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2009-2010 era trolls

    Ghetto Capitalist/ 213
I'm swipin my EBT baby!
"Ghost baby what's going on?"

Ghost on the Ghetto Capitalist

The closest thing to an arch-nemesis for Ghost, Ghetto Capitalist is a capitalist who lives off his welfare checks, making money 'the ghetto way'. This, coupled with Ghost's extreme views on the welfare system, means whenever Ghetto Capitalist calls the show to tell Ghost about his latest capitalist achievement... Hilarity Ensues, baby. He made a short return during the 2016-2017 era of the show, calling Ghost three times in 2016 and disappearing from the show afterwards.

Tropes related to the Ghetto Capitalist/213

  • Abusive Parents: Ghost accuses him of leaving the baby with, "-four or five month's worth of diaper rash," for one.
  • Arch-Enemy: He's probably the closest thing that the show has to an antagonist besides CelticBrony following Troll War III
  • Breakout Character: He's easily the most well known troll out of the roster, thanks to his hilarious personality and his ability to make Ghost REALLY rage with ease.
  • Foil: He represents just about everything that Ghost hates about modern America, yet identifies as a Capitalist just like Ghost (much to the latter's indignation).
  • Fun Personified
  • Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Often partakes in these as part of the ghetto capitalist life, baby.
  • Happy Ending: "One less enemy of the Ghetto Capitalist Revolution, baby! Woo!"
  • Jerkass: Though he's always friendly to Ghost on his calls, he's a lot less nice to other radio hosts he calls, especially Goofy_Bone to whom he once said that his recently deceased girlfriend deserved to die as part of a race war between Blacks and Hispanics, though considering Goofy's general attitude, it's not like a lot of people feel bad for him.
  • Leitmotif: The crying baby in the background in most of his calls.
  • Put on a Bus: He called Ghost three times in 2016 and disappeared from the show after that.
  • The Rival: At least, the closest thing to one for Ghost.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: He was the bane of Ghost's radio career for three years, calling him regularly to tell about his his latest "schemes" to abuse the welfare system or just make money "the ghetto way".
  • Verbal Tic: Ending his sentences with "baby!"

    The Internet Buttstalker 
"That son of a bitch called here every goddamn day... FOR TWO YEARS!"
Ghost, after the Internet Buttstalker's return.

A frequent callerNote  from back in the old days who spoke in a very effeminate voice while making highly suggestive (or outright pornographic) requests of Ghost.

  • Abhorrent Admirer: While Ghost hates his guts, TIB would like nothing more than to get into his pants.
  • Affectionate Nickname: Calls Ghost "baby buns".
  • All Love Is Unrequited: More like all lust.
  • Camp Gay: Plays this up as much as possible to agitate Ghost's homophobia.
  • The Dreaded: During his peak, the Internet Buttstalker could bring the show (and Ghost) to a standstill with just a single call. When he started calling again, Ghost reacted with genuine fear.
  • Put on a Bus: Disappeared after February 13, 2012.
    • The Bus Came Back: Sort of... An old video of the Internet Buttstalker pissing all over a toilet for Ghost's "piss fetish" was played on the air in January 2018. And later, a caller that sounded like him started calling Ghost's show.
  • The Other Darrin: The original Buttstalker was a collective of members of the Bill Waggoner Crew. Nowadays, the Buttstalker calls are done by Montie from /mu/.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: He sexually harassed Ghost in his show every day for two years, something that has clearly left Ghost with deep mental scars.
    Ghost: Let me tell you something, that scumbag, THAT PIECE OF CRAP that just called here all right, that son of a bitch called here for every goddamn day, FOR TWO YEARS! Last son of a bitch I wanna hear again!
  • Stalker with a Crush: Assuming his advances at Ghost were genuine and not just trolling. He is called the "Internet Buttstalker" for a reason, after all.
  • Stock Audio Clip: Trolls have occasionally called in since the Return using recycled audio clips of him. Ghost often falls for these.

    Spermy The Cat 
Ghost on Spermy the Cat

A caller from the early days of TCR, he'd employ soundboards of Ghost on the show.

  • Breakout Character: Though not as much as the Internet Buttstalker or 213.
  • Phrase Catcher: "Kick Spermy's ass outta here, Engineer! Kick him out!" Note that Spermy doesn't even have to do anything anymore. His mere presence in the Twitter Shout-Outs is enough to evoke this from Ghost.
  • Put on a Bus: Hasn't called in for nearly a year.
    • He's Back: While he doesn't call in anymore, he's frequently showed up in the Twitter Shout-Outs since 2016, getting "kicked out" every time.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis

2011-2012 era trolls

    Tub Guy 

Ghost, reacting to Tub Guy

A frequent caller, disparaged by Ghost for allegedly listening to his show in a bathtub, and persistently begging for Ghost to get in with him. Oh my. He supposedly quit the character after community drama with Elfoxoloco as well as his disillusionment with George Takei, but came back from the Failtroll Retirement Home soon enough and made calls untill Ghost went on to his brake in May. He deleted his Discord chatroom and quit his character again on July 1st in the aftermath of an (presumably related) incident where a notable Inner Circle member was kicked out of the group. He did return when Ghost came back from his hiatus, with him being the last caller on nearly every episode so far.

