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Clockwise is a 1986 British comedy film. It stars John Cleese as Brian Stimpson, a headmaster obsessed with organization and punctuality who sets out to give an important speech at the annual Headmasters' Conference and runs into all sorts of complications along the way. On his journey, he meets Laura, a pupil of his, and Pat, a former girlfriend of his, who both get involved in his mad journey.

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  • Big Brother Is Watching: Although this film predates widespread CCTV indoors or outdoors, the opening scene gives this impression that the headmaster is all-seeing, with Brian's office in the school giving him panoramic views, where he spies on pupils with binoculars, and gives them orders using a loudspeaker.
  • The Bore: An old lady Mrs Trellis talks non-stop about sherry glasses, regardless of whether or not anybody is listening.
    Mrs Trellis: She goes on and on about those glasses, and never stops. Of course, I don't say a word, I'm not much of a talker.
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  • Brick Joke: Brian says to his wife "Did Paul get off to school on time?". Later, Brian discovers his son Paul at home with a hangover.
  • Catchphrase:
    • "9:20". Said by Brian to any misbehaving pupil.
    • "This is a historic moment". Brian often rehearses his forthcoming speech in his head, always beginning with this phrase.
    • "You haven't got a free, you've got a study period."
    • "In the whole of history". Brian on being the first chairman of the Headmasters' Conference who is headmaster of The Good Old British Comp.
  • Clocks of Control: The main character Brian Stimpson embodies this trope, being obsessed with punctuality, running his school (named Thomas Thompion, after a famous clockmaker) to a precise schedule.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Mrs Way, another old lady, who is happily in a world of her own, in spite of the chaos around her, saying repeatedly "how lovely!". At the end, she is happily singing "This is my lovely day", while a crowd surges around her (see "escalating chase" below).
    Headmaster: Oh dear. Lost again, are we?
    Mrs Way: (happily): Quite, quite lost.
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  • Contrived Coincidence: Brian happens to meet his former girlfriend, who just happens to be visiting England from Australia.
  • Crowd Song: At the end of his speech, Brian declares to the seated headmasters "Hymn 122, He who would valiant be", as he did in the school assembly at the beginning. After a long and awkward pause, one headmaster starts singing, joined demurely by the others.
  • Deadpan Snarker: One of the unnamed headmasters, played by Geoffrey Palmer, who has been given the task of shepherding Brian Stimpson's many followers and chasers away from the meeting.
    "Stimpson supporters' club: in here!"
  • Easily Overheard Conversation: At the headmasters' conference, the headmasters of the posh schools are mingling and chatting, revealing snippets of how posh those schools are.
    "I'm taking the classical sixth to Jamaica."
    "We're hoping the new solarium will give our sixth form a bit more appeal at the top end of the market."
  • Escalating Chase:
    • Brian is going to a conference where he's to give a speech. Through the usual assortment of misadventures that happen in these kinds of movies, he ends up with quite a number of people chasing him. Being a comedy, they all manage to arrive at his destination before he does.
      Headmaster: Can I help you?
      Mrs Stimpson: I'm looking for Mr Stimpson.
      Headmaster: Oh, we're all looking for Mr Stimpson.
    • Just after Brian has given his speech and made his exit from the hall, there is a massive rush, with suited headmasters climbing over each other to get to the windows, to watch what happens to Brian when he leaves the building.
  • Everyone Has Standards:
    • When Brian finds out Laura does not have a driving licence, he demands to drive the car himself, saying "let's get one thing straight, at any rate". However, immediately afterwards, he crashes into a police car, and thereafter Laura takes the wheel again.
    • In the above crash, Brian accidentally breaks the wing off the car, and casually tosses it into a ditch. Laura yells "NO! That's part of our car." They then tie the wing of the car to the roof.
  • The Good Old British Comp: Brian regularly mentions that despite being headmaster of a British Comprehensive school, he is made the chairman of the Headmasters' Conference.
