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Team Members
Tike Alicar / Anarchist
Tike Alicar / Anarchist
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #116 (July, 2001)
- Acid Attack: He can sweat acid and shoot blasts of acidic liquid from his hands.
- The Artifact: Fears this during the Spike's tenor on the team, as he's sure it signs his death warrant.
- Back from the Dead: He's finally brought back for real at Krakoa. Reactions from his friends and family haven't been revealed yet.
- Bloody Murder: Sort of, in that his powers stem from his acidic sweat, which he can use to project powerful acidic force beams.
- Boy Meets Ghoul: Begins a loose relationship with Dead Girl.
- Decoy Backstory: Throughout the series' run, Tike was presented as a wild, womanizing bachelor. The X-Statix Special, released years after the series ended, revealed that Tike was actually married and had a son, Mike, who was conveniently old enough to join the new X-Statix alongside Edie Sawyer's now-grown daughter Katie and an Opposite-Sex Clone of Phat.
- The Glasses Come Off: Immediately before his death.
- Heritage Disconnect: He struggles with the idea that he's not a "real" black man because he's adopted and was raised by white parents.
- High-School Sweethearts: Giant X-Statix reveals that despite his womanizing persona and casual relationship with Dead Girl, Tike was actually married to his high-school sweetheart, who bore his only child, Michael Alicar.
- The Lancer: Every element of his design and personality was specifically crafted to fit into this image.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Designed to resemble Dennis Rodman in both appearance and personality
- Sunglasses at Night: While it's never addressed, he is always seen wearing his shades, even in flashbacks to his childhood and in the shower. The implication that they're prescription is fairly strong.
- 10-Minute Retirement: Quits the team to do a road show in the first arc of X-Statix.
Mickey Tork / Bloke
Mickey Tork / Bloke
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #117 (August, 2001)
- Amazing Technicolor Population: He's pink skinned
- Bury Your Gays: A parody version, at least.
- Captain Ethnic: Every gay stereotype you can imagine rolled up into one package.
- Manly Gay: An avid bodybuilder and an especially brutal vigilante
- Retirony: Before the new X-Force's first mission he has a romantic get together with his boyfriend and it's established that he's the only member of the team in a relationship. He dies very soon afterward.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Died on his first mission
Coach
Coach / The Arm
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #116 (July, 2001)
- Bad Boss: He did regular purges of the team in order to get rid of any members who might have challenged him, and was not above using his position to pressure female members into sleeping with him.
- Big Bad: Of the first arc of the series.
- Broken Pedestal: When he tries to get Edie to kill Guy and it's revealed that he killed all the previous team as a publicity stunt.
- Dirty Old Man: He has passed Edie over for promotions several times because she refused to sleep with him, and is killed off in the middle of an attempt to rape her.
- Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": He's only known as Coach.
- Laser-Guided Karma: He's killed by Edie not long after he tried to rape her paralyzed body, with the same gun he tried to set Guy up to die with.
- Red Right Hand: He has a missing arm (which apparently used to be superpowered) and red eyes.
Dead Girl
Dead Girl
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #125 (April, 2002)
- Attractive Zombie: She becomes an in-universe sex symbol once the Progressively Prettier starts.
- Berserk Button: Do not disrespect dead bodies and let her get to know about it.
- Boy Meets Ghoul: Begins a loose relationship with Tyke.
- Cute Monster Girl: For a zombie-like girl, she is rather cute.
- Friendly Zombie: Dead Girl is a mutant whose power is to return from death as a Revenant Zombie. She is not only friendly, but also a superhero who protects her friends and even starts a romantic relationship with one of her teammates.
- From a Single Cell: In her first appearance, she gets reduced to a pile of smoking mush on the floor by an energy blast, but totally regenerates a few minutes later.
- Nigh-Invulnerability: Several versions at once. I mean, she is already dead, what more can you do to her?
- Progressively Prettier: Early issues often have her drawn as quite wizened and mummified. Soon this changes so that she usually just looks like a really hot girl with blue-grey skin and rings round her eyes, although she occasionally looks more "dead" when she uses her spiritual powers.
- Revenant Zombie: With added mediumistic powers.
- You Can't Kill What's Already Dead: Dead Girl is extremely tough to damage or destroy because her body is a walking corpse.
Doop
Doop
Species: Artificial being
First Appearance: X-Force #116 (July, 2001)
- Breakout Character: The only character in X-Statix to become a regular in the larger X-Men world.
