Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
An agent of a secret organization called the MIB (Men in Black) code-named "K" (Tommy Lee Jones) seeks out a new recruit to monitor alien activity on Earth. The MIB passes over Navy SEALs and Green Berets, instead deciding on the quick-thinking and fast-talking NYPD Detective James Edwards (Will Smith). Without knowing what he was recruited for, James (now codenamed "J") is told that the MIB agency is beyond all government jurisdiction, and that they are responsible for the alien (and we do mean alien) immigrants who have taken residence on Earth. Part of the MIB's effective cover-up is using advanced alien technology to impersonate actual government officials, and especially the use of a device called the Neuralyzer, which is able to give Laser-Guided Amnesia to anyone not wearing special MIB-issue tinted glasses.
The films are only moderately based on the original comics, mostly borrowing the concept and wardrobe of the agents. With a smart sense of humor, the deadpan delivery of Tommy Lee Jones as the seen-it-all K and the much lauded performance of Will Smith as J, the first Men In Black movie was one of the most popular films of 1997. Some publicity was garnered on advertising posters from the fact that they are literally "Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones." Will Smith also released a tie-in music video entitled "Men In Black."
The film has spawned two sequels, Men in Black II (2002) and Men in Black 3 (2012), an animated series, and a theme park ride. A spin-off film, Men in Black: International, was released in 2019, with F. Gary Gray (Straight Outta Compton, The Fate of the Furious) directing and Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson starring.
"Protecting The Tropes From The Scum of the Indexes":
- Actor Allusion: Agent J gets decked by an alien, parodying Will Smith punching an alien in Independence Day.
- In a blink and you'll miss it moment, the location of Jay's teacher in the third grade is shown as Philadelphia.
- Actually, That's My Assistant: K and J are sent to pick up an alien consultant, and meet a pasty-faced man with a dog:J: Now that's the worst disguise ever. That guy's gotta be an alien.
Frank the Pug: You don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt!
- Aerith and Bob:
- The Twins who run the MIB headquarters are named Blblup and Bob. Note that we're guessing on how the first one's spelled. And the second one too. The novelization provides spelled-out alien names for both. Both also have Earth nicknames, "Jack" and "Gracie."
- The fake names Kay makes up for himself and Jay while investigating the alien "Hi I'm Special Agent Mannheim/Dr. Leo Manville, this is Special Agent Black/Dr. White"
- Adaptational Heroism: In the films, Agents J, K, and Zed are heroes. In the obscure comic book the movies are based on, the organization is downright sinister, K makes J An Offer You Can't Refuse to get him to join and considers him a very disposable pawn, and J is the only 'good guy' in the bunch.
- Adaptational Villainy: By contrast, the comics version of the Bug merely wanted the farmer's gun, which he had been tasked with retrieving in exchange for living space on his overcrowded planet. After comics!Jay gives him a gun, he leaves peacefully; he also suggests that if he didn't get one, he would simply resign himself to suicide.
- Alien Autopsy: The coroner, Laurel, ends up performing these inadvertently on two non-human corpses. It's suggested that she is one of the MIB's most frequently neuralyzed individuals for this very reason.
- Aliens Steal Cattle: For a movie about aliens and UFOs, it's notably averted. When the Bug arrives at the farmhouse where Edgar lives, a cow is seen grazing near the truck, but then the cow leaves the truck shortly before the Bug's spacecraft totals it while landing, and Bug!Edgar doesn't express any interest in the cattle on the farm.
- Almost Dead Guy: The Arquillian Prince inside the jeweler's body, who survives long enough to give a cryptic clue to the protagonists. Not that he was being cryptic on purpose. Poor fellow was dying and not fluent in English.
- Amnesia Missed a Spot: When J meets Dr. Weaver in the morgue, they vaguely notice that they may have met before, but dismiss it as Deja Vu. In the beginning of the movie, they had met, but K had wiped both of their memories.
- Amusing Alien: Lots, but the Worm Guys and Jeebs are probably the best example.
- Animated Adaptation: Men in Black: The Series
- Apologetic Attacker: The Arquillians don't actually have anything against Earth. But they have a very strict idea of quarantine.Translation of Arquillian transmission: Deliver the Galaxy or Earth will be destroyed. Sorry.
J: Aw, that's BULLSHIT.
- Artistic License Gun Safety
- In the shooting test sequence, while discussing Tiffany with Zed, J is gesturing with the hand holding a loaded gun, which points all over the place at various times. Anyone with basic gun safety knowledge will be much more careful about which direction the gun is pointed. A police officer should definitely know better.
- J points the Noisy Cricket in K's face as soon as K hands it to him. K then proceeds to have J carry the gun into the field without having had a chance to practice with it. Both are major gun safety no-nos. J is supposed to be a trained police officer, who should know something about handling firearmsnote . Even if it doesn't look like a 9mm, he should employ the same basic safety practices as with a real gun, especially knowing it's a sidearm.
- Artistic License History: Jonathan Swift strikes again, as K repeats the misconception that people thought the world was flat 500 years ago, when the truth is that fact was first discovered (and proven beyond all doubt) around 240 BC.
- Ask a Stupid Question...K: I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life form leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water, do you?
J: Oh, wait! That was on "Final Jeopardy!" last night. Damn, Alex said...
- When asked if he's dealing guns, Jeebs quips that he's openly selling crack, too. "But I still work here 'cause I love the hours."
- After J has been manhandled by a pregnant disguised squid alien woman in labor and then spat on by her newborn squid baby (in the process of delivering said baby) K asks "Did any of that seem weird to you?" J's expression is priceless.
- Asshole Victim
- The opening scene where Kay ends up killing the alien "Mikey" had to be re-shot when the producers realized audiences were feeling bad for Mikey.
- Edgar, who shown to be a spousal abuser (at least emotionally, and possibly physically as well) just before the Bug kills him.
- Badass CreedAnonymity is your name,
Silence your native tongue.
You are no longer part of the system.
You are above the system. Over it. Beyond it.
We're "Them." We're "They".
We are the Men in Black.
- Bavarian Fire Drill: A favorite tactic of the MIB. It's even lampshaded in the novelization: "Act like you're in charge and everybody will act like you are."[upon arriving at Edgar's farm]
K: Slow down.
K: Give her time to get the wrong impression. Makes things go a lot smoother.
- Behind the Black: J and K don't seem to notice the alien giving birth in the back seat of Reggie's car until Reggie pointed her out.
- Berserk Button:
- Do not squish any bugs in front of Edgar. Just don't. Turns out this is how J manages to keep Edgar around long enough for K to kill him.
- Don't mention how K had to leave his girlfriend behind when he joined the MIB organization.
- Better to Die than Be Killed: The alien Jay was chasing towards the beginning decides to jump off the roof of the Guggenheim Museum rather than live long enough to be killed for his failure.
- BFG: Played with. The Noisy Cricket, possibly the tiniest MIB gun, can cause some serious damage. It's got a nasty recoil too. On the other hand, a gun the size of a shotgun can shoot down spaceships.
