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"Beer!"
Reinhardt, in one of his unlockable voice lines
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Even the world of Overwatch isn't safe from the Drinking Game! Unless stated otherwise, each of the following points is worth one shot. Now, begin the drinking. WARNING: Some of these may kill you.

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    Players 
  • Every time someone bad-mouths a player on your team.
    • Take two shots if it's accompanied with swearing, three if there's slurs.
      • Take another shot if you're the player in question.
  • Every time someone questions another person's hero choice.
    • Take another if the person is playing a Tier-Induced Scrappy.
      • Take another shot if, again, you're the player.
  • Take a sip if the hero you're playing has no reason to be on the same team with another hero, such as Tracer and Reaper teaming up or Lucio and Symmetra.
  • Every time you're playing in Quick Play, you try to suggest Hero picks (such as a healer, especially when there isn't one), only for someone else to say something along the lines of "dude, it's QP."
    NPCs 
  • Every time Hal-Fred Glitchbot in Hollywood complains about his escorts.
  • Every time the Omnic waiters in Oasis talk to you.
    Maps 
  • If you're playing a hero who comes from the map you're playing in, such as Genji if you're in Hanamura or Sombra if you're in Dorado.
  • If you're playing a hero who is out of place in the context of the map, such as being Zenyatta on the attack team in King's Row (in which the purpose of the mission is to detonate an EMP which will destroy a bunch of omnics)
  • Every time you happen to notice some obscure background noises which you can only hear if you focus on them, such as Athena giving a mission briefing in the spawn rooms of control maps, a female Russian voice talking in the factory section of Volskaya Industries, or godly music in the omnic war memorial in the same map.
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    Play of the Game 
  • The highlight intro is the standard Heroic.
  • Every time the hero shown in the Play of the Game is Bastion, Genji, Hanzo, Junkrat, D.Va, or Reaper. This may kill after sustained play.
    • With the exception of Bastion, take another drink if the player won it with their super. If it is Bastion, take another drink if he did it while in turret mode.
    • Take a drink if the hero shown is D. Va, winning using a meka self-destruct.
  • Every time Torbjörn gets a PoTG with his turrets and the turrets aren't shown. Take another shot if the Torbjörn is dead during the replay and/or if you're the Torbjörn. This also applies to Symmetra.
  • Every time the Play of the Game is someone getting the same amount of kills that you did at one point. Take an additional one, and then even more after until your anger fades away, if they got less kills than you. (Naturally these only apply if you genuinely think your own killstreak was in a short enough timeframe to fit in a PoTG.)
  • Every time you think you get the Play of the Game and do the appropriate things shortly after like taunt or spray, but the real POTG is of someone who one-upped you later in the match.
  • If the player who got the play of the game says "HOW"
  • If the person who got the play of the game taunts or sprays after killing a bunch of people. Take a second one if you can tell that's what they were about to do, but the POTG clip ended right before they could do it. Take a third if they're about to taunt but end up dying.
  • If you're shown doing something stupid or embarrasing in the clip, which added a kill to the person who got it.
  • If a player from the losing team gets the Play of the Game.
  • If you successfully predict the hero in the Play of the Game.
  • Every time you get Play of the Game and someone boos you for it. Take two if it's someone from your team.

    Speech 
  • "Justice rains from above!" (Take another if the user is Killed Mid-Sentence for all to hear. Alternatively, if they die mid-ult, take a sip for every word Pharah doesn't finish.)
  • "It's high noon." Two if it's actually noon (give or take about ten minutes) where you live. Three if it's actually solar noon.
  • "Ryuuga waka teki wo kurau!" or "Okami yo waga teki wo kurae!"
  • "I've got you in my sights!"
  • "Die! Die! DIE!"
  • "Fire in the hole!" or "Get ready for a shock!"
  • "RYUUJIN / ONI / BYAKKO NO KEN WO KURAE!!"
  • Bastion's fanfare.
  • Roadhog's guttural laugh as he unleashes Whole Hog. Two if you literally got driven up a wall by Whole Hog's knockback.
  • "NERF THIS!"
  • "¡Apagando las luces!"
  • Take another shot if you hear "Warihum quwitak!" preceding any of the above lines, then brace yourself for the inevitable and imminent multikill.
    • Take another shot if someone manages to defeat the nanoboosted hero. Take two if you do it, all by yourself.
  • If Widowmaker mentions how much she loves to kill. Or if you cannot see her, "Personne n'echappe a mon regard!"
  • If it's Reinhardt's "Beer!", drink in a toast. If it's Hanzo's "Sake!", do the same, but with, well, sake.
  • Sombra's voiceline "I need a drink."
    Clone characters (in No Limits and other modes that permit Hero-stacking) 
  • Every time a team has three or more of one hero.
    • Take two if the hero in question is Bastion, Widowmaker, or Torbjörn. If on Attack, four.
      • Take three if everyone on the team is the same hero.
      • Take four if it's the other team.
    • Take five if both sides have the same hero at once. (Discounting Weekly Brawls/All Brawls rulesets with very limited hero selection, e.g. Super Shimada Bros. and This is Illios.)
