Dracula 2000 is a horror film released in 2000, "presented by" Wes Craven but actually directed by Patrick Lussier, that sees Dracula (Gerard Butler) being awoken by a band of thieves who make off with his coffin. Dracula awakens and causes the thieves' plane to crash in New Orleans, where Mary (Justine Waddell), the daughter of Van Helsing (Christopher Plummer) (who has kept himself alive with Dracula's blood) happens to live.
Has two Direct to Video sequels (which contradict the ending of 2000): Dracula II: Ascension, with Stephen Billington taking over as Dracula and Jason Scott Lee, Roy Scheider, and Khary Payton joining the cast alongside him, and Dracula III: Legacy, where Rutger Hauer played Dracula, with Lee and Schneider reprising their roles.
Unrelated to Dracula 3000.
This film provides examples of:
- Artistic License History: This version of Dracula is said to have not only been Vlad the Impaler but Gilles de Rais. He'd have had to be in two places at once because they lived at the same time! Would also make this a case of Adaptational Villainy.
- Annual Title: The number in the title is the year of release. Renamed Dracula 2001 when it was released outside the US in... 2001.
- Badass Longcoat: Dracula gets one by killing one of the thieves and stealing his clothes.
- Biblical Bad Guy: Dracula is Judas Iscariot.
- Big Bad: Dracula obviously.
- Blood Bath: Dracula's corpse is revived with one in the first sequel.
- Catapult Nightmare: Mary, several times. Also a subversion of Instant Waking Skills, because she is noticeably incoherent for several minutes.
- Celebrity Paradox: Lucy stands in front of a row of Vitamin C CDs at her workplace, the Virgin Megastore. Lucy was played by Colleen Fitzpatrick, aka pop singer Vitamin C.
- Clap Your Hands If You Believe: Marcus, an atheist vampire, is not frightened by a crucifix. Dracula is so anti-theist that when confronted by a bible, the bible flies apart.
- Confessional: Mary goes to see a priest who is a old childhood friend, to confess the weird dreams she's been having about a strange man (Dracula, unsurprisingly) and to ask about her mother's dying confession.
- Cursed With Awesome: Dracula. Apparently, God's idea of a curse is to turn someone into a completely immortal, superpowered pornomancer. Of course, he will never enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
- Death by Sex: Literally. Lucy winds up turned when she is seduced by Dracula and they have sex which winds up going off the bed to the ceiling (due to Drac's flying powers). She's so mesmerized that she doesn't notice Drac spouting fangs until he bites her.
- Deader Than Dead: What Van Helsing is trying to make Dracula.
- Deadline News: Valerie (Jeri Ryan), a news woman reporting on the plane crash that was originally flown by the thieves, ends up having her pre-recorded news segment interrupted by a revived Dracula who proceeds to kill her cameraman and make her into a vampire.
- Double Entendre: Quite a few!
- Eye Scream: Marcus gets stabbed in the eye with a crucifix blade.
- Face Death with Dignity: Dracula mockingly advises this to Doctor Seward, who whimpers and cries the whole time.
- Foreshadowing: "Why silver? It's not uniquely Christian. Has to be something more... Something personal." Cue a shot of the Last Supper.
- Horror Doesn't Settle for Simple Tuesday: This being New Orleans, it's... Mardi Gras!
- Hotter and Sexier: Compared to other Dracula adaptations, this one lays the fanservice on thick.
- I Do Not Drink Wine: "I don't drink... coffee."
- I Know You're Watching Me: The interrogation room glass version. As the detectives behind the glass have just been smirking over Solina's "delusion" that she's a vampire, they're noticeably freaked out when she shouts, "Look at me when I'm talking to you!" She then continues to screw around with their minds, making them more freaked out.
- In Case You Forgot Who Wrote It: Wes Craven Presents Dracula 2000 (Craven was an executive producer, but not the director).
- Julius Beethoven da Vinci: Dracula is Judas Iscariot.
- Looks Like Orlok: The tomb holding Dracula's remains also has skulls of vampires that Van Helsing has killed in the past, one of which has ratty front teeth like Orlok.
- Monster Progenitor: Dracula's the first vampire, turned into such shortly after the death Jesus Christ.
- My Grandson Myself: Dr. Abraham Van Helsing uses Dracula's blood to keep himself immortal, in order to continue research on how to kill the vampire king for good. In the modern day, he passes himself off as his grandson, "Matthew Van Helsing".
- Not So Different: Van Helsing has become addicted to Dracula's blood, meaning he regularly has to drain him in order to prolong his own immortality.
- Off with His Head!: Most of the vampires get beheaded.
- Pre-Mortem One-Liner: To the above-mentioned atheist vampire: (while popping a switchblade out of the crucifix): "God loves you anyway."
- Product Placement: Mary works at the Virgin Megastore and the film is intent on the viewer not forgetting this.
- The Reveal: Dracula is Judas Iscariot.
- Transhuman Treachery: Unknown for the first two women (Solina was always dubious since she was a thief and Valerie was a generally self-centered and egotistical person) but Lucy has no problems turning against Mary (who was her roommate and friend) once she's become a vampire.
- Vampires Are Sex Gods: Dracula and his three brides. Solina, after being turned, lampshaded this during the interrogation scene, drawing a connection between vampires and lovers:Detective: Solina, Dr. Seward here tells me you believe yourself to be a vampire. Now how does one become a vampire, Solina?Solina: No, how does one become... a lover?
Detective: Well, I-I don't know.Solina: [rises up in a non-human manner] One is chosen.Detective [calls Dr. Seward]: You see that?Dr. Seward [turns around to face Solina]: See what?Solina: [sighs; Sultry voice] Would you like to be chosen, Mr. Detective? Are you waiting for a woman to choose you as a lover?Detective [turns to look at Dr. Seward]: You getting this on tape?Solina: [Yells] Look at me when I'm talking to you!Detective [unnerved]: Now, Solina, you... you can't see me.Solina: Of course I can. [moves closer to window] I can even see the outline of your cock against your pants, so don't even pretend you're not interested.
- Vampire's Harem: After arriving in New Orleans, Dracula starts converting various women to become his new brides. The first one, Solina was one of the thieves who initially stole his coffin and accidentally set him free. The second one, Valerie, is a news reporter trying to cover the plane crash that brought Dracula to New Orleans. The third, Lucy, is the roommate of Mary.
- Villain's Dying Grace: Dracula, as he dies, releases Mary from her vampirism. That or he genuinely cared for her and it was an act of redemption.
- Wandering Jew: Dracula, literally, since he is Judas Iscariot.
- Wight in a Wedding Dress: When Simon goes after Dracula, he runs into the vampire brides now all wearing white gowns.
- Wall Crawl: The Solina and Lucy do this when the brides confront Mary.
- Zero-G Spot: Involving vampiric levitation, rather than freefall.