- Big Applesauce: The location of the MIB HQ. This would become common to all three movies: the second had the Statue of Liberty's torch used as a giant neuralyzer, and the third ends with "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys playing in the background.
- Big Creepy-Crawlies: The Big Bad of the film is one of them.
- Big Red Button: Don't press one in K's car, unless in a real hurry.
- Bizarre Alien Biology: Almost all of the aliens the MiB processes.
- Blatant Lies: J is suspicious of K.J: Have you ever flashy-thinged me?
J: I ain't playing with you, man. Have you ever flashy-thinged me?
- Blown Across the Room: Laser weapons hurt.
- Bluff the Imposter: Agent K exposes an alien posting as a Mexican immigrant by saying insulting and threatening things in Spanish, but in a cheery tone of voice, to see if he reacted appropriately.
- Body Horror: Edgar's skin steadily decays once the Bug starts wearing it as a disguise, until the face is barely recognizable when J and K confront it.
- "They're beautiful, aren't they? The stars."
- "See you around, J." "No,K, you won't." Then there's an Epic Flash.
- The opening credits scroll over a bug flying in a sinister pattern. SPLAT. Gotcha — turns out the bug is of no significance, at least as far as people are concerned. The last shot of the movie reveals this universe to be a plaything for giant alien kids. It's also a bookend in that the climax ends with a bug going splat — though a much larger one.
- Bowdlerize: Even in broadcasts with the most lenient editing, all instances of the word "shit" are censored, and J's reaction to the Arquillians' demand for the galaxy is dubbed over as a Big "WHAT?!"
- The version on Canadian tv station CTV's website includes the use of the word "shit", yet it replaces Jeeb's "You insensitive PRICK" with "You insensitive jerk"
- Brick Joke: When J learns about aliens living in New York, he immediately assumes they work as cab drivers, and is told, "Not as many as you'd think." A while later, Dr. Laurel, when it's revealed to her, starts on a rant along the lines of, "I knew it. There was this cab driver the other day..."
- Bring It: J to Edgar.J: Don't start nothin'... [squish!] ... won't be nothin'!
- Bringing Running Shoes to a Car Chase: When the Bug escapes from J and K in a cab, J runs after the cab on foot. K sensibly goes to get their car and picks up J.
- Broken Masquerade: K's introduction to aliens on Earth - and more-or-less how the Men in Black got started.
- Buffy Speak: J calls the neuralyzer the "Flashy-Thing," and refers to getting neuralyzed as "flashy-thinged." This continues for most of the first film, with J using terms like "the little dude inside the big dude's head."
- Butt-Monkey: J gets this treatment at first, accidentally wrecking the MIB office with an alien superball, then getting the daylights beaten out of him while delivering the Redgicks' baby (which proceeds to puke all over him as a crowning touch).
- Captain Obvious: The bug (while in his Edgar suit) at the morgue"A man came in here earlier. A dead man."
- Casting Gag: The posters play on the fact that the film's two main stars had the last names "Smith" and "Jones"... you know, the kind of super-plain codenames you'd expect two anonymous, black-suited government agents to use.
- Casual High Drop: The cephalopoid J chases down in New York City drops off a high overpass and keeps right on running. This is J's first clue that something unnatural is going on.
- Character in the Logo: The film trilogy (as well the animated series) has the agents K and J getting their silhouettes on the "I" of the "MIB" acronym as the main logo of the series.
- Chekhov's Gun
- The flying saucers from the first MIB meeting in 1961, converted into observation towers during the New York World's Fair New York State Pavilion at Flushing Meadows Park in Queens.
- The little red button in the LTD.
- K ordering J to fasten his seat belt, J lecturing him about politeness, and K politely asking J to put on a seat belt after pushing the little red button.
- Rosenberg's cat, which he takes to the restaurant and which later ends up at the morgue. It turns out to be the Orion upon whose
beltcollar the Galaxy can be found
- Chekhov's Gunman: One of the several aliens that J sees in the customs section of MiB headquarters turns out to be the Arquilian that tries to warn Rosenberg of the assassination plans against him. Surprisingly, J recognizes him immediately upon seeing his corpse later on.
- Chekhov's Skill: Though played for laughs, when J shoots little Tiffany, his description of the situation demonstrates a skilled ability to pick up on details in the scene. While it seems he's simply embellishing to Zed, J is later the one who makes the connection between the jeweler's cat Orion and the "Orion's Belt" clue. It's made all the more awesome by the novelization revealing his rationale for shooting Tiffany was CORRECT, something none of the other applicants succeeded at. He also demonstrates hints of an eidetic memory: he recognises the perp's weapon from his introductory chase scene when K takes him to Jeebs' pawnshop, recognises the tall alien at the morgue after spotting him arriving in M.I.B. headquarters earlier that day, and remembers the flying saucers at the World's Fair in Queens, realizing that the Bug could use the mothballed ships to escape.
- Code Name: Each agent is supplied with one, but it's the first letter of their first name (James, Kevin, Laurel). Expanded Universe has them go into detail with it.
- The Comically Serious: Nothing about the job fazes K in the slightest, so his deadpan approach to all the outlandish alien craziness is hilarious. In an interview, Tommy Lee Jones says he actually is this; the way to make great comedy is stay close to Will Smith so the funny spills over. Word of God also describes it as something of an Enforced Trope, as he wanted Will Smith to be the only one who was trying to be funny.Beatrice: You here to make fun of me, too?
K: No ma'am, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we are aware of.
- Cool Car: Each agent, and each of them has a hidden form that comes in handy. "Old and Busted... new hotness."
- Cool Shades: They've got a purpose, too - they protect against the mind-wiping effects of the Neuralyzer.
- Covered in Gunge: J and K get covered in bug guts after K blows him in half, then again after Laurel blasts the rest of him.
- One Border Patrol agent ends up wearing puree of Mikey after K shoots him.
- The Redgicks' newborn baby pukes all over J after its delivery.
- Covert Group with Mundane Front: In the beginning, Kay introduces himself and Dee as "INS, Division Six", much to the confusion of the border patrol officers. This extended to the animated series, where Jay and Kay would introduce themselves in any position tangentially-related to the situation as "Division Six".
- Creator Cameo: Director Barry Sonnenfeld and his daughter are seen as two of the aliens under surveillance by the MIB.
- Creepy Cockroach: There's a giant roach alien who devours a human and uses his skin as a disguise. He also leaves swarms of roaches wherever he goes, and loves sugar (preferably in water). The roach alien puts on Edgar's body, and then demands sugar in water.
- Creepy Mortician: Laurel certainly shows shades of this.
- The Coroner: Dr. Laurel Weaver works at a morgue which receives a large number of deceased aliens. It is implied MIB operatives neuralyze her on a semi-regular basis.
- Custom Uniform: The film ends with J wearing custom shades and looking more like a rap mogul then an agent.
- Cutting the Knot: J's solution to the problem of no surface to write on.