    • Take five if one side is each other's in-lore rivals (e.g. Soldier 76 to Reaper, Tracer to Widowmaker etc.)
  • Down the bottle if they are all playing Bastion or Torbjörn and camping your spawn.
    Team composition 
  • Every time you're in a team without a tank/healer and no one is willing to switch.
  • In the assembly screen (where everyone chooses a hero) take a drink when someone selects a hero and then de-selects it over and over.
  • Every time you try to be the second healer on the team, only for the first healer to switch off. Take two if you picked Zenyatta or Ana.
  • Take another if the last remaining teammate who has not picked a Hero yet spends several seconds deciding... and ends up picking a Hero that doesn't fill the missing role. Take three if said last player chose Hanzo or Widowmaker and there's a warning saying "too many snipers". Note that Ana can also trigger this warning.
  • Take another if the role missing is a support, and someone picks Symmetra. Now that there's the patch which uses "No Healer" instead of "No Support Heroes", take two in this case.
  • Take a drink if you're playing as the sole tank and someone else starts spamming the "We need a healer!" line.
    • If you're a tank and you use the "We need a healer!" line and someone suggests you be the healer despite the lack of a tank that would create, take yet another shot.
  • Take a drink if there's only one player who hasn't picked yet and the team has neither a healer nor a tank. Take two if you're the undecided player, you're going to need it. Down the bottle if the player doesn't pick a tank or healer.
  • If the game, in the midst of players trying (or not) to repair awful team composition, decides to have Lucio chime in with "Look at this team, we're going to do great!"
  • Every time the sole healer switches to a non-healer. A second one if it's Hanzo.
  • Take a drink if your team composition starts out really good, but then everyone switches to worse heroes, creating a team with no healers or tanks, and at least two snipers that aren't Ana.
  • For every non-Ana sniper or Torbjörn on your team if you're playing on Attack.
  • In Mystery Brawl, take a drink for every class that has zero heroes on your team representing it. Take another drink every time someone respawns without resolving this.
    • Down the bottle if you ended up winning the game anyway.
    Damage Heroes 
  • As Bastion:
    • As Bastion, take sips for every enemy that runs head-long into your gatling fire and gets mowed down for it. Take another if Genji deflects your fire and still dies to you.
    • Take a drink every time you're playing as Bastion and a player on the opposite team complains or tells you that you have no skill.
  • As Genji:
    • Drink if you distract the enemy team by camping outside their spawn and picking at them relentlessly. Two if they ignore you and proceed to kick your team's ass since you didn't help them.
    • Also, drink in celebration if you successfully manage to deflect the shots of someone's ultimate. Two if it's Hanzo's Dragonstrike. Three if said dragonstrike proceeds to devestate the enemy team.
  • As Hanzo:
    • Drink sake if you're playing him and he's not your main, to make yourself more useless than you're already going to be.
    • Take a drink whenever you activate Storm Arrow and all six shots miss.
    • As Hanzo, drink for every enemy you kill unintentionally by using Sonic Arrow.
    • Take a drink for every enemy you catch unawares and kill thanks to your Sonic Arrow.
  • As Junkrat:
    • After the Orisa patch, take one shot for every enemy you blow up with Rip-Tire as you detonate it point-blank.
    • Drink for every enemy you kill using your passive.
    • Drink for every enemy you trap and blow up while you were in a completely unrelated location. Two if you did this while walking from the spawn room.
      • Finish your drink if you detonate your faraway concussion mine on a whim and it manages to kill someone.
  • As Mccree:
    • Drink if you use High Noon and see 5 targets in your range... only for most of them to move out of range before they can be one-shotted. Take two if it was obvious they weren't even aware of your ultimate and just got extremely lucky.
    • Take a drink if you flashbang an enemy... but can't follow up because you're out of bullets and your combat roll is on cooldown.
    • Drink if you miss all six of your shots trying to kill an enemy. This will probably be happening more and more as you drink.
  • As Mei:
    • Drink because you have the audacity to play as her, you vile being.
    • Drink for every ice wall that ends up being as much of a disadvantage to your team as it is to the enemy team. Take another if you see Genji or Hanzo immediately climbing over it.
    • Drink for every 30 seconds you spend contending the payload by running around it and cryo-freezing and ice walling every few seconds or so. Take another if this actually worked.
    • Drink for every ult you render null by putting an ice wall between them and your allies.
    • Drink everytime you see Mccree high nooning, and proceed to put a wall in front of him... only for it to being deployed right under his feet, giving him a higher vantage point. Take two if he team-wiped your allies because you did this.
    • Drink for every Genji you successfully freeze and one-shot to the head.
    • Take a drink everytime you travel across the map by cryo-freezing on top of the cars in Oasis. Two if you tried to do so but die anyway.
    • Take a drink everytime you kill a sniper by using your Ice wall just to reach a high ledge where they are.
    • For every enemy you manage to kill using your icicles alone, take an ice-cold drink.
