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This page covers Famous Last Words in Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

Lots of characters die—some repeatedly—in Dragon Ball, and the abridged series is no exception. Team Four Star just makes said dying moments usually a whole helluva lot funnier.

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    Main Series 
Saiyan Saga
  • "DAMMIT I VOTED FOR BUSH!" the Farmer
  • "DAMN YOU, HINDSIIIIIGHT! (bleh)" Raditz, realizing he could have flown away from the Special Beam Cannonnote 
  • "I sort of have a hole in my esophagus..." Son Goku. He got better.
  • "Welcome to Oz, bitch! That's right; you, with the spiky hair! You're going to be my bitch! I'm going to sell you for a cigarette, but not before I violate you, because YOU'RE MY BI—" Arlian prisoner; presumably, he was killed when Vegeta blasted himself and Nappa out of prison. Unfortunately, Nappa wouldn't let him hear the end of the incident.
  • "I love that so— AAUGHWRRGH!" King Moai, getting "Rocked Like a Hurricane."
  • "You have freed our race! You two are the greatest heroes known to our planet! We shall erect statues of you. Out of our dung." Atla, before Vegeta blows up Arlia.
  • "So are you guys alie—" Random Guy in East City.
  • "That's right! Don't worry, guys; we worked ourselves half to death with our training! So I know that as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans, and WE WILL WI— AUGH!" Yamcha. He got better.
  • "Wait, wha—?" Chiaotzu, after Tien tells him he can't be wished back twice. He got better via Namek's Dragon Balls, which don't have that limitation.
  • "You stupid... ugly... son of a bitch... his name… WAS CHIAOTZU! KIKOHO!!!!!! Tenshinhan, using Kikōhō in a futile attempt to beat Nappa. He got better.
    • "Right... Right behind you, Chiaotzu." Tien's last thoughts.
  • "Why... didn't... you... DOOOOOOOOODGE?! (bleh)" Piccolo. He got better.
  • "But... I... well then... Goodbye, my friend!" Kami. He gets better, though this is an interesting case due to the fact that it's the last time we hear Vegeta3986's voice for the character.
  • "Aw, and I totally killed that guy. Oh well, at least we still had fun getting here, right, Vegeta? Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? VegetAAAAAAAAAAAAHH...!!!!" Nappa, after Vegeta discovered that Piccolo's death means the Dragon Balls don't work. He got better due to the Exact Words to revive everyone killed by Freeza and his men.
Namek/Freeza SagaGarlic Jr. Saganote 
  • "No, please! Leave us alone! We were just renting this house; we never meant to—" Random village person
  • "I am the usurper of this once proud throne your worthless guardian holds so dear. I am Garlic Jr., returned from the wretched abyss known as the Dead Zone, and I have come for what's rightfully mine— what's going on? I don't remember releasing the Black Water Mist just ye— OH GOD NO NO GET IT OFF ME!!!" Garlic Jr., before Mr. Popo sends him and the Spice Boys to the fuck box.
Android/Cell Saga
  • "YES, SIR!" Several Freeza soldiers, preparing to attack the Earth before they all killed by Trunks
  • "He just turned an entire squad into a pile of limbs!" Straw; doesn't immediately die, but these are his last words onscreen before Trunks makes short work of the rest of the soldiers.
  • "...Well, that ain't right." Chayote, before being being punched by Trunks
  • "Lord Freeza... the f*ck?" the one soldier Trunks didn't kill was finished off by Freeza. Speaking of which...
  • "If you're trying to be clever, you're sorely lacki— huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—" Mecha Freeza; the scream is interrupted by a literal Villainous BSoD. Time will tell when he gets better.
  • "...I'm a haggler?" King Cold, trying to bribe Trunks to spare him.
  • "Jerry, you ALWAYS think it's terrorism. You think your house gettin' TP'd is terrorism!" Tom
  • "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Marcel Marceau! If that's what you're lookin' for... It's gonna be thirty dollars an hour. Fifty if you want it weird." Jerry
  • "Please put that back. I kind of need that to flee from you..." A car driver who had the unfortunate chance of meeting Dr Gero/Android 20
  • "Huh? JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII—" semi-truck driver
  • "Your thirty day free trial has expired. Would you like to... purchase... Win...RAR." Android 19, after getting demolished by Super Saiyan Vegeta.
