The 32nd Discworld book, the third written for young adults, and second in the Tiffany Aching series.
Time has rolled on and Tiffany Aching has grown older and cleverer, but perhaps not more sensible. As far as her parents are concerned, she is off to earn a little money and see a bit of the world as an assistant to a far more experienced lady, Miss Level. And that is one-hundred percent correct. She is also going to learn witchcraft.
In addition to the politics of witches to worry about, there's the continuing support of the Nac Mac Feegle, and a mysterious force known as a hiver which is drawn to Tiffany's power, and it'll take all the effort of the Feegles, all the cunning of Granny Weatherwax, and all of Tiffany's own strength, to outwit it...
This book provides examples of
- Alpha Bitch: Annagramma. As stereotypical as any character gets in the Discworld.
- And I Must Scream: Tiffany is still aware, and is trapped in her own mind while the Hiver is possessing her. She manages to retain some control over herself, but was weakening before the Feegles came to her aid.
- Apocalyptic Log: Professor's Bustle's treatise of hivers and how to trap them turns into one in the last chapter, where he boasts of having captured a hiver in his mind and how it is not affecting his personality at all - why, his mind is as superhumanly powerful as ever! The last paragraph mentions that his colleagues are trying to beat down the door because of what he did to the Archchancellor and the College Council, and after that it dissolves into random letters.
- Badass Boast: Granny Weatherwax gets one, as usual, when the hiver is coming for Tiffany at the Witch Trials in one last desperate attempt to possess her.Tiffany: But I could turn into something terrible!
Granny Weatherwax: Then you'll face me. You'll face me, on my ground. But that won't happen, will it?
- Badass Cape: Deconstructed; the sheer, shimmering, midnight-black cape that hiver-Tiffany acquires from Zakzak can billow and flutter dramatically like nobody's business, but it's completely useless for keeping you warm and dry, and far too fragile for a working witch to wear.
- Later Reconstructed. Yes, a billowy cape is useless for all practical purposes, but it looks really cool. And while part of being a witch is putting practical matters first, part of being a human being is caring at least a little about impractical things like coolness.
- Battle in the Center of the Mind: Tiffany fights to reclaim her own mind.
- Centipede's Dilemma: Referenced repeatedly, including the "don't ask a tightrope walker how he keeps his balance" example. This is basically how making a shamble works (and other parts of witchcraft).
- Character Filibuster: Granny Weatherwax's rant about how "the soul and center" of witchcraft is "helpin' people when life is on the edge". She herself realizes it went a bit longer than she planned.
- Close-Knit Community: The Chalk. Tiffany mentions they always look after each other because her grandmother expected it.
- Continuity Nod: Some of the things Granny Weatherwax did in previous books are mentioned as rumours about her. In addition, the book—especially the Witch Trial sequence—is as much a sequel to the short story "The Sea and Little Fishes" as to The Wee Free Men.
- Dead-End Room: Tiffany helps the hiver through the Door of Death. She then has a little difficulty finding her way back, since the Door is supposed to be one way only. Played for Laughs with the Nac Mac Feegle, who find it much easier to enter a pub than to leave it.
- Conservation of Ninjutsu: Or of Witchcraft, oddly. At the Witch Trials there's scores of witches present, and when something bad happens they all shout, rush about and don't do anything useful at all.
- Dramatic Necklace Removal: Tiffany rips off her Horse necklace to add it to a shamble. It later reappears on her neck with no explanation.
- Dub-Induced Plot Hole: The German translator translated the strong Scottish dialect of the Wee Free Men as perfectly fine high German. Since the second book begins with a glossary the same has been omitted from the German translation, safe for a short paragraph about the Special Sheep Liniment, as well as a short sentence containing a new pun that wasn't there in the original.
- Eldritch Abomination: The hiver has been around practically since the universe began. It was aware of everything at once in its natural form. The universe was a much smaller place back then, but the hiver still sees and hears everything. This is, suffice to say, traumatic, and so it hops into living minds, which have much smaller, weaker senses. It gains some degree of insulation against the quantity of the universe, and in exchange it allows its victim to essentially act as pure id. It is better at being you than you are.
- Played for Laughs: this is how humans (or "bigjobs") treat the Feegles when they are disguised in human clothes so they can rescue Tiffany.
- Evil Costume Switch: When Tiffany is possessed by the Hiver, she's inspired to raid the local witch shop, buy a cape, a tall hat, and several pieces of occult jewelry.
- Foreshadowing: When I am old, I Shall Wear Midnight.
- Geas: Rob Anybody is put under a Geas by his wife Jeannie to protect Tiffany Aching. It becomes a Running Gag that Daft Wullie keeps thinking Rob means an actual goose. Of course as Sourcery points out, there are actual birds named geas on Discworld.Rob: 'Tis a heavy thing, ta be under a geas.
Wullie: Well, they're big birds.
- Healing Herb: Played for laughs. Tiffany learns the Doctrine of Signatures from Miss Level, based on a real-life medieval idea that God placed a "signature" on every plant that indicated its medical use, to those who could read it properly. This being Discworld, the signatures are literal, and with a special magnifying glass, you can read them on the stems. Sadly, plants are terrible spellers, but Miss Level has worked out a great many cures this way, such as goldenrod being good for jaundice, which turns skin yellow.
- Homage: The Hiver shares many characteristics with the Brollochan, a similar possessing spirit depending for its sensory input on forcibly occupying the bodies of living things, in Alan Garner's The Moon of Gomrath.
- I Have to Go Iron My Dog: When Roland comes to see Tiffany off, Miss Tick mentions seeing a very nice example of a... big stone.
- It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY": Mrs Earwig - sorry, Ah-wij.
- Man in a Kilt: All the male Feegles.
