Or in Short. The MST group one day decided to face off against the ever infamous story of Overly powered Mary Sue characters, illogical conclusions, and just all around general insanity. Do they have what it takes to survive? Read it here.
This riff contains the following tropes.
- The Alcoholic: It's safe to say that reading this thing causes this as the riffers claim.
- Drowning My Sorrows: A required thing to get through this story.
- To name one example, one of the riffers (Crazy56U) got so hammered that he blacked out after part one and spent most of part two with a hangover.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: See above for why.