- A Running Gag in the Adrian Mole books is self-proclaimed intellectual Adrian completely missing the point of whatever book he's reading. For instance, after finishing Animal Farm he declares "From now on I'm treating pigs with the contempt they deserve. I am boycotting pork of all kinds."
- A conversation in Adventures of Huckleberry Finn between Huck and Jim: they are discussing historical kings, and when Huck brings up King Solomon, Jim goes on a rant about how foolish it is to split a child in half to settle a custody dispute. Nevermind that it was an obvious bluff, and the real mother would give up the child to save its life. Huck calls him out on this, saying "You missed the point by a thousand miles". (Given how Huck explains the judgement and given how he seems unable to give an explanation beyond "You just don't understand!", one almost gets the implication that Huck himself doesn't quite grasp the point.)
- Angela and Diabola: When Diabola first enters school at the age of six, she draws a number of extremely disturbing pictures involving people dying horrible deaths. Her principal praises the pictures and labels Diabola an artistic genius, while completely failing to grasp her obvious violent and sociopathic tendencies.
- In Animorphs #16, the team needs to get into a highly guarded area in a crowded office building with plenty of innocents, so Rachel, Jake, and Tobias distract everyone by going out in the open in battle morphs and...mopping the floor. Rachel, as a grizzly bear, is mopping; Jake as a tiger is holding the bucket for her, and Tobias, in his default hawk form, is flying around in circles making noise to clear the way for them, prompting this exchange:"Is that a bear?""Yeah.""Is it mopping the floor?""Uh-huh.""Have we gone nuts?""I'm not nuts. It's the bear that's nuts. That's carpeted up there."
- In Atharon, after one of the characters finally gets an audience with godlike Avatars, one of the Avatars interrupts the life or death proceedings to complain about training the replacement guardian and how hard of a task that is.
- The Bartimaeus Trilogy:
Nathaniel: Really sir? Will I see it?
- In The Amulet of Samarkand, when Underwood takes Nathaniel (newly christened "John Mandrake") for the Prime Minister's address at Parliament, he tries to impress upon him the importance of not embarrassing him in public. He tells him the tale of the apprentice of Disraeli who tripped on the steps of Westminster, falling against Disraeli, who tumbled and had his fall broken by the "well-padded" Duchess of Argyle. Disraeli then clapped his hands, causing darkness to fall and turning his apprentice into an iron statue holding a boot scraper, which anyone visiting for the past 150 years has been able to use. Nathaniel's reaction?
Bartimaeus: Two measly human years to get over the trauma of meeting you. Sure, I knew some idiot with a pointy hat would one day call me up again, but I hardly thought it would be the same idiot as last time!Nathaniel: I don't have a pointy hat!
- The Golem's Eye has this exchange after Nathaniel/John Mandrake has summoned Bartimaeus, though it is less comic than revealing of how obsessed is Mandrake with his affairs:
- In Bride of the Rat God, Christine hears her Prima Donna Director call people Philistines for trying to ruin his vision, she thinks he means Philistines in the film, where there were only supposed to be Persians.
- In Robert McCloskey's Centerburg Tales Dulcy Dooner plants some of his late uncle's experimental seeds and ends up growing the world's biggest ragweed. When the mayor points out that ragweed gives people hay fever, Dulcy cheerfully states that he doesn't suffer from it.
- In Chanters of Tremaris, Calwyn sings a spell in battle. Trout, unaware of her powers, responds with an incredulous "This is no time to start singing!"
- In Charlotte's Web, Mr. Zuckerman describes how a message praising his pig has mysteriously appeared in the middle of a spider web, and concludes that they have "no ordinary pig." His wife disagrees:"Well," said Mrs. Zuckerman, "it seems to me you're a little off. It seems to me we have no ordinary spider."
"Oh, no," said Zuckerman. "It's the pig that's unusual. It says so, right there in the middle of the web."
- Elizabeth Bathory in Count and Countess thinks she's being generous when she offers to let her closest servants have a nice, relaxing dip in her Blood Bath. She doesn't understand why they hastily decline.
