"This retarded sin is just so fucking hard to find."
-MAThe Story of A Lonely Sorceress and A Cursed Gardener is a fanfiction of the Evillious Chronicles, concerning a budding romance between Ma and Gammon Octo. It is also famous for being 'the My Immortal of Evillious'.
This fanfiction provides examples of:
- All Women Are Lustful: MA.
- Audience Surrogate: Unintentionally. Most readers will sympathize with Irregular's 'What the fuck is going on?'
- Chickification: MA, despite being a powerful sorceress, can't do anything against Gammon.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Every trial.GEAR: Oh my god, shut the fuck up! You guys are so irritating. No one gives a fuck about the Master of the Hellish Yard or her stupid key!
- Demoted to Extra: The master of the Court. Then again, that's probably a good thing.
- Double Standard: Rape, Female on Male: MA almost rapes Gammon. It's Played for Laughs.
- Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male: She also sexually harasses him.
- Gag Boobs: Up to Eleven. It takes Gammon five minutes to find a locket in MA's cleavage.
- Groin Attack: The female Servant does this to GEAR. This scene never comes up again.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: GEAR.
- IKEA Erotica: The sex scene is hysterically bad.
- I Love the Dead: Kiril, apparently.
- Out of Character: Almost everyone, but GEAR is a special case. He goes from an Emotionless Boy who's past the Despair Event Horizon to a Large Ham with a Hair-Trigger Temper.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: MA and Gammon wear 'oriented style clothing'.
- Serial Killer: The Serial Killer from Hell.
- Shipper on Deck: Everyone in the theater for MA/Gammon, apparently.
- Sophisticated as Hell: The trial scene, which has achieved Memetic Mutation due to this. It has to be seen to be believed.