The Petriculture Cycle by Kwakerjak is a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fanfiction series that all starts with Twilight asking the question: "Just what IS 'rock farming', anyway?" Suffice to say, the answer turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined...
The series consists of the following seven stories:
All are complete.
As the premise of each successive story is more or less grounded in the surprise ending of the previous story, be extra careful of spoilers below.
The author had declared the cycle complete with the ending of Pandelirium, but reopened it with the publication of the first chapter of Transdementia.
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: A lot.
- One-Word Title for the title of each story.
- The chapter titles, for those that have multiple chapters.
- Inscape: The chapters are all named after playground and parlor games.
- Avocation: Most of the titles are Job Titles, named after the job that Penumbra had before that chapter, Assistant Pastry Chef, Preening Technician.
- Pi: All named after properties of circles. Circumference, Diameter, Ratio
- Pandelirium: Every chapter shares its title with a song by the Legendary Shack Shakers, and the whole story is named after one of their albums.
- Transdementia: Each chapter is named after a song by School of Seven Bells.
- One-Word Title: Multiple:
- Absence of Evidence: The fact that there are no records of Pinkie's family.
- There's also this:Twilight: I... I don't want to be right about this, Pinkie Pie, but it seems like the only solution that fits, which is why I’m hoping you can give me that one piece of evidence that I’m missing—something that wraps everything up in a neat, logical package.
Pinkie: I’m sorry, Twilight, but I can't.
Twilight: You don’t want to talk about it?
Pinkie: No, I mean that I can’t give you the missing information you want... because there isn’t any.
- There's also this:
- Ass Pull: In-Universe, Pinkie admits she made up the rock farming story on the spot to avoid telling the Cutie Mark Crusaders the truth about her origins.
- Cerebus Retcon: Downplayed: The reason why Pinkie gasped and ran off after meeting Twilight in Ponyville? She realized her dream-memories about being Twilight's imaginary friend were true.
- Conveniently Unverifiable Cover Story: The driving plot point of Petriculture.
- Doing Research: The whole story pretty much consists of this trope.
- Fantastic Aesop: In certain contexts, friendship can literally be a form of magic.
- Great Big Library of Everything: Subverted: Twilight assumes that the Royal Library will contain the answers she seeks, and she's completely flabbergasted when this turns out not to be the case.
- I Just Want to Be Normal: Pinkie Pie.
- Mythology Gag: How about the fact that Twilight's imaginary friend, Surprise, became Pinkie Pie?
- Smarter Than You Look: Smarter Than She Looks: Pinkie Pie's intelligence is only hinted at in this story, but it becomes extremely prominent in Inscape.
- Sure, Let's Go with That: How Surprise took on the name Pinkie Pie: a nurse at the hospital she was taken to called her that (since it was believed she had amnesia).
- Trigger Phrase: Combined with My Art, My Memory.
- Tulpa: Pinkie Pie used to be Twilight Sparkle's imaginary friend, Surprise.
- The ending reveals that Discord was Celestia and Luna's imaginary friend as well.
- Wham Line: One piece of narration prior to The Reveal turns a seemingly simple one-shot into the start of a bigger story:"I guess this goose chase wasn’t all that pointless after all," Twilight concluded with a smile. Her issues thus resolved, she decided to open the scrapbook her parents had lovingly assembled for her.
What she saw in there nearly caused her to drop the book on the floor.
- See also Absence of Evidence.
- Anti-Humor: The preferred form of humor among griffons, much to Pinkie Pie's consternation."Why did the griffon cross the road? Because there was an annoying twit trying to have a stupid conversation with her on the sidewalk when she had better things to do."
- Armor-Piercing Question: From Pinkie to the Nightmare: "What are you gonna do?"
- Followed a little while later with two questions almost back to back:Pinkie: (to Twilight) Do you really think the Nightmare would risk the chance of Celestia getting you to change your mind the same way she got you to change it?
Twilight: (to the Nightmare; stone-faced) Would you let her live?
- Followed a little while later with two questions almost back to back:
- Can't Stay Normal: Pinkie Pie.
- The Coup: Subverted. Due to the Nightmare's corruption, Twilight wants Celestia's and Luna's thrones for herself. Due to her own bookishness and sense of order, Twilight doesn't try to take the throne by violence—instead she presents logical arguments for why the princesses should cede the throne. This is then double-subverted, when Pinkie uncovers that the Nightmare wants a violent coup—her real goal isn't power, but killing Celestia—and is manipulating Twilight to that end. Nothing comes of this manipulation, however, because Twi learns about it and immediately turns on the Nightmare. In the aftermath, Twilight is mortified at her actions and asks for forgiveness. Luna points out that she doesn't need to be forgiven, because she never broke any laws during her attempted power grab.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Implied to be the inevitable result of attempting to fight a mentally stable pony in their own head. Twilight Sparkle eventually demonstrates this on the Nightmare.
- Face–Heel Turn: Twilight Sparkle.
- Group Hug: Pinkie Pie manages to weaponize one when she loudly announces that it's the Nightmare's birthday. All of Twilight's memories of Pinkie come out from hiding to tackle her before hauling her off to a party.
- I Never Said It Was Poison: Twilight Sparkle falls into this trap three times in the first chapter.
- He Who Fights Monsters: Twilight comes dangerously close to killing the Nightmare in her rage. It takes a combination of seeing her reflection in a (dream) fountain and realizing the conclusion to a certain train of thought to get her to stop.Twilight sighed and returned her focus to her target. "Nightmare, you’re going to... to..." Why am I stalling? Like I said, it needs to be done! In fact, it would have been done already, if only Pinkie hadn’t butted in. Why can’t that stupid earth pony just—
- Journey to the Center of the Mind: Pinkie enters Twilight's mind to formulate a battle plan against the Nightmare. It's laid out very similar to Canterlot, with various parts of the castle and city dedicated to imagination, dreams, memories, knowledge, etc.
