Drinking Game / The Brittas Empire

• Take a sip whenever Brittas exaggerates his speech with hand gestures or by shaking his head. You'll be blackout drunk by the end of the episode.
• Take a shot every time Julie says "I'm busy!".
• Take a shot for every "Eeeeeeeeexcellent!".
• Take a shot for every mention of "the Dream".
• Take a drink every time someone is electrocuted.
• Take two drinks if the centre is destroyed.
  • Take an extra one if it blows up.
• Take a drink every time Helen has an affair.
• Take a shot every time Colin mentions one of his disgusting medical conditions.
• Take a drink every time Tim gets hysterical.
• Take a sip every time Carole mentions leaving her children in drawers, cupboards, or something similarly confined.
• Take a drink every time Drugget tries to get Brittas fired or relocated.
• Take a shot every time Brittas tells Helen "Two minutes my darling." or tells her to buy a drink and a donut.
• Take a shot every time Brittas uses a small child getting injured in a safety analogy.
• Take a drink every time a visitor dies.
• Take a shot every time Colin enters Brittas' office, then knocks on the door.
• Take a drink every time one of Brittas' forms/badges gets an unfortunate Acquired Error at the Printer.
• Take a shot every time Helen's pill addiction is Played for Laughs.
• Take a shot every time Carole gets a better opportunity taken away from her through one circumstance or another.
• Take a drink every time Colin's plaster comes off in someone's hand.
• Take a drink every time Brittas unintentionally has Fun with Acronyms.
• Take a drink every time something explodes.
• Take a drink every time a visitor attacks Brittas.
• Take a drink every time someone tries to kill Brittas.
• Take a drink every time Brittas (or another person) tries to go into a spiel about the dream, only for something to conveniently interrupt them.
• Take a drink every time Julie has Wacky Cravings in Series 6.
• Take a drink every time an animal gets loose in the centre.
• Take a drink every time someone gets a Groin Attack.
• Take a shot every time Carole turns Mr. Brittas into "Missbriss".