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An unpublished comic series made by yours truly. What started out as a series of simple Dexter's Laboratory fancomics when I was 9, turned into an actual series with loads of characters, crazy plots, and two or three jokes a page.

In a nutshell, it's a Horror / Ecchi Gag Series.

In a more detailed explanation, the comic follows the adventures of three siblings; Lovable Alpha Bitch D.D., Deadpan Snarker Luke and Insufferable Genius Dexter. And yes, D.D. and Dexter are from Dexter's Laboratory (with their personalities exaggerated to absurd levels.), while Luke is an Author Avatar (one of two; I'll explain that later).Together, they form a group called D.L.D., which solves various supernatural cases, for just 60 dollars a client! The monsters of the week range from vampires, werewolves and zombies to man-eating sofas, soul-sucking ice-cream, haunted girls' bathrooms and the such.


Yep, it's that kind of series.

This comic, with its 19 year run, has used many tropes, including, but not limited to...

  • Aborted Arc: Zig-zagged. Episodes 121-167 introduced a cast of 18 completely new characters that replaced the old ones, setting off a conflict between the "oldies" and the "newbies". As of then, I have gotten rid of and then brought back the newbies two times already.
  • Aerith and Bob: There are typical ordinary names like Luke, Lisa, Sally, etc. and then you have names like Ammy, Lucifer, Kvas... Last names are even worse; From Hemingway, Winthrope and Peterson to Apartheid, Dazzywazzy, Monotonus, Peanutbrain,...
  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Any list made by any character will end this way.
  • Attack of the Killer Whatever: A killer stone wall, Killer Rabbit, killer donuts, donuts that make you kill, killer Barbie doll (and later a killer teddy bear), killer snowmen, the sofa and the ice-cream mentioned above, and so on...
  • Bathos: What it currently is. This is what happens when a Gag Series develops Cerebus Syndrome.
  • Beauty, Brains and Brawn: Let's take a look...
    • First D.L.D.:
      • D.D. - Beauty
      • Luke - Brawn
      • Dexter - Brains
    • D.L.D's rivals, the S.G.T.:
      • Sally - Beauty
      • Gina - Brains
      • Tina - Brawn)
  • Better Than a Bare Bulb: Lampshade hanging by the motherload.
  • Bloodier and Gorier: Only in Bloody Hilarious form; if there's blood, chances are something un-serious is the cause of it.
  • Cerebus Syndrome: Going from full-on comedy to comedy with dramatic elements (such as sex, relationships, serious conflict, etc.). However, the series will ALWAYS put humor before drama.
  • Comic-Book Time: Averted; the characters get older every year.
  • Darker and Edgier: Subverted. Yes, there's swearing, gore and sex, but only in the form of Precision F-Strike, Bloody Hilarious and Naked People Are Funny.
  • Daylight Horror: Most horror scenes take place during the day.
  • Fanservice / Hotter and Sexier: If the scene can be spiced up with some fanservice, it WILL be. That's why it's pretty much Ecchi now.
  • Flanderization: Everybody.
  • Gag Series: Zig-zagged. At first it was fairly light, then became more and more sillier to the point of absurdity, now throwing in some seriousness to all that sillyness.
  • Gainaxing: Any girl with visible boobs. And yes, this is possible in a comic!
  • Idiot Ball: Several episodes' dangerous situations could have been avoided if the characters that started them weren't such idiots.
  • Improbably Female Cast: 38 females, 17 males.
  • Loads and Loads of Characters: 55 characters and that doesn't even include the recurring extras and characters that appeared more than once...
  • Monochrome Casting: Out of the 55 characters, we have only seven non-white characters.
  • Nightmare Fuel: Usually followed by something Nightmare Retardant.
  • No Fourth Wall: None whatsoever. Characters refer to previous events as "several episodes ago", frequently interact with the Author, and do stuff like hit each other with their word balloons, skip in and out of panels, snark about the episode's quality, and so on.
  • Only Six Faces
  • Panty Shot: Practically any character that wears a skirt.
  • Parody Episode: Many episodes are this.
  • Rage Against the Author: The characters openly hate their Author.
  • Trapped in Another World: The Demented Dimension arc mentioned above. Later, New D.L.D. & Co. get trapped in another world (which was more like a Alternate Universe of ours), and then all characters are back where they belong.
  • Retcon: Let's just say that thanks to this being unpublished, I can make any Ass Pull, press the Reset Button and retcon all I want, and leave it at that.
  • Rule of Funny: Used in every way possible (and impossible).
  • Serial Escalation: The whole series started out as a simple horror comedy, but as it progressed, it got more and more silly, ridiculous and just plain nuts, to the point where the early episodes and current episodes are as different as day and night.
  • Self-Deprecation: Every once in a while, a character would bitch about how the episode sucks, the comic sucks, the Author sucks, and sometimes all three (with many variations).
  • Sliding Scale of Comedy and Horror: Waaay over at the comedy angle, though not afraid to go onto the other side.
  • Spin-Off: Several, all failed:
    • L.A. - D.L.D.'s friends Lisa and Ammy in their own crazy adventures; it lasted 2 episodes.
    • S.G.T. - the cases of D.L.D.'s rivals; lasted only one page (yeah...).
    • Zarry Mopper - Parody series featuring Zarry Mopper; only one episode was made.
  • Story Reset: Episodes 256 and 278 reverse and nullify everything that happened after episode 120, by making the events of it never happen. Thus the newbies were never introduced and everyone that got Killed Off for Real or Put on a Bus is back.
  • The End: The "The end!" tag at the end of every episode which changes its font and/or look with every appearance.
  • The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: Some episodes end with either the Monster of the Week or someone else attacking the reader.
  • Tome of Eldritch Lore: During the first episodes there was a mini-arc concerning the Four Books of Evil, each of which, when read, brings a huge disaster (like raising the dead, for instance). There was also a Fifth Book that when read releases a demon that brings evil and doom... through neverending parties (which is why that book is discredited).
  • Un-Cancelled: I tried to give it up seven times... only to continue with it afterwards. This comic really grew on me.
  • Villains Out Shopping: The members of the League of Extraordinary Villains, when they're not planning on how to kill the D.L.D., can usually be found doing stuff like shopping for groceries, playing Dance Dance Revolution, playing Twister,...
  • World of Snark
  • Writing by the Seat of Your Pants: Since the beginning, and to this day.
  • X Meets Y: At first the comic started out as an idea of combining Dexter's Laboratory with the horror of Dylan Dog and the humor of Garfield. However, as I grew, so did my creative influences, and the series became so much more.