  • As Pharah:
    • Drink for everytime you die while using your ult.
    • Also, drink for everytime you initiate your ult while on the ground, which makes her ultimate's quote very out-of-place.
  • As Reaper:
    • Drink every time you initiate your ult while jumping off a high place. Two if you still died doing this.
    • Drink everytime someone sees your telegraphed teleportation destination, and acts accordingly by killing you instantly.
    • Drink 2 shots if they do see you, but try to scatter instead of shooting you.
    • Down the entire bottle if you manage to kill them all.
  • As Soldier: 76:
    • Take a drink if you have a silver medal in healing. Finish said drink if it's gold.
    • Drink long and hard if you're playing him and you're the only psuedo-healer on your team.
  • As Sombra:
    • Take a drink if someone on the team jeers at you just for picking her, even though you can play her efficiently. Two if she's your main. Three if she's your main and you have her golden gun.
    • If you hack an enemy in the middle of a teamfight, take a drink. Take two if you get damaged in the process, and respond by trying to hack them again.
    • If you hack some healthpacks but nobody bothers to use them that much. Now that hacked healthpacks are visible through walls, take two in this case.
    • Additionally, take a drink if you activate your EMP and nobody bothers to take advantage of it.
    • Take a drink under the unfortunate situation of you putting a translocator somewhere secret as a safe place to heal, only for the teamfight to end up near that spot. Two if it was a teamfight that you were engaging in.
    • Take a drink everytime someone waited by your translocator so that they could finish you off when you got there. Two if you saw them there with that clearly being the intention, and purposefully didn't use it so you could waste their time.
    • Take a drink everytime someone kills you unintentionally while invisible.
    • Take a drink everytime you successfully escape a fight by becoming invisible. Two if they knew exactly where you were and shot you dead instantly.
    • Take a drink everytime your translocator's time limit runs out right before you can kill an enemy within their team. Two if you still manage to escape before their allies kill you.
      • Conversely, take a drink if the enemy/ies kill you before you can translocate. Two if the enemy who killed you was the low-health enemy you were targeting in the first place.
    • Take a drink everytime one of your voice lines for de-cloaking ruins your assasination attempt because the enemy heard you and responded accordingly.
    • Take a drink for every enemy under 50% of their health making a mad-dash for the nearest healthpack, only to die to you before they got there. Take another if you hacked the health pack they were going to as well.
    • Take a drink for every enemy you kill by spam-healing using your hacked healthpack while shooting cloe-ranged enemies gunning for you.
  • As Symmetra:
    • Take a drink if your turrets are so annoying to your enemies that one of them switches to Winston just to counter you. Take two if Winston still dies a few times to your turrets.
    • Take a drink every time you get a satisfying kill from every unfortunate enemy who steps into your car wash — that is, room full of turrets lined up on the other side of the wall.
    • Take a drink every time your teleporter gets destroyed before it can teleport anyone.
    • Take a drink if you ended up using half of the teleporter's uses just because you ended up dying so much.
    • Take a drink if you get the POTG from just mowing down enemies with your lock-on beam. Two if someone mocks your "aim" in the chat.
  • As Tracer:
    • Take a drink if you use Tracer's ult and blow yourself up with it.
    • Take a drink if you Recall another Tracer's bomb stuck on you.
    • Take a drink every time you get one-shotted after blinking or recalling because the enemy successfully predicted where you would be.
  • As Torbjörn:
    • Take a drink every time you use Molten Core just to save yourself, or the lava field you sprayed had gaps the enemy could easily walk through to bypass it.
    • And take a drink every time you hammer a turret that's clearly about to be destroyed. Two if you actually manage to save the turret by doing this.
    • Drink for every turret you deploy on a moving platform in Volskaya Industries as Torbjörn.
    • Drink for every time you are on attack as Torbjörn on a payload map, and place a turret ON the payload. Have another if your team wins after you do this, and finish the drink if the turret avoided destruction.
  • As Widowmaker:
    • Take a small drink for every enemy in your crosshairs that moves wildly out of range a moment later, without said enemy using a mobility move.
    • And take a small drink everytime you waste your grapple, either by the grapple grappling onto an object that you didn't want it to hook onto at all, or one that was just slightly off of where you wanted to go.
    • As Widowmaker, sip some wine everytime you out-snipe the enemy Widowmaker.
    • As Widowmaker, jump and take a drink for every airborn headshot you get. Take two if you get sniped while trying to do this.
    • As Widowmaker, take a drink if you activate your ult and see one of your enemies saying hello or taunting you from behind a wall.
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    Tank Heroes 
  • As D.va:
    • Take a drink if your MEKA is destroyed within seconds of calling it.
    • Take two if you're killed while calling it.
    • Conversely, take one if you managed to kill an opposing player with your MEKA's drop sequence. note 
    • As D.va, take a drink everytime you launch your about-to-explode mech into the air in the hopes of it blowing up the team on the other side of the map, only for it to explode before it can reach them.
  • As Orisa:
    • Take a drink for everytime you use fortify... AFTER being hit with a knockback attack.