  • Anything That Moves: Men, women, and even horses!
  • Back from the Dead: Despite allegedly leaving the show following controversy surrounding the real George Takei as well as community drama, and African Bootyscratcher supposedly slaying him on the first episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show, he eventually returned, straight from the Failtroll Retirement Home, and has started regularly phoning in with the same content as always since.
  • Breakout Character: He's since gone on to troll other BTR shows, and even briefly hosted his own.
  • Catch Phrase:
    • "Oh my."
    • "It will be totally legit"
  • Disney Death: In spite of stating the character was retired, and even leaving for a notable amount of time after African Bootyscratcher shot him to death, he returned with regular calls after a while, allegedly from the 'Failtroll Retirement Home'.
  • Earth-Shattering Kaboom: According to his call on February 9, 2012, he's hiding from this in his bunker with Alex Jones.
  • Everyone Has Standards: While he is quite... well, promiscuous, even he was disturbed by the brony he had as a roommate in college (Granted, this particular call was simply JWLuke787 calling in as himself, rather than in-character as Tub Guy, so Tub Guy's own opinion on the brony is ambiguous).
  • Killed Off for Real: Following a drama between him and Elfoxoloco, Tub Guy announced his character was no more, and returned to his previous username of Darth Hoodie.
    • While this incident certainly contributed to his decision, it was not the main reason for him throwing down the character. Hoodie has stated that he quit the character because he was so disgusted with George Takei's statements defending pedophilia that he couldn't bring himself do another Takei impression ever again. He has since then described Tub Guy's catch phrase as "forever tainted".
    • Was brought back for one final splice as an Arms Dealer in an African country, selling weapons to the African Bootyscratcher, who then shoots him once he realizes the weapon he bought wasn't a weapon of MASS destruction, it was instead a weapon of ASS destruction.
    • He's Back: As of the most recent shows, he now calls in from the Failtroll Retirement Home. And yes, he's in the tub.
  • No Ending: Will he ever get out of the tub? We'll never know.
  • Passing the Torch: His final splice resulted in his death at the hands of the African Bootyscratcher, who is now one of the foremost trolls facing Ghost.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: With Ghetto Capitalist being absent from Radio Graffiti after Ghost's return, Tub Guy has practically taken his place Ghost's number-one enemy. He was replaced by African Booty Scratcher after his own retirement, although he has returned and is at least on the same level with ABS once again.
  • Sophisticated as Hell: He uses an upper class accent and often speaks formally ( "A distinct possibility, my good sir."), but he also uses vulgar terms such as Hell and penis.
  • Sure, Let's Go with That: The troll behind Tub Guy revealed that he was supposed to be George Takei (hence the "Oh my"), but Ghost thought he was calling from the tub, so he went with that.

    Navy Huskie
One of the earliest TCR trolls and creator of many now-classic splices. One of the few trolls pretty widely liked by everybody. Even Ghost held respect for him, until he pissed him off one too many times.
  • Closer to Earth: He's the most normal person on True Capitalist Radio. This may seem odd until you consider the fact that this is a show featuring a perverted eight-year-old, a flamboyant man who spends his life in his bathtub, a foul-mouthed wannabe rapper, and whatever the hell Tri$ha is.
  • Friendly Enemy: At least until he pissed Ghost off one too many times.
    • After starting his 4 year retirement in 2012, Ghost stated that Navy Huskie was always his favorite splicer.
  • Nice Guy
  • Malicious Misnaming: Once he got on Ghost's bad side, he was frequently referred to by him as Navy SanHuskie and Navy Fatass Huskie. Or Navy Fatass SanHuskie.
  • Put on a Bus: Hasn't called or made any splices since Ghost came back due to him becoming the target of some of the many dramas back in 2012, but he has listened to the show and tweeted to Ghost from time to time back when Ghost still had twitter.

    The Aborted Fetus 

"Oh Ghost I love your big cock in my asshole!"

Ghost's reaction to the kid.

Young boy who is using some very troubling vocabulary. His calls often brought up Ghost's longstanding hatred for single mothers who were neglecting their duties as parents. He was a frequent caller in early 2011, but has stopped calling ever since Ghost threatened to call Child Protective Services on him.