    Episode Specific 
  • Abandoned Playground: There was one in Playgrounds for Complaint in which children disappeared in such a playground. It turned out to be a Pocket Dimension run by the ghost of a 10-year old boy named Byron.
  • Afterlife Express: Or rather, a bus that transports the ghosts of people who committed suicide.
  • And the Adventure Continues: The episode D.L.D. Forever ends with the D.L.D. defeating a horde of zombies only to have to go to another place terrorized by zombies.
  • Arc Words: Five consecutive episodes contain the phrase "Ghosts from the past", which were set up as something mysterious, but ultimately proved to be nothing. Since this was the third time an episode or arc had No Ending, the D.L.D. can only mock in exasperation:
    D.L.D.: What a shocker!
  • But for Me, It Was Tuesday: A rare non-villainous version:
    Woman:D.L.D.! How great it is to see you again! Remember me?
    D.D.: (stares blankly)
    Woman: You know, you rescued me and the tenants of our building from those zombies? Everybody almost died?
    D.D.: (still stares blankly)
    D.D.: Look, lady, the day you and your tenants were attacked by zombies was the scariest day of your lives... but for us, it was Tuesday!
  • Downer Ending + Gainax Ending + Tearjerker + Kill ’Em All + Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: All of these tropes apply to episode 120, They Luke'd Up and Screamed; Luke attemmpts to kill the entire cast so he could take over the comic and make it better. Unfortunately, things do not go well, as everybody (including Luke) dies under a collapsing building and gets Killed Off for Real. In the next episode, we are introduced to a new cast of characters, a new D.L.D., and everything seems just fine... until the old cast rises from their graves and they are not happy with their replacements...
Thankfully, though, they become alive again, and the status quo is somewhat restored.
  • Eldritch Location: The Demented Dimension: It's a vast desolate desert-like world where everything is in one color (which randomly changes), and is home to weird bug-like creatures. And let's not forger the resident...
    • Eldritch Abomination: A giant worm-like monster. It's as big as a skyscraper. It has millions of tentacles. And also, 30 mouths. Later on it turns out there's more of them, though in different sizes.
    • The episode How the Demented Dimension Came to Be reveals the Dimension is actually a Patchwork World Gone Horribly Wrong made by a team of mad scientists and all its residents and monsters are the result of mutations and inbreeding.
  • Everything's Deader with Zombies / Zombie Apocalypse: The episodes Zombie day, "Zombie & Me" and Dial A for AAAAAA!.
  • "Freaky Friday" Flip: In the episode Weirdo Wednesday the League of Extraordinary Villains, D.LD. and S.G.T. swap bodies. What follows is:
    • While in the Lady in Grey's body, Dr. Apartheid can't stop touching himself.
    • Tina in Luke's body rapes him while he's in her body.
    • D.D. and Sally mutilate each others bodies, starting with Sally shaving of D.D.'s hair and D.D. making a tattoo on Sally's head that says "I ♥ cock", and ends with D.D. and Sally chopping off their limbs (and Sally's head).
  • Future Me Scares Me: The episode Stories from the Future - Part 2 in which the D.L.D. are visited by their 13-year old selves who have traveled from the past (namely, Part 1 which was made 10 years earlier). The younger D.L.D. were not happy with the many changes over the years and attempted to go back in the past and make sure to change the future, only to have their memories of the encounter erased.
  • Hell Hotel: Heartache Hotel gives us a hotel in which its guests are haunted by the ghosts of their pasts; namely former lovers and ex crushes.
  • Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: The episode Robotic Lesbian Vampire Cheerleaders from Mars (and the sequel My Babysitter's a Robotic Lesbian Vampire Cheerleader from Mars). They're robot girls... who are lesbians,... who suck blood... and they're cheerleaders... and they come from Mars.
  • Never Mess with Granny: Mrs. Wilson, an elderly lady, is able to withstand the harsh environment of the Demented Dimension and kick ass of its creatures (after her building was teleported into the Dimension and the other tenants died one by one).
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: One episode had the D.L.D. being forced to seek help for a case from Thompson (one of the newbies that all of which I eventually got rid of; see above). He takes no time in pointing out what's wrong with the D.L.D. and the others, and how the new cast was much better. D.D. however fights back with a speech of her own, thus making it a double case of this trope:
    Thompson: You probably still live with your parents and fight monsters, all the same, every day! You will never move forward, and you will never experience the kind of love me and my friends had!
    D.D.: O.K., you know what? Fuck you, Thompson. You're acting like you're better than us, while you spent how many years doing our job? Three! You have far less experience than us, and yet you're still being cocky!
    And just so you'd know, even if I become a move/music star, I'd still hunt monsters because no matter how much I complain about it, it's still something I'm the best at, and I wouldn't do anything else!
    By the way, do you even know why the Author got rid of you all? Because you're BORING. Almost all of you were the same age and the same personalities, and there was no conflict to make you look interesting, unlike us, who vary more when it comes to age and personality! I mean, you and your friends were so homogenous you may as well have had your own show on the CW!
Of course, now that the Newbies are back for the third time, this only adds more fuel to the fire that is the Old-New D.L.D. conflict.
  • Series Fauxnale: Six of 'em:
    • D.L.D.: Inanity War - a preemptive Parody Episode of Avengers: Infinity War.
    • The End of Horror, in which the D.L.D put an end to everything paranormal and supernatural, but the following episode, It Didn't Last Long, brings it all back.
    • The Life and Death of the D.L.D in which the D.L.D perform a Heroic Suicide to rid the world of everything evil and bad. Everything is good for a month until in The Return of the D.L.D a cosmic entity known as Nameless brings the D.L.D back to life in order to keep the balance of good and bad in order. The episode ends with a description of how the D.L.D fought evil til their death, at which point they get out of their grave to lampshade how they've been Un-Cancelled many times, ask the Author if this is really it to which he says yes and the D.L.D turn to the reader:
    D.L.D: Bye, losers!
    • This is followed by another finale, D.L.D. Forever which ends with an And the Adventure Continues ending, and sure enough, the D.L.D's adventures do continue.
    • The End of Horror 2, in which the D.L.D. once and for all get rid off everything evil and supernatural in the world. The end sees D.D. as a schoolteacher, Luke as a successful comic book author and Dexter finding the cure for cancer. Of course, this doesn't long, as the following episode, Once Again It Didn't Last Long, brings it all back.
    • The End of Horror 3, followed by You Know What? It Didn't Last Long. Seriously.