- Damsel out of Distress: When Laurel realizes there's a whole galaxy in Orion's collar and the Bug finds out the cat is at the morgue, he promptly storms the place, holds Laurel at gunpoint and kidnaps her on a a cab so she can take him to the observatory towers of the New York State Pavilion, which are actually confiscated UFOs. As the Bug climbs to his saucer holding Laurel captive, he tells her he plans to eat her as a "snack". Laurel, however, has none of it, breaks free of Edgar's grasp and jumps to a nearby tree while fiercely clinging to its branches to avoid falling. She does fall, but is unharmed, and manages to get a hold of J's MIB gun which she uses to blast the surviving half of the Bug into oblivion.
- Darker and Edgier: The novelization of the film is a little closer to the original comics' moral ambiguity. For example, when J and K go to see Jeebs, J warns K that this is the kind of neighborhood crawling with carjackers, but K isn't bothered. As it turns out, the alien defense system built into the car? It disintegrates anybody who tries to pick the lock. As J goes on ahead, K lingers to hear one luckless thief try to jack the car and be reduced to dust with a soft "pop". And then there's another "pop", and another, and so K heads into Jeebs' shop smiling to himself whilst he thinks that the longer that they take in Jeebs' shop, the safer this neighborhood will get.
- Dark Is Not Evil: They are Men In Black after all, but also Earth's "best, last, and only defense against the scum of the universe." Lampshaded in Will Smith's music video.The good guys dress in black, remember that / Just in case we face to face and make contact.
- Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?: The tow truck driver doesn't get intimidated by "Edgar", even when he takes out his shotgun. Unfortunately for him, he still gets shot by "Edgar".Tow Truck Driver: [revealing his own pistol] Please...
- Distracted by the Sexy:J: She's got a whole "Queen of the Undead" thing.
K: What about the body?
J: Great body.
K: The DEAD body.
- The Dog Is an Alien: Frank the Pug.
- Domestic Abuser: In the short time before he's killed and inhabited by the Bug, Edgar demeans his wife's cooking, calls her lazy and threatens to hit her.
- Do Not Call Me Sir: K says this line to one of the Border Patrol agents in the opening: "Don't 'sir' me, young man. You have no idea who you're dealing with."
- Do Not Taunt Cthulhu: Both the tow truck driver and the morgue receptionist learn this the hard way.
- Drives Like Crazy: K. Just push the Big Red Button, and his car grows a rocket. He then drives on the roof of the Queens-Midtown Tunnel while singing along to Elvis Presley's "Promised Land", and pays the toll without missing a beat even after smashing through the gate.
- *Drool* Hello: Indirectly. After K enters the morgue to find out what's happened to J, he tries to light a cigarette but the match is put out by a drip of slime. He looks up, and now we know what happened to the clerk...
- Early Installment Weirdness: In this film K is portrayed as a man holding out for The One That Got Away. Not only would the second film have him separated from the woman he was holding out for during his temporary retirement, but it would also be implied that he had a love child with the queen of Zartha, joins Frank and Zed in talking about their sexual experiences with aliens at the end of the film, and in the third film they have him flirting with Agent O every time they are together.
- Eat Me: Trope Namer. K goads the Bug into eating him so he can retrieve his gun and blow it up from the inside.
- Eccentric Exterminator: Edgar actually isn't an exterminator and is a pretty normal fella (or as normal as someone played by Vincent D'Onofrio can be...) until a giant bug from outer space uses his body as a disguise and steals an exterminator's van, giving us quite a bit of this vibe.
- Elvis Has Left the Planet: According to K, "He's not dead, he just went home."
- Enemy Rising Behind: After K blasts his way out of the Bug, he and J sit back to reflect on the moment while the upper half of the Bug crawls behind them to attack, only to be blasted at the last second by Laurel using J's gun.
- Epic Fail: Played With; "May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?". J points out that the freaky looking aliens all could be doing fairly innocuous things like working out, while Tiffany is walking around with physics textbooks well out of her grade range in a dark alley. Zed is not amused. The novelization reveals J was actually RIGHT in his reasoning and had shot the only real threat.note
- E.T. Gave Us Wi-Fi: The MIB have been supporting themselves with patent royalties on technologies they've confiscated from alien visitors, helping along the development of modern tech in the process. Microwave ovens, Velcro, and liposuction are all alien tech, and in the expanded universe, cell phones, solar power, and many more were all reverse-engineered from contraband.
- Et Tu, Brute?: The worms are spotted leaving MIB headquarters with a cartful of cigarettes, leaving their co-workers to rot.Zed: You SORRY LITTLE INGRATES!
- Eureka Moment: J figures out the Arquillian prince's last words meant when he sees Frank barking at a cat.
- Everything Is An Ipod In The Future: A rare instance of this trope being used in the nineties.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Orion's Belt... technically, collar, but whatever.
- Exact Time to Failure: The Arquillians give MIB a time limit on getting the Galaxy back before they destroy the Earth. When J and K finally retrieve it, all K has to do is say it's in his possession, which happens exactly seven minutes after the the timer showed eight minutes. They had plenty of time to spare.
- Exact Words
- The "You can have my gun..." exchange. Even more layers of this in the novel, where prior to assimilating Edgar's memories the Bug was using a crappy translator. It renders the saying "There's a deal" into the exact meaning of "Your proposal is acceptable." And then there's the fact that Edgar pulled out the "You can have my gun when you take it from my cold dead hands" stock phrase and the Bug takes him at his word without a trace of irony.
- Also, Bug!Edgar, when talking with the head chef in regards to where "little Ivan" is (the server who was supposed to be serving the ambassadors of the two alien races that Bug!Edgar is trying to assassinate and steal the galaxy from), responds that he "gave him a break." The camera pans, revealing that Bug!Edgar means this quite literally, having broken his body in half and stuffed him into a cabinet.
- When Edwards decides to join the team, he asks Kay not to call him "son or kid or sport or nothing like that". Kay calls him "Slick" in the next line. And later calls him things like "Tiger". Zed also gives him various mocking nicknames.
- Exposed Extraterrestrials: Whenever the MIB are around.
- Extranormal Institute: The MIB.
- Face Death with Dignity: Rosenberg is calm when he realizes he's been cornered by the bug, only saying that it won't find the Galaxy.
- Face Stealer: The Bug.
- Failed a Spot Check: Lampshaded by a soldier and a marine at the firing range test whose reactions pretty much say "How the hell we miss that?"
- Fainting: An Emotional Faint happens after the Bug gets into his new Edgar suit. Edgar's wife Beatrice tells him that "Your skin is hanging off your bones." The Bug pulls Edgar's face back into a horrible distorted mask, and Beatrice faints at once.
- Fantastic Racism: As to be expected in a movie about human-alien interactions, even if most humans aren't even aware of aliens.
- Agent K explains that many alien civilizations believe that human thought is so primitive, it's considered to be like a contagious disease, which is why Earth isn't allowed to have Universal Translator devices yet.
- The Bug clearly despises humans, and refers to them by a variety of unflattering terms, including "undeveloped pond-scum", "monkey-boys", "meat-sacks", and "milk-suckers". The rest of his species, according to K, are probably very much the same.
- Agent J uses this to provoke the Bug into attacking him by crushing terrestrial cockroaches under his feet.
