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     The Amazing Spider-Man HISHE Episodes 
  • How Amazing Spiderman 2 Should Have Ended
    • "I am The Rhino, and I will-" The Rhino, before being shot in the head by police when his face is exposed.

     The Dark Knight Trilogy HISHE Episodes 
  • How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended
    • "Prepare yourselves. My father's work is done." Talia al Ghul (aka Miranda Tate), dying the same way she does in the movie. Gordon responds saying, "Worst...death...ever."
    • "Are you crazy?! You are bleeding all over the place!" Selina Kyle, during the second-to-last segment, where Batman bleeds to death and is unable to move the reactor, and it detonates, killing everybody.
    • "Yeah... I've been stabbed. I might be bleeding out, but it's okay. Because... because I'm Batman!" Batman, during the second-to-last segment, where he bleeds to death from a stab wound from Talia, and is unable to move the reactor, and it detonates, killing everybody.
    • "Well poop. I guess this means we're screwed." Commissioner James Gordon, during the second-to-last segment, where Batman bleeds to death and is unable to move the reactor, and it detonates, killing everybody.
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     DC Extended Universe HISHE Episodes 
  • How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended
    • "Only by working together, can we—" Senator June Finch, before the capitol building blows up. She gets better when Superman, in frustration, reverses the Earth's rotation to go back in time and relocate the bomb in the wheelchair's explosion by taking it from the guy and taking it to the sky.
    • "Bruce, you have to listen to me! Lex Luthor is behind every te—" Superman, before getting shot to death by machine guns loaded with kryptonite bullets.
    • "Oh, sh--" Batman, as he's tackled by Superman after he dodges a kryptonite gas grenade.
  • How Suicide Squad Should Have Ended
    • "Go get it girl." Amanda Waller before she stabbed by Enchantress.
    • "No!" Harley Quinn before she died from getting shot by Rick Flag for attempting to escape
    • "Yeah and you like JUST started fighting with us a few hours ago." Deadshot before being killed by Incubus
    • "And only because Deadshot yelled at you." Rick Flag before being killed by Incubus
    • Maybe...friends? How does that work? Will you fight 'em for your brand new friends? Harley Quinn before being killed by Incubus
    • "Yeah sure! Okay....friends. That will work. Maybe acquaintances?" El Diablo before being killed by Incubus
    • "Yeah! Acquaintances!" Boomerang before being killed by Incubus
    • "Oh poop, it's coming back. Look out!" Boomerang's attempt to throw the C4 backfiring.
    • "I was saved at the last min..." Amanda Waller before she was shot by Deadshot
  • How Wonder Woman Should Have Ended
    • "Oh, shiza!" A German soldier before Wolverine attacks him
    • "That girl is such a Mary Sue." Ares
  • How Justice League Should Have Ended
    • "Ah! Mother. At last you call..." Steppenwolf before the Amazons shoot him in the face
      • "Where is my mother bo-" Steppenwolf again, before Flash kills him mid-sentence by stabbing him with Aquaman's trident
    • "Excuse me! You're too late! You're all too late! You'll never be the heroes everyone loves again! The damage is done and you lost! LOST! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All because of the mighty Martha!" Adam Warlock/Martha before Superman snaps his neck
  • How Aquaman Should Have Ended
    • "Holy Crap!" Orm

     The Hunger Games HISHE Episodes 
  • How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended
    • "Ow I'm getting eaten alive!" Cato
    • "Wait, what?" Peeta

  • The Slender Games
    • "What do you think it means?" Marvel
    • "Something really weird is happening." Thresh
    • "Come on, I know you're-" Clove
    • "I'll just hang in-AAAAAH!!!" Rue
    • "Who keeps banging that drum?" Cato
    • "I just wanted to hunt other children!" Glimmer
    • "♫ Camo, camo, camouflage paint! Camo, camo, camo, camo- ♫" Peeta
    • "What? Already? I made it? Yea!! Alright, District 12!! Woohoo! I win!" Katniss

