Battle of the Bulge is a 1965 war movie about the famous World War II battle of the same name, directed by Ken Annakin.
Henry Fonda as Lt. Colonel Daniel Kiley, a maverick American intelligence officer whose warnings of an impending large-scale German attack are ignored by Army Brass. Robert Shaw plays Col. Martin Hessler, the ruthless commanding officer of a German panzer unit at the front of the attack. Also stars Hans Christian Blech as Hessler's orderly Conrad, Charles Bronson as Major Wolensky (commander of an American infantry unit), Telly Savalas as Sgt. Guffy (commander of an American tank), Robert Ryan as Gen. Grey, Kiley's CO who does not heed his warnings about the attack, and Dana Andrews as Col. Pritchard, Grey's assistant.
The feature was filmed in Ultra Panavision 70 and exhibited in 70 mm Cinerama. Unlike most World War II epics, it contains virtually no portrayals of actual senior Allied leaders, civilian or military. This is presumably because of controversies surrounding the battle, both during the war and after. Though Allied forces ultimately won the battle, the initial German counteroffensive caught them by surprise and caused high casualties. The film itself is completely made up, and doesn't really match any of the actual Battle of the Bulge moments in Dec 1944 though Jan 1945, with the sole exception of the Malmedy Massacre. It didn't prevent it from being frequently broadcast on American television, in The '70s especially.
- Aborted Arc: Hessler is told that because of shortages of resources he has 50 hours to reach the River Meuse, and the German command bunker has a special 50 hour clock. When the attack starts we see the clock start ticking, but after that we hear very little about the deadline and never see the clock again. Hessler is often told that he needs to keep moving, but that's a bit different from an inexorably ticking clock.
- Achilles' Heel: Kiley discovers that the Germans are so low on gas that they are foraging for it.
- Artistic License Geography: Too many to count. Possibly the most egregious is the use of Spanish plains for a Belgian forest in the winter. Aside from the lack of trees, this also causes a major Artistic License Weather problem, in that the movie is clear and sunny throughout, while the real Ardennes battle was notorious for the snow and bitter cold, with fog that grounded Allied aircraft.
- The Big Board: The German command post includes a giant wall map on which Gen. Kohler and others track German and American positions with flags.
- Blood Knight: Hessler. He is overjoyed that the war will continue and that he and other Germans will still be able to fight."The best thing possible is happening - the war will go on."
- Cassandra Truth: No one believes it when Kiley says the Germans are preparing for a major offensive.
- Chekhov's Gun: The gasoline barrels. Kiley sees some fall off a German truck and float in the river. This causes him to later realize that the Germans are short on gasoline.
- Colonel Badass/Kilgore: Hessler
- Curb-Stomp Battle: The Germans' initial assault against the allies, until the allies are able to devise a way to prevent the Germans from getting their hands on more gasoline.
- Cut Phone Lines: German infiltrators cut American phone lines prior to the start of the attack, leaving Wolenski's unit unable to raise the alarm.
- Defiant to the End: The American troops in Bastogne are surrounded, and the Germans urge them to surrender. the American commander's reply? "NUTS"
- Dressing as the Enemy: The German commandos' tactic.
- Easy Logistics: The aversion is critical to the Allies' victory. Logistics are so tight on the German side that their battle plan is dependent on being able to salvage fuel from defeated enemy units. Between a large-scale, maneuver intensive open country battle that burns up most of their fuel reserves and Weaver successfully preventing Hessler from seizing the nearest supply depot, the German tank units run out of gas and have to abandon their vehicles.
- Elites Are More Glamorous: The German tanks are depicted as all being the famous Tiger II. Tiger I Is were very rare in the real battle - they were too wide for the narrow roads and too heavy for the bridges. Panzer IVs and Panthers were much more common.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Hessler is a bloodthirsty warrior who is willing to toss his troops at the allies just to buy Nazi Germany a few extra months of existence but he refuses to cheat on his wife when the commanding general sends him a NS-Frauenschaft comfort woman on the night before the attack.
- General Failure: Colonel Pritchett.
- Heartbroken Badass: Once he learns what happened to Louise the now former curmudgeon Sgt. Guffy becomes one.
