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Kiss Me You Animal is a Troll Fic written by Nick-Swagger on Tumblr. It was made to parody the worst fanfiction of our time, and show us how NOT to write a fanfiction. It features the author time-traveling to 1963, meeting a young Paul McCartney at a Beatles concert, and falling madly in love with him. The two then embark on crazy adventures through time, space, and all sorts of universes, to the world of Warrior Cats, to the present world of The Adventures of Ian, this fanfiction is sure to give you a headache.

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  • All of the Other Reindeer: Nick is bullied by a bunch of random people during the plot.
    • It is supposed to represent that most people in the Big Brother fandom hate Nick.
  • Anti-Hero: Emily, since through the plot, she blows up things, shoots people with machine guns, and more.
  • Back from the Dead: Hollyleaf dies from 'being atacked bi a bajer' and then returns to life a chapter later.
  • Betty and Veronica: Emily is Archie, Paul is Betty, and Nick is Veronica.
  • Big Damn Hero: Emily, through the series.
    • Paul is also an example of this.
  • Big "NO!": Emily when Nick gets his arm chopped off.
    • Paul ran ovur to da sene. Firstart's car wuz burnin. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he yeled.
  • Cats Are Mean: Some of the neko Warrior Cats turn on Emily and Paul after Firestar's death, believing Emily killed Firestar.
  • Chick Magnet: Nick. Some girls, including Yuki Cherimoya, are seen latching onto him during the fanfiction.
    • Oh, and Paul too.
  • Heroic Dog: Fang, the author's pet dog in real life, appears at some point and saves people from Rainywolve and The Death Dealers.
  • Losing Your Head: 'Ashfurz hed smiled. "eyyyyyy emli"'
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  • Put on a Bus: The other three Beatles are written out of the plot because they are apparently on tour around the world.
  • Time Travel: Throughout the fanfic, Emily, Paul, and the characters that join them travel through time and space.
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