The plot went more or less like this: an inhabitant of an alternate dimension called Anne is sent to our world to find four musicians who would help her free her world, where a dictatorial group called Orangies has forbidden music. They all ride the purple SUV to find the portal to the other dimension, which includes a passing-by through Baltimore where they pick up Suzy, a 15-year-old Fangirl with Crazy Awesome tendencies and face off against a polar bear. After refueling the SUV with Mountain Dew, ABBA, Suzy and Anne go to the other world by driving off a cliff and into a lake.
This fanfiction didn't get an ending (ABBA and Suzy do survive though), but it was a pretty satisfying read all the same. Sadly, due to the author feeling Old Shame towards this, it is no longer available on the net.
Purple SUV provides examples of:
- Butt-Monkey: Bjorn.
- Crack Fic
- Dead Fic
- Deadpan Snarker: Everyone.
- Demoted to Extra: Anne, almost as soon as they arrive.
- Dumb Blonde: Averted. Agnetha easily outsmarts everybody else.
- Five-Man Band
- Missing Steps Plan: A summary:Step 1: Get Agnetha in the SUV.Step 2: ????Step 3: PROFIT!!!!
- Motor Mouth: Suzy, to the point where a guard wants to kill himself.
- Resigned to the Call: Bjorn is the only ABBA member who isn't this. They are especially reluctant when they have to save Suzy from prison.
- Script Fic
- Shapeshifting: Frida and Agnetha do this to scare off the polar bear.