- Eric tackling the house band drummer, and proceeding to beat the stuffing out of him.
- Eric playing with a Ouija board and speaking in tongues.
- Eric throwing boiling water at a naked man tied to a post.
- Eric removing his teeth with pliers, then making out with a stagehand.
- Eric being shot by a SWAT team until he's literally just a pile of hamburger meat.
- A catatonic Eric being swung around the set by a cable and smashing into different objects.
- Eric fingering a snowman before biting its nose and punching its head off.
- Eric hanging himself while masturbating.
- Eric ripping off his own arm and using it as a weapon.
- Eric attempting to fight a kung fu master and getting his ass kicked.
- Eric beating up and devouring a police officer.
- Eric enthusiastically watching a brawl between Jesus and Buddha.
- Eric, nude, wearing a chicken carcass on his head and hands while screaming incoherently.
- The entire opening being played backwards.
- Eric beating the absolute shit out of a little person dressed as a leprechaun.
- Eric snapping a stage hand's neck.
- Eric sitting in a fancy chair and then being shot in the back of the head from behind by Abraham Lincoln.
- Eric stripping naked and pouring mustard and ketchup on himself.
- Eric salsa dancing with a woman in an elegant dress before suddenly body slamming her into a desk.
- Eric sticking his dick in a paper shredder before being beheaded by an ISIS militant.
- Eric getting beaten up by several wrestlers.
- Eric breaking up a fight between two Asian businessmen.
- Eric being sucked through a wormhole.
- Eric cutting his own tongue out with shears.
- Eric dressed as a Buddhist monk, pouring gasoline on himself before being pepper sprayed by a police officer.
Couch Gag / The Eric Andre Show