- Take a drink for every "And so it was..."
- Take a drink for every German word.
- Drain the bottle when the German grammar is incorrect.
- Take a sip for every word that's Unnecessarily Capitalized, italicized, bold or has unnecessary 'quotation marks'.
- Take a drink whenever the villains refer to Maya and Joey as "creepers".
- Take a drink for every Ice-Cream Koan.
- Take a drink whenever something's plagiarized from another book.
- Two drinks if it's from The Bible.
- Takes a drink for every sentence that are grammatically incorrect or contain tyops.
- Also, in case of awkward sentences that aren't grammatically incorrect, take a drink.
- Take a drink for every instance of As You Know.
- Take a drink every time the laws of science are ignored.
- Take a drink every time Maya or Joey acts like a sociopath.
- Two drinks if they get away with it, and three drinks if they're praised for it.
- Take a drink for every redundant phrase or phrase that unnecessarily repeats what was just said.
Drinking Game / Maradonia Saga