- Intelligible Unintelligible: One page actually provides a translation from the symbols he speaks in to English letters. For the most part, it's still accurate even in Doop's modern appearances.
- Noodle Incident: Doop's history before joining the team is occasionally hinted at but never really explored. Suffice it to say, he knows Wolverine well enough that Wolvie knows Doop-speak.
- Token Non-Human: He's an artificial being in a team of mutants.
- Wing Ding Lish: However, it has been claimed that Doop's dialogue is in a wingding font known as "Roswell Wreckage".
Robbie Rodriguez / El Guapo
Roberto "Robbie" Rodriguez / El Guapo
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Statix #9 (May, 2003)
- Alliterative Name: Robbie Rodriguez.
- Canon Immigrant: In canon itself, no less; he was originally just an actor hired for the X-Statix movie to play a new character (the studio felt that the team lineup needed more diversity) who caught the attention of the real X-Statix and got hired to the real team.
- Companion Cube: He talks to his skateboard when nobody else is around, and even has arguments with it that sometimes get physical. Whether he's out of his mind and doing it himself or the board is partially sentient is never established.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: Received probably the single most unceremonious death of any member of the team.
- Latin Lover: With a name that means "the handsome one"...
- New Meat: After joining the team he has his own mini arc about getting used to the sudden fame.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: He's named for, and modelled after, director Robert Rodriguez, a friend of Mike Allred.
- Totally Radical: His whole schtick is based on skater culture.
Henrietta Hunter
Henrietta Hunter
Nationality: European
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Statix #13 (October, 2003)
- Alliterative Name: Henrietta Hunter.
- Brown Note: Her vengeful spirit turns her doubly-posthumous hit single into this.
- Comic-Book Fantasy Casting: Looks suspiciously like Diana, Princess of Wales with dark hair. (She was originally actually going to be Diana, but Marvel vetoed this.)
- Stringy-Haired Ghost Girl: After her second death.
Arnie Lundberg / the Mysterious Fan Boy
Arnie K. Lundberg / the Mysterious Fan Boy
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Statix #1 (September, 2002)
- Big Bad: Of the first arc of X-Statix
- The Cape: During his time with X-Statix he tried his damnedest to adhere to this archetype and his innocent worship pushed the rest of the team to at least try and do the same.
- Good Scars, Evil Scars: His face is terribly scarred on one side
- Psychopathic Manchild: Reality isn't something that agrees with Arnie all that much. The answer, of course, is to simply use his powers to change it.
- Reality Warper: He can completely change people's appearances, read minds, and bring back the dead, among other powers.
- Red Right Hand: He is missing half of his face. He also has a warped sense of right and wrong, and used his powers to take over his hometown.
- Stalker with a Crush: He thought he was in love with Edie, even though they'd never really met.
- Straw Fan: Arnie was a huge fan of X-Force, but doesn't think much of the change to X-Statix or Edie, his favorite member of the team, being killed and replaced.
Guy Smith / Mister Sensitive
Guy Smith / Orphan, aka Mister Sensitive
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #117 (August, 2001)
- Amazing Technicolor Population: His skin is a purplish pink.
- Blessed with Suck: His senses are so acute they cause him intense pain, and he needed a lot of meditation and a special suit to function properly.
- Death Seeker: Has a secret death wish, if his daily game of Russian Roulette is any indication.
- He stopped this after he started dating Edie, only to pick it up again after her death.
- Disability Superpower: In an interesting use of the trope, the Orphan's senses are so strong that they're extremely debilitating.
- I Let Gwen Stacy Die: Is hit with this really hard after Edie dies, and it's the focus of the following arc, the first one of X-Statix.
- Meaningful Rename: After his first mission, which involved reuniting a child with his parents, he changed his codename to "the Orphan" so he'd never forget his roots. He kept the name even after discovering his parents had been alive the whole time, partially on the advice of his publicist. After the Henrietta Hunter debacle, he changed it back to Mr. Sensitive.
- Only Sane Man: He's probably the most grounded member of the cast. Spike Freeman lampshades this by saying he's saner than all of them put together (not that it's saying much).
