Contagion is a Team Fortress 2 fan fiction. It is classified as 'action', but has humor, horror, adventure and other elements in it.
Both RED and BLU teams receive several younger members to train. While the RED team settles in, the team members start getting attacked brutally, even off the battlefield.
- Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: Katja enjoys snubbing the RED Spy as much as possible with jeers about the French in both World Wars.Katja: Zhey let Frenchmen into a var zone? Vat can you do, help us surrender? Cry? Blame the BLU team for your loss and plunge zhem into a recession?
- French Jerk: The spy, Damien, is a jerk in canon, and is certainly played as such.
- In My Language, That Sounds Like...: The Scout attempts to speak German to newcomer Katja. She never explains this mistake to him ('Nacht' is 'night', while 'Nackt' with a hard 'k', is actually the word for 'naked').Katja: Gute Nacht, Nathan!
Nathan: Uh, yeah! Gute Nackt!
Medic: Do not be immature.