     Indiana Jones HISHE Episodes 
  • How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended
    • "I've wasted my life! Straight line! Straight line! Tip toe! Tip toe! Don't step on the wrong one! Not the J! Oh, dear. Oh, I hope my girlfriend is still alive..." Grail Knight
    • "We got the Grail! We got the Grail! We got the Grail! We got the Grail!" Elsa Schneider and two Nazi soldiers.
  • How Indiana Jones 4 Should Have Ended
    • "AAAUUGHHHHHH!!! I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY"Indiana Jones. Turns out to be just a dream

     Jurassic Park HISHE Episodes 
  • How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended
    • "Say hello to my little friend!" A raptor
    • "♫Click, subscribe... Jurassic Park! We don't know how to build a fence! Cause stuff just bites right through it when the power goes out!♫" Jeep driver
  • How Jurassic World Should Have Ended
    • "Well, that didn't work at all." Grey in the segment, "Changing a battery doesn't fix a jeep that's been sitting 20 years.", where his older brother, Zach, tries to start up a jeep that's been left in the abandoned area of the island the first movie took place in. Ultimately, the jeep doesn't start up, and the I-Rex eats both Zach and Grey.
    • "Hey you know what? I think we should team up and eat more humans. What do you think?" The Indominus Rex in the segment, "Don't just stand there when you have a perfect shot.", where it tries convincing the raptors to team up with it, but ends up being shot to death by Owen and his team.
    • "He left us! He left us!" One of the mercenaries that killed the I-Rex, who is left behind by Owen after he says the Raptors won't back to their cages, and they end up wiping out the unit.

     Marvel Cinematic Universe HISHE Episodes 
  • How Iron Man Should Have Ended
    • "Careful, man! That's a brand new suit here!" Obadiah Stane, before being blown up by Iron Man's tank missile.
  • How Captain America: The First Avenger Should Have Ended
    • "Or we could just burn him. Isn't that the purpose of having flamethrower arms? Ow, shizah!" HYDRA goon 2 as he gets hit by Cap's shield
    • "Fence o fire! Fence o fire!" HYDRA goon 1, before being shot by Cap
  • How The Avengers Should Have Ended - Bonus Scene
    • "Did he just blow up the mothership?" Frankie
    • "Why? Is that bad?" Bert
  • How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended
    • "I have a plan!" Rocket Raccoon, during the second segment, where he, alongside Quill/Star Lord, Drax, Groot, and Gamora, are killed when a Kyln officer orders the guards to fire on the one window, on his command.
    • "Oh, man." Star-Lord, during the second segment, where he alongside Rocket Racoon, Drax, Groot, and Gamora, are killed when a Kyln officer orders the guards to fire their rocket launchers on the same window window, on his command.
    • "Dance off, bro! Me and you. ♫Some day! Something something in the beautiful sun—-♫" Star-Lord, trying to distract Ronan from destroying the planet, but he doesn't fall for it, and destroys the planet after saying, "Fine. It's your funeral."
  • How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended Part 1
  • How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended Part 2
    • "Son of a-" Ultron, as he's being destroyed by Iron Man, Thor, and the Vision's beams. Captain America interrupted him by saying "Language".
  • How Captain America: Civil War Should Have Ended
    • "I could do this all d—" Captain America, before he and Bucky are killed by repulsor beam blasts from Iron Man in the second-to-last segment.

  • How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended
    • "You know, they really should put the warnings at the beginning of the..." Doctor Strange, before being crushed by Dormammu

  • How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended
    • "AAGH! He pushed it!" Rocket, after Baby Groot pushes a button that instantly activates a bomb
      • "If I could just explain-" Rocket again, about to be executed by the Sovereigns
    • "Sure would! For us!" One of the Ravagers, before getting blasted by Rocket
      • "Luckily, I'm really really smar-" His partner, just before getting blasted by Rocket
    • "I AM GROOOOOT!" Baby Groot, as Ego chucks him out of his core
    • "That is fantastic!" The Joker, before the Expansion destroys Earth
    • "What?" Voldemort, before the Expansion destroys Earth
    • "I have a problem with this!" Thanos, before the Expansion destroys Earth
    • "Just what do you think you're doing?!" Ego, before Mantis puts him to sleep
  • How Spider-Man: Homecoming Should Have Ended
    • "Oh. Well, hiya fellas." Adrian Toomes/The Vulture, before getting gunned down by security