- Parental Abandonment: When they discovered he was a mutant. Worse, they topped it off by
burning their house down with him inside. And he was 3 years old at the time. - Reincarnation Romance: Parodied in the Dead Girl miniseries: we find Guy initially searching for Edie in Heaven, but later find out that they already resumed their love affair there and that she dumped him because she wasn't ready to make an eternal commitment.
- Super-Senses: The Orphan's powers, exaggerated to the point of deconstruction.
- Unexplained Recovery: How he came back from the dead the second time is unexplained.
William Robert Reilly / Phat
William Robert "Billy Bob" Reilly / Phat
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #117 (August, 2001)
- Armoured Closet Gay: After claiming he was never really gay and that was just a phase he was going through; somehow this caused his powers to become unreliable/disappear almost entirely until he told the truth and permanently came out.
- Faux Yay: Myles and Phat until they realise that they both really are gay.
- Gayngster: The image he ended up projecting.
- Heroic Sacrifice: Dies shielding everyone else from the bomb implanted in Mister Code's body.
- Multiple-Choice Past: When Phat first appears, he had a happy upper-class upbringing and is only pretending to have been a hard-luck gangbanger. When his parents appear a second time, they really are white trash (although it's possible they might be acting as well).
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Specifically meant to resemble Eminem.
- Opposite-Sex Clone: Doop created a female version of him named Phatty to succeed him at the new X-Statix.
- Rubber Man: Of a sort. When inflated with extradimensional gunk, he has the bouncing and durability powers of a Rubber Man.
- Shock Value Relationship: Vivisector and Phat's relationship started as a publicity stunt, and they eventually decided that while they are both gay, that's all it was and they were never really attracted to each other.
- Spear Counterpart: He's basically a gay male version of Ashley Crawford, aka Big Bertha of the Great Lakes Avengers; both of them are mutants who can inflate their bodies to enormously obese proportions, a state that grants them Super-Strength and Super-Toughness.
- Stout Strength: His powers are that he can fill up his body with extradimensional gunk, causing it to balloon to grotesque proportions and increasing his strength exponentially
- White Gangbangers: Phat deliberately crafted this image around himself as a ploy to gain X-Force membership; he's actually from a very wealthy family.
Saint Anna
Saint Anna
Nationality: Irish
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #117 (August, 2001)
- Chocolate Baby: Her dad was an Argentinian priest and her mother was a white Irish woman. Everyone figured out who her dad was the moment Anna was born.
- The "Fun" in "Funeral": "Here, your daughter wanted us to bring her ashes to you so you c-ACHOO. Whoops."
- Healing Hands: When using her healing abilities. Though strangely, she seems unable to use her powers on herself when she gets shot and dies.
- Not So Above It All: While considered saintly, at least one instance showed Anna agreeing with the rest of the team to kill someone and she threatened to haunt Guy if he didn't bring her ring to her father. Though both instances were under extreme emotional distress, and otherwise there were no indications her faith wasn't legitimate.
- Only Sane Man: From what little we saw of her she wasn't as vain, superficial, emotionally scarred, or self-absorbed as the rest of the group.
- Sacrificial Lamb: Was one of the first casualties of the new line-up alongside Bloke.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: She just lasted for three issues before dying.
- White Magician Girl: Saintly young woman with healing powers.
Spike Freeman
Spike Freeman
Nationality: American
Species: Human
First Appearance: X-Force #117 (August, 2001)
- Ascended Extra: In X-Statix he takes a much more active role in the team and the story.
- Fiction 500: Is a trillionaire
- The Man Behind the Man: Spike Freeman and Coach, subverted because Spike isn't quite as evil as Coach was.
- Money, Dear Boy: His prime concern in just about any situation.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Alleged to be an uncomplimentary depiction of former X-Force artist Rob Liefeld.
- One-Steve Limit: Averted with Spike Freeman and "the" Spike; lampshaded when Freeman says he really likes Spike, and not just because of the name.
Darian Elliot / the Spike
Darian Elliot / the Spike
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #121 (December, 2001)
- Body Horror: His power of growing bone spikes out of his body
- Canon Immigrant: Based heavily on Spyke from X-Men: Evolution, though the name and the powers are pretty much all that they have in common.
- Sixth Ranger Traitor: Ultimately betrayed the team to the Bush Rangers. However, he later regretted this decision and died trying to save the team.
- Sleeves Are for Wimps: His powers make sleeves inconvenient.
- Spell My Name with a "The": He's the Spike.