  • "So, uh... could one of you spare one of those Senzu Be—" Dr. Gero/Android 20, before his head is crushed by Android 17. However, Super Android 13 reveals he managed to survive by uploading his brain into his machine... until he's Killed Off for Real by Krillin and Trunks while trying to destroy Present Cell.
  • "Just a moment, someone is approaching! Excuse me, you terrifying-looking gentleman; what are your opinions on the legalization of— OH MY GOD!!!" Flash Stormwood, before getting attacked and absorbed by Cell; he got better
  • "Hmmm. I didn't think so..." Kami, in response to Piccolo not falling for the "lower" gag before they fuse. Like Nail, he now lives in Piccolo's mind.
  • "I will now continue to use the horn until you politely move!" Roger who tried to get Cell to move off the road and gets killed after absorbing the rest of the East City Westmen; he got better
  • "The East City Westmen!" Bucko; he got better
    • "HOO HA!" the rest of the team; they also got better
  • "But today, we'll make an exception for you, killer!" The Wombat after Cell requested "Video Killed the Radio Star", which isn't even in the top 20. He got better
  • "Oh god... oh god! WHAT IS THAT THING!? NO! NO, GET AWAY! GET AWAY FROM WOMBAT, NO! PUT HIM DOWN! NOOOO! WHY, GOD!? OHHHH GOD, I LOVED YOUUUU WOMBAAAAT! I LOVED YOU SO MUCH!" TJ, witnessing Cell breaking in to the studio, absorbing Wombat, and then absorbing him; he got better
  • "Please don't kill me!" caller from The Stinger of episode 44; he got better
  • "Oh god, this is totally disgusting! This isn't how it's supposed to work, I'm not supposed to die like this, I'm too cool! Someone pull off his tail! I'm too cool for this! I'm too cool—" Android/Cyborg 17, getting absorbed by Cell. He died later, when Cell self-destructed, then got better.
  • "Bro, if you love something, you have got to set it free!" Different Tom; he got better
  • "Do you think it's inadequacies in the bedroom?" Sally; she got better (BTW: her comment is specifically the reason why Different Tom, Harry, and Richard also died.)
  • "I think I'm pretty involved!" Harry; he got better
  • "Can we please go back to talking about this!?" Richard; he got better
  • "Look after the little guy..." Android/Cyborg 18, before being absorbed by Cell. She technically doesn't die, but she's out of commission until he pukes her out.note 
  • "And as you can see, every dog has its— AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" WHN Reporter, before getting his neck snapped by Perfect Cell; he got better
  • "Hey, get your ass moving! Some thing is tearing its way through the compound! We gotta go!" the soldier who tells Gero's son about a younger Goku's raid
  • "Uh, okay, sorry about this Dad. Gotta run. Love you. Good luck with your cyborg—" Gero's son, in a recorded message to his father shortly before getting killed by Kid Goku's Kamehameha
  • "Oh. Well, thank you for your time, Perfect Cell." The unfortunate journalist interviewing Cell, killed for not calling him Mr. Perfect Cell. He got better
  • "Coming at you live from the Cell Games Arena, it's Piiza,"
  • "Good day to you, my faithful subjects! It has taken over a thousand years, but we have finally repopulated our new Arlia! To celebrate this momentous occasion, I shall now make love to my HOT. BUG. WIFE. Who is also my SISTEEER! INSECTXUAL!" King Moai XXVII, 1,000 years after Cell's stray Kamehameha leaves the Earth. The rest of his sounds are obscene bug noises.
  • "If we do make it out of this, please pick up my head and beat your father to death with—" Android 16. Though the end of Episode 60 demonstrates he did indeed have a soul, he chose not to be revived.
  • "Daaaaaaaad!" One of the Cell Juniors. Their father's no helicopter parent; sink or swim, bitch!
  • "Goku. For the sake of your friends, your family, your planet, you gave yourself. I'll see you soon, my friend." King Kai, final thoughts before Goku teleports in with the exploding Cell. He didn't have enough time to say anything else before Cell blew up. And no thanks to Yamcha, he did not get better. Not that it matters, since he lives in Other World anyway.
  • "I'm proud of you, Gohan. Bye, son." Son Goku's last words on Earth before dying the second time.
    • "Hey, King Kai, what should I do with Cell?" Goku's actual last words on King Kai's planet.
  • "Help... Help...! Someone... help... me... I... Plea— Bluh-hagh!!" Future Trunks. He gets better.
  • "OH, SHIT!" Cell's final spoken words, after Vegeta's last-ditch attack gives Gohan an opportunity to permanently destroy every last cell with his Kamehameha.
