StarKits PRophec 2: The Two Sibinglgs (Fanfic)

StarKits PRophec 2: The Two Sibinglgs is a sequel to the famed Warrior Cats Troll Fic, StarKitsProphcy. It was co-written by xdark.rosesx and her new 'boyfriend' Tomas; however, it was deleted from FF.net before being completed.

Relevant tropes:

The Ace: Firepaw, apparently the most attractive apprentice in the forest.
Amazing Technicolour Wildlife: Some of the warriors have bizarre fur colours like green, blue, or pink.
Ambiguous Gender: Quite a few cats in the allegiances don't have their gender specified.
And That's Terrible:
FirePaw: "Riverclan is holding her HOSTAGE!"
AngelPaw: "THAT'S TERRIBLE!"
Artistic License – Biology: Crimsonkit is a black cat (definitely not an albino) and yet, has red eyes.

Big "NO!": Crimsonpaw, after her new mentor was revealed to be Marijuanaskin.
Captain Obvious: When Lightningstrike remarks about how special it is that Angelpaw was assigned Rainstar herself as a mentor.

Cut Short: Stopped updating after the Valentine's Day special and seeing as it's been almost a decade as of the time of writing, it most likely will never update again.
Darkness Von Gothick Name: The names of pretty much every Shadowclan cat; special mentions for Losthope, Depressedheart, and Ravennight.

Department of Redundancy Department:
- Pawstep's apprentice name would have been Pawpaw.
- Starburn, should he become leader, will be called Starstar.
Dreaming of Things to Come: Pawstep receives a prophecy from StarClan by conversing with the StarClan cats in a dream.
Denser and Wackier: As a whole, it's an even more obvious Troll Fic than the original StarKitsProphcy, with Nonstandard Character Design and very... unfortunate names for many characters abound.
Drugs Are Bad: Attempted with the character of Marijuanaskin. He has no hair because of his drug addiction. He is also said to be unfit to mentor Crimsonpaw because of his addiction.
Emoticon: One actually appears in a sentence that Angelkit speaks.
Happily Adopted: Angelkit and Crimsonkit, by Moontree.
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: Used word for word in the first sentence of chapter one.

Meaningful Name: Almost all of the cast have names with clear meanings. It's explicitly stated that Angelkit got her name because of her white fur, and Crimsonkit because of her red eyes.

Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Darknesspaw. His description literally calls him evil.

Non-Standard Character Design: There's at least one in each clan, excluding ThunderClan (because pretty much all of them have technicolor fur).
- In RiverClan, we have Melodypaw, a young green she-cat with green eyes.
- In ShadowClan, we have Bloodpaw, a blood-colored she-cat with vein-colored eyes.
- In WindClan, we have Crowpaw, a blue tom with blue eyes.
- And, finally, in MapleClan, we have Butterflypaw, who may be the oddest of all. They have pink fur, butterfly wings, and yellow eyes.
One-Paragraph Chapter: Well, they're a bit longer than a single paragraph, but they're still all incredibly short (around 100 words long).
Parental Abandonment: Angelkit and her sister, Crimsonkit, with both their parents dead.

Parental Neglect: Moontree's kits, Uglykit, Stonekit, and Pinekit are completely forgotten and not mentioned.

Point of View: The story is usually told in third person, but changes to first person halfway through Chapter 4. And then it changes back yet again.

Talking in Your Dreams: Pawstep has a dream conversation with the StarClan cats.
Theme Naming: Cats in WindClan are named after birds and other things related to the sky.