- Fanservice: Linda Fiorentino in a short skirt means that when she's kidnapped by a giant disguised insect from space and she's struggling to escape, she's showing us her rather lovely legs. Likewise, when she clings to a nearby tree for a good deal of the final battle.
- Fashion Dissonance: Agent J's getup at the end of the film (oval-rim sunglasses, long Nehru jacket, and band collar without a necktie) was Hollywood haute-couture for a brief moment towards the end of The '90s. Its purpose in the film is probably to make him look more "up-to-date" and "hip". Tellingly, he goes back to a normal black suit for the sequels.
- Fiction as Cover-Up: Tabloids serve a double purpose: they act as part of the alien cover-up by causing people to dismiss any stories they hear about aliens while also being a legitimate source of news for those in the know.
- Final Speech: After his Mobile-Suit Human is "killed", the Arquillian prince manages to live long enough to pass on vital (though somewhat misleading) information to J before dying.
- First Day from Hell: J becomes involved in a plot to save the galaxy within his first day or so. Subverted in that K berates his actions that could expose them by informing J that there is always a crisis on their hands.K: There is always an Arquillian battle cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they do not know about it!
- Forbidden Chekhov's GunK: Remember the little red button?
K: Push the little red button.
[J does so]
K: And you may want to put on a seat belt. [Car unfolds to reveal rocket boosters and travels upside down on the roof of the tunnel]
- The first line in the movie is "Goddamned bugs!"
- It's real subtle in relation to K's true motives, but when K and Zed are discussing J:Zed: He's got a real problem with authority.
K: So do I.
- When K shows J the photographs of First Contact, he reacts to the picture of the random kid greeting the aliens with "Isn't that cute? You brought the big man flowers!" Though he doesn't realize it, his use of "you" is completely accurate — the young man in that picture is K himself.
- When describing the people present for the First Contact, K makes a point of mentioning "one poor kid who got lost on the wrong back road".
- Fourth Wall Psych: When the bug invades Rosenberg's jewlery shop, he appears to walk up to the camera and punch it, cracking the lens. Then the supposedly-ruined camera pans out and we see that he's actually trying to break through the glass door to the shop.
- Freeze-Frame Bonus
- The screen with the "celebrities who are secretly aliens" (includes director Barry Sonnenfeld, producer Steven Spielberg, and Sylvester Stallone) - which later singles out J's ex-teacher.
- In one scene, there are two brief shots of Orion the cat where the name on its collar (belt) is visible before the secret is revealed.
- Freudian Threat: "I want you on the next transport off this rock or I'm going to shoot you where it don't grow back."
- Funny Background Event: Zed neuralyzing the rejected recruits as J and K walk by shortly after the recruitment process. Also, the memorable alien-childbirth scene, which supplies the page image for the trope. Also, while K and J are looking at the screen showing the disguised aliens, a group of MIB office workers are conversing in the background, with one of them standing on the ceiling.
- Fun with AcronymsJ: See this badge?! Huh?! N-Y-P-D! Means I will kNock Yo' Punk-ass Down!
- Gas Leak Cover-Up
- The course of action taken after people who witness UFO's or aliens are neuralyzed.Agent K: The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
- Also used on the INS agents in the opening sequence after having killed Mickey in their presence.Kay: I'm serious, fellas, you're lucky to be alive after a blast like that.INS Agent Janus: What blast?Kay: Underground gas main, genius! You fellas need to exercise a lot more caution before discharging your firearms, I'll tell you that much right now. Especially you. [points at Janus, who is covered in alien viscera.]
- Played for Laughs in one scene when Agent J tries to give the standard cover story without having a neuralyzer.
- The course of action taken after people who witness UFO's or aliens are neuralyzed.
- Genius Bruiser: J can beat aliens in a foot race and punch some of them out. But he's also a lateral thinker able to see the forest when everybody else is focused on the trees, and is usually able to make logical leaps that K can't.
- Getting Eaten Is Harmless: Kay purposely lets himself be ingested by the Edgar Bug in order to get his gun back. Once he blasts the bug in two from the inside he's no worse for wear, save for the truly massive mess he made.
- Given Name Reveal: Orion the cat.
- Good Cop/Bad Cop: Used in the scene with Jeebs, before James is officially recruited. K threatens to blow Jeebs' head off if he doesn't talk, and James plays along, saying that K's not messing around. What James doesn't realize is that K wasn't bluffing, and he quickly gets in over his head.
- Go Through Me: Humorously played with:J: There's only one way off this planet, baby, and that's through me! [the Bug promptly slaps him aside]
- Government Conspiracy: Averted. The first agents were part of the US Government, but not anymore.J: What branch of the government do we report to?K: None, they ask too many questions.
- Go-to Alias: "Division Six".
- Halfway Plot Switch: Done very briefly. After the Cold Open, the plot focuses on James running down a criminal who turns out to be an alien giving portents of doom. While being berated by his superiors for this ridiculous story, he is approached by a Dr. Laurel Weaver, a coroner who examined the body claims to believe him. She whispers an address to him and tells him to meet her secretly afterwards - leading the audience to believe that the movie will be a Sci-Fi mystery or thriller, involving James and the coroner as Muggles unearthing The Masquerade... and then Laurel is neuralized immediately after revealing her suspicions to James, cutting this plotline short immediately, leading into the agent in-training story the movie truly is. She still becomes involved later.
- How the Bug fits in the Edgar-suit (although he's clearly not too comfy). It makes some sense when you know that roaches are capable of pressing their bodies together to fit into tighter spaces; it makes them extremely resistant against being killed by stepping on them (you need a hard flat surface for that to work). Since the Bug is based on roaches in design and physiology, it's not too far-fetched to assume he has an improved version of that survival technique. From the novelization: "How can it do that?" "They have their ways. And using those ways just makes it even more angry." It also explicitly states that there's some literal Hammerspace going on, and that this is a natural ability the Bugs have.
- A less obvious example is the sub-machine gun-sized weapon the cephalapoid pulls out of nowhere when Jay is trying to arrest him.
- Hand Cannon
- Played straight with the huge revolver the tow-truck driver pulls out when Bug!Edgar threatens him with a shotgun. He's killed by Edgar's shotgun blast before he can use it.
- Inverted by the Noisy Cricket: a tiny, unseemly weapon resembling a hypodermic needle with a handle, pauses momentarily and chirps like a cricket when you pull the trigger, and then promptly annihilates whatever it was pointed at and knocks you flat on your butt. The recoil usually hurls Agent J about fifteen feet, no matter how he tries to brace himself
- Hate Sink: The guy the Bug kills and starts impersonating will, suffice it to say, not be missed. In his possible <60 seconds of screen time he establishes himself as a capricious, abusive jackass with strong misogynistic traits. Good riddance.
- Herald: The MIB organization (and by extension, the existence of aliens) is this for J.
- Hero Insurance: Shooting up the Guggenheim to chase a petty thief would get J instantly cashiered from the NYPD.
- Historical In-Joke
- Historical Rap Sheet: See the bouncy ball entry on Historical In-Joke above.
