Obviously, we of TV Tropes Wiki need our own Villain Song for this page! Let's get to writing one!
- More than the Database hates you,We're sometimes rather cruel,Not that we want to berate you,But it's our job to try and rule!We're worse than the Vampires Datorum,No spilling our plans while we dine,We'll smash you into dust and then atoms,We don't even need to finish this rhyme.We've all read the Evil Overlord List,Even made our own additions.But we're not telling all our best plans,'till we've beat all into submission!
- Simply put, we're the best of the worst of the worst!Our beauty's sublime and with talents unnumbered we're cursed,and just so you know, we're doing this number unrehearsed...we're the best of the best of the worst of the worst!We'll hug small fuzzy animalsAnd you will sing our praiseBut then we'll do a turnaboutAnd while we may be oddly kindBut then we will go on a rageAnd then we'll crush your mind!We're never the person we seem
- um can anyone tell me what tune this goes to?
- no. we're evil like that.
- I'd say Make it up, because then it fits better with whatever. And on the off chance you can't make a tune you have no way of singing it. MWAHAHAHAHA!