    • Take a drink everytime you try to use Halt! to bring enemies into a bottomless pit, only for them to be moved slightly next to it instead of in it.
  • As Reinhardt:
    • While playing as Reinhardt, when your shield's up, take a shot every time an ally ignores or runs through your shield and dies.
    • Every time you are playing as Reinhardt and you get killed after you charge. Take two if you get killed during your charge or if you whiffed it (i.e. didn't pin anyone).
    • If, as Reinhardt, you charge into a bottomless pit and take an enemy with you in the process. If they were using an Ultimate, finish your drink.
  • As Roadhog:
    • If, as Roadhog, you hook D.Va's mech as it's doing its self-destruct sequence or Junkrat's RIP-Tire and get killed with it, plus an extra shot for every teammate you get killed as a result. Finish your drink if this causes a PotG for the player who used the ult.
    • As Roadhog, take a drink for every hook you miss.
      • Additionally, take a drink for every time you do hook someone, but they got behind a wall or other surface so the hook couldn't follow through.
      • Conversely, take a drink every time you hook an enemy you didn't intend to hook.
      • By extension, take a drink for every non-tank hero you hook in and follow through with (shot + melee attack), but still fail to kill.
      • Take another if Tracer recalling, Mei cryo-freezing, or Sombra's translocator was the reason why that happened.
  • As Wrecking Ball/Hammond:
    • Take a drink if some prick is keeping the enemy team off the capture point by grappling to a pillar nearby and just swinging around it. Finish the drink if that prick is you, and you've defaulted to that in desperation.
    • Take a drink if you managed to knock someone into a minefield you laid beforehand, and get a kill that way.
  • As Zarya:
    • Take a drink if you die as Zarya yet had a barrier ready.
    • Take two if you activate the barrier, but die due to a clutch, last-millisecond kill or a barrier-piercing attack.
    • Finish your drink if you've heard/seen the barrier activate, but you died anyway because of lag.
    • If you deploy Zarya's ult and get at at least half of the enemy team sucked in...but no one finishes them off for you.
    • Take a drink if you successfully suck in almost all the enemies from the enemy team, and the POTG is of their enemy Zenyatta ulting while everyone's sucked in.
    Support Heroes 
  • Drink if you're in solo queue and you're pretty much forced to play one of these since nobody else wants to, because This Is Gonna Suck.
  • Every time someone uses their "I need healing!" line. An extra one if they've lost less than a quarter of their health. Also an extra one if any and all healers are currently dead.
  • If you're a healer and someone spams the "need healing" line, finish your drink and go on a drunken rant.
  • If you're a healer, every time you try to say "Come to me for healing!" to someone and you end up saying "I need healing!" instead.
  • Every time an opposing player expends their ultimate just to kill you, and only you. Take two if you're Mercy (because your self defense options are the most limited out of all the supports), or if you're Lucio or Zenyatta and prematurely used your own ult just to save yourself.
  • Take a drink every time you see a faraway teammate at critical health who just happens to die right before you're in the range where you can heal them. Take two if they were spamming the "I need healing" line during this. Take three if you know they were right next to multiple health packs when this happened.
  • Take a drink for every teammate at critical health, all by themselves, still trying to kill whatever pesky enemy/ies they're facing.
  • Take a drink for every teammate that dies so fast you can't even think about healing them before it's too late.
  • Even worse, take a drink for every teammate you're actively healing that gets one-shotted. Take an additional drink if you were healing said teammate with your ultimate ability.
  • For healers, take a drink every time your team leaves you unprotected, making you die near instantly, and then spams the "I need healing" line while you're dead.
  • As Ana:
    • Take a quick victory drink if you manage to sleep an enemy who was using their ultimate. Two if it was Pharah.
    • Take a drink if using your scope to heal a faraway ally causes another ally outside of your sight to die.
    • Drink for every ally you nanoboosted on accident because you were trying to nanoboost someone else. Take two if the person you were going to nanoboost was an ulting Genji. Take three if the hero you nanoboosted was Lucio in any of these circumstances.
  • As Brigitte:
    • Take a drink every time you lose a one-on-one confrontation with another Brigitte because they used Shield Bash before you did.
    • Take a drink for every time you try to throw an armor pack to a squishy teammate in dire need of it, only to give it to a full-healthed tank accidentally because they ran between you and the intended recipient.
  • As Lucio:
    • Take a drink if you're Lucio and activate your ultimate just when your teammates get out of range, become obstructed by level geometry, or blocked by shields.
    • Take a drink if you try to drop the beat, but die before you can actually drop it. Take two if you tried to drop said beat from the balcony in Lijiang Control Center for a Dynamic Entrance. Take three if you died because you fell into a bottomless pit while trying to drop it.
    • Take a drink for every friendly (including yourself) that die within seconds regardless of you dropping the beat.
  • As Mercy:
    • Drink a sigh of relief and thank your teammate if they save you from falling into a bottomless pit by allowing you to glide to them.
    • Or drink in anger when a teammate does show up, but wasn't paying attention to you and moves out of range before you can escape.