- Hugh Mann: The Bug's disguise as Edgar the Farmer is not really convincing.
- Human Disguise: Most aliens on Earth wear a disguise to live among humans; including robotic suits, rubber skins, and (in the case of the Bug) real human skin.
- Humans Are Morons: "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."Human thought is so primitive, it is looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. Kind of makes you feel proud, doesn't it?
Laurel: I hate the living.
- Laurel herself isn't too fond of mankind either, after she fills out the form regarding the dead Arkillian prince and asks the policeman giving it to her why there is a cat with the corpse, the rude jerk angrily takes the form away from her hands and tells her the cat is her problem now. Annoyed with the cop's negligence and rudeness, Laurel gives us this gem:
- Ignorance Is Bliss: "There's always an Arquillian battle cruiser, or a Corillian death ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!"
- I Love the Dead: Implied for Laurel. As a bonus, Laurel at one point explicitly states the inverse, "I hate the living."
- In Name Only: The first five minutes of the movie is a faithful reproduction of the first few pages of the first issue of the comic. After that, they have almost nothing in common.
- I Surrender, Suckers: "Edgar", towards the end."Edgar": Oh, I see... I'll put my hands on my head... Like this?
[tears Edgar's skin off]
- Immortal Life Is Cheap: K blowing Jeebs' head off isn't murder, it's interrogation.
- Imported Alien Phlebotinum: In the games, the Aliens are responsible for everything. Also, the Galaxy in the first movie.
- In-Joke: The driver smuggling illegal aliens (one of whom is an alien disguised as an illegal alien) along a road marked "375" claims to have been "fishing in Cuernavaca." 375 refers to Nevada State Road 375, known as the "Extraterrestrial Highway" for being near Area 51 (although the scene is in Texas), while Cuernavaca is a Mexican city that supposedly had a flying saucer crash.
- Insectoid Aliens: The alien Bug, a giant cockroach wearing a new Edgar suit.
- Insignificant Little Blue Planet: Zig-Zagged trope. It's clearly stated that most aliens view Earth as a very unimportant planet. In fact, that's why these aliens visit: it's "an apolitical zone for aliens without a planet," the Casablanca of the universe. Of course, having so many alien species mingling every day (some of who are considered royalty on their homeworld) means that, in consequence, Earth Is the Center of the Universe. This then gets worked into the film's Anthropic Principle: the Men In Black keep up The Masquerade to make sure the neutral zone stays neutral. Which leads into a nasty conclusion: the Men In Black will keep using the neuralizers forever, as they themselves agree with all the aliens that humans are so stupid that the only way Earth can thrive is as a neutral zone. As long as the Men In Black are around, we will never get out into space.
- Insult Backfire
- "Edwards, if you were half the man I am..." "I AM half the man you are!"
- Human intelligence is so primitive that it's considered an infectious disease on other planets. "Kinda makes you proud, doesn't it?"
- Earlier, after Kay explains the history of the MIB, James asks "When the last time you had a CAT scan?", to which Kay answers "About six months ago, company policy."
- Internal Retcon: The whole point of the Neuralyzers.
- Inventor of the Mundane: The MIB owns the patents to some 'out of town' inventions, naming a few which make quite a bit of sense; Velcro (invented by NASA), microwave ovens (invented by a military defense contractor), liposuction (pre-dates alien contact, but was mostly a creative form of mutilation before the development of ultrasonics - another military invention)...
- Invisible Aliens: More like disguised so as to appear invisible to those who have a Weirdness Censor.
- It's Up to You: The other police officers aren't fit enough to keep up with Jay's first alien. Jay lampshades this.
- Japanese Tourist: J lands on a bus full of them when chasing the perp during the Cold Opening.
- Jerkass: Edgar was like this before he got killed and ended up body snatched by the Bug. There's also a bunch of unfriendly cops as well.
- Jerkass Has a Point: K accurately sums up the MIB's need for secrecy by telling J that the only reason average people are able to get on with their lives is that they're not aware that the Earth is under constant threat from aliens.
- Just Eat Him: K, going to get back his gun from Edgar's throat in the first film's climax. "Eat me. EAT ME!!"
- Karmic Death: The Bug kidnaps Laurel and decides to make a meal out of her. Sure enough, she is ultimately the one who destroys him once and for all.Laurel: Interesting job you guys have.
- Kill and Replace: The Bug does this to Edgar.
- Knuckle Cracking: After the Bug kills Edgar, dons his new Edgar suit and climbs out of the hole made by his crashing starship, he cracks his neck.
- Lame Excuse: The human smuggler at the beginning of the movie tells the Border Patrol he's been fishing in Cuernavaca to explain why he's driving across the Mexican border late at night. The Border Patrol agent has already busted him for smuggling on several previous occasions, so he doesn't buy this excuse for one second.
- Laser-Guided Amnesia: How the Neuralyzer works. They can be set to wipe someone of certain memories of someone, or the last twenty minutes of aliens trying to kill them. Repeated neuralyzations, however, cause deja vu in some subjects. Notably, this is usually matched with them telling Blatant Lies about what happened (of the typical "weather balloon and swamp gas" explanations), and the assumption is that in the absence of their regular memories the subject is more likely to accept the suggestion, no matter how far fetched.
- Combined with No Fourth Wall in one of the commercials, in which J and K ask viewers how they liked the movie, then fire the Neuralyzer directly at the camera, and then invite the audience to go see the film: it's full of surprises.
- Laser-Guided Karma: The verbally abusive farmer spends just enough time on screen doing his thing so that the audience will have absolutely zero sympathy when the bug's meteor crashes on his vehicle of choice.Farmer: The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!
- Law of Inverse Recoil: You will not break that "damn thing" Noisy Cricket, J. It will break you.
- Layman's Terms: Zed compares Earth's predicament to being the last party-goer who gets stuck with the check.
- Leno Device: The end of the first movie shows tabloid articles talking about the effects of the climax on the public, including a conspiracy theory forming about Detroit perfecting a rocket car and one story about the baseball player who missed the catch during the baseball game shown in the movie claiming "UFO MADE ME MISS HOME RUN!" (which is actually true). Of course, the joke is that the tabloids contain the best source of information for MIB ("You can try the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.")
- Little Useless Gun: The Noisy Cricket is a double subversion. It's tiny, sure, but it packs a hell of a punch... which never actually helps at any point in the film.
- The novelization informs us that this is a deliberate tactic used to train new agents not to assume things about how something because of how it looks (and to bet on how far they will fly backwards).
- Long List: K and Zed muse over the NYC and Jersey-based aliens who have already flown the coop. The list ends with Staten Island ("Gone, thank God.").
- Losing Your Head: Jeebs. K shoots him in the head and he regrows it, with complaints about the inconvenience.Jeebs: You insensitive pricks! Do you have any idea how much that stings?
K: Show us the merchandise or you'll lose another head, Jeebs.
- Lost in Translation: The Arquillian Prince says that "The galaxy lies on Orion's Belt." Orion is actually his cat's name and the "belt" is actually a mistranslation of "collar."