  • Arc: Gina's pregnancy which lasted from episodes 105-112. It started with The Curse od D.L.D., in which she reveals she's pregnant with Dexter's baby (after their drunken one-night stand), and every episode after that had Gina doing something humiliating to Dexter for impregnating her (i.e. shopping for baby stuff, buying her food, etc.). It finally ended with Ratface's Baby in which she gives birth to a murderous demon baby. In the end...
    Luke: Quick, let's kill it!
    D.D.: We can't! Even though it's a horrible little demon, it's still Gina's baby, and I'm sure that as a mother, she wouldn't want-
    • Then there's the whole "old cast wants to get rid of new cast" arc which eventually got resolved by combining both of them.
    • Episodes 133-139 take place during New D.L.D. & co.'s vacation in Hawaii, so naturally, every episode is a Beach Episode.
    • Episodes 150 and 151 further complicate things when the entire cast of 45 characters (except Thompson) was sent by a portal to Another Dimension (the so-called Demented Dimension), their only hope being either finding a way there to go back home or rely on Thompson to bring them back. 15 episodes later, everybody's back, safe and sound.
    • Episodes 163-189 had Thompson meeting Hunter and Day, his twin kids from the future. What followed was an arc about Thompson befriending his future kids, the mystery of who the kids' mom is (which was resolved and the end of the arc), and of course, Thompson and the kids' mom/his future wife meeting each other.
    • Episodes 190-203 have the S.G.T. take over the D.L.D.'s job, but in the end they are left again as their not-as-successful competition.
    • Episodes 209-231 have Luke leaving the D.L.D, leaving D.D. and Dexter as the only members, only to come back later.
    • While it wasn't intended to be an arc, episodes 192-244 have New D.L.D & Co. take the Syrian refugees to live in the Demented Dimension only in the end to lose a battle with a giant monster that kills the refugees and destroys their town, forcing the newbies to go back to our world.
    • Episodes 279-292 have the D.L.D. and their friends brought back not once, not twice, but three times into the Demented Dimension, by way of the League of Extraordinary Villains (both old members and new). It ends with Zoë managing to completely break and destroy the Dimension, with everyone back in our world.

    Wham Episodes 
  • Wham Episode: Let's take a look...
    • Episode 50, D.L.D. and Craizie & Maddy VS the League of Extraordinary Villains is not only a crossover with another one of my comics (sadly, short-lived), but also the longest and most action-filled episode at the time.
    • Episode 79, D.L.D.: Alien force in which it's revealed Luke is actually one of billion alien clones whose boss (the main alien) plans to take over the world. Betrayal, destruction and incredibly silly aliens vs humans battles ensue. In the end, all the aliens are destroyed, except for one, another Luke clone whom D.D. and Dexter decide to take in as a replacement for their brother... except, he has evil plans of his own. Told you it was crazy.
    • Episode 120, They Luke'd up and screamed; see Downer Ending above.
    • Episode 121, Dramatic entrance! Enter Zoë! which gives us the new cast and the old zombie cast.
    • Episode 132, Happy birthday, Zoë; Klara's old Friendly Enemy Damjanka Jadranov returns as a second Big Bad and Jasmine reveals she's a robot.
    • Episode 139, The last wave; starts out like any usual episode, until the end where the old zombie cast accidentally reveal themselves to the new one, and vowing to have their revenge, thus adding a whole new level of conflict to the "zombies vs newbies" arc. It is also when the relationship between Bludweiser and Vicky starts to grow, and also a Klara/Thompson/Yoko Love Triangle begins. Of these three events, only the latter two are being Played for Laughs (meaning no actual drama will come out of them.)
    • Episode 150, Battle ROFLMAO; the old zombie cast comes up with a device that can create a portal that leads into other dimensions and universes, which they plan to use on the new cast and finally get rid of them. Once again, things go horribly right; not only are the newbies sent through the portal (except for Thompson), but so are all the old characters, with no knowing where they ended up (the next episode reveals they're stuck in a weirld world known as the Demented Dimension). With the device accidentally destroyed, Thompson is left to himself, having to figure out a way to bring them back.
    • Episode 162, New D.L.D.; everybody manages to escape the Demented Dimension, but... the old cast is back in our world, while the newbies are stranded and stuck in an Alternate Universe similar to our world.
    • Episode 164, The Rise and Fall of the D.L.D.; the newbies manage to come back to our world, and a big bloody battle between them and the oldies breaks out. In the end, the oldies and the newbies are mashed into a single cast of characters.
    • Episode 183, Trouble in the Opposite Sex Universe; everybody meets their opposite sex selves from another universe, and some, including Marion, hook up with them. In the end, the portal between the two worlds is closed forever, and later on, Marion's female version, Marian, turns out to be pregnant.
    • Episode 186, Boy Meets Ghoul reveals who the mother of Thompson's kids from the future is, and episode 189 The Revealing has her and Thompson meeting each other.
    • Episode 190, Clip-show with a Surprise ends with the S.G.T. releasing a tell-all book that reveals all the bad the things the D.L.D. has done (like abandoning the newbies in an alternate universe and actively trying to get rid of them), causing the D.L.D. to lose their job.
      • Episode 203, however, restores the status quo; thanks to the S.G.T.'s inability to catch a monster that killed 17 people which the D.L.D. later successfully kill, the D.L.D. have their job back, while the S.G.T. are again their unsuccessful competition.
    • Episode 192, Greetings from the Demented Dimension; all the newbies open a travel agency where they take people on tours through the Demented Dimension. In the end, the Syrian refugees want to go live there, given they can no longer go back to their own countries and they're not that wanted everywhere else; so all the newbies take the refugees to their new life in the Dimension where they will protect and take care of them, and only come back to our world once or twice a week to get supplies and necessities.
    • Episode 209 has Luke leaving the D.L.D. to live with his Distaff Counterpart Lucy in the Opposite Sex Universe.
      • 22 episodes later, he comes back.
    • Episodes 223-225 saw the departure of many characters: the League of Extraordinary Villains, Walter van Heavenwing and Veronika Oštrić were Put on a Bus, Maiya got into a Bus Crash, Hunter and Day were Ret Gone and Thompson was Driven to Suicide.
    • Episode 240, Our Girl Zoë; a big company builds a mall and apartment buildings in the Demented Dimension, thus making it available to the general public.
    • Episode 244 however, has a giant monster killing the Syrian refugees and destroy their town, forcing the newbies to leave the Demented Dimension and go back to our world.
    • Episode 256, How It Used To Be, has Zoe wishing Thompson was alive and the wish is fulfilled by making all the events after episode 120 never happen.
    • Episode 260, Return of the Written-off, has Lisa and Tina awake and overturn Zoe's wish, thus bringing things back to how they were.
    • Special Episode 150, The Terry Family Reunion, sees the cosmic entity known as Nameless revive Thompson, Maiya, Hunter and Day, as per Zoe wishing so (and in exchange for half a KitKat).
    • Episode 278, The Return of Episode 120, has Walter and Veronika uncover an ancient artifact that brings them into an alternate reality where, once again, everything after episode 120 never happened.
    • Episode 281, however, ends with the D.L.D., S.G.T. and Lisa & Ammy being trapped in the Demented Dimension and getting eaten by its monsters, while Walter and Veronika return to their reality.
    • Special Episode 165, We, The Kids from Veronika's Cabin; seeing as Vicky is depowered and Stuart and Anisha no longer have a legal guardian, Child Services takes them and they are adopted by none other than The Addams Family.
    • Episode 300, The Truth About D.L.D., in which the D.L.D. die while battling a monster, and learn in the afterlife that they're the latest in a long line of trios whose task is to protect people from evil. Before the episode ends, they even see their successors; three children much like how they were in the beginning.
However, the following episode, One and Only D.L.D., restores the status quo; as it turns out, neither one of D.L.D.'s replacements wants to do their job, which is why they're brought back to life.

The titular trio; D.D., Luke and Dexter. When they're not arguing, fighting or insulting each other, they are solving supernatural mysteries. And even then they don't get along very well, but somehow manage to save the day.

