Lyco: What's wrong with Griffons?
Rooster: They're killin' machines. We have to kill them before they rip out our innards, feast on them, and then kill us.
Lyco: Isn't that, the other way around?
Rooster: I meant wha' I said laddie!
Lycodrake is a sarcastic Necromancer, Rooster "The Rooster" Psychopants is a Xenocidal Dwarf with a gun. Tim is a loveable Zombie kid with his horse, that's also a Zombie. They Fight
Crime Griffons, Dragons, and various other monsters thrown at them.
In loving memory of Tim may you find peace in Zombie Heaven
- And Sammy
- And Lyco
- and Rooster
This Work Provides Examples of:
- Affably Evil: Lyco, not really evil
- Awesome Music: The Rooster, Theme to Power Rangers
- Back-to-Back Badasses: Rooster and LycoLyco: "Now What"?Rooster: "Now yeh fin' out why they call me The Rooster"
- Bad Ass Boast: "I'M G'NNA RAM MY KNIFE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND RAPE YEH WITH IT",
- "If you die I'm going to kill you",
- "If life gives ya lemons ya take those lemons and shove them so far down a guy's throat he'll be pissin' lemonade for a year!"
- "Don't like yeh? Bathing, I don't like. Cheap piss-tastin' swill humans call beer, that I don't like. You lad, I want to rip your skin off, turn it inside out and stitch it back on."
- Bad Powers, Good People: Lycodrake
- Back from the Dead: Rooster's Ghost
- Big "NO!": TIMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!SAMMMYYYYY!
- Chaotic Neutral: Lycodrake and The Rooster
- Chzo Mythos:
Dr. HorribleChzoIt Hurts!!
- Crack Fic: More like Made On Crack
- Moment of Awesome:"Now you'll find out why they call me The Rooster"
- Downer Ending: Everyone died except Prima who won.
- I Call It "Vera": Rooster's Knife is Christine, His gun is Vera and he loves them both very much.
- Kill Em All: Point of the map.
- Knife Nut: The Rooster
- Last Stand: What it turned out to be.
- More Dakka: Rooster.
- Only Known by Their Nickname:Rooster
- Our Dwarves Are All the Same: Rooster is a foul mouthed Scottish Dwarf with a penchant for violence
- Stock Animal Name: Lyco likes to name almost all of his bats Mordred.
- The Mad Hatter: Lycodrake
- Theme Tune Roll Call
- Zombie: Tim, Sammy, Tim's Horse, anyone Lyco raises really.