  • From the Mouths of Babes: For a small child, he has a rather colorful vocabulary.
  • Intercourse with You: He... doesn't cut corners when it comes to sexual innuendo, to put it one way.
  • Parental Neglect: Ghost believes this is the reason Aborted Fetus acts as he does.
  • Put on a Bus: He hasn't called for a while, apparently ever since Ghost rang Child Protective Services on him.
  • Vocal Dissonance: It is widely believed that he was actually just an adult male using a voice changer since usually his calls were much better composed and planned than those of other underaged trolls.
  • Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: Just read the character quote.


Intellectual British caller and Goofy_Bone's sworn enemy, who often gave the British point of view to subjects Ghost is talking about. Despite often having contradicting views with him, he has managed to earn Ghost's respect and he is one of the few callers whom Ghost doesn't immediately cut out for opposing him. He has been on hiatus since late 2011.

  • Evil Brit: Goofy_Bone seems to think he's this and a Worthy Opponent.
  • Enemy Mine: He was initially not very popular with trolls, however his frequent bashing and fights with Goofy_Bone eventually earned him their respect.
  • Put on a Bus: He hasn't called in a while, probably because he doesn't want to get doxed.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Blue to Goofy's Red.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: With Goofy_Bone. Their clashes are quite famous.
  • The Smart Guy: He has a habit of sounding intellectual and often dismissing Goofy_Bone's views. Ghost loves it when he does this.
  • Worthy Opponent: Goofy_Bone sees him as this, but the respect is not mutual.

*groan* What do you want, Ash-hole?

Ghost, reacting to Asho

Young Mexican caller whose mom spends most of her time in TGI Fridays, leaving him home alone for the rest of the day. Much like Aborted Fetus, his calls revolve around his Troubling Unchildlike Behavior and neglectful mother, which irritates Ghost. He left the TCR community some time before the shows ended in 2012 and once again returned in 2016, this time as a 19-year-old college student. Was an Inner Circle member until he was banned in October 2017 supposedly following an argument with Ghost over a recent event, however a call in January 2018 revealed it was due to his brother annoying people within the chat and Asho refusing to stop letting him on the mic.

  • Crack Pairing: (In-Universe) There was someone in the TCR chatroom for a couple shows named "Asho Banged Tub Guy".
  • Et Tu, Brute?: After months of Asho being a serious caller and Ghost warming up to him, going so far to say he was proud of him for growing up, Asho began calling in advocating for people to start bootlegging Ghost's autograph, much to his anger.
  • Groin Attack: Supposed received one from his grandmother for misbehaving, and a nasty one too given that he was left black and blue from it. Ghost hoped that Asho can now never reproduce, while Asho was worried that he will never 'shoot' again.
  • Kid Hero All Grown Up: He once again started calling into TCR beginning in 2016, now 19 years old. Ghost could barely believe it really was the same Asho who used to call him all the time 4 years ago (Mainly because Ghost believed Asho was 8 years old back then, not 14/15).
  • Hazy Feel Turn: Twice. He eventually became a serious caller and stopped trolling Ghost, only to later return to trolling Ghost by bootlegging his autograph.
  • Malicious Misnaming: Ghost calls him Ash-hole.
  • Morality Pet: Interestingly, Asho has managed to become one for Ghost in the rebooted broadcast, with Ghost reacting to people insulting him similarily to how he reacted to people insulting KaraszKun before his hiatus.
  • Parental Neglect: Whenever he calls, Ghost is sure to mention that the reason he's able to have internet access and listen to the broadcast is because "his mother, probably some old vieja, is out at an Applebee's or TGI Fridays, looking to get the horizontal mambo from an Alabama black snake."
  • Shoddy Knockoff Product: Ever since Ghost started selling official merchandise, Asho's made a trolling career out of talking about bootlegging the products.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: To Ghost, naturally.
  • So Proud of You: Ghost straight out admits he is proud of how Asho has grown up into an avid Trump supporter and capitalist in 2016.
  • Token Minority: He's a 'Mexican Justin Bieber' if you ask Ghost.
  • Troubling Unchildlike Behavior:
    • He actually smoked weed while calling Ghost, and confirmed his mom was 'at Applebee's getting the high hard one'.
    • Yet another time he called Ghost while watching porn and drinking beer, and called again later in the same show while fapping.

    Equestrian Citizen 

(Supposedly) African American caller, gangsta, and a devoted brony, a combination that Ghost has a hard time understanding. Equestrian Citizen started calling Ghost around December 2011, accusing him of racism and homophobia. Despite their initial disagreements, they were eventually able to come to mutual understanding and Equestrian Citizen eventually earned the "Brony of the Year" prize in the 2011 Ghosties. He eventually revealed to Ghost that he had actually been white all along, something that pretty much every listener except Ghost had been able to figure out already.