Edith Sawyer / U-Go Girl
Edith "Edie" Constance Sawyer / U-Go Girl
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #116 (July, 2001)
- The Alcoholic: Back when she was still alive, Edie was a raging alcoholic. In issue #10, which recounts her early career as a superhero, nearly every panel in which she appears has her holding a whiskey bottle.
- Amazing Technicolor Population: Her skin is a lilac hue.
- Cool Big Sis: Tells her daughter she's this.
- Cleavage Window: In an X shape.
- Functional Addict: Usually required some sort of drug to make her powers work, strongly implied to be a form of Kick.
- Legacy Character: Her daughter Katie Sawyer eventually chose to join X-Statix in place of her mother.
- No Hero to His Valet: Edie was a huge star, beloved by almost everyone... except her own daughter Katie, who resents her for abandoning her and not even having the decency to tell her that she was her daughter.
- Parental Abandonment: She left her baby with her parents because she wasn't ready to be a mother.
- Reincarnation Romance: Parodied in the Dead Girl miniseries: we find Guy initially searching for Edie in Heaven, but later find out that they already resumed their love affair there and that she dumped him because she wasn't ready to make an eternal commitment.
- Secret Diary: A whole issue after her death has Venus reading her diary and some extra details being given about her backstory.
- Significant Green-Eyed Redhead: She's the most popular member of the team and has red hair and green eyes.
- Uncanny Family Resemblance: Her daughter Katie is nigh-identical to her with the exception of her Childish Tooth Gap and lack of eyebags.
Venus Dee Milo
Venus Dee Milo
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Statix #1 (September, 2002)
- Can't Have Sex, Ever: Because she doesn't really have a body. Then Professor X shows her a special suit he had made in case she ever wanted a relationship to go in that direction.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Nowhere to be seen or even mentioned in the Dead Girl miniseries, which involved the Orphan in the afterlife still pining after U-Go Girl.
- Giant Size X-Statix reveals she's technically still alive, but it will take years for her to reform.
- Death by Origin Story: Subverted as usual: when her powers first manifested she accidentally teleported her family away to an unknown fate and she was terrified that she killed them or sent them to a hell-dimension, but when she finally finds them in another dimension they've been having a perfectly OK time.
- Energy Beings: Has no real body and is now made of energy.
- Invisible Anatomy: Her upper arms and legs
- Kirby Dots: Her character design is a Shout-Out to the technique.
- Senseless Sacrifice: Gives up her chance of surviving the final battle in an attempt to save Guy and Tike. It doesn't work.
- Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Considered one within the canon itself, especially by fanboys like Arnie Lundberg.
Myles Alfred / Vivisector
Myles Alfred / Vivisector
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #117 (August, 2001)
- Badass Bookworm: A writer and a badass werewolf.
- Bash Brothers: With Phat after they both realize they're not attracted to each other.
- Calling the Old Man Out: Except Myles himself, no matter how harsh his feelings for his father turned, could never bring himself to express these frustrations; it took a Mad Scientist who had taken his powers (and, unwittingly, primal thoughts and feelings) for himself for them to ever get out.
- Career-Ending Injury: He is left paralyzed from the waist down after the first battle with X-Cellent.
- Expy: he is Wesley from Angel, if Wesley were a gay werewolf.
- Faux Yay: Myles and Phat until they realize that they both really are gay.
- Incompatible Orientation: Myles develops a crush on El Guapo. Unfortunately for him, El Guapo is straight. His attempts to flirt with Hawkeye fare no better.
- Know When to Fold 'Em: After barely surviving the mission that killed almost everyone else in X-Statix, he chose to retire and focus on writing, only venturing back into superheroics years later because Doop and Dead Girl recruited him.
- Our Werewolves Are Different: Myles isn't a traditional werewolf, just a mutant who can turn into a wolfman.
- Shock Value Relationship: Vivisector and Phat's relationship started as a publicity stunt, and they eventually decided that while they are both gay, that's all it was and they were never really attracted to each other.
- Straight Gay: He's not stereotypically gay in the classic series, but becomes much campier in X-Cellent.
- The Unfavorite: Nothing that Vivisector does will ever be good enough for his Ivy-League professor dad.
- "Well Done, Son" Guy: Wanted nothing more than earn the approval of his father.
Revival Team Members
Katie Sawyer / Gone Gal
Katie Sawyer / U-Go Girl II / Gone Gal
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #119 (October, 2001)
- Ascended Extra: From simply Edie's estranged daughter to her successor at X-Statix.