- MacGuffin: The Galaxy, in the first movie.
- Masquerade: The alien shenanigans the MIB deal with put the Earth in mortal danger on such a regular basis that humanity simply would not be capable of functioning with that perpetual risk of annihilation looming over them. As such, the existence of alien life is kept a total secret from the world, and most aliens are required to use prosthetics or disguises to pass off as human, animal, or machine.
- Meaningful Echo: See Bookends, above.[in the opening scene]
D: I'll tell you, Kay... I will miss the chase. I will miss the chase.
K: No, Dee. You won't. [neuralyzes him]
[after the climax]
K: See you around, Jay.
J: No. You won't. [neuralyzes him]
- Memory-Wiping Crew: If the fallout from an encounter is too big for a single MIB agent to handle, a containment crew is called in to neuralyze large groups of witnesses and get rid of the evidence.
- The Men in Black: The good guy version.
- Mentor Occupational Hazard: Averted. K survives the Bug's innards to retrieve his gun and blast his way out.
- Minor Crime Reveals Major Plot: Disappearance of a man after encountering a UFO and a suicide —> theft of a galaxy and possible destruction of the Earth.
- Mobile-Suit Human: Rosenberg (who at one point provided the page image). The alien prince of the Arquillian Empire who had the Galaxy was piloting one ("the little dude inside the big dude's head"), the better to hide from enemies and to pet his cat.
- Mood Whiplash
- J is more than happy to help K with doing the whole Good Cop/Bad Cop routine while questioning Jeebs, until K holy shit blows Jeebs's head off, at which point J drops the act:J: [aiming a gun at K's head, deadly serious] Drop the weapon.
- Then Whiplashed back again as Jeebs regrows his head:Jeebs: [in a high squeaky voice] You insensitive prrrrricks! D'you have any idea how much that stings?!
- J is more than happy to help K with doing the whole Good Cop/Bad Cop routine while questioning Jeebs, until K holy shit blows Jeebs's head off, at which point J drops the act:
- Muggles: Any person not part of the MIB is called a "Neutral".
- Multi-Armed Multitasking: The twin Mission Controls.
- Mundane Solution: When the other recruits are filling out their forms, none of them know how to do so in the odd chairs they're sitting in. J gets the idea to pull a table closer to him so he can fill it out on there.
- My Card: K hands one to J as part of recruitment.
- My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels: How some alien languages work.
- Mythology Gag: When Edgar first meets the Bug, their discussion about the gun is a reference to the surprisingly obscure comic the movie was based on. It turns out much better for the farmer in that one, though - the bugs REALLY needed his gun (for a high-stakes scavenger hunt), but not so urgently that they couldn't wait him out.
- Naïve Newcomer: J, to the point that he indulges in Uncle Tomfoolery.
- Necessarily Evil: The organization is not overtly malicious, but they do recognize a certain moral ambiguity with how they deceive the population, even telling them harmful lies about the truth of loved ones. J engages Edgar on a crowded street and K is quick to berate him over jeopardizing The Masquerade. When J balks citing the situation calls for extreme measures K tells him that The World Is Always Doomed and the only thing preventing mass chaos is keeping all this a secret.
- Needle in a Stack of Needles: When "Edgar" escapes with the Galaxy and Laurel, J realizes he's escaped in a cab. The trouble is, the movie is set in New York, and it's rush hour. The streets are filled with cabs. However, K makes him stop, saying "He's not leaving [Earth] in a cab."
- N.G.O. Superpower: The MIB is no longer connected to any government, but effectively holds sole control over Earth's foreign policy.
- No Accounting for Taste: Edgar and Beatrice.J: [to K] The dude was that ugly before he was an alien?
- No Such Agency: Played With. Originally a Federal agency, the MIB splintered off since the government "asked too many questions." They erased any and all records and memories of their existence from their own government, getting their funding from the patents of alien technologies.
- Noisy Shut-Up
- The Bug losing patience with Laurel and J's bickering.
- J to Zed and K:J: Hey, OLD GUYS!
[cut to Zed and K shooting Death Glares at him]
- Non-Answer: During the recruitment, J asks why they were there, and one of the military-trained recruits responds that Zed is looking the "the best of the best of the best, sir." J deduces, correctly, that none of the others knows why they're there either, and are following a "do what you're told" mentality. Given the results of the test, it's entirely possible that the recruitment process was just a going-through-the-motions act put on for the benefit of J and/or Zed.
- Nonverbal Miscommunication: J (understandably) misreading Laurel's frantic signals that the Bug is hiding in the trolley as a come-on.
- Noodle Incident: Agent K tells Agent J, "you should've been here for the Zeronion migration in 1968."
- Not Even Bothering with the Accent: Kay is supposed to be from Truro, Massachusetts, on Cape Cod. He talks with Tommy Lee Jones' Texas drawl.
- Not This One, That One: Agent J is shown an awesome-looking Series-4 De-atomizer, but is actually issued a puny-looking Noisy Cricket. This one is actually a subversion of the usual gag, as the weapon J gets really IS the better one; it just doesn't look like it. J is later surprised when the weapon causes massive explosions akin to grenades. (While hurling him backward due to recoil.) On YouTube around 2:00.Agent K: [shows J a LARGE pistol] Series 4 De-atomizer.
Agent J: That's what I'm talking about!
Agent K: [shows J a tiny pistol] Noisy Cricket. [hands it to him]
Agent J: Kay, no, no, come on, man. You get a Series 4 De-atomizer, and I get a little midget Cricket? [snip] Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing!
- Obfuscating Stupidity: J, to a degree. The entire first act of the movie is designed to show that his streetwise smart-ass routine is largely a put-on and he's actually a very good, and even insightful, detective.
- Obvious Stunt Double: An infamous scene reveals that Will Smith's stunt double during the "Remember the little red button? Push the little red button" gag was Caucasian.
- Octopoid Aliens: J helps an alien to deliver a baby. During the process he is attacked by several tentacles, and when the mother finally gives birth to the baby, it looked like a a grey and squid hybrid.
- Off Bridge, onto Vehicle: Played with during the Cold Opening, when Jay is seen chasing a perp who jumps down from an overpass onto a lower street. Instead of watching the perp get away, Jay jumps down onto a tour bus full of Japanese Tourists.
- Oh, Crap!:
- Agent Janus when he gets discovered by Mikey and realizes that he's about to be killed.
- Only once does Agent K briefly lose his composure, thanks to witnessing the Bug revealing itself.
- One Dialogue, Two Conversations: Edgar's Humans Are Bastards tirade to the roach exterminator.Edgar: Just what exactly do you think you're doing here?
Exterminator: I'm taking care of your pest problem.
Edgar: Pest problem? PEST??
Exterminator: Yeah you got a hell of an infestation here.
Edgar: You know I've noticed an infestation here. Everywhere I look in fact, nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum totally convinced of their own superiority as they scurry about their short, pointless lives.
Exterminator: Well...yeah...uh, don't you wanna get rid of them?
Edgar: Oh in the worst way.