  • Black Face: He actually turned out to have been a white male all along. Ghost was both amused and dissapointed to hear this, suggesting he should have kept up the act for longer.
  • Paper-Thin Disguise: It was pretty easy to hear from his calls that he was using a voice modulator to lower the pitch in his calls, though he did manage to fool Ghost into believing that he was black.
  • Put on a Bus: Once his character fell apart, he stuck around the community, however following Ghost's hiatus he has seemingly disappeared, and has not come back since Ghost's return in 2016.
  • Scary Black Man: Subverted.
  • Stereotype Flip: He's a full blown gangsta, who loves watching My Little Pony during his free time with his homies. Ultimately subverted when it turned out he actually wasn't black.

Ghost: Who the hell is Coodoo?!
Coodoo: I'm your worst nightmare.
Ghost: Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Ha-ha-haaaaa! I am a brony!
Coodoo's "Who the Hell is Coodoo?" Splice

One of the most successful splicers and remixers in the late 2012 era of True Capitalist Radio along with Shut Up Mom and FatMarshall. Occasionally calls in as Kermit the Frog.

  • Breakout Character: Quickly cemented himself as one of the most talented audio splicers in the show's history.
  • From Nobody to Nightmare: Well, from Ghost's perspective anyway. Coodoo started out as just another "Fruitbowl" that would sometimes manage to piss Ghost off and sometimes just manage to merely annoy him. But by the end of the show, he had eventually became one of Ghost's biggest troll rivals, even managing to get the last call on the show and causing a megastorm of cans.wav from Ghost {Part of which was from his "KaraszKun Burgers" video that someone had played on TCR eariler}.
  • One-Hit Kill: Some of Coodoo17's splices were so infuriating to Ghost that they'd incite a Rage Quit without any significant prior buildup toward one.
  • Put on a Bus: Hasn't called in since roughly June 2016.
    • The Bus Came Back: Was spotted during Twitter shoutouts in January 2017, and apparently called in, albeit uncredited.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Ghost dreads seeing Coodoo's name.
  • Stupid Statement Dance Mix: Does this when he's not singing.
  • "The Villain Sucks" Song: He did his own rendition of the Grinch song from How The Grinch Stole Christmas.


Frequent "Transtesticle" caller who often discusses subjects related to sexual minorities as well as her own sexuality, usually much to Ghost's disgust.

Hey, Ghost, comrade!
Fake Russian caller whose calls typically focus on Ghost's Russo-phobia and playing with Russian stereotypes. He didn't originally act like a Russian, but after Ghost kept calling him one he just decided to go with it. He left the show little before Troll War III in 2012 when Ghost refused to take his calls anymore because he wanted no "cock eyed vodka drinkin' Russkie" in his show.
  • Fake Russian: Ghost mistook him for Russian, so he rolled with it.
  • Glorious Mother Russia: Nikolai milks this for all its worth, agitating Ghost.
  • Mistaken Identity:
    "Ghost": "Ah Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?!"
    FBI operator: "Um, no sir, this is the FBI in Mobile, Alabama."
  • Put on a Bus: Hasn't called in since January 2012, most likely due to the numerous doxing incidents.
  • Sure, Let's Go with That: He started to act Russian when Ghost kept misinterpreting his accent and getting pissed just because he was a "cockeyed vodka-drinking Russian".

    Suck My Dick Guy 

A popular troll with a one-track mind.

  • Catch Phrase: "SUCK MAH DICK!"
  • Interrupting Meme: On one episode, he started off agreeing with Ghost on the topic, until suddenly asking "...why haven't you SUCKED MAH DICK!! SUCK MAH DICK!!! SUCK MAH DICK!!!"
  • "I Want" Song: Sometimes he will call in singing or rapping towards Ghost, only to suddenly interrupt the song with "SUCK MAH DICK!"
  • Master of Disguise: He eventually managed to turn his simple premise into an art, calling in as a normal person or as other trolls and successfully fooling Ghost, only to then revert to yelling in Ghost's ear.
  • Motor Mouth: When he isn't belting his catch phrase out, he can talk surprisingly fast (presumably to get to his catch phrase faster).
  • No Indoor Voice: At least when saying his Catch Phrase.
  • Put on a Bus: Seemingly disappeared following Ghost's hiatus, and has not called back since his return.
    • The Bus Came Back: His voice was heard in a remix in January 2018, however this is likely simply an imitator.
  • The Other Darrin: There have been several new callers that have tried to imitate his act, mostly unsuccessfully. One in 2016 managed to trick Ghost into thinking he was the real one.

    Austin Vibrator/KneeSlappington 


"There's that damn vibrator again!"
Ghost's patience wearing thin.

Occasionally called up, playing playing a clip of a repeating "OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo" (Which was taken from a redub of a G.I. Joe PSA.) The Vibrator sound effect has since been used by other trolls for splices and remixes alike.