- Mind over Matter: When Ms Level loses one of her bodies, all that extra "her" remains, and the result basically looks like telekinesis.
- Monster-Shaped Mountain: Tiffany is the Downs inside her own mind.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: Jeanie's original decision to not let Rob and the Feegles go help Tiffany. While she changes her mind later (see below), it prevents the Feegles from warning her about the hiver, and by the time they get to Miss Level's place, she's already been possessed by it.
- Non-Malicious Monster: The hiver's only emotion, as it turns out, is fear; it describes its entire existence as an And I Must Scream situation after it becomes self-aware. It also doesn't actually want to hurt its hosts, it just grants all their hidden desires, unable to understand why they're hidden, and with no regard for self-preservation.
- The Obstructive Love Interest: Subverted with Jeannie the kelda. She's initially jealous of Tiffany, because Jeannie's brand-new husband, Rob Anybody Feegle, has known Tiffany longer than he's known Jeannie, was briefly engaged to her (long story), and is itching to leave behind his home and duties there because he knows Tiffany is in danger. Rob understands Jeannie's stress, and promises that if she asks him, he'll stay with his clan and be the Big Man. Jennie thanks him, then lays a geas on him to go and find Tiffany and protect her, because the Chalk needs its witch. Jeannie and Tiffany end up becoming fast friends.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Rob Anybody's worries about the hiver chasing Tiffany cause him to lose interest in hunting, stealing, and fighting. When he refuses a drop of Special Sheep Liniment, the other Feegles are briefly convinced he's dead.
- Opinion Flip Flop: Petulia is shown to do this, changing her opinion on sheep when Tiffany mentions how proud the Chalk folks are of their flocks. Tiffany wonders if it would be that easy to convince Petulia that the sky is green.
- Poltergeist: Inverted. Ms Level's cottage is "haunted" by a spirit of obsessive tidiness, which she dubs an ondageist.
- Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: Part of Granny's rant. "That is the root and heart and soul and center of witchcraft, that is. The soul and center! The... soul... and... center!"
- Quiet Cry for Help: When Tiffany is possessed by the Hiver, she occasionally lets out quiet pleas for help in the middle of sentences.
- "Scooby-Doo" Hoax: Jeannie's story of a pictsie clan that drove off a rival clan's raiders by animating a scarecrow, fooling their enemies into retreating before the 'bigjob' could spot them.
- Shoo Out the Clowns: When the hiver possesses Tiffany, Oswald the ondageist immediately flees from Miss Level's house. His return is part of the proof that Tiffany has been successfully exorcised.
- Shout-Out: Petulia performs her magical "pig trick" at the Witch Trials, but uses a sausage instead of a pig. In the fantasy film Willow, a stage-magic pig trick is performed using a baby instead of a pig.
- Shrinking Violet: Petulia Gristle, who can't seem to speak without an "um..." somewhere in her sentences. She's also so timid that she'll turn her opinions around in order to keep out of conflict with anyone. You could tell her the sky is green and she'd agree with you.
"Um...that was very kind of you," said Tiffany, but her treacherous Second Thoughts thought: And what would you have done if it had attacked us? She had a momentary picture of Petulia standing in front of some horrible raging thing, but it wasn't as funny as she'd first thought. Petulia would stand in front of it, shaking with terror, her useless amulets clattering, scared almost out of her mind...but not backing away. She'd thought there might be people facing something horrible here, and she'd come anyway.
- By the end of the book, Petulia has grown enough to tell Annagramma to shut up and stop ordering people around.
- Subverted later on, laying foundation for Wintersmith:
- Single-Minded Twins/Split at Birth: Ms Level is a single person with two bodies. Notably the feegles are unfazed by this: apparently they once visited a world where everyone had five bodies each, specialized for different jobs.
- Sin Invites Possession: Tiffany makes an error based on inexperience and a certain vanity. Untutored as to the pitfalls, she treats astral travel and going out of body as unremarkable and neglects to take safety precautions to prevent anything else from getting in while the back door is open and unlocked. She pops out of her body to check herself out, as if she is looking at herself in a full-length mirror; whilst checking her appearance, the Hiver takes occupation of her body.
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: The Feegles were thrown out of Fairyland for rebelling against the Elf Queen, "and no' fer being totally pished at three in th' afternoon, whatever any scunner might say!"
- Synchronized Swarming: The ending features this.
- Take That, Critics!: Annagramma's completely wrongheaded criticism of Miss Level ("A complete amateur. Hasn't really got a clue.") is a paraphrase of the critic Tom Paulin, who once said of Pterry: "A complete amateur... doesn't even write in chapters... hasn't a clue." The latter is often printed on the covers of Pterry's books, usually under a large number of rave reviews.
- Talking the Monster to Death: Quite literally. At the end, Tiffany has to help the hiver learn how to die.
- Title Drop: Regarding Granny Aching's lack of a witch hat. Also one for a later book in the series.
- Understatement: In the afterward, Pratchett mentions that Witch Trials exist in this world too, but are not fun.
- Waxing Lyrical: Rob Anybody's complaint when the Feegles are pretending to be a human—"I talk to my knees but they dinna listen to me."—is almost but not quite the first line of a famous song from Paint Your Wagon. The fact that the song is completely inappropriate to the context just makes it funnier.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Halfway through the book, Rob Anybody's wife Jeannie correctly predicts that she'll soon give birth to a daughter as well as sons, and the born baby daughter makes a small, blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo at the end of the book. Two Tiffany books later, we still won't have seen anything more of their daughter.
- The Woman Wearing the Queenly Mask: Played straight and subverted with Jeannie.
- You Keep Using That Word: Near the end of the book, Tiffany finally gets around to chiding Annagramma for abusing the word "literally".