- Strong Family Resemblance: She's nearly identical to her mother with the exception of her Childish Tooth Gap.
Phatty
Phatty
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: Giant-Size X-Statix #1 (July, 2019)
Born from Phatt's cells picked by Doop, she is proud of her identity as an oversized woman.- Big Beautiful Woman: Thanks to her powers she's always full, but she made it as a model before joining X-Statix.
- Fat and Proud: She's quite proud of her appearance and being a plus-sized model.
- Opposite-Sex Clone: She's a female clone of Billy Bob Reilly/Phat.
Rosa Lemper
Rosa Lemper
Nationality: German
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Cellent (February, 2022)
A builder from Germany.
- Wrong Line of Work: She has very little combat training, having spent most of her adult life using her powers to create walls.
Mike Alicar / The A
Michael "Mike" Alicar / The A
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: Giant-Size X-Statix #1 (July, 2019)
Son of the Anarchist and his high-school girlfriend, he inherited his father's powers and attitude.
- Artificial Limbs: After losing his right arm to Zeitgeist's acid vomit, it was replaced by a metal arm by Doop.
- Cool Shades: Similarly to his father he always wears shades.
- Dreadlock Rasta: Unlike his father's crewcut style, he has his hair in dreadlocks.
Recurring Characters
Sharon Ginsberg
Sharon Ginsberg
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Statix #2 (October, 2002)
- Being Tortured Makes You Evil: Though she was already a bit evil beforehand.
- Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Against X-Statix in general, after Bad Guy tortures and mutilates her.
Solomon O'Sullivan
Solomon O'Sullivan
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #129 (August, 2002)
- Human Notepad: His mutant power causes words to spontaneously appear on his body.
- Killed Off for Real: Sharon Ginsberg kills Solomon in a rage, after waking in hospital and finding her wings are gone. As of January 2023, he hasn't been revived.
Woodstock Schumaker / Lacuna
Woodstock Schumaker / Lacuna
Nationality: American
Species: Human mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #121 (December, 2001)
- Amazing Technicolor Population: Her skin is yellowish orange with a darker orange pattern.
- Disappointed in You: She's been trying to invoke this out of her mom and dad for some time, as the only way she can tell if she's doing something worthwhile is if they don't approve of it. After all, every other mutant hero in the Marvel universe had parents who hated them, so how can she be doing good if her parents agree with her?
- Hippie Parents: She becomes a shallow celebrity journalist to rebel against them.
- Insane Troll Logic: She honestly believes the only way to do good is by doing something her parents will hate.
- Loony Fan: Her attempts to prove herself to X-Force made her look like this until she finally realized she didn't actually want to be a member of the team after all.
- My God, What Have I Done?: After Guy persuades her to murder Arnie.
- Sole Survivor: Only character significant enough to get onto this page who doesn't die by the end of the main series.
- The Team Wannabe: Until she decides to become a journalist instead.
- Time Master: Her power is to freeze time and remain active herself.
- Your Approval Fills Me with Shame: She couldn't stand how her parents supported practically everything she did and felt she wasn't making an actual difference unless she disappointed them.
Villains
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
First Appearance: X-Statix #6 (February, 2003)
- Mistaken Identity: Thought mistakenly to be Guy Smith after a Face–Heel Turn.
Mister Code
Mister Code
Nationality: American
Species: Human
First Appearance: X-Statix #15 (December, 2003)
- Taking You with Me: When his mask is removed it triggers a bomb implanted in his body, killing Phat and Henrietta, and nearly killing everyone else.
- The Unreveal: When his mask is removed the characters recognise him as a celebrity, but we aren't told.
The Pitiful One
The Pitiful One
First Appearance: X-Statix Presents: Dead Girl #1 (March, 2006)
- C-List Fodder: His existence is a protest against this trope.
- The Unreveal: Like Mister Code, the characters recognise him when he's unmasked, but we aren't told who he was.
X-Cellent
Zeitgeist
Axel Cluney / Zeitgeist
Nationality: American
Species: Human Mutant
First Appearance: X-Force #116 (July, 2001)
The original leader of the X-Force team that later became X-Statix, Zeitgeist is presumed dead after his team is ambushed, but eventually returns as leader of the X-Cellent. A version of Zeitgeist appears as a character in the Deadpool 2 film.- Acid Attack: He can vomit acid, which is why he needs a special mouthpiece to channel it.