    • Take a swig if you're heading out from the spawnroom and a teammate specifically positions themselves so that you can glide to them, cutting the distance. Take two if they didn't even know you were there and just charged right back into the fight and died since they couldn't get healed.
    • By extension, take a longer drink if you set out to revive your teammate, only to die before you can reach them. Take two if you rezzed anyway and managed to revive the person. Take a third one if they somehow manage to kill the person anyway.
    • Take a drink every time you solo kill an enemy using your pistol and melee attack alone.
    • Take a drink and smirk if your rez is featured in someone's POTG, either from an ally who was rez'd in the middle of their manslaughter, or from an enemy who wiped out your team, only for your resurrection to be seen in the last second or so.
    • "Mercy, rez" when you've just rezzed someone, or the entire enemy team is standing around their corpse.
  • As Zenyatta:
    • Take a drink if you use your Orb of Harmony on a teammate facing a lone enemy, but they still take enough damage to die anyway.
    • Take a drink for every teammate that dies because they walked out of your Transcendence heal field.
    • Take a drink for every enemy sniper you successfully duel and kill.
    • Take a celebratory drink if your damage output is greater than your healing output at the end of the game, despite the fact that you were not consciously attempting to do so.
  • As Moira:
    • Take a drink for every offscreen kill your Biotic Orb gets.
    • Take a drink if your biotic meter runs out and a teammate dies because of it.
    Featured Players 
  • Take one if more players from the losing team are featured at the end of the match than from the winning team.
  • Take another if only players on the losing team of featured.
  • Take a third if it's just one sole player from the losing team featured, and no one else.
  • If you had a uneventful game and get featured anyway, take a drink for every commend you receive.
  • Take a drink if only one player from either team is featured and they get the most points.
  • Take a drink if two players from opposing teams receive an "Epic" commendation (5-9 votes).
    Custom Games 
  • Take a drink whenever you see one of these titles in the Game Browser:
    • 500% NO COOLDOWNS NO AMMO
    • ATTACK ON TITAN
    • 500% BALANCED
    • RUN FROM REIN AS LUCIO
    • HIDE AND SEEK
    • MERCY PAINTBALL 1 KILL 1 REZ
    • ANA PAINTBALL
    • WIDOW HS ELIMS (NO SMG)
    • ATTACK ON TITAN
    • AIM TRAINING NO ULTS
    • OVERGAYS
    • NO KILL JUST CHILL
    • ATTACK ON TITAN (BALANCED)
    • BOSS BATTLE
    • 500% CANCER
    • ROADHOG BEATDOWN
    • RUN FROM REIN AS LUCIO
    • BOOP BATTLES
    • ATTACK ON TITAN
    • DADDY REIN CHASES LITTLE TORBLETS
    • CS:GOVERWATCH
    • IT'S HIGH NOON
    • IF I DONT LIKE YOUR SKIN, YOU DIE.
    • XXX 18+ ONLY RP
    • IF I SEE YOU MOVE, YOU DIE.
    • (name of a player)'S GAME
    • NUMBANI D.VA GLITCH
    • WIDOW HS BAD WIDOWS ONLY GOOD = KICK
    • ATTACK ON TITAN
    • Any title with "(PLZ JOIN)" after it.
    • Any title that has impeccably poor grammar/spelling quality.
    • Any title that's in a non-English language.
  • Take an additional sip if any of these games have only one player in it.
  • IF you actually end up playing these, take another shot:
  • If you thought it was a full game, only for it to be full of bots.
  • If the game itself is widely different than what the title indicates.
  • If the game's only gimmick is that everyone's restricted to using one hero.
  • If, while playing, you become the owner of the game because the original owner left.
  • If, when you join, the game is in the lobby and people are begging the owner to start the game.
  • If the owner of the game updates the game's settings and then restarts it right in the middle of a match.
  • If it's a 6v1 because the other team doesn't have anyone else yet.
  • If you randomly get swapped to a different team in the middle of a match to keep things balanced.
  • If you are playing one of the 500% games and you get kicked for inactivity due to Ana stunlocking you with Sleep Darts.
  • If you're playing a 500% game and you die multiple times to Mccree similarly stunlocking you with his flashbang.
  • Or if you die multiple times to Hanzo's scatter arrow, complete with a routine Ryuujin no ken wo kurae every time.
  • Or by Soldier: 76's Tactical Visor.
  • If you're playing a 500% game and you die due to D.va dashing all over the place in an attempt to run people over.
  • Or by Widowmaker's venom mine, which in 500% games can actually kill you near-instantly.
  • If you're playing a 500% game and run out of the spawn only to die instantly by Junkrat's steel trap.
  • If you're playing a 500% game and get killed by a player from outside the map due to them exploiting a glitch.
  • Another if you get outside the map due to a Symmetra placing a teleporter out there.
  • And down all of it if you're the person glitching, you ungrateful cheater.
  • If you're playing a 500% game and a single Zarya is contesting the point by spamming her barrier to prevent her from being damaged.
