- Take a drink every time Jupiter starts to fall to her doom, but gets rescued when Caine swoops in.
- Take a drink every time Petting Zoo People appear in the alien worlds.
- Take a drink every time Jupiter gets kidnapped.
- Take a drink every time Jupiter changes into a new outfit. Take two if she does it while conscious.
- Take a drink every time Balem has an outburst.
- Take a drink for every time pointless or unnecessarily lengthened exposition takes place. WARNING: DO NOT USE ALCOHOL!
- Take a sip every time "Your majesty" is spoken.
Drinking Game / Jupiter Ascending