THE HUEMN CENIPED 2: THE HUMEN MILIPEDE (reposted, along with some of the author's other stories, here) is what might be the first ever Fan Fic of the disgusting movie The Human Centipede which revolves around a mad scientist kidnapping three people and stitching them together mouth-to-anus. However the fanfiction is a little bit different.
The story picks up with Dr. Heiter (now renamed Dr. Scientist) escaping from the "poop water" he fell into and died in at the end of the movie. Immediately he sets off on creating a "humen milipeed" after he sees that his human centipede has been killed. What follows is a hardly coherent romp through space to find the "pure tearz of the true millipede" (the last ingredient needed for his creation) and a showdown against a "Man In Black" where both sides turn into power rangers only for the humen miliped to save the day by casting "GLACIER RETREAT!". Doktor Scintist and his creation then go to live in "Hayee" with Lilo & Stitch and the Doktor gets an idea to make a new centipede from Lilo and Stitch characters.
This fanfic provides examples of:
- Animorphism and Humanity Ensues: Apparently, the creation of the Human Millipede involves this."Oh no we are humen!" Said milipeeeds.
"Oh no we are millipeds!" Said humens.
- Calling Your Attacks: The Humen Miliped rescues Heiter from the Men in Black by yelling "GLACIER RETREAT!" which for some reason causes the MIB agent to explode.
- Crack Fic: Boy howdy.
- Crossover: The story is posted in the Lilo & Stitch category of fanfiction.net, yet is about the movie The Human Centipede and the main antagonists are the Men in Black. Lilo and Stitch are only mentioned in the final line of the story, and even then it's a non-sequitur.
- Department of Redundancy Department: Dr. Scientist
- Faking the Dead: The "Doktor Scientist" at the end of the movie.
- Misaimed Fandom: Either that, or the author has never seen The Human Centipede or Men in Black.
- National Stereotypes: At one point, "Men in Black" eats a watermelon stuffed with fried chicken.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: The entire story, the first sentence for example, is: "Doktor scientist got oot of poop water becuz he wasntnot reely dead by only trick to fools police."
- Sequel Hook: "So they movinged to Hayee wif Liio and Sitch to go with board surfing and Doktor golt ideans for an experiment centipede maybe seekwill crossvover wif Lilo and Stitch in futer?"
Vendar: I can not seel you this item1
- To World of Warcraft. "So Doktor scientis did daily quest to get hid rep up to essalted and buy anyway."
- To Half-Life: Full Life Consequences, with the references to "humens" and Doktor Scientist and the MIB's fight "for life and death".
- Don't forget that they do the 'I can't give you my license officer' routine.
- Troll Fic: WE HOPE...
- Villain Protagonist: Doktor Scientist is for the most part portrayed as a hero who loves his humen milipeeed creation, though a "vendar" does say that he cannot sell Heiter anything "Cuz u r a bad doktor scintist."
- Villain with Good Publicity: Doktor Scientist has to do "daily quest to get his rep up" before he can buy the pure tearz.
- World of Chaos: Basically follows the same logic as Axe Cop, only without the justification of being written by a small child. We think.