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- Drink whenever Huey is ranting about whatever is currently pissing him off.
- Drink whenever Riley is committing any crimes or mischief, or talks about gangsta rap.
- Drink whenever Robert gets confused by modern culture.
- Drink whenever Caesar cracks a joke at Huey. Twice if it's a yo momma line.
- Drink whenever Jazmine gets frustrated by her biracial heritage or Huey's rudeness.
- Drink whenever Cindy says anything about black people that offends Huey or Jazmine.
- Drink whenever there's a stereotypical depiction of black people, or any other ethnic/racial group.
- Drink whenever there's a Take That! against (African-American) pop culture. Twice if it's against Black Entertainment Television.
- Drink whenever there's a Take That! against the Republican Party. Twice if it's against the Bush administration or The War on Terror.
- Drink whenever you hear anyone say the N word ("nigga", "nigger", etc). Unless you're watching "The Itis", please have an ambulance on speed dial.
- If you value your life, just outright avoid this game with any episode that features a rapper or Stinkmeaner.
- Drink whenever you hear Thugnificent's song "Booty Butt Cheeks".
- Drink whenever you hear Thugnificent's song "Stomp 'em in the Nuts", and/or whenever anybody gets hit in the nuts.
- Start a bar brawl whenever a fistfight, shootout, or Nigga Moment breaks out.
- Drink whenever any gunmen start shooting and somehow completely fail to even hit their targets once.
- Drink whenever Huey gives any advice or warnings that will be ignored anyways. Twice if he's ignored by Riley or Robert.
- Drink whenever Riley calls someone or something "gay". Good luck watching "The Story of Gangstalicious Part 2" or "The New Black".
- Drink whenever Robert beats up Riley, and/or whenever he uses his belt like a whip.
- Drink whenever Robert is seen dating a new girlfriend. And twice after the inevitable breakup gone horribly wrong.
- Drink whenever Ruckus says anything racist against black people. Twice if he makes a bigoted remark against a different group.
- Drink whenever Tom's phobia of anal prison rape is mentioned.
- Drink whenever Sarah berates Tom for being so spineless, or when she starts fawning over a famous black man.
- Drink whenever "A Pimp Named Slickback" angrily corrects anyone who shortens his title to just "Slickback".
- Drink whenever he calls or refers to a woman as a "bitch" or a "hoe". Have an ambulance on standby.
- Drink whenever Ed I or Ed II launch another evil scheme to make money.
- Rob a liquor store whenever Ed III and Rummy are on a crime spree.
- Drink whenever Ed III gets shot in the chest but survives. Or twice when Rummy is at the receiving end of this in "It's Goin' Down".