  • Same thing if it's Reaper spamming wraith mode.
  • Or Ana spam-healing herself with biotic grenade.
  • Or Mei using a combination of ice wall and cyro-freeze.
  • If you play one round in a full game and then everyone leaves before the next one starts.
  • Take a third if it was because the game was outrageously unbalanced.
    Regular Gameplay 
  • Take a drink for every ally that trickles, as in, charges into the fight, without backup or frankly any ally close to them, and expects to just mow them down alone, only to die while the rest of their team continues at a loss of said member, with said member respawning and continuing the cycle.
  • Every time your death alone allows your enemies to curb stomp your team and you're not even a tank or healer.
  • Every time you get stuck with a Pulse Bomb. Two, if the bomb stuck on you manages to kill another teammate along with you.
  • Every time a Bastion kills you.
  • You realise that you've gone the wrong way on the map. Take another if you fall into This Is Spın̈al Tap levels of despair trying to get back on track.
  • Take another shot if this happened to you because of Symmetra's teleporter facing the opposite direction of where you needed to go and you got disoriented because you used it.
  • Every time lag hits you at a critical moment, and you die because of it.
    • Take two if lag hits you when you unleash your ult, causing you to waste it.
  • Every time you understand a foreign-language line.
  • Every time a character complains about standing/waiting around during setup.
  • Every time you see an arcade cabinet.
    • Take another if a player destroys it.
    • Chug if you're on Attack in Hanamura and the entire arcade in the first spawn area gets trashed.
  • Every time a Reinhardt who's shielding you uses Charge and gets you killed as a result.
  • After the uprising patch, take one for everytime you head out of spawn, see a Lucio in front of you, and try to get to his speed-boost's range to get to the fight quicker... but can't since he doesn't notice you and you can't catch up. An additional one if he Amped it up and got away from you quicker.
  • Every time you get one-shotted by Widowmaker.
  • Every time a friendly Mei's ice wall blocks your attack. If you happen to be playing near or next to the player who threw it up, throw the shot glass at them.
    • Two more if you were using your ultimate when this happened.
  • When the attacking team on a payload map gets past the final checkpoint, but then loses before reaching the goal. Take another if the payload is within 5 or less meters from the goal as displayed on the objective gauge.
    • Take two if you were on the attacking team.
  • Every time a Hero says something that's anti-Omnic.
  • Every time you fall into a pit and it wasn't because of enemy knockback.
  • For every Bastion or Torbjörn on an Attack team that you're on.
  • For every minute that you're in queue.
  • For every squeaker on your team. Two if another player comments on said players' voice in either voice chat or team text chat.
  • Every time someone complains about not getting a particular achievement. Take two if they were on the winning team.
  • Every time a Capture the Flag match ends in a draw.
  • Every time you get killed by the cars on Oasis. Take two if you managed to get pushed into them. Take three if an enemy Mei evades your assault by using Cyro-freeze on a car, sending her halfway across the map.
  • Every time you gain "on fire" status. Toast if you get the MVP card at the end of the match.
    Duel 
  • In Mystery Duel, take a shot if the randomly-chosen Hero is one of your three least-used Heroes. Take a second shot if you have no time on that Hero. Take an additional shot if you win with that Hero anyway.
  • Take a shot every time you win because your opponent killed themselves. Take two if it's obvious they threw the round.
  • In Limited Duel, take a shot every time it's Roadhog vs. Roadhog fight.
  • Take a shot every time the opponent scores a Perfect on you.
  • If you lose, take as many shots as the difference between the final score. Finish your drink if you got shut out 0-5.
    Elimination 
  • Take a shot every time you're the last player standing on your team. Take a second shot if the entire enemy team is still intact.
  • Take a shot every time a round trickles down to a Lucio vs. Lucio fight.
  • Take a shot every time there's Roadhogs on both teams.
  • Take a shot every time someone picks Hanzo and only Hanzo every round.
    Events 
  • Every time you find yourself mouthing along to a line from one of the missions, because you've played through it so many times.
  • Every time a character says "payload" in the Uprising mission.
    • Take an extra drink if the payload is not actually taking any damage.
    Loot boxes 
  • Every time you open a Loot Box and you only get the basic gray-gray-blue-gray drops. Take an additional one for every duplicate.
  • Every time you get a regular legendary skin during an event.
  • For every Legendary drop you get from a Loot Box.
  • Finish another one if said Legendary drop happens to be one that you already have, or cash.
  • Every time you purchase a legendary, only to get that same legendary one/two Loot Boxes later.
  • Every time you unbox a voice line.
  • Every time you unbox a spray. Two if it's not for any specific character.

    Competitive 
WARNING: Competitive Mode is already infamous enough for being rage-inducing as it is. Playing Competitive Mode while drunk may worsen the problem and ultimately kill you.
  • Halve all drink amounts from the "Players" folder, because those things are going to happen more often.
  • Every time you queue up for Competitive mode by yourself, because This Is Gonna Suck.
  • Take an extra one if you're the only non-grouped member of a Competitive team.