- He's Okay: Sergeant Guffy's tank has been seriously damaged, but he still wants to fight the Germans to avenge his girlfriend's death.Lt. Weaver: You got a wounded man. You think you ought to get him to the medics?Sergeant Guffy: Ah, he's not too bad. He can still fight.
- High-Class Call Girl: General Kohler sends a "courtesan first class" to Col. Hessler's room. Hessler, being a no-nonsense hardass, sends the call girl on her way. In point of fact, the point when he sends her packing is the moment she mentions his wife confirming his suspicion she knew full well that he was married and is implying that he has a reputation for cheating on his wife, which he very much doesn't and won't do.
- Hollywood History: No historical characters (they're all fictional), Tanks, but No Tanks, and so on.
- Intermission: Some home video releases have not only an Intermission, but also an Overture and Exit Music. They all have music playing over a static illustration.
- It's Raining Men: The impostors parachute in.
- Leave Him to Me: During the tank battle, Guffy sees a German tank with a pennant on it, the one belonging to the German tank commander, Colonel Hessler. Angry over the loss of his girlfriend due to the German attack, Guffy tells another American tank commander "This one belongs to me. He's mine." He fires at the German tank but the shell bounces off. Hessler returns fire and blows the turret off of Guffy's tank.
- Military Maverick: Major Wolenski (Charles Bronson).
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Hessler is based on and was originally going to be Joachim Peiper, before being changed to avoid getting sued. Peiper was acquitted on a technicality for the Malmedy Massacre and numerous other war crimes he and his SS stormtroopers committed against the Americans, French, and other Allies, and remained unrepentant afterwards. Unknown heavily-armed assailants attacked Peipers house in France in 1976, fatally shot Peiper and burned the house down on top of him to make sure. French authorities didnt try too hard to find the attackers, as pretty much everybody wanted him dead.
- Pendulum War: Either the Germans are completely succeeding or they aren't. In a battle that included over 800,000 soldiers, the battle was completely one-sided. Throughout most of the film, the Germans are succeeding in every single thing they attempt. Weather, machinery, and even the attitudes of the American leaders are on the side of the Germans almost to the point of being comical. At one point, a general even chastises a lieutenant colonel for suggesting that the Germans may intend to attack. When they do attack, the Americans are surprised. The only thing that turned the tide on the Germans was that they ran out of fuel. At that point, they completely gave up, despite still having weapons and ammunition and the ability to fight.
- Plunger Detonator: A group of German paratroopers disguised as US M Ps pretend to rig a bridge behind American lines for demolition while actually holding for their own army. Part of their act includes two men ostentatiously hooking up a detonator while other men pretend to rig charges. Everyone is fooled until the leader of the squad of U.S. Army engineers actually assigned to blow the bridge arrives and immediately protests such a clear (and stupid) violation of basic safety procedures. He and his men get shot dead for his trouble.
- Pre-Asskicking One-Liner: Weaver to the German infiltrators at the depot after he recognizes one of them.Weaver: Does the road to Ambleve still go to Malmedy?
- Road Sign Reversal: During the attack, German infiltrators switch the road signs around, making it appear that the road to Malmedy leads to Ambleve. The U.S. troops going to Ambleve follow the sign and are captured by the Germans, leading to the Malmedy Massacre.
- Sticky Bomb: Infantrymen slap plastic explosive sticky bombs onto attacking German tanks.
- Tanks, but No Tanks: Probably the most glaring cinematic example ever. American M47 Patton tanks were used as stand-ins for German Panzer VI Königstiger and M24 Chaffee tanks were called "Sherman M4" (while only two Chaffees saw battle in December 1944), let alone the wrong painting on the "Tigers".
- Took a Level in Badass: Lieutenant Weaver
- Very Loosely Based on a True Story: And the closing credits admit it.To encompass the whole of the heroic contributions of all the participants, places, names and characters, have been generalized and action has been synthesized in order to convey the spirit and the essence of the battle.
- You Monster!: Conrad accuses Hessler of this towards the end of the film.Conrad: [upon being called a traitor by Hessler] And you are a murderer. You would murder my sons, you would murder my country, and you would murder the whole world, to stay in that uniform!