- In the Tiffany Aching books, Tiffany's father takes great care to keep the clock on the mantelpiece set properly. He does this by looking at the clock tower in town each time he visits the market, remembering how it looked all through the slow, miles-long trek home, and then adjusting the Achings's clock to match what he'd seen. (It's mentioned that, since he gets up at dawn and works until it's dark, it doesn't really matter what time it is, but then, why try to set it at all?)
- A running gag in The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents is that some of the more thoughtful rats think you shouldn't eat other rats. The more practical rats think this is sound advice: obviously you shouldn't eat a dead rat until you know what it died of, and you certainly shouldn't eat the green wobbly bit.
- Here's an exchange between Vetinari and Colon in Jingo, the latter obviously having never heard of a firing squad:'I should imagine they'd give you a cigarette.''A cigarette?' said Fred.''Yes, sergeant. And a nice sunny wall to stand in front of.'Sergeant Colon examined this for any downside. 'A nice roll-up and a wall to lean against?' he said.'I think they prefer you to stand up straight, sergeant.''Fair enough. No need to be sloppy just because you're a prisoner.'
- Inverted in Going Postal Moist, when inquiring about the location of the Post Office's two missing chandeliers, he is told by a wizard they are currently in the Assassins' Guild and the Opera House. It's Moist himself who doesn't understand the assassins only ever kill for money.Moist: Yes, I think I shall put that off for a day or two, dangerous people to tangle with.Wizard: Indeed. I understand some of those sopranos can kick like a mule.
- Divine Diva by Daniel Gagnon. The famous singer Iolanda is dying; the President, corrupt head of a corrupt and crumbling government, repeatedly calls her, pleading with her to return to the stage and revive both of their glory days, and making a thousand excuses as to why the political situation isnt his fault. Iolanda tells him shes rejected her earlier life of hedonism and extravagance and at last found love, in the person of Francesca, the humble young woman who cares for her. Francesca bluntly tells the President his faults. The President, denied Iolanda by death, tries to instead win over Francesca, but without ever admitting wrongdoing: having completely missed the point of what Iolanda values in her, he tells her that hell gladly listen to her talk of corruption and starvation if shell only have dinner with him at a fancy restaurant. He gets the only possible response when Francesca hangs up on him.
- Bill from Don't Call Me Ishmael! occasionally does this, for example when Razza asks him if he would rather make out with Aragorn or 'that smokin' elf chick'. Instead of confirming that he's gay, Bill proceeds to correct Razza and explain that Arwen is actually half-elven. She and Aragorn met when...
- Deuce of Edenborn is a bit of a Pyro Maniac, so it's reasonable that his father warns him about fire safety before sending him to meet his cousins. Therefore Deuce is careful to stamp out fires caused by the explosives he slings throughout their house.
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: "How about some ether?"
- In Great Expectations, Herbert tells Pip about his fiance's elderly father. When Pip asks, "What does he live on?" Herbert replies, "The first floor." Pip was actually inquiring after the source of his income.
- Harry Potter:
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: When Fudge enters the Ministry after the Order and the D.A. battle it out with Voldemort and his Death Eaters he catches a glimpse of Voldemort (whose return he has been very vocally and publicly denying for a year) and is shocked, then starts wondering why the fountain in the atrium is destroyed. It takes Dumbledore stepping in and telling him what he needs to do for him to actually act on the revelation, and it's implied his first impulse was to arrest Dumbledore though he couldn't since the Aurors accompanying him also saw the tail end of Voldemort.
- In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, when Xenophilius Lovegood challenges Hermione to prove that the Resurrection Stone doesn't exist, Hermione scoffs that you could believe in absolutely anything if the only evidence you need to justify your beliefs is the inability to disprove them. Xeno agrees, but takes the comment as a sign that Hermione is opening her mind to his ideas rather than how ridiculous she finds them.
- In Heart of Steel: Alistair has been immersed in Mad Science and virtual solitude for a decade, meaning that his social skills are almost nil. Thus, he considers turning his beloved's ex into a cyborg and making her a chimera for a pet are perfectly acceptable gifts for her. Her protests only prompt him to try harder.
- In High Fidelity, Rob tries to figure out what his ex meant when she said she hadn't had sex with her new boyfriend yet, and asks a friend for help figuring it out with a different example. It doesn't go well.Rob: What would it mean to you? That sentence? "I haven't seen Reservoir Dogs yet?"