  • An extra extra one if you're teamed up with a group of 5. Finish your drink if they never use team chat and therefore it's likely all of your teammates ignored you.
  • Every time your Competitive rating decreases.
  • Take an extra if it's a record low for you. Down the bottle to relieve your sorrows if you fell below your tier's lower rating limit.
  • Take a celebratory shot every time you achieve a season high. Down the bottle in joy if you set a new career high or get promoted into a higher tier.
  • If you get disconnected in the middle of a Competitive match and can't reconnect.
    • If you quit on purpose, drink to the point of blackout, you horrible bastard.
    • If you get banned from the current Competitive season for excess quitting, hit yourself with the glass.
  • If anyone else on your team in a Competitive match disconnects and your team wins anyway.
  • If you lose a Competitive match badly and no one in your team bothered to communicate.
  • If you get some friends together for Competitive only for the group to not be eligible for Competitive due to a player not being level 25 or higher or being within acceptable SR difference compared to other players in the group.
  • If you lose a Competitive Match and were less than 30 SR from a promotion.
  • If you won all of your Competitive Placement Matches, but ended up in Bronze.
    • Or if you lost all of your Placement Matches and you ended up in Diamond or above.
  • On Assault, Escort, and Assault/Escort maps, if you get shut out on the first roundnote .
  • Every time a Competitive match ends in a draw. Two if this prevented a loss after the aforementioned shutout.
    Bonus Shots 
  • Anytime you die less than 5 seconds of leaving the spawn room.
  • If one player is using their sitting emote when a character specifically complains about "standing around" during setup. Take another shot for every other player sitting down when said complaining happens.
  • If you join a game right as it ends. Take a third if it was an instant defeat.
  • If you get put into a game waiting for players, only to get kicked out because there weren't enough players.
  • If you destroy Junkrat's RIP-Tire before it reaches you OR your RIP-tire is destroyed before you can detonate it.
  • If one Roadhog chains another Roadhog to keep him from chaining someone else.
  • If a non-tank survives Reinhardt's Charge ability.
  • If someone gets Play of the Game because they killed an enemy, only for him to be revived by Mercy then get killed again.
  • If an enemy Zarya's ult saves you from falling into a pit.
  • If an enemy Zarya's ult saves you from falling into the pit, but you're still over a bottomless pit and fall in when it's over.
  • If you are in a Competitive match and someone on your team leaves.
    • If you're the only member left, bottoms up.
  • If you're playing as a Support Hero or otherwise non-DPS Hero and Ana gives you her Nano Boost.
  • For every 10 minutes that you're in queue, on top of the shot for every minute.
  • If you use Hanzo's, Mccree's, Reaper's, Soldier: 76's, Roadhog's, Mei's, Tracer's or Zarya's Ultimate but D.Va's Defense Matrix eats all of it.
    • If Genji deflects it, drink to ease the pain.
  • If it looks like you or another player got PotG at first, but it's actually a Sombra with the "Hacking" intro. If it's another player, take a second shot if they complain about it in match chat.
  • Take a third shot if that player was playing Sombra and has that exact same highlight intro.
  • If Sombra hacks you while your ultimate is ready.
  • Everytime you activate your ultimate and the only thing you eliminate is Junkrat's concussion mine or steel trap, Widowmaker's venom mine, or some of Symmetra's turrets.
  • If your team engages a Reinhardt who charged into the fight with no backup, yet he still survives.
  • If you got killed by an enemy with less than 10 HP left, after wearing them down alone, with no backups from either side.
    • Take another and pat yourself on the back if it was you who survived with less than 10 HP left.
    • And then feel sad again when you die before you can recover from it.
  • If you're Widowmaker and have your scopes on Genji, only for him to deflect right as you shoot him and end up dying to it.
    • Another if you're the Genji that managed to do so. Nice reflexes! Although you won't have them much longer after doing this.
  • If you were just about to kill an uncoordinated, out-of-position squishy enemy, only for the other five members of their team to show up all at once and kill you.
  • If you were just about to kill an uncoordinated, out-of-position enemy, only for them to get healed. Another if it was from a faraway Ana. Another if she nanoboosts them and your ass proceeds to get kicked.
  • If you were just about to kill an uncoordinated, out-of-position enemy, only for them to simply walk over to a health pack, gain some health, and then kill you.
  • If you were just about to kill an enemy in a 1v1, and then you get sniped. Take another if it was the enemy you were facing who sniped you.
  • If you were just about to kill an enemy Tracer, and then she recalled.
  • If you were just about to kill an enemy Mercy, and then she guardian angeled her way to safety.
  • If you were just about to kill an enemy Sombra, and then she teleported away. Another if she got away by becoming invisible.
    • Down the bottle if she came back to finish you off before you could recover.
  • If you were just about to kill an enemy Roadhog, and then he self-healed. Another if he dies anyway. Yet another if he self-healed, hooked you and killed you, and survived.
  • If you're just about to enter the fight, and get sniped. Another if Widow or Hanzo taunts you in the kill cam.