  • How Thor: Ragnarok Should Have Ended
    • "For Asgard." Skurge
    • "Oh no. The ship has perished. It looks like we're all gonna die here. Sorry everyone. The revolution has ended." Korg

  • How Black Panther Should Have Ended
    • "Yes. Now I climb out into the open to attack." Okoye as she does just that, only to get gunned down by Klaue's mooks

  • How Avengers: Infinity War Should Have Ended
    • "Oh dang." Thanos in the third segment before getting sucker punched by Nebula
    • "Guys? I feel... itchy. Like really weird." Zod as he disintegrates
    • "Curses!" Cobra Commander as he disintegrates
    • "Oh no, this is different." Jason Voorhees as he disintegrates
    • "Noo!" A zombie as he disintegrates
    • "Something's happening..." Bane as he disintegrates
    • "On your feet, old man. This is no place to-" Khan, said to Magneto, as both disintegrate
    • "Boss?" Bowser as he disintegrates
    • "I thought it was the only way." Thanos as he disintegrates
    • "I hate you guys..." Voldemort as he disintegrates
    • "Oh, man." Joker as he disintegrates
    • "Oh no!" Jaws as he disintegrates
    • "Where is it? Where is that blasted thing? I'm going to regret this. Oh my. Heroes are so annoy-" Palpatine as he disintegrates

  • Infinity War Alternate HISHE
    • "My humble personage, it is now time for you to take the next Infinity-" Ebony Maw before Heimdall sends him, the Black Order, and Thanos out into the depths of outer space; the Black Order then freezes afterwards

  • How Ant-Man and the Wasp Should Have Ended
    • "No wait! Oh no, she went subatomic! And saved everyone... everyone except me. Time for my trusty convenien-ants. Save me, ants! (Beat) Oh yeah, this missile travels faster than ants can fly... Well, poop." Hank Pym before the missile lands in the ocean
    • "RESEARCH!" Hank, Janet, and Hope before they all disintegrate
    • "Motherfu-" Nick Fury as he disintegrates
    • "Uh, Bruce? This is different." Superman as he disintegrates

  • How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended
    • "She's uh, not going down sir." Kree officer named Todd
    • "Duh, I can see that Todd. She is blowing up everything! Oh thank goodness, she stopped. We're safe. Let us retreat so that we can... Holy crap! She's headed right for us!" Ronan the Accuser
  • How Avengers: Endgame Should Have Ended
    • "That is all I needed to hear! FREEDOM!!!" Red Skull before throwing himself off Vormir so Nat and Clint could get the Soul Stone
    • "Guys, I think it worked." Ant-Man, before he and the other Avengers are killed by Thanos' missiles
    • "Get this hammer off me!" Thanos before being decapitated by Thor
    • "Oh, come on." Thanos again, before Wong decapitates him with a portal
    • "I don't even know who you..." Thanos again, before being crushed by Scarlet Witch
    • "I am inevitable!" Thanos again, arguing with Groot before Batman somehow snaps Thanos

  • Avengers Endgame Alternate HISHE
    • "How?" Thanos, before being decapitated by Thor
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     Star Trek HISHE Episodes 
  • How Star Trek (2009) Should Have Ended
    • "We are still caught in the gravitational pull. " Ensign Pavel Chekov
    • "Aye, aye, sir." Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott
      • "Especially the cannon!" Montgomery Scott in a Deleted Scene
    • "Captain, please!" Lieutenant Nyota Uhura
    • "Jim, if you make me say "I'm a doctor, not a magician", I'm gonna come up there and punch you in the-" Dr. Leonard McCoy
    • "Captain, even if we survive, it is unpredictable when or where the ship will emerge on the other side." Mr. Spock
    • "Yes, sir." Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu
    • "Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission to explore strange new world. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone bef-" James T. Kirk, before the Death Star blows up the Enterprise.
    • "I know, but, even the cannon?" Deleted Scene Red Shirt
  • How Star Trek Into Darkness Should Have Ended
    • "But, the nerds... *coughs*... will love... all the Khan references..." Khan (aka John Harrison), getting gassed in his cell.
    • "Please, young Spock, kill me." Leonard Nimoy's Spock Prime. He reluctantly gets better.