  • Hope Is Scary: The endlessly beleaguered Brian expresses this sentiment at one point: "It's not the despair, Laura. I can stand the despair, it's the hope!"
  • Interrupted Bath: After falling over in mud, Brian has a bath at the monastery, during which he sings "He Who Would Valiant Be", while a monk smiles outside. He is interrupted by Laura desperately calling for him.
  • Ironic Echo Cut: When the headmasters at the conference are wondering why Brian has not turned up, one of them says "I hope he's not lying in some ditch". The very next scene shows him lying in a ditch, while Laura attempts to flag down passing cars.
  • Late for School: A pupil, Clint, is seen wandering late into school, as he has done every day.
    Brian: Where do you think you're going, Clint, the Guinness Book of Records? Every day this term so far, isn't it, Clint?
  • Likes Older Men: Laura's boyfriend is Mr Jolly, a teacher at the school; then when she runs into Brian, she promptly dumps Mr Jolly by telephone, and believes that Brian is now her boyfriend.
    Laura: Do you know what's worrying me? It's that I always seem to get involved with older men.
  • Not What It Looks Like:
    • When Brian asks Pat to drive the car for them (because she has a licence, unlike Laura), Pat's mother thinks Brian has kidnapped her.
    • When pursuing Pat who is driving, Laura runs after her on foot, followed shortly by Brian, who is puffing and panting, and dressed in a monk's "ecclesiastical vestment": this shocks an old lady walking in the opposite direction.
  • The Pratfall: Brian gets a car stuck in the mud, and when he gets out, furious, he kicks it, slips, and ends up sitting in the mud himself.
  • Running Gag:
    • The various characters who are pursuing each other frequently pass very close to each other, usually without realising.
    • Brian frequently looks at his watch, even during an impassioned hug with Pat.
  • Schedule Fanatic: Brian is a strictly punctual headmaster who holds everyone else to his own exacting standards. The whole plot of the movie is how a misunderstanding leads to him missing his train to an important event and how his life slowly unravels as he tries desperately to get there on time. In the end he arrives exactly on time but with his life utterly ruined. Brian was chronically late and disorganized when he was younger, so his insane devotion to punctuality is likely overcompensation.
  • Seriously Scruffy: The teacher Mr Jolly sits among the suited headmasters, and stands out by being scruffily dressed, but the headmasters think he is one of them.
    Headmaster: Extraordinary appointments some governors make these days; or is that the state sector?
  • Skipping School: Laura is skipping school "I've got a free", when Brian meets her.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: When Brian tries to find out who Laura's boyfriend (Mr Jolly) is.
    Brian: It's not one of the staff, is it?... It's not Mr Slidewell?... Mr Fellowdew?... It's not Mr Jolly?
    Laura: No! I wasn't anywhere near him.
  • The Voiceless:
    • Mr Wisely never speaks, even though his wife constantly refers to his alleged mad rages, which are never seen.
      Mrs Wisely (gesturing to her silent husband): He's going mad on one of his attacks.
    • Brian has a conversation with a monk, which is mostly one-sided.
      Brian: I'd be happy to enter a monastery and never speak again.
      Monk: We speak. (Brian looks up sharply)
      Brian: I'm sorry, I just assumed...
      (Monk smiles and shakes his head)
  • White-Collar Crime:
    • Both Brian and Mrs Stimpson accidentally drive off after refuelling cars, without paying. Brian realises soon after, but lies to the police about it; Laura nods reluctantly.
    • When Brian and Laura are without a car, and Brian is dressed only in a monk's habit, Laura flags down a passing car; she tricks the driver into undressing, before stealing his clothes, and the car. She is also delighted to discover a wallet full of cash.
      Laura: Oh look, hundreds and hundreds! We could do anything. We could get Chinese takeaways.
  • Your Other Left: Happens countless times, and is one of the reasons Cleese's character gets lost all the time. ("So I take the train on the left?" "Right!") The other reason is sheer pigheadedness.


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