The self-proclaimed leader of the group. Started out pretty much the same as she was in Dexter's Laboratory, but as the series grew, so did she... into a perpetual bitch.

Started out as the voice of reason of the group, but grew into an alcoholic slacker. He's the Author Avatar, in the sense that his personality is made of all my flaws, all exaggerated.

  • Beware the Nice Ones: Comes across as nice and timid, but when he gets angry, no one's safe (literally).
  • Butt-Monkey: More so in the earlier episodes.
  • Day in the Limelight: His was Weirdest Episode Ever (where the Monster of the Week was a menacing flying donut; what else would you expect from a title like that?).
  • Deadpan Snarker
  • Extreme Omnisexual: Vampires, snake-demons, one of his rivals... he's not very picky when it comes to sex.
  • Hard-Drinking Party Girl: Male version. If this were a drama he'd be The Alcoholic... but since this is not a drama, he's this.
  • The Lost Lenore: His dead crush Prescott, whose ghost appears in a handful of episodes, like The Long-ass Goodbye and Greetings from Lower Ann.
  • Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: When the gang was having a Who can tell the grossest The Aristocrats joke, he won since his contained Gorn and Nausea Fuel... and wondered if it was too tame.
  • Put on a Bus: Leaves the D.L.D. to live with his Distaff Counterpart Lucy in the Opposite Sex Universe.
    • The Bus Came Back: After breaking up with Lucy he comes back (as it turns out, dating what is essentially another version of yourself can get boring).
    • However, the episode It's Not Boring After All brings Lucy into Luke's universe, and they continue their relationship.
  • Reincarnation: His past life was shown in the episode I Know You; he was a man also named Luke, born in the 60's and died in the 90's, who dated a girl that was later reborn as current Luke's Stalker with a Crush.
  • The Slacker: At first he was Brilliant, but Lazy, but soon became this.
  • The Slow Path: In Blast to the Past, he was accidentally sent to the year 2005, and the only way for him to get back to 2015 was to wait... day by day.
    • Screw Yourself: While waiting, in 2011 he runs into his past self and it doesn't take long for the two Lukes to make wild passionate love.

The brains of the group. Just like his Dexter's Laboratory self, he's a super genius... but in this comic, he gets the worst treatment. Even though he creates all the gadgets necessary to fight monsters and demons, he still gets neglected and mistreated. Naturally, this only gave him a very sour personality.

Lisa Hemingway and Ammy Littletown
D.L.D.'s two best friends, the former a tomboy, the latter a girly girl. When they're not hanging around with the D.L.D. they are usually seen with each other, inseparable, talking about boys, movies, books and such. It was eventually revealed Lisa has a crush on Ammy.

League of Extraordinary Villains
A group consisting of four of D.L.D.'s former enemies; two mad scientists and two ghosts. The only thing they have in common is the mutual hatred of D.L.D. for one reason or another. In fact, their relationship is worse than the D.L.D.'s!Together, they represent these tropes:

  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: It's amazing how they can't kill three teenagers, and yet are capable of defeating an entire army of some random La Résistance.
  • Enemy Mine: The only reason they stand each other is because they all hate the D.L.D., for one reason or the other
  • Laughably Evil: Very much so.
  • Terrible Trio: Terrible quartet to be exact. Neither can agree with each other and at times act like children...
  • Villain Episode: Fittingly starred in the 99th episode Evil Villainy for Dummies.

As of the episode The Rise and Fall of the League of Extraordinary Villains, the group has broken up and every member went their own way (then a new League got formed).

The original group was made of:

Dr. Lucifer Apartheid
A 1000 year old alchemist who looks like a villain out of a 1920's movie and the leader of the group. Has a thing for giant robots.

  • Composite Character: Started out as one of Dylan Dog's Dr. Xabaras and one of the villains from LEGO Racers.
  • Day in the Limelight: The Good Doctor showed his entire life story; his birth, his becoming an immortal alchemist, his life through the centuries, up until his first confrontation with the D.L.D.
    • I Know You has him telling a story of how he was friends with a couple that died in the 90's... and were later reincarnated as Luke and his stalker Tina.
    • The Doctor Is In in which he turns invisible to spy on the D.L.D. (and everyone else) only to catch several characters in embarrassing situations.
  • Honor Before Reason: In Evil Villainy for Dummies, him and the rest of the League decide to prove to the United Villains union they're evil enough to be their members... by breaking into their headquarters. Naturally, they're rejected, but as soon as a La Résistance group breaks in and Lucifer and his group beat them up and defeat them, the leader of the union suddenly decides to accept them. Unfortunately...
    Dr. Apartheid:What?! No way! If me and my group are gonna be accepted into your union, then it's gonna be beacuse of our strengths and skills, not beacuse we saved your asses! So forget it!
    (beat - the rest of the League glare at him)
    Leader of the United Villains: Lucifer, you're a fucking moron. An honorable fucking moron, but a fucking moron nonetheless.
  • Living Forever Is Awesome: In his own words:
    "If I were the kind of person that gets sad about the deaths of the people in my life, do you really think I would have made myself immortal?"
  • Mad Scientist
  • Non-Indicative Name: While his last name has nothing to do with racism, his first name was explained in The Good Doctor; as a youngster he showed extraordinary talent for herbology and chemistry. Since this was thousands of years ago, his parents thought he was the incarnation of the Devil (which he's not), which is why they named him Lucifer.

The Lady in Grey
Real name Mirela Bundadolo. An Expy of the famous villain from the Italian comic Dylan Dog, the Lady in Black. This Lady is ill-tempered and likes to boss around, much to Dr. Apartheid's chagrin.

In Ladies Fright it was revealed she was a Black Widow in 1785 who married royals and later had them killed so she can have their inheritance. However, it was her fourth marriage that led to her downfall; her husband, the prince, revealed he knew her secret and told the king, just before he died. She was then sentenced to death, and had acid spilled on her head. Then she came back as a ghost and haunted her castle (later occupied by D.L.D.'s aunt) along with the Lady in Lightgreen.

The Lady in Lightgreen
Real name Annabelle Perkins. Used to be a servant girl (and secret lover) of the Lady in Grey, until both of them died and haunted their castle, up until the D.L.D. showed up. This one is the Only Sane Man of the group and likes to keep quiet when the others are fighting with each other, though not afraid to step in.

In Ladies Fright it was revealed she was The Dragon to Mirela, having to secretly kill her unfortunate husbands. When Mirela was sentenced to death, she interrupted the execution and the two tried to escape, only to be caught. Mirela had acid spilled on her head, while Annabelle was hung. Both then later came back as ghosts.

Dr. Kvas Kvasimodo
The other Mad Scientist of the group. Hunchbacked and effervescent, this one also likes to keep quiet when Dr. Apartheid and the Lady in Grey are fighting, but he's also not afraid to step in.

Dr. Kvasimodo's assistant. She's a Chinese demon ghost lady. Yeah (don't look at me like that, I was only a kid when I created her!). She's loyal and devoted to her master, and the two seem to be romantically involved.

