Patrick Bristow (September 26, 1962) is an American actor, comedian, and director best known for Showgirls (1995), The Longest Yard (2005), and So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993).
He is openly gay and is married to Andrew Nicastro.
Filmography
Film Roles
- 1991: Delirious as Bellboy
- 1993: So I Married an Axe Murderer as Cafe Roads Performer
- 1994: Revenge Of The Red Baron as Guard
- 1995: A Bucket of Blood as Link
- 1995: Showgirls as Marty Jacobsen
- 1996: The Twilight Of The Golds as Brandon
- 1997: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery as Bolton
- 1998: Im Losing You as Rico
- 2001: Beethovens4th as Guillermo
- 2003: Detonator as DeJuan Michaels
- 2005: The Longest Yard as Walt
- 2005: The Inner Circle as Ramon
- 2006: Jimmy And Judy as Dr. Walters
- 2006: The Enigma With A Stigma as Joe McVicker
- 2008: Friends And Lovers The Ski Trip 2 as Mark
- 2010: All About Evil as Peter Gorge
- 2013: Pain & Gain as Spy Shop Clerk
- 2014: My Trip Back To The Dark Side as Belly Wrapper
- 2014: Transformers: Age of Extinction as Landlord's Grandson
- 2014: Reality as Klaus
- 2018: Mistrust as Trent Masterson
- 2019: The Untold Story as Walter
- 2020: Barbie And Kendra Save The Tiger King as Dr. Florence Henderson
- 2020: Barbie And Kendra Storm Area 51 as Chunky (voice)
- 2020: Superintelligence as Digital Superintelligence
- 2021: Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar as Elderly Scientist
Television Roles
- 1987: Webster as Bellhop
- 1989: The People Next Door as Igor
- 1990: City as Kid
- 1991: Charlie Hoover as Hotel Manager
- 1991: On The Television as Various
- 1991: Riders In The Sky as Sourdough
- 1993: Black Tie Affair as Philip Wingate
- 1993: The Second Half as Various
- 1993: Adventures in Wonderland as Cavebunny
- 1994: Step by Step as The Bellman
- 1994: The Larry Sanders Show as Raoul
- 1994: Madman Of The People as Ollie
- 1994: Sister, Sister as Henrique
- 1994: Tom as Kevin
- 1994-1998: Ellen as Peter Barnes (19 episodes)
- 1995: The Mommies as Armand
- 1995: Platypus Man as Doorman
- 1996: Kirk as Maitre'd
- 1996: Dream On as Steward Stu
- 1996: Seinfeld as Wig Master
- 1996: Life with Louie as Counselor Rudy
- 1996-1997: Mad About You as Troy/The Clerk (5 episodes)
- 1997: Head Over Heels as Ian
- 1998: The Drew Carey Show as The Salesman
- 1998: The Brian Benben Show as Victor
- 1998: Friends as The Stage Manager
- 1999-2000: Family Guy as Hector/Various/Cheesy Charlie's Manager (4 episodes)
- 2000: Grown Ups as Rodney
- 2001: The Amanda Show as Coach
- 2001: Black Scorpion as Sanitation Psycho
- 2001: Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Mercury
- 2003: Fillmore! as Restorer
- 2004: Curb Your Enthusiasm as Steve the Choreographer
- 2004: Significant Others as Ian
- 2004: Still Standing as Simon
- 2004: That's So Raven as Tony
- 2004: Grounded for Life as Director
- 2004-2005: Malcolm in the Middle as Lloyd/Phillip (2 episodes)
- 2005: Zoey 101 as Mr. Fletcher
- 2005: Listen Up as Arthur Dotson
- 2005: Charmed as Jordan
- 2005: Hopeless Pictures as Various
- 2005-2007: The Suite Life of Zack & Cody as Patrick (9 episodes)
- 2006: Lovespring International as Kenneth Watterman
- 2006-2007: The Minor Accomplishments Of Jackie Woodman as Mitchell (8 episodes)
- 2007: Big Day as Perky Clerk
- 2007-2009: King of the Hill as P.J. (3 episodes)
- 2009: Starving as Hollywood Tour Guide
- 2009: CSI as Lionel Rose
- 2009: Head Case as Steve Harrington
- 2009: Rita R Ocks as Mr. De La Soire
- 2010: Good Luck Charlie as Mr. Dingwall
- 2010: Elviras Movie Macabre as Charlie
- 2011: Bucket And Skinners Epic Adventure as Mr. St. Troy
- 2012: Old Dogs And New Tricks as Dr. Keebler
- 2013: Crash & Bernstein as Puppeteer
- 2015: Last Man Standing as Salesman
- 2015: Pretty Little Liars as Gallery Owner
- 2015: The Middle as Oracle
- 2015: Shameless (US) as Bill
- 2016: Bella and the Bulldogs as School Trip Leader
- 2016: Criminal Minds as Asher Douglas
- 2017: Major Crimes as Griffin Clarkson
- 2018: The Thundermans as Presidential Spokesperson
- 2018: American Woman as Randall
- 2020: AJ and the Queen as Kevin Prescott
- 2021: Super Hero Diaries as Parody Alfred Pennyworth/Parody Deadpool (4 episodes)
- 2021: The Morning Show as Gordon
- 2022: NCIS as Channing Elroy
Shorts
- 2006: Pro Choice as Counselor
- 2011: Dated as Patrick
- 2014: Griots Lament as King Frederick the Great
Music Videos
- 2012: Lose Yourself as Bellywrapper
Producer
- 2020: The Topangans (short)
