Carry On Dick was released in 1974, based on the Georgian historical highwayman Dick Turpin, who was known for robbing aristocrats around England. This features movie regulars Sidney James, Kenneth Williams, Barbara Windsor, Hattie Jacques, Bernard Bresslaw, Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Connor and Jack Douglas. This was the last Carry On film for James, Jacques, and Windsornote .
Dick is an Affectionate Parody of a history event, much like Carry On Henry and Carry On Cleo, making the movie focus around the Loveable Rogue Dick Turpin and his life as a priest for the local church and a highwayman at night. Possibly because of his legacy, the town is full of thieves that walk the streets and rob from rich citizens in carriages, but the secret police, the Bow Street Runners, led by Sir Roger Daley (Bresslaw) and Captain Desmond Fancey (Williams), have captured every single one. The problem they face is that the quick-witted Turpin (James) is always one step ahead of them, with the help of his friends Tom (Butterworth) and Harriett (Windsor), who also help him at the local church with the oblivious Martha Hoggett (Jacques).
Despite the Runners intervening on many of Turpin's ambushes, Turpin manages to kidnap Madame Desiree (Sims) and her friends, and rob Sir Daley and his wife. Fancey and Sergeant Jock Strapp (Douglas) decide to go alone, in fear of being fired by Sir Daley, and manage to find out the history of Turpin, which they try and use to their advantage, with disastrous results. Many times, they are arrested by the blithering Constable (Connor), who cannot tell the difference between criminals and members of his police squad.
Expect a Hurricane of Puns, Getting Crap Past the Radar, and Sid James' dirty laugh. It is a Carry On film, after all. There's also a funny page that needs tender loving care — feel free to add to it.
- Accent Slip Up: Whenever Madame Desiree is found out to be a Cockney, or just gets really angry, she drops her French accent. Doesn't stop her from trying to regain this facade though.
- Accidental Pervert: After discovering that the villain has a birthmark on his intimate parts, Jock Strapp follows men into the restroom and inspects their genitalia as they urinate. He could've been unnoticed if he didn't directly stand over them with a magnifying glass.
- All Girls Want Badboys: Harriet to Turpin, and the women that travel with Madame Desiree too.
- All Men Are Perverts: Sir Roger's womanizing actions when his wife's on the other side of England.
- All Women Are Lustful
- Harriett definitely shows signs of this, being attracted to the badboy Dick Turpin. When she is called into his office, she starts to throw herself upon him as he talks, feeling for the buttons on his shirt and ruffling his hair.
- The women that travel around with Madame Desiree, probably because they're not allowed to get amorous with the men they meet (Desiree threatens the audience with her rapier if any of them want to try anything). When Sir Roger and his secret police catch "Turpin" (Harriett in disguise) trying to hide in the women's bedroom, Fancey orders the women to leave as "Turpin" strips off to show "his" birthmark, and the women leave with obvious looks of disappointment on their faces. You can faintly hear one of the women snarl as she leaves the room, "I wanted to see some dick."
- And I'm the Queen of Sheba:Cpt Fancey: I am Captain Fancey of the Bow Street Runners!
Constable: And I'm Titania, Queen of all the fairies!
- Badass Preacher: Dick Turpin must count as this as the Rev Flasher, even though it's his alter ego. The final scene counts as this.
- Catchphrase: Dick's "Stand and deliver!"
- Censored for Comedy:
CPT Fancey: "Diddler"? What's a "diddler"?
- Turpin's pursuers are told to look for a birthmark on his diddler, prompting the following exchange:
SGT Strap: Well, you might know it as a... [whispers in his ear as an accordion plays]
CPT Fancey: [shocked] Flap me sideways! I've never heard it called that before!
- Tom goes to visit the Constable, passing a man in the stocks that was caught committing adultery. He makes fun of him by throwing a tomato in his face, and the man threatens him by claiming that he'll "P[accordion plays]SS in your ale!"
- Clueless Detective: It really makes one wonder how Fancey and Strapp made to their current ranks in the Runners.
- Country Matters: The dim-witted Constable is fooled by the disguised Turpin, and is heard screaming "Oh, I'm a silly Con-stable, I am!" when he realizes.
- Dirty Old Woman: The nurse that Fancey and Strapp talks to, who willingly talks about her encounter with Turpin, no matter how intimate the reason to his visit is.
- Disguised in Drag: Dick and Tom, when they rescue Harriet after she's arrested.
- Dramatic Necklace Removal: Played for Laughs. Dick Turpin is robbing Madame Desiree, and tells her to hand over her necklace."No, it's my only means of support!"(Dick tears off the necklace and her dress falls down around her ankles)"I told you it was my only means of support!"
- End of an Age: This was the last of many Carry On films to feature Sid James getting it off with Barbara Windsor. Indeed, the very last scene features them eloping in a carriage with "The End" written on its window blind. Neither would appear in any future films, and James died within two years of this film's release.
- Exact Words: One scene has Dick and his gang trying to rob a carriage on the highway.Dick Turpin: STAND AND DELIVER!!
[a pop sound is heard and then the crying of a baby]
Dick Turpin: [reluctantly] Ah, well. You can't win them all.
- Fake Nationality: In-Universe example. As Sir Roger says, Desiree is "a damned attractive Cockney wench with an absurdly bogus French accent."
- Forgot to Mind Their Head: Jock Strapp constantly smacks his head on the ceiling or the top of doorframes.
