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Only somebody like Tom can make these kinds of moments fun to watch.


In general:

  • Let's just say that most jokes, in any episode, dealing with death and suicide are this.

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  • "Joey, did you eat my sandwich?" "I am your sandwich." *forces himself down his friend's throat* However, he crawls back out later.
  • "Goodbye world!" "Okay Jim, see you around. Where're you go- *gunshot* Oh! Oh no! Oh! That's not what I thought he meant by that at all!"
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  • "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
  • "Hey guys, check out my new camera!" *BANG!* Oh, wait, this isn't a camera."

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  • "Hey kid, you can't skate here!" "You can't tell me what to do-" *blows up in a minefield*
  • "I want to be a pie!" *cut to kid in the oven* "Billy, nooo!"
  • "When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!" "Why wait?" *kicks girl into outer space*

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  • "Wanna play video games?" "Nah, man, you always beat me!" *repeated punches* "TELL NO ONE!"

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  • "I'm going to punch your face...IN THE FACE!" As the victim screams, the camera zooms into his forehead to reveal another smaller face that's also screaming, and that gets punched.

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  • Mr. Muffin in general. Suicide as Comedy doesn't get much better than a sentient muffin with an adorable voice going around asking to be eaten.
  • "Don't jump! You have so much to live for!" "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"

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  • The first joke in episode 8. This trope kicks in when you realize it's an adult singing to a baby.
    Pop Singer: Ohh, baby! I love you, baby!
    Mother: Stay away from my baby!
    Baby: But mother, I love him.
  • (shot of smiling, panting dog) "You're adopted!" (shot of saddened dog accompanied by piano note)
  • This kind of joke appears later in the same episode, in which the punchline is an adult woman dating a baby, when you first assumed she was his mother.
    Woman: Oh, Timmy, don't cry. Seriously, Timmy, cut it out. Timmy, this is the worst date ever!

Deleted Scenes

  • "Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer." (SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES) "Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore..." (patient's head, now a pineapple, falls off his neck)
  • "Save me, Superguy!" "No." "You're a diiiiiiiiick..."

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  • Episode 9 runs on this. For instance:
    Man: Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?
    (zooms out to show a woman holding a baby)
    Woman: No. (Beat) You can have it!
    Man: *grabs baby* Thank you!
  • "Honey, I'm pregnant!" (zoom out to show another woman) "...I can explain!"
  • Not a romance this time...
    Woman: I think we should just be friends. *walks away*
    Man: Mother!
  • And also:
    Man 1: Hey! Wanna see an impression of my dad?
    Man 2: Sure!
    (Man 1 disappears)
    Man 2: Haha! Comedy.

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  • The very first skit:
    Man: (seeing guy about to jump off a building) Nooo!!! Don't jump! (sets up video camera) Okay, now jump!
  • This scene possibly crosses it thrice:
    Basketball: (bouncing across a road) "Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!"
    Suzie: (chases him, laughing..... and gets run over)
    Basketball: Mmm... Good...
  • "Hey! Here comes that trainsgender guy!"
  • The fat guy from asdfmovie7 doesn't want to be fat anymore. Tearful, he points a gun at his mouth...and bites the barrel off of it.
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