  • Brother Chuck: After episode 50, it took 80 episodes later for her to appear again, and with the ridiculous amount of people in this series, it's not likely she'll be seen again anytime soon.
  • Cute Ghost Girl
  • Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: She's a woman, who's also a demon, and is also a ghost. Plus, she's Chinese.

The D.L.D.'s rivals; Sally Winthrope, Gina Dazzywazzy and Tina Monotonous. It was eventually revealed Sally thought of forming a three-man group that would fight monsters and stuff like that, and that D.D. stole the idea from her (which is how their rivalry started).

  • Day in the Limelight: The cleverly titled episode S.G.T. finally showed them solving a paranormal case.

Sally Winthrope
Started out as a complete copy of D.D., then turned into a complete slut. The leader of the group, most likely because she's the most competent of the three.

Gina Dazzywazzy
The "ugly one". Well, not so much as ugly as unattractive, but the universe treats her as though she's the ugliest thing around. Tried to fix this by getting breast implants... it didn't work.

  • Gag Boobs: Got implants in order to look pretty. Problem is, it was ridiculously obvious they were fake, so eventually she got rid of them.
  • Gonk: Sure she has a large Gag Nose and a grey Beehive Hairdo, but she's treated as though she's a leper.
  • Physical Goddess: One episode had her defeating Morana, Slavic goddess of winter and death, and in turn taking her place as the new goddess. However, Status Quo Is God in the next episode, as she's then stripped of her god status.

Tina Monotonous
The resident Fat Girl and Stalker with a Crush of Luke's. Whether she's crazy in love, or just plain crazy, it's up to debate.

  • Big Eater: You have no idea.
  • Characterization Marches On: in episode 49, House of Stupid Souls, she only had a minor crush on Luke. Come episode 64, The Dead Field Trip, and she's chasing him around the woods.
  • Day in the Limelight: The episode Freezin' has her acquiring the power of making endless ice, which she loses in the end. The power would later return in Hot 'n' Cold (where she fought D.L.D.'s former enemy Lavaman, a creature made of pure lava) and Cold, Colder, Coldest (in which she was involved in a battle with an ice witch and the above-mentioned winter godess Morana who Gina managed to defeat).
  • Extreme Omnivore: Ate a tree, an alien and a random chick that Luke got angry at for explaining a joke.
  • Fat Girl: Half her character. The other half being Luke's stalker.
  • Funny Afro: It's as big as she is.
  • Fun T-Shirt: It says "I Loves Me Kitty", which is a reference to a shirt seen in Will & Grace.
  • Official Couple: With Lisa Hemingway.
  • Plucky Girl
  • Reincarnation: She was a black girl also named Tina, who dated a white guy, who died prematurely. Since she couldn't handle his death, she killed herself to be with him in the afterlife, only for him to be reborn as Luke, and for her to be reborn as his stalker.
    • Reincarnation Romance: Subverted, as while past-life Luke and Tina loved each other very much, their current relationship is extremely one-sided on Tina's part.
  • Stalker with a Crush
    • Stalking Is Funny If Its Female After Male: She frequently breaks into Luke's room to videotape him while he sleeps or is in the bathroom, once stole his pubic hair (don't ask), everytime she talks to him she openly says she'd like to have sex with him... and all of it is Played for Laughs. Luke, of course, is less than pleased.
  • Yandere: Can you guess who for?

D.L.D.'s parents
D.D., Luke and Dexter's mom and dad, both Expies from Dexter's Laboratory. While they're aware of their children's dangerous job, they're not aware of all the other crap happening around them.

  • Your Cheating Heart: In a Valentine's Day Episode dedicated to crack-pairings, Dad and Gina were about to have sex, up until Mom came back home and almost caught them in the act.
    Gina: Eh, just as well. The last thing I need is to be impregnated by ANOTHER member of D.L.D.'s family.

Veronika Oštrić
A witch that first appeared as the Monster of the Week in The Witch Next Door, then became one of the regular characters. Sometimes she's the bad guy, sometimes she's the good guy and there are times when she's neutral.

  • Act of True Love: Well, sort of. When Veronika found out from Victoria (who can predict the future) that all the characters will be killed of and replaced with new ones, she decides to stop that from happening, but changes her mind when she finds out that among those new characters will be a guy who will help one of her other sisters get over her dead fiancee (Veronika didn't know she and the others will later come back to life, but still let things take their course).
  • Ascended Extra: From monster-of-the-week to a regular.
  • Battle Couple: With Walter van Heavenwing.
  • Cute Witch / Hot Witch: Somewhere in between.
  • Family Theme Naming: Veronika and her 13 sisters' names all start with a V (Veronika, Vicky, Vivien, Victoria, Vienna, Venus, and so on...). They also have a brother named Vladimir.
  • Heel–Face Revolving Door: See description above.
  • Really 700 Years Old: She's 428 years old, but looks like she's in her 20s.
  • You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Hers is pink.

The staff of D.L.D.'s school
Consists of principal Pearl Peterson, homeroom teacher Ms. Elaine Peanutbrain and school counselor Zhanna Dickle. The former two are only in it for the paycheck, much to the displeasure of the latter.

  • Alliterative Name: See above.
  • Apathetic Teacher: Ms. Peanutbrain frequently sleeps in class, visits her Facebook page instead of teaching computer class and at one point was seen playing Playstation 3 in class. Then there's principal Peterson who cares about the school and the students only when she has to.
  • Day in the Limelight: The episode Mystery of the School Ghost has the three of them solving... well, you know.
  • Expy / Write Who You Know: Ms. Peanutbrain is a parody of Ms. Butterbean from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, while the principal and the counselor are parodies of my middle school principal and counselor.
  • Like an Old Married Couple: The principal and the counselor, probably because they live together. Oh, and the former is 43 while the latter is 50 years old, making them really look like and old married couple.
  • Two-Teacher School: These three are the only staff seen in the entire school.

Sylvia Croissant
A girl from D.L.D.'s school that appeared in a handful of episodes, whether as a cameo, or having a plot-relevant role.

Mee-mee and Lee-lee
Another pair from the original series, these serve almost the same purpose as Lisa and Ammy (see above).

School of Hugwartz
In the episode Anti-Hogwarts, the D.L.D. visit a really crappy wizard school run by principal Al Dummydoor, and made friends with its two most mischievous students; Zarry Mopper and Meina Kinezović. The three appeared in enough episodes be called secondary characters.

Yep, Big Red himself. A few times he was the villain of the episode, the other only made a cameo.

The Grim Reaper herself. Since anytime somebody dies in this series they come back later (one way or another), her job is kinda pointless.

  • Day in the Limelight: Death and Luke had her depressed over the fact people die in one episode only to come back in the next as if nothing happened, so Luke decides to cheer her up by taking her out on a night on the town.
  • The Devil Is a Loser: Behaves like an old spinster.
  • They Killed Kenny: Not that she's happy about it.
    Meina:I think I may have died a few times!
    Death:Sometimes I wonder what's the point of my job.