     Star Wars HISHE Episodes 
  • How The Phantom Menace Should Have Ended
    • "Oh, but it is! 'Tis demanded by the gods, it is!" Jar Jar Binks, before being killed by a STAP.
    • "I immediately regret my decision!" Obi-Wan Kenobi in the last segment, where he is cut in half by Darth Maul when he tries to jump over him like in the movie.
  • How Attack of the Clones Should Have Ended
    • "I'm so sorry. I've failed you, Senator…" Corde, Padme's decoy, who dies after Padme tells her that she didn't fail her.
    • "Okie day! Meesa going home!" Jar Jar Binks, who is shot to death by Jango Fett.
  • How Revenge of the Sith Should Have Ended
    • "I immediately regret my decision!" Obi-Wan Kenobi in the second segment, where he is shot to death by Grievous's battle droids that are surrounding Obi-Wan.
    • "It's treason, then." Palpatine (aka Darth Sidious) before he tries to engage Mace and his Jedi companions. Unlike the movie, Palpatine doesn't get even one kill and ends up being curbstomped by Mace and his team.
    • "Ooh, heesa not the lord of the Sith. MEESA lord of the Sith! Meesa Darth Jar Jar! And YOUSA in BIG doodoo this ti-!" Jar Jar Binks, for the third time, this time being killed by Mace Windu.
  • How A New Hope Should Have Ended
    • "Oh, my." C-3PO, before the Death Star destroys Yavin IV.
    • "Well, so much for that idea." General Jan Dodanna, before the Death Star destroys Yavin IV.
  • How A New Hope Should Have Ended - Special Edition
    • "Ok, I'm letting go." Luke Skywalker
  • How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended
    • "What the-?!" Jabba the Hutt in Huttese, before being blown up by a thermal detonator grenade.
    • "She, um... lost the will to live?" Emperor Palpatine, who then ends up getting into a fight with Vader as seen below.
    • "You lied to me! I'll kill you! Get over here!" Darth Vader, before getting into a fight with Palpatine and still dying, as he still becomes a Force spirit at the end.
  • How The Force Awakens Should Have Ended
    • "Yeah!" FN-2199 (aka TR-8R) after shooting Finn instead of throwing away his blaster, and laughing about it before getting blown away.
    • "We're going to make our landing approach at light speed? How? If we pass through the shields at the speed of light, how can you even have time to drop out of lightspeed before crashing into the-" Finn in the sixth segment, ultimately crashing into Starkiller Base like he predicted.
    • "And... NOW!" Han Solo after interrupting Finn in the same segment.
    • "Weak..." Kylo Ren after he is stabbed in the back by Luke.
  • Star Wars The Force Awakens Alternate HISHE
    • "The Resistance! They... They suddenly have a....Aaaaaaagh!" General Hux, too scared to finish warning Kylo Ren and Snoke/Gollum that the Resistance will soon destroy Starkiller Base with the Right Back Atcha.
    • "What was that all about?" Kylo Ren to Snoke/Gollum, before he perishes in the Right Back Atcha's destruction of Starkiller Base.
  • How Rogue One Should Have Ended
    • "Galen!" Director Krennic, who is shot by Lyra Erso as soon as he disembarks directly in front of the Erso household instead of several miles away like he wanted.
    • "I make no sense! Bye!" Saw Gerrera, who is killed in the Death Star blast after Jedha is destroyed.
    • "Heh heh. You see that? Totally threw a grenade in there - Holy crap!" A Shoretrooper who has the grenade he threw in the Rogue One crew's ship thrown back at him by Bodhi.
  • How The Last Jedi Should Have Ended
    • "Oh poop." Poe Dameron, who is blown up by Hux after failing to distract him.
    • "It's! A! TRAP!" Admiral Ackbar as he sacrifices himself by slamming into the Supremacy.
    • "Let's kiss." Rose, right before being blown up by an AT-AT.
    • "What the? NO!" Finn's response to the above suggestion.
    • "Well, we have all seen you do that before, so it's not too crazy to think he can do the same..." First Order pilot named Karl
    • "Oh, COME ON!" Kylo Ren after his entire army is destroyed by Luke and Rey before his ship is shot down by the ghost of Yoda.

