- For any instance of Getting Crap Past the Radar, take a drink.
- For any act of Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male, take a drink.
- Two if Sam is the perpetrator.
- Another if the victim is either Freddie or Gibby (Warning: May cause severe liver failure before you're halfway through Season 1).
- Whenever Lewbert screams, take a drink.
- Whenever Carly and Sam comment about Lewbert's wart, take a drink.
- Whenever the iCarly trio complain to each other about saying something "uncool", take a drink.
- Whenever Sam mentions Fat Cakes, fried chicken or Boogie Bear, take a drink.
- Whenever Sam calls herself "Mama", take a drink.
- Another if she calls another female character a "Chick".
- Whenever Gibby takes his shirt off, take TWO drinks.
- For any act of Disproportionate Retribution, down your glass. Have an ambulance nearby.
- Any time Chuck throws something at or beats up Spencer, drink.
- Finish your drink any time one of Socko's relatives is brought up and their name is a meaningful pun.
- Whenever "Random Dancing" occurs, take a drink.
- Finish your drink every time Spencer sets something on fire.
Drinking Game / iCarly