Metropolis Newz
The local TV news station. Hosted by David Fernsberry and reported by Charmaine Ladis, it appears whenever something related to D.L.D. happens.

  • Couch Gag: In-universe, their logo changes with every appearance.
  • Day in the Limelight: The episode Metropolis Newz which played out like the actual news show.
  • Kent Brockman News: Both David and Charmaine aren't afraid to speak whatever is on their minds whenever they're reporting.
  • Xtreme Kool Letterz: Which should say something about the station's quality.

Walter van Heavenwing
A monster hunter who would often collaborate with the D.L.D.

The Author
The omnipresent creator of the comic. Anytime something illogical and/or unoriginal happens, the characters berate him; he usually responds by drawing a mustache on them.

  • Creator Cameo: Finally appeared in episode 164 The Rise and Fall of D.L.D., where the characters made him resolve the Oldies VS Newbies conflict. He solved everything by combining the two casts into a single one.
  • Author Avatar: A literal one.
  • The Faceless: Usually we only see his hand with a pencil in it.

Characters who are neither secondary or tertiary, but whose only purpose is to fill the background.

The 13 ghosts

A group of identical generic looking ghosts who even in their debut episode didn't pose any real threat. Since then they have appeared 3-4 times as a background gag.

Ricky Smithins

A blonde kid from D.L.D.'s school frequently seen in the background, or used as some one-note gag.

Goth Girl and her friend

The former, a girl clad completely in black; the latter, her bespectacled redhaired friend. Usually found in D.L.D.'s school among other students.


A shorthaired girl also frequently found in D.L.D.'s school.

  • Demoted to Extra: Had a prominent role as D.D.'s partner during the school field trip in the episode Watch out, Snowman! (where everybody was attacked by, you guessed it, killer snowmen). Since then, she only appeared in the background.
  • Write Who You Know


A girl first seen the last time D.L.D. were in high school, later in the bacground.

Kool-Aid Man

Yup, the one. Used only as a background gag.

    Characters - new cast 
When the compared to the old cast, these new ones are fairly Lighter and Softer; they don't argue or snark at each other, and even the main villain seems kind of sympathetic (until another villain shows up).

As of episode 165 they are put together with the old cast, for better or worse. As of episode 192, they are in the Demented Dimension where they're helping the Syrian refugees who have a started a new life there (since, sadly, they really had no other place to go).As of episode 244 they are back in our world.

New D.L.D.
New members Thompson, Marion and Zoë strive to be just as good as their predecessors, without all the fighting and bickering. They changed the name to Destroy Ludicrous Demons, to keep the D.L.D. name intact (and besides, if they went by their initials like the old D.L.D., they'd be called T.M.Z., and who wants to share the same name as a celebrity gossip site?).

At first it only consisted of Marion and Thompson, with Zoë joining in later (she was introduced in the first new-cast episode Dramatic Entrance! Enter Zoë; how Thompson and Marion met was revealed in the Whole Episode Flashback When Huffy Met Sultry, where they both tied in a competition held by the mayor to see who was going to be the new D.L.D.).

Then, later on, they were merged with D.D., Luke and Dexter, and all was (sort of) well, but as of episode 192, they've completely left the D.L.D.

While his name is girly, he certainly isn't. He likes sports (especially soccer), girls and beer, but at times has moments of "questionable manhood". Not very bright, but can be very useful.

  • Ascended Extra: Appeared in the episode Big Bother, but now has a main character status.
  • Dumb Blonde: He has his moments.
  • The Mermaid Problem: Averted in The Laughable Mermaid; Marion and Dairiel's sister Dairiana have sex by... her going under, if you know what I mean...
  • Put on a Bus: After finding out his Distaff Counterpart Marian from an alternate universe gave birth after their one night together, he decided to come live with her and help her raise the kids.

Thompson Terry
A perky hardcore Anime fan who occasionally serves as the brains of the group. Not much else to say about him, except a common last name is his first name, and a common first name is his last name.

  • Author Avatar: In the same way Luke is an exaggerated manifestation of all my flaws, Thompson is the exaggerated manifestation of my love for anime (at least during my year-long anime craze, after which he got a personality of his own).
  • Catchphrase: Using anime titles instead of regular exclamations. For instance, instead of saying "Oh my God!", he says "Ah! My Goddess", and lines such as this:
    Marion: Where've you been?
    Thompson: Oh, you know, Now and Then, Here and There in This Ugly Yet Beautiful World.God OnlyKnows.
  • Cosplay: Admitted his outfit is actually cosplay of a character from some obscure anime.
  • Driven to Suicide: Hangs himself after finding out his future wife died and his kids from the future were erased from reality. Thankfully, 50 episodes later, the cosmic entity Nameless brings him back to life.
  • Expressive Hair: One of the hairs hanging from beneath his cap seems to have a mind of its own; it hangs low when Thompson's sad, or it's standing high when he's happy
  • Fangirl Japanese: Much to Japanese girl Yoko's chagrin.
    (Marion had just said something stupid)
    Yoko:Hey, watch your language!
  • Nice baseball cap
  • Nosebleed: And because he's the only (male) anime fan, he's the only one that gets this.
  • Occidental Otaku: So much he even once made a petition to build a Maid Cafe in the city; only 14 people signed.
  • Proud to Be a Geek: Doesn't hide his love for anime.
  • What Could Have Been: Instead of him, I planned a Cute But Psycho guy named Joe in his place, but decided Thompson's type of character would be more interesting.

Ever since she was born, Zoë was special. She won many baby beauty pageants, learned to walk and talk when she was 8 months old, had all the highest grades in every school, was voted prom queen (even though she was a freshman), all the boys loved her... and is one of the nicest and most helpful people around. So naturally, she was instantly enrolled into the new D.L.D., where she serves as the new leader.

10 of New D.L.D.'s friends, a Big-Bad Ensemble and a reporter.

Martina Latina
Daughter of porn diva Platina Latina (who appeared in D.D. Dies), Martina never really made a big deal out of her mother's job. She can be sassy, but most of the times is very nice and sweet.

At first she was calm and didn't show much emotions,... then everybody found out it's because she's a robot. Since Freaky Is Cool, nobody minds this, and actually enjoy her robotic abilities. Her real name is J45M1N3, and her creator is a technology college student named Chapek Asimov (named after two famous sci-fi writers that have established the robot genre).

Zhao-Len Chang
Former member of Z.C.Z., the Chinese D.L.D.-type group (did I mention every country in the world has a D.L.D.-type group? It does). Now she's living in the West, where she "doesn't have to worry about how many babies she's gonna have, or what gender they'll be, and where she can befriend the Japanese Yoko, without anyone reminding them China and Japan are natural enemies" (her own words).

Linda Stefani
Italian-born and not very bright, but a good friend when needed.

Lona Lynn
A majorette based primarily on my Author Appeal; while she does have a wonderful personality, she's mostly there to provide Fanservice... a fact she's not very happy about. Lucky for her, she eventually became much more than that.

