Drinking game for The Smurfs:
- Any time someone says, "smurf," either alone or as part of another word, drink. You'll be smurfed by the first commercial break, and probably have smurf poisoning by the end of the episode.
- Smurf a drink any time Grouchy Smurf says he hates something.
- Chug the rest of your drink in the rare instance that he actually likes something.
- Also smurf a drink whenever Brainy Smurf does a long and boring speech.
- Two drinks if: he's bludgeoned with a mallet when you read the original comics, he's thrown away in the Animated Adaptation.