The Lost Shrek Film is a creepypasta based on the lost fourth film of Shrek (not to be confused with Shrek Forever After).
The story can be found here
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This creepypasta contains examples of:
- Animate Inanimate Object: The DVD turns out to be alive, and its actions start the process of Mark's life becoming a living Hell.
- Bizarrchitecture/Eldritch Location: Shrek's house is described to seem assembled more like Hell.
- Bloodier and Gorier: The film shows dead fairies, a gingerbread man getting kicked by Donkey, causing him to bleed, Donkey presumably committing suicide and Shrek stripping himself to a skeleton with a knife.
- Death Is Cheap: There's a scene of Shrek peeling off both his skin and flesh with a knife, and he probably dies from blood loss. The next scene, however, shows him alive and well.
- Driven to Suicide: The beginning of the film shows fairies having hung themselves, and Donkey's mentioned to walking off a cliff with a noose (he's not mentioned again after that, so it's safe to say he hung himself).
- Extreme Omnisexual: Shrek is shown shoving his penis in an onion and having sex with a wall in his house, to the horror of a gingerbread family.
- Eye Scream: Mark gets his eyes burnt by hot plastic, and his cat claws them out not long after.
- Flaying Alive/Stripped to the Bone: At one point, Shrek peels off his own skin with a knife he used to peel an onion, ending up as a bloody CGI skeleton with a picture of Mike Myers’ real head (him as The Love Guru with a penis drawn on it).
- Gross-Up Close-Up: Implied with the description of Shrek's eyes being more glossy and realistic.
- Trauma Conga Line: After Mark throws the DVD in the garbage can and lights the garbage on fire, he gets his eyes, chest and nipple hair burnt, his cat claws his eyes out, his house gets destroyed, he gets three days left to live, he's exported to Ireland, painted green, and forced to live in a large, genetically modified onion cart with a donkey, bathe in mud and plow the fields for Vidalia onions on a daily basis, a Hispanic man in a leopard print leotard films him, Hispanic kids throw gingerbread men and plastic fairies at him, he gets rolled into a tortilla, and is finally killed when his skin gets peeled like a ripe guava.