- One-Hit Kill: The MIB's heavy weaponry has this effect on aliens and their vehicles. The challenge is getting to a point where you both A) are in front of the alien and B) have said heavy weapon at the ready.
- One-Winged Angel: Edgar's final form, a giant, angry cockroach with teeth.
- Orphaned Punchline: "But honey, this one's eating my popcorn!" Here's the rest of the joke. The same joke also appeared in The Sting.
- Parody: The film parodies the witterings of conspiracy theorists by taking them at face value.
- Pants-Positive Safety: Averted; Officer Edwards seems to be stashing his handgun down the front of his pants, but he actually has a specialized concealment holster in that location which is briefly visible.
- Passing the Torch: At the end of the film, by K giving J the neuralyzer.
- Person with the Clothing: Black suits, black shades.
- Planet Looters: Edgar's race feeds off intergalactic wars.
- Planet Terra: In the novelization, Edgar calls humans "terries."
- Plausible Deniability
- Possessing a Dead Body: Shortly after landing on Earth, the villainous Bug kills the farmer Edgar and proceeds to wear Edgar's hollowed-out skin as a disguise. The resulting impression—a sick-looking man who moves clumsily and turns increasingly rotten as the plot advances—very much resembles a walking corpse.
- Possession Burnout: The "Edgar Suit" gets pretty shabby by the end of the movie.
- Pre Ass Kicking One Liner:Kay: [cocks gun] Roaches check in...
Jay: [cocks gun] ...They don't check out.
- Public Secret Message: Agent K explains that tabloids, which are assumed to be hoaxes by muggles, are in fact based on true events behind The Masquerade (since tabloids have less Weirdness Censor than "serious" newspapers). Later, when Agent K retires, Agent J notices an article with Agent K's photo and an article about a postal worker who returned to his old job after years in a coma, revealing Agent K's fate, which then becomes a major plot point in the second film.
- Punctuated! For! Emphasis!
- When J catches up to the perp he's chasing:J: N! Y! P! D! Means I will kNock! Yo! Punk-ass! Down!
- Also, when K, when J complains about them not having time for the cover-up:K: There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they do! not! know! about! it!
- When pressing Edgar's Berserk Button:
- When J catches up to the perp he's chasing:
- Punny Name: Laurel becomes L — "elle", in other words.
- Put Down Your Gun and Step Away: Happens three times.
- The Bug to Edgar when they first meet.
- Edwards to K after K shoots Jeebs in the head, only to drop it when his head grows back.
- The Bug to J and K when they confront him in the morgue.
- Quiet Cry for Help: Laurel is talking to J in the morgue while the hidden Edgar is watching her, having threatened her with death if she gives him away. J persistently misinterprets Laurel's attempts to alert him as sexual come-ons.
- Race Lift: J was white in the original comics and was supposed to be played by Chris O'Donnell who was filming Batman & Robin at the time.
- Real Event, Fictional Cause: The 1977 New York Blackout was caused by an alien releasing a Hyper-Destructive Bouncing Ball into the area as a prank.
- Reality Has No Subtitles: Near the beginning of the movie, a group of Border Patrol agents stop a van carrying illegal Mexican immigrants. The driver of the van and a Border Patrol agent all speak to the illegal Mexican immigrants in Spanish without any translation of their words. However, K's dialogue after he shows up is subtitled.
- Recoiled Across The Room: J and the Noisy Cricket. Every time J shoots it, he flies back several feet.
- Recursive Reality: The MacGuffin that draws Edgar Bug to Earth is a miniature galaxy. The final scene reveals that our galaxy is just like the MacGuffin, and lies several layers down within a miniature galaxy-orb that an alien is playing marbles with.
- Recycled In Space: In-universe example; K refers to Earth as Casablanca for aliens.
- Refuge in Audacity
- K tells J the truth about the MIB but J doesn't believe him.J: So, who exactly are you with? FBI? NSA?
K: I'm part of a bureau that licenses, monitors and polices alien activity on the planet Earth.
- K neuralyzes J after he's identified the gun.
- K tells J the truth about the MIB but J doesn't believe him.
- Replicant Snatching
- Running Gag: Whenever J neuralizes anyone, he tends to give them long rambling speeches in which he gives meaningful personal advice about their lives, goes into wild irrelevant tangents about the situation, and encourages them to do exciting and/or fun things - particularly as a counterpoint to K, who always gives very brusque and to-the-point memories and wants to be done with it. It pops up once in this movie, but really takes off in the second and third films.
- Whenever J and K go undercover to interrogate someone, they use fake names. The first time, K introduces J as "Special Agent Black"; the second time, as "Dr. White"; and in the third instance, J introduces himself as Sgt. Friday.
- Sadist Teacher: J discovers that one he had in grade school is actually an alien from one of the moons of Jupiter.
- Safety in Muggles: While the Neuralizer makes fighting outside doable, the general idea is to avoid being seen when fighting aliens.
- Salt and Pepper: Agent J, played by Will Smith, and Agent K, played by Tommy Lee Jones, are partners. Kay exhibits a very serious demeanor, rarely joking or smiling and giving very matter-of-fact responses. Jay has an energetic, enthusiastic attitude and refusal to strictly follow authority that Kay admired when he first met NYPD officer James Edwards who would become Agent J.
- Sci-Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale: Very nearly averted. K explains that a grouchy alien was stuck in customs after traveling 17 trillion miles...or a bit under 3 light-years. While this wouldn't get you to the nearest known star to our sun (Proxima Centauri), it would at least put you in interstellar space.
- Screaming Birth: The alien woman... plus a few tentacles shaking a screaming J around like a ragdoll while K casually questions her husband, oblivious to this.
- Seen It All: Agent K. J keeps trying this, but K manages to surprise him. Many other MIB personnel have a similar reaction to what happens; Zed doesn't even look up from his desk when the bouncy-ball starts careening around his office, except to move his head slightly out of the way.
- Sherlock Scan: Parodied and played straight at once in the Shooting Gallery sequence. "She's about to start some shit, Zed!" He had just shot the model of a little girl because she was walking around carrying advanced physics books in the middle of the night in a place full of aliens. He was right, she was the dangerous one.
- She's Got Legs: Linda Fiorentino as Dr. Laurel Weaver, natch.
- The guy behind the Locksmith counter looks remarkably like Riff Raff.
- Agent J tells K not to "go all Jack Webb" on Laurel.
- It's subtle, but when K shows J his third grade teacher, Ms. Edelson, was an alien, she's listed as being in Philadelphia where, presumably, James Edwards was born and raised.
- J tells K not to push the Big Red Button in the gear shift of their Cool Car. This is a reference to Goldfinger, in which Q does the same thing to James Bond. In Bond's car the button activates an ejector seat, while in the MIB's car it activates a jet engine in the rear.
- Sighted Guns Are Low-Tech: Despite the high tech look of their giant guns, J and K don't actually need to aim them to shoot down a UFO. Could be that they fire heat seeking rounds, or some such advanced tech that replaces the need for manual aiming.
- Signed Up for the Dental: The Worm Guys and Frank.
