Drinking Game / Star Trek: The Original Series

• When someone remarks that a phenomenon is "like nothing we have seen before" or "unlike anything Starfleet has encountered" or "I've never seen anything like it before," take a drink.
  • If it is in fact very similar to something already shown in Star Trek, drain your glass.
    • The above entries apply to the entire franchise.
• Every time the Enterprise is "the only ship in the sector", take a drink.
  • Every time it's the only ship in the quadrant, drain your glass.
• Every time Captain Kirk flirts with someone, take a drink.
  • If Kirk is flirting because he needs something and/or sex pollen, take two.
• Every time McCoy declares that I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder, take a drink.
  • If he still does the non-medical thing in question, take two drinks.
• Every time McCoy and Spock argue, take a drink.
• Every time McCoy is shown hanging around on the bridge for no reason instead of doing his job, take a drink.
• Every time Kirk says, "And that's an order!", take a drink.
• Every time McCoy says, "By God, Jim!", take a drink.
• Every time McCoy has an Insult Backfire on Spock, drain your glass.
  • If Spock has an Insult Backfire on McCoy, drain your glass, refill, and drain that.
• Every time Kirk's shirt gets torn, take a drink.
  • Every time Kirk goes shirtless, drain your glass.
• Every time Uhura says, "Hailing frequencies open, Captain!", take a drink.
  • Every time Uhura says something other than this, take two.
  • Every time Uhura is actually relevant to the plot, drain your glass.
• Every time a Redshirt is killed, take a drink.
  • If he's killed before the opening credits, take two drinks.
  • If he's actually a Blueshirt or a Goldshirt, take two drinks.
  • If she's a woman (Redskirt), drain your glass.
• Every time Spock claims something is illogical or fascinating, take a drink.
  • If Spock admits that logic won't resolve the current situation, drain your glass.
• Every time someone does a Title Drop, take a drink.
  • If you're watching "Spock's Brain," limit yourself to a sip of water for each time. Unless you want to see which will explode first—your liver or your bladder.
• Every time McCoy says "He's dead, Jim," take a drink.
  • If Kirk is the one being declared dead, drain your glass.
• If the Enterprise is having to deal with an Insane Admiral, "Ass" in Ambassador, or Obstructive Bureaucrat, take a drink. If there are more than one, take a sip for each one.
  • If the offender admits to being an ass, drain your glass.
• If you're watching "The Naked Time", drink every time Reilly sings "Kathleen"...ONE MORE TIME!
• Drink every time the "BOING!" sound effect is heard. (If you combine this with the aforementioned "Spock's Brain" Title Drop entry, definitely stick to a non-potent potable.)
• Choose your favorite of Kirk's attack moves (flying kick, two-fisted punch, judo chop, etc.). When he gets into a fight, drink each time he uses that attack.
• Drink if someone other than Kirk makes a log entry.
• If a speed of Warp 10 or higher is mentioned, take warp factor minus 9 shots.