- Whenever Vincent Price is sarcastic, take a drink.
- Whenever Lance does something condescending and sexist, take a drink.
- Whenever Doctor Trent says "hysteria," take a drink.
- Whenever Nora screams, take a drink.
- Whenever Pritchett starts doomsaying, drink until he stops.
- Whenever Annabelle and Frederick use Terms of Endangerment, take a drink.
- Whenever someone takes a drink...take a drink.
- You will die.
Drinking Game / House on Haunted Hill (1959)