- Bad Boss: The guy sucks at being a leader, being constantly emotionally abusive and manipulative, and whenever a teammate disobeys him, opposes him or no longer needs them, he kills them.
- Breath Weapon: He can vomit highly corrosive acid.
- Not Quite Dead: After being presumed dead for several years, Axel was revealed to have survived thanks to Doop and his technology.
- Red Right Hand: Axel used to be a reasonably attractive man with a very ugly soul, but now he's got a horribly mangled midsection and a large X sliced into his face.
- Yandere: He's obsessed with Edie Sawyer, and after her death that obsession has passed to her daughter Katie.
Mirror Girl
Jenny Spiegel / Mirror Girl
Nationality: American
Species: Human Mutant
First Appearance: Giant-Size X-Statix #1 (July, 2019)
Jenny Spiegel was a novice nun when Zeitgeist found her. He tempted her out of the nunnery and rectruited her into the X-Cellent.- Amazing Technicolor Population: She has blue skin, blue hair and red eyes.
- Bare Midriffs Are Feminine: She has an opening for her navel in her outfit and she's the most girly of the two female members of X-Statix.
- Token Good Teammate: She's the member of the X-Cellent who has shown the stronger moral fiber.
- Wrong Line of Work: Jenny was a novitiate nun before Axel lured her away from her convent, and she is increasingly uncomfortable with the kind of things he's planning.
Uno
Uno
Species: Mutant
First Appearance: Giant-Size X-Statix #1 (July, 2019)
- Blessed with Suck: His mutation turned him into a giant eyeball. He can never have sex, he has no appendages, and his optical nerves are constantly exposed.
- Can't Have Sex, Ever: When his powers manifested, he lost his genitalia. He's quite bitter about that.
- Faceless Eye: He's literally a floating eyeball who can shoot Eye Beams.
Hurt John
Hurt John
Nationality: American
Species: Human Mutant
First Appearance: Giant-Size X-Statix #1 (July, 2019)
- Care-Bear Stare: He can reach into someone's mind and uncover their worst secrets, and can use those secrets to manipulate people.
Joe Bomb
Joe Bomb
Species: Human Mutant
First Appearance: X-Cellent #1 (February, 2022)
- Bad People Abuse Animals: Until Zeitgeist discovered him, Joe Bomb had used his powers to blow up the neighbor's cats. Zeitgeist tought him to think bigger and he became a member of the X-Cellent.
- Power Incontinence: Joe Bomb has the power to create explosions out of thin air. The slightest fluctuations in his metabolism or blood-alcohol levels can cause him to go off involuntarily.
- Stuff Blowing Up: He has the power to cause explosions.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: He only lasts for two issues before dying due to his own powers.
Whoosh
Billy McMullen / Whoosh
Species: Human Mutant
First Appearance: X-Cellent #3 (May, 2022)
- Disappeared Dad: His dad abandoned him when he was a kid.
- Power Incontinence: Whoosh is a powerful teleporter, but while he can get other people away easily enough, he has a much tougher time with specific destinations. He also sometimes forgets to teleport people's limbs with the rest of their bodies.
- You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Zeitgeist kills him once he has a new teleporter.
Fluff
Fluff
Species: Human Mutant
First Appearance: X-Cellent #3 (May, 2022)
- Carpet of Virility: Since his power consists on generating clouds made of his chest-hair.
- Heart Is an Awesome Power: Fluff's ability to generate hair-follicle clouds seems like an utterly useless power up until Zeitgeist tries to use his corrosive vomit against him, and discovers that all that fluff absorbs his vomit easily. He can also alter the chemical composition of the fluff, transforming it into a cyanoacrylate - fast-setting glue.
- Navel-Deep Neckline: His costume has a wide opening for his hairy chest.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: He bears a strong resemblance to a young Mick Jagger.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Barely lasts more than Joe Bomb before he's killed by Whoosh for opposing Zeitgeist.
Toodle Pip
Toodle Pip
Species: Human Mutant
First Appearance: X-Cellent #5 (July 2022)
- Dark and Troubled Past: She grew up poor, and her father committed suicide when she was younger.
- Forced into Evil: She is kidnapped by Zeitgeist and forced to serve as X-Cellent's new teleporter.
