Under the legal drinking age of your country or a teetotaler? Then make like the engines and have a long drink of water.
Drinking Game for Thomas & Friends.
- Whenever a character says "Confusion and delay", take a drink. Take another if it isn't the Fat Controller/Sir Topham Hatt.
- Whenever the Fat Controller/Sir Topham Hatt says "You're a really useful engine!", take a drink.
- Whenever Gordon says "Oh, the indignity!" or "Express coming through!", drink.
- When a character gets into an accident, drink.
- Take another one if it's Percy.
- Take four drinks if it’s Edward or Toby.
- Whenever Thomas does something stupid, drink.
- Whenever Gordon or James behave haughtily, drink.
- Take another if it isn't Gordon or James, or if it causes an accident (if both happen, take a drink for each one).
- Whenever Thomas complains about his snowplough, drink.
- Whenever the narrator says "Then there was trouble" or "Luckily, no one was hurt", drink.
- Whenever Gordon boasts about himself, drink.
- Whenever James brags about his red paint, drink.
- Whenever Percy asks about the meaning of a word, drink.
- Whenever Duck brings up his Great Western heritage or starts talking about "two ways of doing things", drink (if both happen, treat it as a singular action).
- Whenever the narrator uses the phrase "[insert character's name here] was/felt cross/happy/sad", drink.
- Take another if it isn't any of those three words.
- When the narrator says "Then, an idea flew into [insert character's name here]'s funnel", drink.
- Everytime the characters laugh spontaneously, drink.
- When Duncan is grumpy, drink.
- When Diesel acts like a jerk, drink.
- Take another if he bumps an engine from behind.
- When Bill and Ben are Trolls, drink.
- Whenever they argue, take another drink.
- Whenever Dart says "What he means is", drink.
- When a character says "Bust my buffers!" or "Cinders and ashes!", drink.
- In the Sharon Miller seasons, whenever a character uses rhyming and/or alliteration, drink until you get alcohol poisoning.
- During The Adventure Begins, take a shot every time someone says "See the world". If it isn't Thomas, take a second.
- Take a shot every time someone says "Master of the Railway". Two if it isn't Hiro himself.
- Take a shot in the movies if an insert vocal song starts playing.
- Look through Season 17, and take a drink every time a scene happens at Ulfstead Castle. Better line up a liver transplant in advance.
- Watch Season 18, and take a drink every time a scene happens at Brendam Docks. You probably won't survive after the previous one.
- Every time Spencer acts like a Jerkass, take a sip.
- If the entire episode goes by without any mention of the Duke and Duchess, finish your drink.
- Take a sip every time the word "streamlined" is said.
- In the CGI seasons, take a drink if an engine other than Gordon pulls express coaches.
- Whenever Edward or Toby indulge in Self-Deprecation, drink.
- Whenever Cranky gets, well, cranky, drink.
- Whenever Marion unleashes her Motor Mouth, drink.
- Whenever Timothy falls for a prank, drink.
- If an engine skives off a job, drink.
- Take two drinks if it isn't Thomas.
- When Gordon and Spencer race, drink.
- When Ferdinand says "That's right!", drink. Prepare for alcohol poisoning if you're watching Misty Island Rescue or Season 15.
- When Henry is ill, drink.
- Take two if it's after his re-shape.
- Another if he's pulling The Flying Kipper and it crashes.
- Take two if it's after his re-shape.
- Take a drink whenever Annie and Claribel are both engaging in Not So Above It All behavior.
- Take two if Daisy is involved.
- Take a sip when the big engines make fun of the little engines. Take another if it's the other way around.
- Take a drink whenever Thomas and Bertie race each other.
- Take a drink when the Troublesome Trucks misbehave. Take another if they cause an accident, or if you hear their high pitched laugh, or when there are shots of their faceplates.
- Finish the drink if the accident results in them getting hurt or straight up torn apart and/or mutilated beyond repair from the crash.
- Take a shot whenever engines complain about another engine being late for their trains.
- Take a shot when the passengers complain about Sodor being a bad railway whenever a delay occurs.
- In the model seasons, take a drink whenever an engine rolls their eyes around when they're happy or got into an accident.
- In the model seasons, take two drinks if you spot studio equipment. Take four drinks if you don't need to rewind and pause.
- Whenever Donald and Douglas argue, drink.
- Whenever James says "Here's James!", drink. Prepare for alcohol poisoning if you're watching the late Brenner-era episodes.
- Whenever something bad happens to the Fat Controller/Sir Topham Hatt, drink.
- Whenever the narrator says, "The Fat Controller was just looking forward to/enjoying "X and Y", when he hears bad news.
- If you're watching any episode from Seasons 8-16, take a drink whenever you see a goods train without a brake van coupled to it.
- Take a shot whenever Gordon complains about pulling goods trains. Take another if it's James.
- Take a drink whenever the Steamies insult or make fun of the Diesels. Take two drinks if it's the other way around.
- Take a drink whenever the narrator says "His (or [character name]'s) driver and fireman jumped clear".
- Take two drinks if the narrator doesn't state what happened to the crew at all.
- In the Big World, Big Adventures seasons, take a drink for every Imagine Spot or Just Train Wrong moment.
- In the CGI seasons, take a drink every time Rosie makes a cameo.
- Take a drink every time Daisy encounters a bull.
- Take a drink whenever Daisy speaks Gratuitous French.
- Take a drink when James is the Butt-Monkey.