A broody, sulky goth guy who for some reason likes to call himself after a bodily fluid and beverage. Doesn't do much, except standing around looking bored and/or snarking.

In a word, crazy. In more words, absolutely batshit insane. Says and does whatever is on her mind, and doesn't have any limits to her behavior.

Vicky Oštrić
Veronika's little sister (the youngest of 15 siblings; 13 of her other sisters and one brother. What'd you expect, their parents are immortal!) who moved into her old house. Though she may appear sweet and charming, she does have a naughty side. Which gets awkward sometimes, because she looks like she's 12, but is actually 229 years old.

  • Cute Witch
  • Expy: Of the witches from Sugar Sugar Rune.
  • Gratuitous French: Mais Oui!
    • Cerebus Retcon: As evidenced in Vicky et Georgés, this is actually her way to hold on to the memory of Georgés Blanchard, a man she fell in love with and eventually got engaged to when she and her family lived in Paris in 1919. Sadly, it all ended in tragedy; both of their families were against their relationship, and in the end, the Oštrićs fled to America, while Georgés was hung for having an affair with a witch.
  • Mayfly–December Romance: She eventually falls in love with Bludweiser who also may like her, but there're two problems: A) She's 229, he's in his 20s. B) He looks like a regular young guy, she looks like an innocent 12-year old girl. Hilarity, you may ensue now.
    • Convenient Miscarriage: One episode had her get pregnant with his child, but sadly, it all ended in tragedy.
    • Later on, they get married.
    • However, when Vicky finds Georgés, who has reincarnated into a 10-year old boy, she divorces Bludweiser and continues her relationship with Georgés (whom she, unfortunately, loses again later on).
  • Mortality Ensues + Brought Down to Normal: After using magic to kill her rapist and some skinheads who beat up Bludweiser mistaking him for a pedophile, she has her magic stripped away from her, thus reducing her to an ordinary mortal. However, she decides to embrace this change and subsequently decides to go to school and get a job.
  • Reincarnation Romance: As mentioned above, she finds out Georgés was reborn and is now a 10-year old boy (and remembers his past life) and the two continue their relationship, at least for a while, before she loses him again.
  • Sweet Tooth: Likes sweet so much, she got diabetes 32 times. Thanks to being a witch, anytime she got it, she would use her magic to get rid of it.
  • Token Mini-Moe
  • You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Hers is light purple.

Yoko Subarashii
Another Anime fan, and thus a friend of Thompson's (and also the president of their anime fan club). Unlike Thompson, however, she doesn't show off her anime loving tendencies, but she does have a geeky side. The two frequently have moments of Ship Tease, but as of episode 139, their relationship seems to going to a whole new level (with fellow friend Klara in the middle of it).

  • Betty and Veronica: The Veronica to Klara's Betty (with Thompson as the Archie).
  • Ascended Extra: In Stone'd, while Marion and Zoë were dealing with a pair of living statues that were terrorizing the city, Thompson dealt with Yoko for the place of their anime fan club president (thanks to being the only Japanese girl in a room full of Western otakus, she won). This was supposed to be her one and only appearance, but I liked her so much I decided to make her a regular.
  • “Awesome McCool” Name: Her last name means "awesome", at least that's what Google Translate says...
  • Cosplay Otaku Girl: Let me put it this way; when her big sister moved out of their parents' house to go to college, Yoko converted her entire room into a closet for all her cosplay outfits. Now the room looks like a neat but crowded clothes shop.
  • Day in the Limelight: The episode The Laughable Mermaid, along with Zhao-Len.
  • Girlish Pigtails
    • Mega Twintails: Each one is as big as her head.
    • Important Haircut: Much like Zoë she also cut her short (but keeping her pigtails) when everybody got stuck in the other universe.
  • Multicolored Hair: Dark brown with dark purple highlights.

Most goths that have appeared in this comic were dark and depressing. But not Klara. She's not so much as a Perky Goth, but a Genki Goth. While she may be into all kinds of metal music and wears black and grey clothes, she's basically one of the most optimistic and hyperactive people in this series. She's wild and spontaneous, which is why she mostly gets paired up with fellow Genki Girl Darla.

  • Ascended Extra: First appeared in episode 117 Are You There, Satan? It's Me, Margaret.
  • Betty and Veronica: The Betty to Yoko's Veronica.
  • Dark Is Not Evil: At first glance, she seems like a stereotypical sullen goth. There is no second glance, because she'll run off way too fast for you to realize she's actually very cheerful.
  • Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: In Monster High School High, it's implied she and the Witch God (who is a giant humanoid with a goat's head) had some sort of relationship in the past. In the end, the two are eating ice-cream while having casual conversation.
  • Fun T-Shirt: It has the logo of her favorite band, Wolfmother.
  • Future Me Scares Me: In Klara & Klara she is visited by her future self who is miserable and shabby-looking because she didn't end up with Thompson. Horrified by this, the two Klaras concoct a plan to win over Thompson (which inevitably fails).
  • Genki Girl: The genkiest of them all.
  • Perky Goth: Perky being a major understatement.
  • "Shut Up" Kiss: Does this to Thompson as he's freaking out in You Mess With Time, Time Messes With You!.
  • Stalker with a Crush: Anytime Thompson and Yoko are together, she is sure to follow them around (and intervene if necessary).
  • Write Who You Know: Based on this girl from my former school, though that one wasn't nearly as nuts as Klara.

Debra Deborah
The new anchorwoman and reporter for Metropolis Newz.

The New League of Extraordinary Villains
A Big Bad duo that's set out to destroy the D.L.D.; first the newbies, and now the originals.As of episode 287, the group is completely disbanded.They were:

Dr. Marvin Zero
Introduced as the new Big Bad in From Zero to Eternity, his goal is to continue where the League of Extraordinary Villains failed many times. Once he was paired up with another major villain, Damjanka Jadranov, this goal was achieved: both constantly argue and behave like children, and can never get rid of the D.L.D., much like the League. And when they were merged with the original League, well...

  • Soulpatch of evil
  • Character Death: Turns himself into a portal that sucks the D.L.D. into the Demented Dimension, and subsequently dies.
  • For the Evulz: He's evil because he simply is.
  • Interspecies Romance: Has sex with one of the monsters in the Demented Dimension which gives birth to his half human son.
  • Mad Scientist
  • Meaningful Name: His name can be interpreted in two ways:
    • It comes from a short novel called Black Smile, where Dr. Zero refers to a non-existant character who represents a new beginning, or starting over. The Dr. Zero in this series starts over as the new major recurring villain, and begins where the League of Extraordinary Villains ended.
    • When it comes to destroying the new D.L.D., he really is a zero.
  • Villain Episode: Zero's Hour, which showed his college days, his becoming a mad scientist, his (forced) marriage to a female wrestler, and in the end, said wrestler turning him to the authorities because of his evil experiments, forcing him to flee.
  • You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Dark blue, in fact.