  • "This is Alpha Leader Wombat, comin' at ya live from Parsley City. We've got our special guests, the Cyborgs, and they are TEARING! IT! UP! I've already lost five men, I'm running out of ammo, and I'm holed up in the bank! Looks like this will be ALW's last report. Watch out, TJ! I'M COMIN' HOME, BROTHER!!!" Maybe Future Wombat, but we don't know if he's actually killed before Trunks kills 17 and 18.
  • "♪If you're reading this—♪" The old man in the car, who was saved in the nick of time in the original series, but eats a bullet before Trunks arrives here. Trunks really could've microwaved that tea.
  • "Wait..." Future 18, before being destroyed by Trunks
  • "Go... ku Jr.?" Future 17, after Trunks asks for his master's name. It was the wrong answer.
  • "♪And noooooow, the end is neaaaaaar!♫" "OhgoddamnitSHIIiii—" Future Cell. He didn't do enough to even get past the first line of the song.

    Movies and Specials 
Bardock, Father of Goku
  • "I'M ON FIRE!" Toolo
  • "Sorry." Toma, in response to Bardock realizing it was Dodoria who kicked his team's asses
  • "Alright, guys, let's hit the sho—TELLMYBROTHERAPPULEILOVEHIM!" Eachpei
  • "NOW DIE!" Mahngo
  • "What the fu—WAHAA! God dammit Mahngo, you team-killing f*cktard!" Lemi after getting punched through by Mahngo before Bardock finishes them
  • "Yeah, take that—" Freeza Soldier 1
  • "Ay yo, Bardock, I'm real happy for ya, and I'ma let you finish, but—" Freeza Soldier 2
  • "Seriously! We're not with him!" Freeza Soldier 3, shortly before Freeza kills everything in front of him
  • "Now... take this, Freeza! THE POWER OF THE SAIYAN RACE! HYAAAAA!" Bardock... or so we thought.
Episode of BardockChristmas Tree of Might
  • "We all had eggnog and Christmas fudge!" Amond/"Slay"
  • "Nope, wasted them like figgy pudding." Daiz/"Reese". Moral of the story: you never waste figgy pudding.
  • "Droid!" Cacao/"S.N.O.W. Man"
  • "What the hell? What is this sudden burst of joy!?" Turles
    • "No! So much... Joy! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!" Turles' last thoughts
Lord Slug
  • "Hi, Jesus!" Jesus Guy 2
  • "We love you, Jesus!" Jesus Guy 1
  • "YOU listen here! King Piccolo is on borrowed time! We-uh... oh! I-I, uh... I am so sorry! That was a total slip-up on my part, please forgive me, King Piccolo! I did it again." Zeeun
  • "How long will it take? Well, King Piccolo, I believe it will take... No wait, I said it because he did, Isaiditbecausehedid-AHHH!" Gyoshu
  • "Oh my god, are you Batman—NO!" Slug Soldier
  • "Wha-?" Wings, offering a high five to Piccolo, who responds with "down low, too slow"
  • "Suck 'im dry, boys!" Medamatcha, not killed immediately, but definitely killed upon landing on Goku's hand
  • "You little upstart PRICK!" Angila
  • "If I'm gonna die, I'm Taking You with Me!" Lord Slug; it obviously didn't work.
    • "Why didn't I wish for IMMORTALITYYYYYYYY?!" Lord Slug's last thoughts
Revenge of CoolerDead ZoneCooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge, The Reckoning
  • "Beep." Every single cycloid and the Big Gete Star.
  • "I am no one to judge. But I do decide your fate! Kill him slow... slow... slooow... slooooooooow... Drop The Bass!" D.V.E.D
  • "...Really?" *Sigh* Cooler, responding to Goku's Incredibly Lame Pun. This time, his death is permanent.
The History of Trunks
  • "Byeeee, soooooooon..." Future Goku
  • "Hey, girl, how you— WAH! MY EYES!!!" Future Krillin
  • "But on the brighter side, Wombat's getting married!" Future T.J., of T.J. and the Wombat. He doesn't die immediately, but it is explicitly noted he is indeed dead by the time the Epilogue of Episode 60 takes place.
  • "If you'd like to get on the rides faster, we do have a fast-pass system that's only 7,900 zen—" Super World attendant
  • "No! This isn't where my story ends!" This is where Future Gohan's story ends.