- The Smurfette Principle: The film doesn't have many female agents. The end of the film shows Agent L, a woman who becomes J's new partner. However she is neuralyzed between films and given a Written-In Absence to make way for the return of Tommy Lee Jones.
- Snark-to-Snark Combat: Part of why K and J work so well together.Kay: I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life form leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water, do you?
Jay: Uh, wait, that was on "Final Jeopardy!" last night. Damn, Alex said...
- Stab the Salad: K pulls a knife on a Mexican immigrant and swings it toward him - and slices open his clothing, revealing an alien hiding inside.
- Stalking Is Love: K uses the MIB's super-advanced Spy Satellites to spy on his old girlfriend while she's out gardening.
- Stealth Insult
- Zed pays one to the applicants:Zed: Congratulations, you're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.note
- Agent J also gives one while he's still an NYPD officer:Overweight Cop: If you were half the man I was—
James: I am half the man you are.
- Zed pays one to the applicants:
- The Stoic: Agent K.
- Suit-Up of Destiny: Done when J puts on his MIB uniform for the first time; it even provides the trope's page quote.
- Sunglasses at Night: Though in this case they've got a justified purpose - they protect against the mind-wiping effects of the Neuralyzer.
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: How the Men in Black implant new memories sometimes, after Neuralyzing someone.
- Swallowed Whole: The Bug to K.
- Averted between Bug and Laurel. He wanted to eat her, but threw her off a ladder instead when he decided fighting to take her as a "snack" on the "long trip" wasn't worth it.
- Techno Babble: Plenty.K: Set for pulsar level five, subsonic implosion factor two.J: What?K: Just shoot the damn thing on the count of three!
- Tempting Fate
- "The only thing pulling its weight around here is my goddamn truck!" FWOOM! SMASH! "Figures."
- Followed almost immediately by "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers."
- J being won over by the cuteness of a baby squid. Right before it barfs on him.
- They Look Like Us Now: Non-humanoid aliens have ways of blending in, usually some kind of robotic human suit. Or in Edgar's case, an organic one.
- Thing-O-Meter: Not a literal device, butJ: This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
- This Explains So Much: Twice. J discovers his third grade teacher really was an alien all along, and at the end when J reveals Dennis Rodman is one, too.
- Threat Backfire
- The aforementioned threat made to Edgar the cockroach in the Exact Words entry. And the result.
- Also, when kidnapping Laurel, she threatens that if Bug!Edgar does anything to her (after claiming that she's Earth's ruler or even a goddess), Earth will declare war on his species in an attempt to get him to let her go. Unfortunately, this gave Bug!Edgar a lot more incentive to kidnap her than before ("War? Good. That means more food for my family. All 78 million of them. That's a lot of mouths to feed, Highness.")
- Too Dumb to Live: The tow truck driver towing Edgar's vehicle responds to a drawn shotgun pointed at him by simply showing Edgar his revolver and then putting it back in his jacket, somehow failing to realize the a revolver inside a jacket will do no good against someone who already has his gun drawn and aimed at him.
- Two of Your Earth Minutes
- Parodied and played straight. A galactic week is one hour. The Arquellian message displays a timer labeled "Earth Time Remaining", counting down the hour.
- And the MIB operates on a 37-hour-day. According to Zed, "You get used to it. Or you have a psychotic episode."
- Two Roads Before You: As the first movie demonstrates with J, all prospective agents have the choice between remaining in their current occupations and leading their lives, or joining the agency and severing all ties to their former lives.J: Is it worth it?
K: Oh, it's worth it... if you're strong enough.
- Uncle Tomfoolery: J.
- Undying Loyalty: Orion the cat. It doesn't let its owner's true identity bother it and it stays with him until he dies from his injuries.
- Unflinching Faith in the Brakes: When the agents bring down the spacecraft, they stand and let it come to them. J at the least looks around nervously but otherwise doesn't move.
- Un-person: As Zed says in the quote, it's part of the initiation process. Leaving agents get their identities back, however, or at least a reasonable facsimile thereof.
- The Unpronounceable: Too many aliens.
- Unusually Uninteresting Sight
- The movie is full of this. It's implied that since most aliens live in New York, people just chalk it all up to New York being weird.
- Kay actually invokes it by chatting over a cup of coffee with the Worm Guys, when James remained doubtful.
- Van Helsing Hate Crimes: The MIB are an aversion of this and only seem to accept candidates who are also an aversion of this. The rejected candidates all played this trope straight during the target practice session.
- Video Full of Film Clips: The Will Smith song of the same name.
- Visual Pun: The opening scene has Mikey, an illegal aliennote , traveling disguised as an illegal alien.note
- Vomit Indiscretion Shot: Reggie's newborn "squid" child coughs up on J shortly after it's born.
- Wainscot Society: The alien immigrants have their own rather chaotic social systems running within human society.
- Welcome Episode: The first half of the movie.
- Welcomed to the Masquerade: After James has a close encounter with an alien assassin, Agent K recruits him into the Men in Black organization and gives him a tour of the facilities.
- Wham Line: "I haven't been training a partner. I've been training a replacement."
- What a Piece of Junk: J refers to K's Crown Victoria as a "Ford P.O.S.". He finds out very quickly that it's outfitted with alien tech that makes it outperform anything else on the road.
- What Does This Button Do?: K's car has the little red button.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Edgar grabs Orion the Cat, and a split second later he's holding the charm on its collar, with the cat nowhere to be seen. The cat's whereabouts and condition are not addressed and there's no follow-up.
- What the Hell Are You?: James, after the first alien he meets scales the side of a building and reveals his eye gills.
- Where Da White Women At?: Laurel makes a pass (okay, a few) at J. In the ending the duo are revealed to be partners.
- Who You Gonna Call?: That's right.
- Wistful Amnesia: J and Laurel (who had previously met, but were later neuralyzed) both think the other looks familiar when they meet for the first time (again). It's implied that those who have been neuralyzed do retain scraps of memory, usually chalked up to deja vu.
- The World Is Always Doomed: K always does this. Same with Zed.
- The World Is Not Ready: The MIB's mantra of why they're keeping alien immigration a secret from the rest of the Earth.
- Worst News Judgment Ever: Justified as the tabloids are a better source of alien info than "mainstream" papers.K: But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.
- Worst. Whatever. Ever!: J's first impression on seeing the locksmith is that he's got the "worst disguise ever". The locksmith turns out to be human; his dog Frank is actually the alien.
- Worthless Yellow Rocks: The two Arquillians at the diner are chatting and one notices an ornamental case on the table. He asks with awe, "Is that it?" The other replies, "No, just some diamonds for your children."
- Your Mom: J's bug-stomping routine at the film's climax was originally the build-up to him calling one of the cockroaches "yo mama!" It was in the novelization and the original script, but the payoff was cut from the finished film.
- You Are Who You Eat: The "Edgar-suit."
- You Have No Idea Who You're Dealing With: Stated almost verbatim by K at the beginning of the movie.
- Your Head A-Splode: Jeebs, hilariously. Don't worry, his race regenerates.
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