Damjanka Jadranov
A girl who can't stand society and is simply evil. From head to toe she's dressed in black (her shirt, hoodie jacket, pants, boots, hair, make-up, spiked collar... all black). She decides to join Dr. Zero and help him in his goal to destroy the new D.L.D. (or rather, to boss him around).

Hunter and Day Terry
Thompson's teenage kids from the year 2040, appeared in episode 163 The Terries. But let them explain:

Day: You see... um... O.K., ah, 26 years in the future, in the year 2040, time travel will be a normal everyday thing! That's when two 16-year olds, inspired by their dad's stories, will want to go back in time to live them out themselves!
And their dad will say "I can't let you do that, what if something happens to you?", to which they will say "It's okay, dad, even if we get hurt or even die, it would happen in the past, and we will still be born in the future!". After some convincing, he finally let them travel back in to the past. We are those kids!
[Thompson looks flabbergasted]
Hunter: I'm Hunter Terry.
Day: And I'm Day Terry. We are your kids from the future!
[Thompson, Zoë and Marion all look even more flabbergasted]
Hunter and Day: Taa-daah!

  • Day in the Limelight: Hunter in Ghoul Meets Boy befriends a ghostgirl named Sue who lives in D.L.D.'s attic. Unfortunately, she's a Poltergeist that goes wild at night and throughout the episode Hunter tries to keep her hidden from everybody else.
  • Expy/Composite Character: Both are based on River Song from Doctor Who, with some of the Doctor's traits thrown in as well. Hunter even has "Spoilers!" as his Catch-Phrase.
  • Keet: Hunter.
  • Kid from the Future
  • Reincarnation: As it turns out, they are the incarnations of the Lady in Grey and the Lady in Lightgreen.
  • Repetitive Name: They first introduce themselves as Hunter Cacciatore and Day Giorno. Zoë is able to see through their lie since in Italian "cacciatore" means "hunter", and "giorno" means "day".
  • Ret Gone: Thanks to their mother's death and their father's suicide, they were retroactively never born, and were thus erased from reality. Once Nameless brings their parents back to life, so are they.
  • Rummage Sale Reject: Apparently girl's fashion in the future consists of wearing your father's shirt with some accesorising (Day even mentions one of the girls in her school wears her great-grandfather's shirt, and how all the other girls are jealous of her). Boy's fashion isn't any better; the more layers you got, the more cool you look. Hunter wears a hoodie, a shirt, a vest, a T-shirt and a tie, and if it wasn't so warm, he'd also be wearing a leather jacket and a trenchcoat.
  • Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: Inverted; Day is more down to Earth than the childish Hunter.

In episode 186, Boy Meets Ghoul, New D.L.D. investigates a building that's haunted by a ghost of a woman who hides her face. In the end, however, it turns out this woman is not only a living person named Maiya (she hides her face because, as she puts it, it brought her nothing but trouble), but also the mother of Hunter and Day.

  • Cool Mask: A top hat with a black veil that hides her mysterious face.
  • The Faceless: She only reveals her face to her neighbours so they could see why she hides it from everyone; they react with horrified screams and one of them even vomits.
  • The Reveal:

    • She is Hunter and Day's mom.

    Maiya: Speaking of the D.L.D., there are 4 boys there... is one of them by any chance your future father?
    Day: Yeah, you're still gonna have to wait.

  • Put on a Bus: In that same episode, Thompson finds out she is his future wife (and she finds out he is her future husband), and in the end she decides to travel around the world to make up for lost time and come back to Thompson so they can begin their life together.
    • Bus Crash: Dies in a car crash while in Puerto Rico. Then, Nameless brings her back to life.

Stuart Zero
Dr. Zero's half mutant, half human son. A result of his father's one very lonely night when he had sex with a monster from the Demented Dimension. Has three mouths (two on his face and one on the side of his belly), three tentacles and a wonderful personality.

A girl whose parents were one of the Syrian refugees that moved into the Demented Dimension and who were killed by the giant monster there, now her legal guardian is Dr. Zero. Instantly made friends with his son Stuart and often protects him from bullies.

Georgés Blanchard
Vicky's dead fiancé, now her reincarnated boyfriend. Doesn't seem to have trouble having memories from his previous life and living his current life.

  • Deal with the Devil: The real reason why he's alive; he and some of the souls in Hell were given an opportunity to walk amongst the living for a year; this is how he and Vicky got together again. Sadly, when the contract ended, he was brought back to Hell, and Vicky was left heartbroken yet again.
  • Limited Social Circle: His only friends were Vicky, Stuart and Anisha (and he was theirs).
  • Mayfly–December Romance: No matter how old he is, Vicky will always be over 200 years older than him.
  • Puppy Love: His relationship with Vicky when he was brought back.
  • Reincarnation: A fake one, actually.
  • Reincarnation Romance: Thanks to Vicky being immortal, they both managed to find each other again, if only for a year.

Lilly, Milly and Filly
A trio of girls from D.L.D's old school, first appeared in episode 179, now serving as foil to Stuart, Anisha, Vicky and Georgés.

Gina: Sally, why are we here?
Sally: Because this is a haunted house, and we're in a horror comic!

D.D. (possessed): Sally Winthrope, you must die!
Sally: But I have a manicure at 3'0 clock!

Dexter: Guys, you better buckle up, 'cuz it's rock'n'roll time!
D.D.: Oh, that's promising.

Po: Time for mindless violence!

Dexter: So now what?
D.D.: We have to go back! I just hope things haven't gotten worse!
[cut to Metropolis Newz]
David: This is David Fernsberry and things have gotten worse!

D.D.: So, Rex, we can solve this in two ways... nonsensical cartoon violence or calm peaceful negotiation. And we all know how we work things out around here, don't we?
Rex: Already ahead of you! [suddenly dressed as Lord Voldemort ] Prepare to die!

Dexter: So, how's principal Dummydoor?
Meina: Still boring and old as always!
D.D.: Yeah, I always thought that as a recurring character he's pretty useless!
Dummydoor: Hello, I'm right here! And why do I have to sit on this stupid tripod?!
D.D.: 'Cause you're old and useless! Now shut up!

Mrs. Rogač: Our house is...alive?! That is stupid and doesn't make any sense!
Luke: Don't worry, it's not the weirdest thing that ever happened in this comic!
Mrs. Rogač: What comic?!
Luke: THIS comic! We live in a comic book, y'know!
Mrs. Rogač: What are you talking about, this is no comic book, this is real life!
D.D.: I don't like her! She's not in touch with reality!

D.D.: Stop terrorizing this family, and give in, Evil Doll!
Possessed doll (demon voice): FUCK THE POLICE!

Persephone: The Author has another case of writer's block.
Gina: Another? And when did one of them end?

David Fernsberry: And in other news, this morning a bakery was robbed! But it was not money that was taken, but food! Luckily, the police managed to catch the culprit. Here's what she had to say...

Vicky: What are you doing in Metropolis?
Morticia Addams: Well, back in our old town, we were considered freaky and weird. Metropolis, however, has a lot of weird stuff going on, so we fit right in!

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