  • If you're just about to enter the fight, and get hooked by Roadhog to an out-of-the-way place, where he proceeds to kill you instantly.
  • If you're just about to enter the fight, and an enemy's ult kills you instantly.
  • If you enter a room and unsuspectingly get killed by 6 of Symmetra's turrets lined up on the other side of the door.
  • If you enter a room and unsuspectingly activate Junkrat's steel trap, and then blow up from his concussion mine right next to it.
    • Down the bottle if this happened to you right after you left the spawn room.
  • If you get killed by any hero using a melee attack that isn't Genji or Roadhog.
  • If you get killed by Mercy using her pistol. note 
  • If you get killed by Bastion in recon mode.
  • If you get killed by Widowmaker using her SMG alone.
  • If you get killed by one of your teammates unloading their magazines on a Genji using Deflect.
  • If you get killed by D.va dashing into you.
  • If you get killed by Torbjörn using his hammer. Take three if he used Molten Core before doing this.
  • If Widowmaker's venom mine is the thing that kills you.
  • If Torbjörn's level 1 turret is the thing that kills you.
  • If Mccree's flashbang alone is the thing that kills you.
  • If Junkrat's steel trap alone is the thing that kills you.
  • If Roadhog's hook alone is the thing that kills you.
  • If Junkrat's total mayhem passive is the thing that kills you.
  • If you get killed by Mei freezing you alone.
  • If you get killed by Zarya's graviton surge alone.
  • If you get killed by Reinhardt's earthshatter alone.
  • If you fall into a pit due to Lucio's boop, Junkrat's concussion mine, Orisa's Halt! or Pharah's concussion blast.
  • If you get killed by Roadhog hooking you into a pit. Three if Roadhog suicide hooked you as he was falling to his death. Four if you were in the middle of your ult in both of these circumstances.
  • If you get killed by somebody who clearly wasn't even aiming at you. Take a second if it was Hanzo using his scatter arrow. Down the bottle if it was Junkrat blindly lobbing bombs over a wall.
  • If you're Orisa, saw Lucio, was near the pit, and had fortify ready, but still got booped into it.
  • If your team's Lucio is just freely wall-riding around the map without a care in the world.
  • Take one shot for each of the "gg ez"-replacing messages that get used at the end of a round, if on PC.
  • Take a shot every time someone uses the "Thanks!" voice line after your team loses, if on console.
    Finish Your Drink... 
  • Anytime you die less than 5 seconds of leaving the spawn room, right when the game starts.
  • If everyone is using their sitting emote during setup and a character complains about "standing around".
  • If the Play of the Game is one of the following:
    • Zenyatta using Transcendence.
    • Winston without using Primal Rage.
    • Mercy without using her ultimate or Lucio without scoring an environmental kill using his secondary fire.
    • Bastion, without simply blasting everything in turret/tank mode.
    • Genji, if it's done mainly by reflecting enemy attacks.
    • Ana, and pat yourself on the back for doing it. Or if it isn't you, compliment the player in match chat. Message them if on console.
    • Killing at least 4 enemies only for Mercy to resurrect them all within the PotG clip.
    • Sombra with her "Hacking" intro..."hacking" another Sombra who also has the same intro equipped. Finish another half a drink if both Sombras have the same skin equipped. Quit while you're ahead if they both have the default heroic skin.
  • If a friendly Mei putting up an Ice Wall causes your team to lose because everyone else couldn't get to the objective or payload.
  • If you encounter a blatant aimbot or 'nuker'.
    • Toast if they leave in mid-match and don't come back.
  • If, during a Control/King of the Hill game, your team manages to win the 3rd (5th round in Competitive) round in overtime at 99-99 for both teams in a toast.
  • If you're Orisa, saw Lucio, was near the pit, and had fortify ready, got booped into it, and used Halt! which causes him to fall in too.
  • If you are Junkrat and you toss a Concussion Mine, it gets deflected by Genji, and you kill one of your teammates with it.
  • If your team suffers a TEAM KILL!
  • Drink in a toast if you scored a Team Kill.
  • If you get idle-kicked in the Practice Range.
  • If you get one of the basketballs in the spawn ships on Lijiang Tower, Ilios, and Nepal into the hoop. Without using Symmetra's Photon Projector.
  • If you win a match because the entire enemy team quit.
  • If a Featured Player gets voted Legendary (10 out of 12 votes). If the player is you, drink in a toast. Down the entire bottle if a card gets 12 votes.
  • For every half an hour you spend in queue, on top of the other queueing shots.
  • If you get killed by a sentry attached to an enemy Symmetra's basketball in a control map. Then slam dunk the empty glass into a hoop.
  • If you get killed not by an enemy Winston landing on you, but by his jump pack alone, since Winston's jump pack happens to do 1 damage to anyone directly behind him when activated and under extremely rare and unlucky circumstances you could end up dying due to it.
  • If you lose by way of Curb-Stomp Battle and one of your opponents says "ez" or some variant of it.
    • Finish a drink and a half if they say "ez" yet it's pretty clear they had to struggle to win.

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