Drinking Game / Miranda

• Sip every time:
  • Tilly says "Bear with".
  • Penny says "Such fun!".
    • Two sips if someone other that Penny says it.
  • Miranda or Stevie adds "are we?" to the end of a sentence.
  • Tilly or one of Miranda's other posh friends says a Perfectly Cromulent Word (eg: "Tremendulant")
  • Penny or Miranda mouths a profanity.
    • Drink if Penny mouths the wrong word.

• Drink every time:
  • Miranda falls over.
  • Miranda tells an obvious lie.
    • Drink again if someone actually believes her.
  • Miranda spontaneously starts singing.
    • Drink again if Penny joins in.
  • Miranda farts.
  • Someone insults Miranda.
  • Penny says 'what I call'.
    • Drink again if Miranda gets annoyed about it.
  • Stevie sings "What have you done today to make you feel proud?"
  • Someone makes fun of Stevie's height.
  • Penny talks about her sex life.
  • Miranda decides something is 'a good word' (eg: 'Spasm')
    • Sip every time she repeats said word.
  • Miranda does an Aside Glance.
  • Someone does the 'posh mumble'.
  • Miranda makes an innuendo.

• Take a shot every time:
  • Miranda and Stevie go on an emergency walk.
  • Miranda invents a 'game' (eg 'Biscuit Blizzard')
  • Miranda gets sacked from a job.
  • Miranda sweeps out.
    • Finish your drink if she doesn't fall over or knock something over.
  • Penny tries to set Miranda up with someone.
  • Miranda's Fruit Friends appear.
  • Miranda gives a Suspiciously Specific Denial.
  • Miranda has lunch with 'the girls'.
  • Penny bases a laugh off a pop song.