They're a Crime Fighting Duo Du-du-du duo
Rooster: Damn it, why did it have to be Griffons?
Lyco: What's wrong with Griffons?
Rooster: They're killin' machines. We have to kill them before they rip out our innards, feast on them, and then kill us.
Lyco: Isn't that, the other way around?
Rooster: I meant wha' I said laddie!
Lyco: What's wrong with Griffons?
Rooster: They're killin' machines. We have to kill them before they rip out our innards, feast on them, and then kill us.
Lyco: Isn't that, the other way around?
Rooster: I meant wha' I said laddie!
Lycodrake is a sarcastic Necromancer, Rooster "The Rooster" Psychopants is a Xenocidal Dwarf with a gun. Tim is a loveable Zombie kid with his horse, that's also a Zombie. They fight Griffons, Dragons, and various other monsters thrown at them.
In loving memory of Tim may you find peace in Zombie Heaven
- And Sammy
- And Lyco
- and Rooster
This Work Provides Examples of:
- Bad Ass Boast: "I'M G'NNA RAM MY KNIFE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND RAPE YEH WITH IT",
- "If you die I'm going to kill you",
- "If life gives ya lemons ya take those lemons and shove them so far down a guy's throat he'll be pissin' lemonade for a year!"
- "Don't like yeh? Bathing, I don't like. Cheap piss-tastin' swill humans call beer, that I don't like. You lad, I want to rip your skin off, turn it inside out and stitch it back on."
- SAMMMYYYYY!
- Downer Ending: Everyone died except Prima who won.
- Our Dwarves Are All the Same: Rooster is a foul mouthed Scottish Dwarf with a penchant for violence