    Miscellaneous HISHE Episodes 
  • How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended
    • "But mostly to save your own skin, correct?" Jack Sparrow
    • "Precisely." Elizabeth Swann
    • "That does it. From this point on, I'm out. We are so broken up. All of us!" Will Turner
  • How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended
    • "Here I come, Pete. I'll help you save the day. No matter what I'll help you-BIRD!" Harry Osborn
    • "Oh, dang, he was telling the truth." Eddie Brock, Jr./Venom
  • How Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Should Have Ended
    • "Here, take my parts, and you will become the greatest Autobot that everyone wishes you to be. Fulfill you destiny!" Jetfire, before sacrificing his parts to Optimus Prime, who becomes the 80s cartoon version of himself
  • How The Wizard of Oz Should Have Ended
    • "Very well, I'll bide my time. And as or you my fine lady, just try to stay out of my way, just try. I'll get you my pretty, and you're little dog t-" The Wicked Witch of the West, before being shot by a Munchkin.
  • How Harry Potter Should Have Ended
    • "It's never over! Avada Kadav-" Lord Voldemort
      • "I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people, if I want. I-" Eleven-year-old Tom Riddle, before being killed by Snape
  • How Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Should Have Ended
    • "Quite right, indeed sir. That water looks awfully cold." Professor Moriarty
    • "I did not consider the cold. Or the rocks." Sherlock Holmes
    • "You have got to be kidding me-" Professor Moriarty after Holmes shows up with an Iron Man suit and fires a tank missile at him
  • How Casino Royale Should Have Ended
    • "I love you, James! Now I must kill myself for no reason!" Vesper Lynd, who still drowns herself, despite Bond having already killed all the bad guys.
  • How God of War Should Have Ended
    • "Okay sure, but... you've killed all the gods." Athena
    • "...Does thou mean Stan Lee?" Thor
    • "Aw man." Mars / Ares
  • How Avatar Should Have Ended
    • "Not while I'm still br-" Colonel Miles Quaritch
  • How Scream Should Have Ended
    • "Help! I'm trapped at school with the killer! ...Aw, maaan!" Principal Himbry
  • How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended
    • "Ooh! Right in the- Oh dear." Smaug getting shot by Legolas with a Black Arrow
  • Terminator - How It Should End
    • "Where's your hall pass? Get out of here, you slacker!" Strickland
  • How It (2017) Should Have Ended
    • "Aw, poop." Pennywise, who doesn't exactly die so much as he gets captured by the Franchise/Ghostbusters.
  • How Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse Should Have Ended
    • "You took my family. Now I'm going to make sure you never see yours agai-." Kingpin, who gets shot by Jefferson Davis in the head.
  • How Venom Should Have Ended
    • I've been impaled..." Eddie Brock as he's stabbed by Riot. Unlike the film, Venom doesn't save him, and consequently permanently bonds with Anne.
    • "Uh-oh." Riot before several planes gun his rocket down, presumably killing him and his symbiote army
    • "Holy crap! What is that thing?!" A scientist before Riot murders him
    • "It's like Spider-Man and Hulk had a baby!" Another scientist before Riot murders him
    • "It's... beautiful!" Carlton Drake before Riot stabs him
    • "ARE YOU INSANE?!" A third scientist before Riot stabs him
  • How The Lion King Should Have Ended
    • "Pouncing! Oh no, sire! You can't be serious! This is so humiliating. What are you telling him? Mufasa? Simba? Zazu
  • How Beauty and the Beast Should Have Ended
    • "You really are a funny girl... I'm dead" The Beast
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