- Not Brainwashed: Twilight Sparkle.
- Power Limiter: Pinkie Pie is voluntarily keeping most of her Imaginary Friend power sealed off to avoid hurting others by accident. Unless a Pinkie Promise is involved - in that case, the entire arsenal is at her disposal for the purpose of Keeping the Promise.
- Punctuated Pounding: Twilight is not happy once she finds out Nightmare's plans. She mentions each of her friends; then, "As she rattled off each name, Twilight repeatedly slammed the Nightmare into the ground, a wall, or any other surface that looked solid enough to cause significant trauma. It was far more satisfying than making a checkmark on a scroll with a quill."
- Puppet Princesses: Twilight offers to let Celestia and Luna remain on their thrones as figureheads while she pulls the strings.
- Secret Test of Character: The Nightmare convinces her hosts to administer these as part of her corruption methodology.
- Simple Country Lawyer: Parodied when Pinkie Pie interrogates the Nightmare in Twilight's mind.
- Sympathy for the Devil: Nightmare Moon is given another chance.
- Title Drop: Mentioned by Pinkie Pie in the very last chapter.
- Voluntary Shapeshifting: Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, and the Nightmare are all capable of this to some degree.
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: Twilight really does believe that Equestria will be better off with her in charge.
- The Extremist Was Right: By the end of Twilight's presentation, even Celestia and Luna agree with her points regarding the research itself and give Twilight the go-ahead to access them. The main issue is handing actual rule of Equestria to Twilight, to which Celestia notes Twilight would be ill-suited for because of all the politics involved.
- What the Hell, Hero?: The first half of Twilight's proposal basically amounts to a meticulously-researched one of these directed at the Princesses.
- Wrong Genre Savvy: Princess Luna incorrectly guesses Pinkie's train of thought concerning the Nightmare near the end:Princess Luna: You needn't draw this out with an extended interrogation; I can see where this train of thought leads. You are about to inform me that the Nightmare was my imaginary friend, likely forgotten for the same reason that Twilight Sparkle forgot about you when you manifested, are you not?Pinkie: No, and that's the problem.
- Adam Smith Hates Your Guts: Penumbra, without fail, quits or gets herself fired from every job that she can find.
- An Entrepreneur Is You: Penumbra's final solution to steady employment is to just go into business for herself! As a cloud artisan she gets to both bring back an old tradition and not have ponies question her attitude at work.
- Berserk Button: Scones are supposed to be PLAIN.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Subverted. Penumbra is unquestionably good at several the jobs she applies to, but ends up losing each one due to her own person being... less than unquestionable.
- Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: Considering the plot of the Cycle at large, the story synopsis is essentially: Nightmare Moon goes job-hunting.
- Eureka Moment: From the aptly titled chapter "Epiphany", concerning cloudsnote :Indeed, even unicorns and earth ponies could conceivably use such clouds for decoration, or adverti
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- Fish out of Temporal Water: Take a guess.
- Job Title: The titles that are named after Penumbra's jobs, such as Assistant Pastry Chef, and Barrister.
- Morton's Fork: Penumbra being a thousand years old, she has no idea how modern workplace relations work. In the various jobs she tries, she is sent mixed signals of the highest degree, in one instance being fired for being too cold and "only doing her job" while in another quitting over sexual harassment.
- Mundane Utility: Penumbra is a pseudo-alicorn super-pegasus with enhanced everything. What does she consider most useful? Her super preening oil! That she is actually a thousand years old just means she has plenty of experience with preening feathers!
- Noodle Incidents: Because Penumbra withholds details from her letters in an effort to put the most positive spin she can on her actions, many of the events described come off feeling like these.
- Overcomplicated Menu Order: We have a "venti two-thirds decaf low-fat soy caramel macchiato with whipped cream, mocha sprinkles, and a sprig of hay. And a cranberry orange-peel scone."
- Scrapbook Story: The story is told through a collection of letters written from Penumbra to Luna (whose responses are not included).
- True Art: An In-Universe example, and Penumbra's reasons for selecting cloud sculpting and construction as her final job. She just got fed up with the mass-produced versions floating around everywhere.
- Alternate Universe: While previous stories in the Cycle only explore the aspects and characters that the author introduces, π sets the series firmly in this category by introducing these aspects and characters into the canonical premise of Magic Duel.
- Berserk Button: Trixie loathes circles.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Penumbra was very rude when she thought Twilight was leaving her friends. But, she wants Twilight to win the duel against Trixie, because she is also her friend.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: Trixie, though she is shown to be wearing the Alicorn Amulet. She has leveled significantly for this story in particular.
- Drama Queen: Rarity.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: Hoist By Her Own Petard: Subverted when Trixie finds out Twilight's attempt to beat her with smoke and mirrors.
- Karma Houdini: In the end Trixie escapes Ponyville without learning her lesson or being punished for her actions. Nevermind that her actions are perfectly defendable in court...
- Least Rhymable Word: When asked about the difficulty of always speaking in rhyme, Zecora admits:It's somewhat difficult to talk about oranges
When I can not work in a reference to door hinges.
- Who Wants to Live Forever?: Discussed and averted. Not only does Penumbra not put any stock in this trope, it turns out that it isn't even applicable. Alicorns aren't actually immortal; they just "don't leave until they're ready to go."
- "World of Cardboard" Speech: Twilight inverts this to rationalize not using her god-like Alicorn powers to beat Trixie.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Penumbra counters by inverting this trope to un-guilt Twilight into using them after all.