  • My God, What Have I Done?: KneeSlappington showed this reaction in the YouTube comments in the episode where he makes the Engineer cry.
  • Sensory Abuse: Once continually raised the pitch higher and higher until it reached ear-splitting sharpness. Ghost yelled at him after that.

    The 'Ban All Bronies' Cult/Btown 

Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies.

  • Enemy Mine: Ghost actually sided with the bronies over the Cult, finding it creepy.
    • Ghost later on lamented the absense of the Cult, actually wanting them to return when the bronies got out of control later on.
    Ghost: ""Where's the "Ban All Bronies... Ban All Bronies..." guy when you need him?"
  • Freudian Threat: Castrate bronies. Castrate bronies. Castrate bronies.
  • Hive Mind: Apparently.
  • Madness Mantra: Naturally.

    Celtic Brony
Ghost, reacting to CelticBrony's "Ghost's Father is Dead" splice.

CelticBrony is a recurring troll who has made many notable splices. Though he was previously quite popular with the TCR community, his Chronic Backstabbing Disorder and penchant for rather misguided moral crusades has made him into a rather divisive figure.

  • Anti-Villain: Arguably. He was pretty justified in a lot of the things he did to Ghost, but he didn't stand a chance once he actually made Ghost leave and angered the collective Capitalist Army and Ghetto Capitalist Army by taking away their lulz.
  • Arch-Enemy: Became one to Ghost since Troll War III.
  • Bullying a Dragon: He picked a fight with Ghost and lost.
  • Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: To the point where no one's really sure if he's even a brony anymore or not, or if he ever was.
    • The story is pretty hard to untangle, but it seems that CelticBrony was originally just a run of the mill brony until he had his dox (private details) stolen and published by the "Niggest Crook Force", an anti-brony group that somehow manages to put themselves forward as the rightful owners of pony-related Youtube videos and have them taken down via copyright infringement claims and then steals the private information when the brony sends a counter claim (which must include their private details.) CelticBrony explained all this later although claimed this was all a ruse on his part, presumably in the hope the people would believe the dox were fake and wouldn't send pizzas to his home. After the dox were first put up the NCF agreed to take the dox down in exchange for joining them and becoming an anti-brony himself although after receiving "brony of the year" from Ghost he apolgized to all bronies, switched back to being a brony and the NCF publicized his dox once again and so did Ghost even going so far as claiming he would harass CelticBrony's family on his show. Got all that?
    • And seeing how every brony has turned on him to make sure Ghost didn't leave (which nobody believed he would anyway) some might say CelticBrony is a victim of this himself.
  • Face–Heel Turn: Multiple times, as detailed above.
    • The people who damned CelticBrony after the doxing incident seemed to have moved slowly back to supporting him after Ghost had them under his spell for a short period of time.
    • He's been spotted lurking around the TCR Tinychat, but hasn't come to troll Ghost. Ghost has also admitted he's an Inner Circle member, and all is forgiven between the two of them.
  • Heteronormative Crusader
  • Kick the Dog: He tried to dox the ever-likable Ghetto Capitalist.
  • Knight of Cerebus: The troll drama that he started marked a shift in the TCR community as drama and doxings would become commonplace for the rest of 2012 with Ghost himself participating in the action.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Or so he claims....
  • Pass the Popcorn: The fandom's reaction to his reveal.
  • Toilet Humor: Celtic was the creator of the "GroupPoop" meme. One splice claimed that Celtic was Ghost's "group poop buddy"
  • Wild Card

    Prankster Pinkie Pie 

Celtic Brony's right-hand man. Served basically the same role for him as the Senator does for Ghost.

  • Dragon Their Feet: Has occasionally shown up in the Twitter Shout-Outs in 2016, despite Celtic Brony's absence.
  • Dropped a Bridge on Him: He was basically collateral damage during the Celtic Brony/Ghost feud.
  • He's Back: Has started making splices, and more recently attacked both Ghost and several members of the Inner Circle.
  • The Imp: Served as this to Celtic Brony.

    Basement Dweller/"Shut Up Mom" Guy 
Basement Dweller

  • Catch Phrase: "Shut up, Mom!"
  • Put on a Bus: Some callers throughout Ghost's return have attemped to emulate his calls, however the original caller is seemingly gone.
  • Ungrateful Bastard: What Ghost yells at him for.

"*A-hack-hack-cough* HEY GHOST IT'S EDNA"

Middle aged woman whose calls typically consist of something disgusting she has done recently.

  • Autocannibalism: One call had Edna describe how she solved her sunburnt skin-peeling problem and lack of grated parmesean for her pasta at the same time.
  • Smoking Is Not Cool: Cigarettes have destroyed much of Edna's lungs.
  • Squick: (In-Universe) Edna tells Ghost to suck smoke out of the hole in her neck. Ghost throws up.
  • The Bus Came Back: Called in for the first time in nearly 5 years in January 2017 with another caller trying to resurrect the character, but this comeback was short lived as she failed to get a reaction from Ghost.

