- Drink some caffeinated, alcoholic beverage every time coffee is brought up.
- Take a sip whenever Janeway's replicator glitches out, two sips if it actually works.
- Drink when the Doctor tries to name himself, says "Please state the nature of the medical emergency", says "I'm a doctor, not a [insert non-medical thing here]", boasts, makes a snide quip, tutors Seven of Nine, or prescribes rest to someone who doesn't actually need it.
- Take a drink whenever Kes uses her powers, two if they go awry.
- Take a sip when Chakotay does something spiritual or suggests they give up.
- Drink for every history reference Tom Paris makes and every time he mentions pizza.
- Take one sip every time Seven of Nine calls something "irrelevant", "efficient", or "inefficient".
- Take one sip if the Doctor sings, two sips if Seven of Nine sings, and drain your glass if someone besides them sings.
- Drink whenever Tuvok argues with Neelix, Tom, or Harry.
- Take a sip every time someone uses the word "penetrate".
- Take a drink whenever Harry Kim has a doomed crush or plays an instrument. Take two drinks whenever Tom reminds him of his other failed romances.
- Drink for every mention of the Delaney sisters, two sips if you actually get to see them.
- If Neelix calls Tuvok "Mr. Vulcan", tries to cheer someone up, shares Delta Quadrant knowledge, or experiments with food in a weird way, take a drink. Take two sips for his Green-Eyed Monster moments in early seasons.
- Take a sip for every mention of the "Fair Haven" or "Captain Proton" holonovels.
- Drink for every time Janeway brings up her principles, two sips if she argues with Chakotay over whether to follow them.
- Take one drink for every time Naomi is seen with neither Seven of Nine nor Neelix.
- If the crew contacts Earth or vice versa, take a drink.
- Take a sip whenever Q shows up, two sips if a different Q does.
- Take a sip when B'Elanna has Half-Breed Angst or calls Harry Kim, "Starfleet".
- Drink every time Seska tells a lie or flirts with Chakotay.
- Drink for every time someone complains about food, two sips if said food contains "leola root".
- Take a drink whenever the Hirogen call someone "prey".
- Drink for every moment of Les Yay involving some combination of Janeway, Seven, and the Borg Queen.
- Have an extra-large drink every time Joe Carey is seen/mentioned after season 1.
- Drink two glasses anytime Neelix dooms the crew with his "expertise", take the entire bottle when he brings up his opinions and weep in the shower. You'll need it.
Drinking Game / Star Trek: Voyager