- Gentleman Thief: Turpin. And possibly Tom, as well.
- Getting Crap Past the Radar: All the penis jokes, for a start...
- The implication that Turpin is nicknamed "Big Dick" because of the size of his... gun, according to the movie trailer.
- When Sir Roger and his wife are robbed by Turpin again, thinking that he was already arrested:Sir Roger: Well, it seems to me that the man you claimed was caught robbed us of everything we've damn-well got!
Sir Roger's wife: [in tears] He took my most treasured possession!
Cpt Fancey: Oh c'mon, milady — surely that went long ago.
[Sir Roger death glares him]
Sir Roger's wife: My mother's bracelet!
[Constable makes a wry expression]
- In the same scene, there was:Sir Roger's wife: [still in tears] All this talk on Big Dick... I've had enough of it!
[Sir Roger death glares her]
- When Turpin tries to scare Desiree with his gun when he mugs her and her actresses, she overlooks it, stating "[she's] seen bigger ones in [her] time".
- He has a birthmark in a rather unusual place. He's not called "Big Dick" for nothing...
- The church organ is broken and has to be wound up constantly. The church workers constantly say that someone needs to "pump the organ".
- The page quote...
- Dick Turpin's disguise as the priest is named the "rector". Considering the common theme of phallic innuendo, one wouldn't be surprised if this was one too. Also, his name is "Flasher". Yeah...
- When Harriet is being interrogated:Cpt Fancey: Where can we find Dick?
Harriet: [scoffs] Search me. I've been living here ten years and I haven't found any.
- Hand-or-Object Underwear: Dick Turpin robs the clothing of the Police Inspector and his wife. She has only her big hat in front of her.
- Hero Antagonist: Captain Fancey, Sergeant Strapp and Sir Roger Daley.
- Hurricane of Puns: Naughty ones, of course.
- Hypocritical Humour:Tom: Bad news, Rector! Damn and BLAST IT!!
Rev Flasher: Tom, Tom. No news is so bad that it merits the use of a cuss word. Particularly in front of Miss Hoggett.
Tom: Sorry, Rector. But they've got Harriet.
Rev Flasher: BLOODY HELL!!
- Intimate Marks: The Bow Street Runners learn that the notorious highwayman "Big Dick" Turpin has a distinguishing birthmark on his penis, so one of them starts following men into the lavatory to see if he can spot it.
- The Klutz: Jock Strapp tripping over things, falling over the place and crashing into ladders.
- LadyKiller: Sir Roger, who is seen with several young women when his wife's on the other side of England.
- Lady Killer: Sir Roger, who probably uses his wealth, power and knighthood to pull young single women.
- Landing in Someone's Bathtub: Jock trips on soap and lands on Madame Desiree in her tin bath.
- Loveable Rogue: Dick.
- Mama Bear: Madame Desiree is very protective of the women she travels around with and threatens all the drunk men in the bar on what she'll do to them if they try anything with the women.
- Never My Fault: When Fancey and Strapp are arrested, Fancey blames Strapp for getting them into this mess by failing to see that they were being led into a trap.Strapp: Excuse me, but I was distinctly under the impression that THEY were walking right into YOUR trap!
Fancey: If you can't talk sense, SHUT your trap!
- Parenthetical Swearing:
- Shirtless Scene: Sir Roger being robbed by Turpin at least three times.
- Sound-Effect Bleep: The Bow Street Runners have discovered that Dick Turpin has an unusual birthmark on his [accordion plays]. Subverted when they're passing on this information to the Reverend Flasher, who reveals they're actually using an Unusual Euphemism instead of a swearword, as he keeps Comically Missing the Point. Though it's actually Obfuscating Stupidity, as the Reverend is Dick Turpin.Sgt Strapp: You see, what he means Rector is that he's got a birthmark on his..." (whispers in ear to sound of accordion)Reverend Flasher: Aha! Now I have got it! But I honestly don't think that Jack the woodcutter...Captain Fancey: Jack the woodcutter?!!Reverend Flasher: Well he's the only one I know who has a chopper.
- Surrounded by Idiots: Sir Roger, dealing with the likes of Strapp and Fancey.
- Sympathetic Inspector Antagonist: Fancey and Strapp.
- Too Dumb to Live: Desmond Fancey was this nearing the end of the film. He became attracted to Dick and Tom's weak disguises as women, gets drunk on a few glasses of wine and cannot put two-and-two together over telling the priest of the local church about his plan and Dick Turpin knowing how to foil it, and how the women that arrived looked just the people he was after.CPT Fancey: [realising] Oh, I know who that woman reminded me of!Sir Roger: [grumpily] Who?!CPT Fancey: The old rector! So similar, it could almost've been him!
- Unusual Euphemism: Used for an Overly Long Gag where the others are repeatedly trying to explain to a reverend that the only known fact about highwayman Dick Turpin is that he has a big (bleep). The Reverend's reply would indicate that an Unusual Euphemism had been used, and that he was Comically Missing the Point; e.g. "I cannot believe it's Jake the Woodcutter, for he's the only one around here with a big chopper!" To be fair; the Reverend's replies were probably a case of Obfuscating Stupidity since he was Dick Turpin.
- Villain Protagonist: Dick, Tom and Harriet.
- What's a Henway?:Jock Strapp: [checking off his weaponry] Pistol...Desmond Fancey: Nonsense! I haven't touched a drop.