    Capitalist Mao/Second Harvest Guy 
"Johnnie Walker, second harvest. Ohhhh, yeaaaaahhh!"
Capitalist Mao

A troll filled with piss and vinegar. After several miscellaneous calls, he developed his niche; calling Ghost to tell him about the Johnnie Walker he's drinking... which he had previously ingested.

  • Artifact Title: He's frequently known as the "second harvest" guy. Each subsequent call incremented in number.
  • Mad Libs Catch Phrase: "Johnnie Walker, _____ harvest. Ohhh, yeaaaaahhh!"
  • Serial Escalation:
    • Third harvest, fourth harvest, fifth harvest...
    • By 2016 his going on his 577th harvest
    • He also changed things up by drinking Bernie Sanders harvest. As if drinking his own urine wasn't gross enough.
    • Now he's drinking Trump Vodka, if you know what I mean.
  • Squick: (In-Universe) Every call from him incites this reaction from Ghost.
  • Vulgar Humor: What else can you say about a guy who keeps drinking his own piss? Again and again?

2016-2018 era trolls

    African Booty Scratcher
A thickly-accented troll who apparently hails from Africa and one of the few new characters to originate from the 2016 era of TCR. He started out by chain calling Ghost with an audio clip of him reading an erotic Anne Frank Fan Fiction but since evolved into his own eccentric character.
  • 419 Scam: Ghost theorizes that ABS is able to fund his calls to the show from multiple numbers by engaging in this scam.
  • Badass Baritone: His voice is so deep that it convinced Ghost that he is African.
  • Black Is Bigger in Bed: He claims to have wooed Ghost's wife with his massive "Alabama Blacksnake", as well as Ghost himself.
  • Darkest Africa: Where Ghost thinks he's from, going by his nickname.
  • Depraved Bisexual: He says that he had sex with both Ghost and his wife.
  • From Nobody to Nightmare: Rose from obscurity to one of Ghost's nemeses in a short span of time.
  • Funny Foreigner
  • Put On The Bus: After 2017, his calls have become more infrequent due to losing the inspiration as Ghost's new time slot made it difficult for him to listen to the show. In 2019, he only had one real call on the show and had his role filled in by a baritone doppelganger.
  • Scary Black Man: Whenever he gets violent in his splices.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Ghost finds his calls particularly irksome and during Tub Guy's "retirement", he basically became Ghost's ultimate nemesis in the show. His calls have grown less frequent, but every one is still almost certain to get a cans out of Ghost.
  • What the Hell Is That Accent?: Ghost and the listeners had a hard time trying to point out what country he originated from because of his thick accent. The guy behind the persona is actually a Ukrainian 4chan browser.

    Kermit The Frog 

Yes, THAT Kermit the Frog. (Voiced by Coodoo17)

  • Characterization Marches On: Earlier Kermit calls sound very different from older ones as they didn't usually involve the various sexually depraved acts that the later calls had. These two incarnations are so different, that they are often considered separate characters from each other called "Kermit The Frog" and "Germit The Gay Frog"
  • Depraved Bisexual: Although he usually introduces himself as "Kermit the gay frog" and makes colorful sexual propositions to Ghost, he's also mentioned involving Miss Piggy and Ghost's wife in his depravity.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: Kermit first showed up to troll Ghost during the pre-revival era, calling up Ghost exactly once in 2012 to mock Ghost's hatred of bronies. After Ghost came back in 2016 however, Kermit has become a regular member of the rogues gallery.
  • Expy: Of the Internet Buttstalker, although with a Muppets flavor.
  • Zany Scheme: Frequently proposes these to Ghost. When they're not sexually explicit in nature, they usually involve something similarly demented that's intended to get under his skin, like his plan to buy Austin and convert it into a city-wide water park.


The clinically depressed donkey from Winnie-the-Pooh became one of the gross out trolls for Ghost, and later a part of the Inner Circle Short Bus. Known for the naivety of his various indecent shenanigans, and to Ghost for his "half-a-tard" voice.

  • Achievement In Ignorance: Eeyore drank some bleach. And because he was a stuffed animal it somehow only removed the poop stain on his back.
  • Expy: Similar to the above-mentioned Kermit/Germit, however any of his sexual advances are done unintentionally.
  • I Ate WHAT?!: Eeyore recounts an incident when he ate some of Pooh's "white honey".
  • Put on a Short Bus: He hasn't called much since the exposure of his identity as an Inner Circle member, and being put on the bus as a result.
  • Zany Scheme: He had been involved with plenty of schemes, but he explicitly suggested to Ghost to meet him and Germit in an alley for a three-way, and on another episode meet him and Tub Guy for strip poker. Eeyore of course has no idea what either of those are.

