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Fanfic / Caillou Finds a Dildo

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Caillou Finds a Dildo is a Troll Fic created by Memeadventuretime123 in 2014 based of Caillou. In it, Caillou wants to buy a new Swiss army knife to MURDER his neighbors with, but Boris won't let him. Then Caillou gets frustrated and goes to his room, finds a grenade. And after that, he goes to his parents' room and gets the dildo...

Caillou Finds a Dildo provides examples of:

  • Abusive Parents: Caillou may be very rude, but it's not like Boris is much better.
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  • Adaptational Villainy: Caillou may have been a jerk in the cartoon, but he did have his limits. And that's not even getting to Boris...
  • Dirty Kid: Caillou gets very excited with the dildo.
  • Enfant Terrible: Caillou is an insanely rude kid who likes to murder his neighbors and wants to steal his parents money.
  • Missing Mom: Doris is mentioned, but doesn't actually appear.
  • Offing the Offspring: After Boris sees Caillou find his sex toys, he shoots and kills him.
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: Both Caillou and Boris swear quite a lot.
  • Troll Fic: It's almost impossible for a fanfic like this to be made seriously.