Known amongst the fandom for being funny, cute and a little bit sexy, Egg Belly starts off with slow but cranks into gear once it gets a few chapters in. A very long fic, it updates infrequently but with big chapters, even if they sometimes end too abruptly for reader satisfaction. The story has twelve chapters so far.
However, the last update was 7/14/2012 - it has been far longer than even the fic's normally-infrequent update times, with no explanations from the author, so it may very well be a Dead Fic now.
This fanfiction provides examples of:
- Bodyguard Crush: It's apparently genetic as Eishun was the bodyguard of his future wife. In fact, it's the entire reason why Konaka's bodyguard is female (to keep the same thing from happening again). Needless to say, this backfired.
- But I Can't Be Pregnant!: Konoka in chapter ten. Justified because she's never had sex with a man, the pregnancy was a result of the permanent pactio.
- Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: Ku Fei, while she was pretending to be a French waiter. For some reason.
- Glamour Failure: When Setsuna gets horny, her eyes turn to what Konoka has described as "smoke".
- Gratuitous French: After dressing up as a French waiter, Ku Fei spends the rest of the fic littering her speech with random French phrases.
- Load-Bearing Boss: Evangeline's resort collapses around her when her magic backfires on her in chapter 9.
- The Matchmaker: While they're already a couple at the time, Konoemon acts as this for Konoka and Setsuna.
- Overprotective Dad: Eishun to Konoka. Justified: how would you react if you found out that your daughter's bodyguard got her pregnant at the age of 17?
- Pervert Revenge Mode: Konoka towards Chamo, after latter is found among underwear and cought during Konoka's... "me time"
- Porn with Plot: A surprisingly cute example that manages to combine warm fuzzies with lemony goodness.
- Strange Minds Think Alike: When Konoka says she needs to talk to them (about her pregnancy), Setsuna and Eishun go through the exact same train of thought.
- Teen Pregnancy: Konoka is her final year of high school here, but it still counts.
- A Wizard Did It: Pregnancy is apparently a rare side effect of permanent pactios. Whoops.