    Yorkshire Capitalist/Benito Ghostini
A troll who has operated since 2016, known primarily for his splices and remixes. Among other things he is responsible for making the first Vietnam splice, sending numerous photoshops to Ghost during the show, creating Ghostler Youth T-Shirts, and starting the week of betrayals that took place in October 2016, by releasing the first video of members of the Inner Circle endorsing the Engineer.

    Boat 073 

A troll who has risen to prominence since 2016 for his ability to splice Ghost extremely quickly with music and sound effects, leading to often hilarious responses from Ghost.

  • Driven to Suicide: Almost happened over Twitter, much to Ghost and the Inner Circle's concern.
    • Happened again, which culminated in him leaving the Inner Circle chat.
  • Friendly Enemy: Despite his "Musical Blasphemy", Ghost respects Boat for being an upstanding capitalist and member of the Ghost Inner Circle.
  • Worthy Opponent: Ghost sincerely believes Boat has a future in audio engineering with how talented his splices are.

    Buzz Aldrin's Grandson 
A troll that began calling in after Ghost denied the moon landing, claiming to be a descendant of the famous astronaut who invites Ghost to meet him at an event for a stand-off.
  • Put on a Bus: Following the month of May, he stopped calling all together, aside from one song he made that was played on the show months later in 2016.

     8 Equal Hambone 

Another troll who specializes in sick splices, similar to thisissparta and Nightprowler. He also lent his voice for other trolls' splices, and consistently impersonates serious caller RaidenSnake.

  • Precision F-Strike: His distinct call introduction on certain "instant" splices.
    Ghost: 8-Equal, Radio FUCKING Graffiti!
    • That intro was also used by his friend J-Man Capitalist, but his splice containing it never made the cut.
  • Put on a Bus: Got doxed and his parents found out about the splices he had been doing, forcing him to quit calling the show.
  • Stupid Statement Dance Mix: Specializes in splicing Twitter Shoutouts into dance tracks.
  • Your Voice Needs Work: In the 2nd troll show when 8-Equal told Ghost that he was the RaidenSnake impersonator in his Double Dip Bar commercial and did the voice again, Ghost didn't buy it.

    Tamina The Trap 
Ghost: Goddamn. It's a trap penis!

8-Equal's gender bent character who frequently gave sexual favors to Ghost, with a price. As with many other "transtesticles", she makes Ghost sick, and frequently causes him to cans.wav thanks to the perverted nature of her calls.

  • Crossdressing Voice
  • Domestic Abuse: The ever misogynistic Ghost treated her like shit in one splice, which eventually led to her shooting him dead.
  • Flashback: In another splice, kid-version Tamina apparently gave Ghost a blowjob on the short bus.
  • Killed Off for Real: Upon 8equal's departure from the community, he effectively killed off the character in a splice where she gets shot dead by Ghost.
  • Transgender
  • Your Cheating Heart: She committed adultery with the Engineer behind Ghost's back.