Super Android 13
  • "Did you just throw a mother*bleep*ing dog—" Android 15, getting the Guldo treatment
  • "By metal, my life was given. By metal, it has been stripped away. No dreams before or after. Only the end." Android 14, though it came out as distorted static.note 
  • "14 and 15 have been destroyed?! ...Good!" Android 13, before using the aforementioned androids' batteries to become Super Android 13. He actually dies later, but this is his last line of dialogue before becoming a Silent Antagonist, much to Dr. Gero's delight.
  • "Well, that was a total bust. I suppose I'll just continue nursing Plan B... What's another 17 years? I'm not going anywhere! Wait, what is that noi— oh, no..." Dr. Gero, for real this time.
The World's Strongest
  • "Prepare for combat!" one of the Biomen
  • "So dark... and cold..." *sobs* Misokatsun/Blub-Blub / "The Bouncy Butcher"
  • "I'm the Electrocutioner now!" Kishime/Zap-Zap / "The Electrocutioner"
  • "Then electrocutionate him, I don't give a f*ck!" Ebifurya/Brr / "Freezer"
  • "Fair enooooooough!" Dr. Kochin
  • "Thank you, everyone. Now I can live a normal life again." Dr. Wheelo's last words onscreen before the next movie reveals he died of brain cancer.
Broly, The Legendary Super SaiyanPlan to Eradicate Christmas
  • "Holy—!" Ornament Turles
  • "Why didn't you?" Ornament Lord Slug
  • "I'm sorry, dear brother, but I thought it was all about you." Ornament Cooler
  • "Oh stop being a prick." Ornament Freeza
  • "But for the rest of you, and this un-salvageable planet, the only present I have is—" Santa Claus' first form (Dr. Raichi in the original)
    • "Ho, Ho, NOOOOOOOOO!" Santa's second form (Hatchiyack)

    DBZ Kai Abridged 
  • Episode 1
    • "I'm taking your son." Raditz
    • "And now I am the dead. Bleh." Goku. He got better
    • "I'm the only serious character in this show. That's the joke." Tenshinhan. He got better
    • "12 months have passed, let's go find Saiyans!" Piccolo. He got better
    • "VEGETA, WHY?" Nappa, because Vegeta's a monkey. He got better
  • Episode 2
    • "Hey, Vegeta." Cui
    • *Wilhelm Scream* Cargo. He got better
    • "But the thing!" Moori. He got better
    • "I have a thick... meaty... vagina." Dodoria
    • "Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit! Mmm, PUSSY!" Zarbon
      • Technically, Zarbon's last words were "Mmmm!"
    • "And together we are..." Captain Ginyu
      • "THE GINYU—!" Burter, Jeice, Recoome, and Guldo
    • "Probably not." Super Kami Guru, first death
    • "Wanna see something cool?" Nail, technically
    • "Hey." Dende. He got better
    • "He's a Super Saiya—" Vegeta. He got better
    • "What happened to the third form?" Krillin. He got better
    • "I am hilarious... and you will quote... everything… I... saaaaaayyyyyyyyy." Super Kami Guru, second death
    • "That... way..." Freeza. He temporarily got better
  • Episode 2.9
    • "So I told the bitch 'Don't worry! Once I'm all up in your guts, you're gonna feel fresh and clean!' HOLY SHIT—" Enema (originally Salt), who is blasted by Gohan
    • "ENEMA! NO!!! I mean, we actually hated him, so I'm not really heartbroken about it, but I've been using his HBO Go account, and while I'm not into Game of Thrones, I'm really enjoying Silicon Valley— FUCK!!" Mustard, who is also blasted by Gohan
    • "Alright, man, Jesus! I-I'm sure there's more around here somewhere." Spice, who's offed by Gohan before he could feed into Piccolo's cocaine addiction
    • "I'm doing it for me, but I appreciate the support. Anyway! Nobody move! Nobody do anything! I'm going to close it up, and then I'm going to let my immortality wear you down and--AGH!" Garlic Jr., courtesy of Alucard.note  Probably not dead, just sent to the fuck box in a different way than Episode 31.
  • Episode 3
    • "That's right, buttholes! This is my resurrection! And you're all about to get F—" Mecha-Freeza
    • "FILLER—" Crying anime filler child
    • "Fa-a-ther, I wish to be a real b o y..." Android 19
    • "No, don't wake him up for some reason!" Dr. Gero
    • "You had me at 'killing teenagers'." Kami, technically
  • Episode 3.5


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