
"I WILL GET A REDEMPTION FOR ABIGAL MERSTON! A RED DEAD REDEMPTION!"
Red Dead John Merston: The Return And DislikeRed Dead John Merston: The Return And Dislike provides examples of:
- Adaptational Nationality: The Merstons are all French in Man Without A Body's Dramatic Reading.
- Antagonistic Offspring: Jack, John's son, is the villain.
- Calling the Old Man Out: Jack does this to John, declaring that after his father got taken away by the FBI, Jack realized he didn't need him.
- Dramatic Reading: By Man Without A Body. It can be found here

- Everything's Deader with Zombies: After being killed by Jack, the original "Big Tex" rises from the grave for his Red Dead Revenge.
- Evil Laugh: Jack after killing John and declaring himself Jack "Big Red Tex" Merston.
- The Gunslinger: John and Jack.
- I'll Kill You!: John and Jack exchange these within a few lines of each other after Jack kills his mother.John SON WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU LITTLE IDIOT I WILL KILL YOU!Jack I AM NOT TO YOUNG TO KILL MY MOTHER AND NOW I WILL KILL YOU!
- Large Ham: Jack, of all people. Most of his dialogue is in all caps, for a start.
- Offstage Villainy: We're never told just what the famous bad guy Jack "Revolver Evil" exactly did to get so famous.
- Red Baron: Everyone. John "Big Tex" Merston, Abigal "Deadly Widow" Merston, Jack "Little Red" Merston and Jack "Revolver Evil" William. And later on: Jack "Big Red Tex" Merston
- Retired Outlaw: John
- Rouge Angles of Satin: The fic has fairly poor spelling, but "I AM NOT TO YOUNG TO KILL MY MOTHER" stands out as the best example of incorrect word choice.
- Self-Made Orphan: Jack kills his mother and his father in rapid succession, even though his father's death didn't seem to stick.
- Unexplained Recovery: John comes Back from the Dead at the end, intent on settling the score with his son.
