Drinking Game / Fullmetal Alchemist

Drinking game for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Take a sip whenever:

• Somebody performs an alchemy to attack.
  • Take two if it's without a transmutation circle.
• Someone mentions the Philosopher's Stone.
• Ed, Al, or someone speaking to/about them says something about them getting their bodies back.
• Ed reacts to being called short.
  • Two sips if he doesn't right away.
  • Three if he blows the comment way out of proportion.
  • Chug if he calls himself short/small, and then hates himself for it.
• Ed loses his jacket.
• Alphonse shows someone his blood seal.
• Alex Louis Armstrong loses his shirt.
  • Armstrong giving off a Bishie Sparkle.
  • Either Alex or Olivier mention something PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!
• Ed wrecks his automail.
• Winry hits Ed with the wrench.
  • A second if it's in response to him wrecking his automail.
• Roy can't use his flame alchemy due to being wet, from rain or otherwise.
• Envy freaks out because someone pissed him off.
  • Or gets slashed.
• Ed gets injured.
• Maes Hughes shows someone a picture of his family.
  • Two when he goes into Boyfriend-Blocking Dad mode.
• Ling Yao leaves Ed with a massive dinner bill and runs off.
• Wrath (from the first anime) cries.
  • Take two sips whenever he says "Mommy".
• Take a sip whenever Wrath (Manga/Brotherhood version) gets injured in a fight... pretty sober huh?
• Riza takes out a gun or is shown using one.
  • Two sips if she uses two at a time.
  • Three sips if her actions save Roy.
• Gluttony asks Lust if he can eat something/one.
• Hohenheim is referred to as "that bastard".
• Ed calls Father "that bearded bastard".
• Anyone repeatedly hits something or someone while crying.
• Brotherhood's "lurking" theme plays.
• (First anime) Something bad happens to Rose.
• Someone compares a character to an animal.
• Anyone mentions Equivalent Exchange.
• Wrath (Manga/Brotherhood) curb stomps somebody.
• Izumi mentions that she's a housewife.
  • Two whenever she spits out blood.
    • Three if it's the rare time that it's Played for Laughs.
• Someone Ed or Al meets figures out that they attempted human transmutation.
• In the original anime, whenever somebody says "dog of the military" or a similar term.
• (First anime) Al says "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth."
• Al gushes over a cat and/or tries adopting one.
• Someone assumes that Al is actually the Fullmetal Alchemist due to his armor.