Barry: To me, it would mean you're a liar. Either that or you've gone potty. You saw it twice. [snip]
Rob: Yeah, yeah, I know. But say I handn't seen it and I said to you, "I haven't seen Reservoir Dogs yet," what would you think?
Barry: I'd think you're a sick man. And I'd feel sorry for you.
Rob: No, but would you think, from that one sentence, that I was going to see it?
Barry: I'd hope you were, yeah, otherwise I would have to say that you're not a friend of mine.
- The Tom Holt novel Earth, Air, Fire and Custard featured the best way to describe this in history.''Missing the point with all the futile diligence of a blind machine-gunner."
- Subverted by the antique-shop owner in the Maggody mystery novels, whose sign ("Antiques: New and Used") seems like this trope, but is actually Obfuscating Stupidity employed to lure in gullible tourists.
- In Malevil: Big Bad Fulbert of La Roque and The Hero Emmanuel of Malevil are having a pissing contest over who has authority in the region after World War III. Religion is their primarily weapon, Fulbert appoints himself priest of La Roque and so Emmanuel is elected as priest of Malevil. When Fulbert announces he is appointed as Bishop, Emmanuel decides to respond with sarcasm and his own ridiculous claim. He digs out six hundred year old documents from The Hundred Years War claiming that the Lord of Malevil is Feudal Overlord over La Roque, with power over the clergy, and that he inherits the title and power by virtue of owning the property before the war. His friends unfortunately rally under the idea that they now have the "legal" right to overthrow the evil priest.
- Mortal Engines: In A Darkling Plain, Lady Naga (wife of General Naga, leader of the Green Storm) is captured by Grandma Gravy, and merchant Napster Varley tries to buy her so he can ransom her to the highest bidder. Grandma tells Napster that she was thinking of skinning her for a rug, to which Napster retorts that it's Lady Naga's brain that makes her really valuable. Grandma assumes Napster wants it as a macabre paperweight of some sort.
- The Mortal Instruments: More than once during an Anguished Declaration of Love, where Alec Lightwood seems more concerned with the fact that Magnus didn't return his calls and lied about his age than the fact the city is under attack and Magnus is explaining all the pain Alec's closeted-ness and his love is causing him. Leading us to this little gem where they BOTH end up missing the point of their conversation:"You told me you were three hundred! You're seven hundred years old?""Well, eight hundred, but I don't look it."
- In James Thurber's short story "Mr. Preble Gets Rid of His Wife," Mr. Preble is planning to murder his wife so he can run off with his secretary. She is suspicious when he asks her to go down to the cellar with him, and he blurts out the truth almost immediately — and ends up in an argument about the selfish and inconsiderate way he's chosen to go about it (she's in the middle of a book and doesn't feel like going down to the cellar to be murdered just now; it's cold down there, and he's picked out a lousy murder weapon and makes her wait while he goes to find another one... and so on).
- Neverwhere: Croup and Vandemar are hiding out in an Abandoned Hospital, and Mr. Croup performs a miniature knife-throwing act with his hand and five razor blades, demonstrating perfect aim. Mr. Vandemar is not impressed, as "you didn't even hit one finger." He then proceeds to throw his own knife directly through the back of his hand, which neatly shows the supernatural nature of the pair as he does not bleed and the wound closes up instantly. ("Oh, Mr. Vandemar, if you cut us do we not bleed?" "... No.")
- Croup seems to be disappointed about not hitting any fingers, implying that he couldn't even tell the difference.
- New York magazine used to have various humorous reader competitions. One of them was to write literature and theater reviews as if by a critic who Completely Missed The Point. (E.g., one entry panned Crime and Punishment for revealing the murderer's identity at the beginning, thus spoiling the mystery. Another reviewed a Dick and Jane book, saying that the author seems to be aiming for a Hemingway-like style, "but the effect is mechanical rather than taut.") This may have been inspired by a genuine review of Lady Chatterley's Lover published in a country sports magazine, which complained that all the interesting parts about the life of a gamekeeper were broken up by a tedious romantic subplot.
