When playing Cards Against Humanity, drink when...
- You draw a new card that would've been perfect for the previous round.
- A black card is played that would have been perfect for a card you played the previous round.
- You draw a blank card.
- Someone makes a comment along the lines of "I'm Going to Hell for This." Drink again if they win the round.
- Take 1/4 of a shot for every card you draw that you have no idea what it means.
- Take 1/2 shot if the card has a word related to certain reproductive organs.
- Be aware of what decks are in play, as this may result in inebriation very fast.
- If someone puts down "The white half of Barack Obama" or "The black half of Barack Obama", take out a separate shot glass and drink half of it. Finish the second half if someone plays the other of the two cards.
- Take three shots if the same person plays both cards at the same time.
- If a Pick 2 or Pick 3 card comes up, drink if someone plays two or three cards that actually fit together perfectly.
- If the "Make a haiku" card comes up, finish your drink and pour a fresh one if someone actually plays a 5-7-5 haiku.
- Take a shot if one of the players gets offended. Finish your beer if you made the response they got offended by.
- Take a shot whenever the "Bees?" card gets read out. Take another quarter of a shot every time a player repeats it.
- Double your dose if it's said in a Nicolas Cage impression.
