Ugly by amour tue lentement (also the author of the Death Note fic Monster) is a Death Note Crack Fic. After watching Bleach Misa asks Ryuk why he's so ugly and Ryuk makes a bet with her that he's not the one that her darling Light finds repulsive... Hilarity Ensues.
Ugly provides examples of:
- The Bet: Ryuk makes a bet with Misa.
- Butt-Monkey: Misa and Matsuda.
- Crack Fic
- Dating Catwoman: Light and L.
- Date Peepers: Ryuk and Matsuda.
- Fan Disservice: Ryuk is bringing sexy back.
- Fangirl: Misa becomes one for Bleach because there's little else to do besides kill criminals.
- Irony: The one time Light actually notices Misa she isn't paying attention.
- Malicious Misnaming: "Hello My Name Is Ugly"
- No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Dine: Light treats L to a candle-lit dinner.
- No Social Skills: L seems confused by Light's actions.
- Shinigami: Ryuk. Misa complains because he's not sexy like the Shinigami in Bleach.
- Shout-Out: Misa watches Bleach.
- Slash Fic: It becomes quite obvious that Light would much rather spend time with L than Misa.
- Villains Out Shopping: when not killing criminals Misa watches anime and Light courts his Arch-Nemesis.
- Visible Silence: L upon discovering that Light has prepared a candle-lit dinner for the two of them.
- Wine Is Classy: Misa gets a vintage bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild, 1982 for her date with Light which Light steals to share with L (and L alone).
- Your Cheating Heart: Light sneaks off from his date with Misa to spend some time with L.