- Lydia and Mrs. Bennet from Pride and Prejudice are both thrilled with Lydia's Shotgun Wedding to Mr. Wickham, in spite of the fact that Wickham ran off with Lydia for two weeks with no intention of marrying her and left a pile of debts behind him, making it clear that he's horrible husband material by any standard of the time. Mrs. Bennet at least is upset about the situation until the marriage is confirmed, and has good reason to be relieved that her daughter (and by extension the prospects of all her other daughters) is not Defiled Forever, but it never even occurs to Lydia for a moment that she's done anything to be embarrassed about, and she first smugly congratulates herself for the great joke she's playing on everyone by running off with the man, then later badgers her sisters to congratulate and praise her for her marriage.
- Book 6 of Ranger's Apprentice has Horace tell Will that they need siege engines to throw dead cows over the walls. Will wonders why you'd want to throw dead cows at the wall, and Horace has to explain to his friend that they throw the cows over'' the walls.Will: I don't suppose it does much for the cows' morale either.
- In The Screwtape Letters, the eponymous demon explains to his nephew that, since there is of course no such thing as real love, God cannot possibly really love humanity, and therefore His professed love must be some kind of elaborate deception in order to preserve His power, and that if only the forces of Hell could figure out the scheme behind this deception, they could succeed in winning their war with Heaven:Screwtape: Since then, we have begun to see why our Oppressor was so secretive. His throne depends on the secret. Members of His faction have frequently admitted that if ever we came to understand what He means by Love, the war would be over and we should re-enter Heaven. And there lies the great task. We know that He cannot really love: nobody can: it doesn't make sense. If we could only find out what He is really up to!
- A short poem by Shel Silverstein is about a boy coming to school and saying, "Durn, I growed another head." The teacher corrects his poor grammar.
- Moreover, the teacher corrects his grammar by saying, "Chester, I think it's time you knowed, / the word is 'grew' instead of 'growed'."
- When Shamisen the calico cat suddenly speaks (with with the voice of an old philosopher) in The Sighs of Haruhi Suzumiya, Itsuki is first surprised that it's a male calico. Lampshaded by Kyon.
- Fewer than half a percent of calico cats are male, so it makes sense to be surprised - until you remember who picked the cat out in the first place, given that she was looking for a 'special' cat.
- In Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!, Richard Feynman describes his experiences with physics education in Brazil. For example, students knew cold that "Brewster's Angle is the angle at which light reflected from a medium with an index of refraction is completely polarized." They knew that the light is polarized perpendicular to the plane of reflection. They even knew that the angle's tangent equaled the index of refraction. But when Feynman told them to look out over the water — nothing. When they looked through polaroid, they gushed "Ooo, it's polarized!"
- Star Trek: Federation has a discussion of a Noodle Incident where Riker sent Data on a literal Snipe Hunt. Riker struggles to keep a straight face for a while, then fesses up and tells him there's no such thing as snipe.Data: At least that would explain why no one has ever seen one.
- The Twits ' house has no windows. Mr. Twit didn't see the point of letting every Tom, Dick, and Harry peer in at them. This trope is promptly lampshaded by the narration.
- In The Unexpected Enlightement of Rachel Griffin, a long discussion between Sigfried, Rachel, and Nastasia as to whom is to be allowed on their "Trusted" list grinds to a halt when Nastasia wonders why they're excluding half their friends:Rachel: "We're trying to save the world, not form a social club."Nastasia: "I thought we were forming a social club."
- In Why Is Snot Green?, the child sometimes completely misses the point of what the professor is saying. Ironic, since the child begins each section by asking the professor a question.
- When in Why We Took the Car, Maik tries to tell Tschick that he is not gay, Tschick keeps doing this, which really pisses Maik off.Tschick: You're not gay because you're in a shitty mood or what?
- In It All Started With Columbus, Theodore Roosevelt, after reading The Jungle, grew indignant about the terrible way in which cattle were being treated, but, mistakenly assuming from the book's title that it had to do with Darkest Africa, "introduced a law providing that they should be killed only by sportsmen wearing pith helmets."
- Meanwhile, in Real Life, the author was disappointed in the general reaction to the book. He had hoped his readers would be upset about how the meat industry treated its employees, and do something about that, but "I aimed for America's heart, and hit its stomach."
Comically Missing The Point / Literature