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Vigilantes
Convoy
- Big Badass Rig
- Big Good: He's the leader of the Vigilantes.
- Cool Old Guy
- Disney Death: In the second game, he is killed by Slick Clyde, but resurrected when Houston goes back in time to turn the tables.
- Happily Married: To Houston.
Houston
- Action Girl
- Brainwashed and Crazy: In the first game.
- Frickin' Laser Beams: Her special weapon in the first game.
- Heel–Face Turn: After she removes OMAR's wristband, she joins the Vigilantes and marries Convoy.
- Sassy Black Woman: Her characterization in the first game is pretty much "robo-Pam Grier". In the second game, she drops the robo part.
- The Reveal: Her real name is Tanya, and she's the long-lost sister of the Flying All-Star Trio.
John Torque
- Earthquake Machine: His special weapon in the first game.
- The Gambler
- Mr. Vice Guy: He's addicted to gambling.
- Number Two: To Convoy.
- Shockwave Stomp: His Bass Quake weapon.
Sheila
- Action Girl
- Gatling Good: Her special weapon.
- Taking Up the Mantle: Sheila takes Chassey's car and becomes an FBI agent after Chassey runs off with Chase.
- "Well Done, Son!" Guy: She joins the Vigilantes against her uncle Convoy's will, hoping to prove herself to him.
Chassey Blue
- Action Girl
- Boobs of Steel
- Happily Married: To Agent Chase at the end of the second game
- Ms. Fanservice
Dave
- Aliens are Bastards: His special weapon (a UFO attack) is one of the most annoying in the game.
- Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: How his followers see his getting taken up by a UFO.
- Cloud Cuckoolander
- Taking Up the Mantle: Dave's Followers replace him in the second game.
- New-Age Retro Hippie
Coyotes
Sid Burn
- Big Bad: Of the first game
- Pyro Maniac
Slick Clyde
- Big Bad: Of the second game.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive
- Face–Heel Turn: He joins (and takes over) the Coyotes after putting on Houston's mind control armband.
- Lightning Can Do Anything: His special weapons all involve lightning.
- Rhymes on a Dime
Keiko "Obake" Uzumi
- Action Girl
- The Dragon: To Slick Clyde.
- Heel–Face Turn: At the end of the second game.
Boogie
- Disco Dan
- The Dragon: To Sid.
Molo
- Big Bad Wannabe
- The Bully
- Jerkass
- Lethal Joke Item: His special weapon, which is actually the most powerful in the game.
- Series Mascot: The buses Molo drives.
Beezwax
- Bee Bee Gun
- Grumpy Old Man
- Hoist by His Own Petard: He gets blown up after one of his bees sets off a nuke.
- It's Personal: He joined the Coyotes because government nuclear tests mutated his bees.
Drifters
Garbage Man/Y the Alien
- Ascended Extra: Became a playable character in the sequel after being an unlockable character in the first game.
- Flying Saucer
- Kill All Humans: His goal in the first game, since his friends were dissected by scientists.
- Misunderstood Loner with a Heart of Gold: He considers himself this, since most people view him as a creepy hermit. He's actually collecting garbage to find parts to repair his saucer with.
- Take This Job and Shove It: One of his death phrases.
- Tomato Surprise: He is revealed to be Y the Alien in Second Offense.
Astronaut Bob O.
- Ax-Crazy
- Cloud Cuckoolander
- Everything's Better with Monkeys
- Interspecies Friendship: At the end, he befriends Y and accompanies him back to his home planet.
- Tomato Surprise: At the end of Second Offense, he is revealed to be a Chimpanzee.
Agent Chase
- Dogged Nice Guy: To Chassey Blue.
- They Do: With Chassey.
Padre Destino
- Bolt of Divine Retribution: He gets vaporized by a fireball from heaven after trying to bring about The End of the World as We Know It via a cult ritual.
- The Fundamentalist
- To Hell and Back: His special weapon opens a portal to the underworld, which then shoots his vehicle out of the ground from underneath the targeted car.
- Pre Ass Kicking One Liner: "BEWARE!"
