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Only somebody like Tom can make these kinds of moments fun to watch.


  • "Kitten fight!" "No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!" He catches a kitten and goes "Aww..." Cut to his tombstone.


  • "Joey, did you eat my sandwich?" "I am your sandwich. (forces himself down his friend's throat)" However, he crawls back out later.
  • "Goodbye, world..." "Okay Jim, I'll see you around. Where're you go— (gunshot) Oh! Oh no! Oh! That's not what I thought he meant by that at all!"
  • "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
  • "Hey guys, check out my new camera!" (BANG!) Oh, wait, this isn't a camera."


  • "Hey kid, you can't skate here!" "You can't tell me what to do— (blows up in a minefield)"
  • "I want to be a pie! (cut to kid in the oven)" "Billy, nooo!"
  • "When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!" "Why wait? (kicks girl into outer space)"



  • "I'm going to punch your face...IN THE FACE!" As the victim screams, the camera zooms into his forehead to reveal another smaller face that's also screaming, and that gets punched.


  • Mr. Muffin in general. Suicide as Comedy doesn't get much better than a sentient muffin with an adorable voice going around asking to be eaten.
  • "Don't jump! You have so much to live for!" "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"


  • The first joke in episode 8. This trope kicks in when you realize it's an adult singing to a baby.
    Pop Singer: ♫ Ooh, baby! I love you, baby! ♫
    Mother: Stay away from my baby!
    Baby: But mother, I love him.
  • (shot of smiling, panting dog) "You're adopted!" (shot of saddened dog accompanied by piano note)
  • This kind of joke appears later in the same episode, in which the punchline is an adult woman dating a baby, when you first assumed she was his mother.
    Woman: Oh, Timmy, don't cry. Seriously, Timmy, cut it out. Timmy, this is the worst date ever!

Deleted Scenes

  • "Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer." (SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES) "Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore..." (patient's head, now a pineapple, falls off his neck)
  • "Save me, Superguy!" "No." "You're a diiiiiiiiick..."
  • The so-mean-it's-funny Take That! at The Annoying Orange.
    Boy: (making an orange talk) Hey, Apple! Apple! Apple! Hey, Apple!
    Father: Well, we failed. (cocks shotgun) Don't look, honey.


  • Episode 9 runs on this. For instance:
    Man: Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?
    (scene shows a woman holding a baby)
    Woman: No. (Beat) You can have it!
    Man: (grabs baby) Thank you!
  • "Honey, I'm pregnant!" (scene reveals she's talking to another woman) "...I can explain!"
  • Not a romance this time...
    Woman: I think we should just be friends. (walks away)
  • And also:
    Man 1: Hey! Wanna see an impression of my dad?
    Man 2: Sure!
    (Man 1 disappears)
    Man 2: Haha! Comedy.


  • The very first skit:
    Man: (seeing guy about to jump off a building) Nooo!!! Don't jump! (sets up video camera) Okay, now jump!
  • This scene possibly crosses it thrice:
    Basketball: (bouncing across a road) Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!
    Suzie: (chases him, laughing... and gets run over)
    Basketball: Mmm... Good...
  • "Hey! Here comes that trainsgender guy!"
  • Do not sing “If You're Happy and You Know It” if you’re holding a baby. That is all.
  • The fat guy from asdfmovie7 doesn't want to be fat anymore. Tearful, he points a gun at his mouth...and bites the barrel off of it.


  • The Running Gag of the episode is a butt that farts with enough force to rip people's faces clean off.
  • "Boo! Haha, made you jump!" Zoom out to show the top of a building... followed by a distant "splat".
  • "What's that behind your ear? It's a hearing aid!" "...WHAT?"


  • You know you're off to a good start when this is the opening skit:
    Dad with camcorder: Keep pushing! Push!
    Doctor: Congratulations! We got it back in!
  • "A, B, C, D, E, F, gun!" (BANG)
  • A man comes up to another man and attempts to impress him by inflating and exploding. The other man finds the display "hot".
  • This skit seems to be crossing the line this way at first... then it crosses back.
    Boy: Dad, I'm gay!
    "Dad": I have no son!
    Boy: Gasp! ...This isn't my house!


  • One skit starts with two girls playing patty-cake. Then a man falls out of the sky, crushing one of the girls before he looks down at his blood-soaked hands in horror.
  • A man with a pipe is looking at a child playing with a ball.
    Man: That's my boy!
    (child kicks ball away)
    Man: No! My boy!
    Ball: Father, help!
  • Quite possibly one of the meanest yet funniest jokes this series has done to date:
    Girl: When I grow up, I wanna be a doctor, just like you!
    Doctor: Awww! (cut to the girl on a hospital bed) ...You're not gonna grow up.


  • "Broccoli, sockoli, what's he doin' today?!" "He's dead." (Beat) "THE END"
  • This skit:
    Mother: That's my girl!
    (scene shows the girl in question is dead)
    Policeman: ...I'm sorry for your loss, ma'am.