    J-Man Capitalist
One of the more creative audio splicers from 2016 onward. Previously known for his sick, twisted Team Fortress 2 audio splices called "smexuals" on his YouTube channel SneakiestChameleon, he was eager to troll Ghost as soon as he came back. Other than Twitter Shootouts and One-Minute Radio Graffiti, he was also responsible for several trolling trends such as the storybook splice and "_ Cosplay" Twitter names.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: For Ghost, on J-Man's channel. A while back before Ghost came back to do his show, J-Man put him in a Spongebob themed smexual splice, wearing Sandy Cheeks' helmet. (You can guess what kind of joke was being used for his role in it.) The artwork for Ghost's head in this smexual was reused unedited for video versions of his early TCR splices.
  • Either/Or Title: Some of his latest splices contain the tag "SneakiestChameleon or J-Man, Radio Graffiti."
  • Failed a Spot Check: Even though J-Man has admitted to being "Ghost's Granny" multiple times, Ghost still angrily asks "WHO IS THAT PRETENDING TO BE MY GRANNY" every time he brings her out.
  • Growing the Beard: J-Man's early TCR splices were uncredited during the Skype era and most of them were basic (mostly just rephrases of things Ghost said), and most of the time his splices didn't earn any cans. The turning point would come in October 2016, when Twitter Shootouts made Ghost explode with rage and turned Radio Graffiti around during a mediocre episode.
  • In Name Only: The name J-Man "Capitalist" was only chosen because his other name didn't fit the Twitter handle for Ghost to read out loud. However by the time Ghost took a break in 2017 due to Elfoxoloco's intervention, he got himself a job working in retail, making him an active capitalist. In 2018, he shortened his name to remove "capitalist" on the tag because he realized Ghost doesn't care for him either way.
  • Karmic Trickster: Even though he already splices Ghost for laughs, he made particularly harsh splices when provoked.
    • Twitter Shootouts originated from his anger towards brony callers who apparently made several consecutive days of Radio Graffiti dull for the other listeners, and he did them again on several other occasions to spite the other listeners.
    • After feeling personally insulted by Ghost after taking part in a group pro-Hillary PSA, he retaliated by sending him a different splice shortly after that not only insulted his intelligence, but compared him to the Engineer and threw him into a fit of cans.
    • He would do it to Ghost once again after getting cut off prematurely on Troll Show #9. With rumors that he may have been banned from TCR, he played it safe by splicing anonymously before next weekend's troll show. Then he went back at Ghost with a splice that ended with the following response:
    Ghost (Spliced): "I've already heard J-Man Capitalist a few times, go fuck off!"
    J-Man: "Ehhh, he don't know me vewy well, do he?" *plays Ghost saying the n-word repeatedly until the real Ghost cuts him off*
    • Being denied a chance to finish his phone call and being called a fruitbowl was a primary motive for his next splice being Ghost getting shot and killed for crapping on the Alamo. On the end of that he even added "get forked".
    • Unsatisfied with dodging the spot on Ghost's new shitlist (which to the trolls is a list of honor), J-Man did the worst thing he could think of: Having Ghost's Granny give African Booty Scratcher fellatio. It made Ghost emotionally violent for more than five minutes.
  • Mind Screw: The result when J-Man played one of his trademark smexuals for Ghost in episode 7 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
  • Mistaken Identity: Ghost once mistook him for Eeyore when he tried reading a fanfic with a James Earl Jones-type voice.
  • The Other Darrin: He's done impressions of Tub Guy, Germit, and the African Booty Scratcher in some of his splices, mostly due to being unable to fetch them.
  • Same Face, Different Name: Mr. Payperview was used as an alias for some instant splices.
  • Santa Claus: One of the few times he (sorta) directly conversed with Ghost was thru this persona. Being the last straw in the long line of Christmas calls during that day, it made Ghost go into a rant for the rest of the show.
  • Self-Deprecation: Deliberately used for "his own call" (which was just cricket sounds) in One-Minute Radio Graffiti, after doing the impersonations of other trolls in the splice.
  • Take Up My Sword: He took Elfoxoloco's place as the video uploader for several weeks to pick up missing Radio Graffiti content. His clips bore a red ascot on Ghost's avatar instead of pink.
  • Talking to Himself: There were splices in which he plays both the Granny and fake African Booty Scratcher.
  • With a Foot on the Bus: He has stated that he doesn't intend to do more splices for a while after Ghost ended his break because he got himself a real-life job. However, he wasn't too busy to call up or make some more remixes after that. He declared another hiatus in July 2019, citing the drama with Ghost's show and insomnia problems.

    Scarlet Moon 
A very frequent brony caller who not only plays audio splices that piss off Ghost, but also queues up other people's splices on multiple lines.
  • Santa Claus: Similar to the above, Scarlet also played Santa during the 2016 holiday.
    • Mistaken Identity: Another caller, Mr Tamsy, did this during 2017. Ghost thought he was Scarlet and hung him up, before going off on Scarlet.

     Disco Waffle 
Disco Waffle was a frequent Brony caller and splicer. Following drama incidents in early 2018, Disco left the community and exposed himself as being behind many of the drama incidents in the community.
  • Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: This to many people in the community, as he doxed (successfully and unsuccessfully) many members of the IC and even his own chat that were on good or otherwise lukewarm terms with him for little reason.
  • Driven to Villainy: In his words, he "went rogue" following a minor drama incident between him and Elfoxoloco regarding one of his splices being ripped off.
  • Face–Heel Turn: Went from a relatively minor troll to a major doxer and cause of drama.
  • I Did What I Had to Do: Justification for the doxes.
  • Moral Event Horizon: Attempting to dox Twilie Atkins, a fairly likable and well known Brony troll.
  • Obliviously Evil: Claimed to have tried to prevent Troll War IV in his final text file, although many will argue doxing people and causing paranoia about the Inner Circle was not helping matters.
  • Put on a Bus: Had already stopped calling, but left the community completely in January 2018.

     Snake Nerd 
A troll introduced close to the end of 2017, known as the guy who breeds snakes and also happens to dislike black people.
  • Throw It In!: Like some of the other notorious trolls on this list, Ghost gave him the name after hearing the snake-related splices.
  • Write Who You Know: Snake Nerd decided to name one of his snakes Templeton, after Ghost's dog. This is the one in his splices giving Ghost snake bites.

    thisissparta 789789 

Volunteer firefighter, Brony, anime fan, RWBY fan as well as a troper going by the name LOLman789789 who spends his free time harassing Ghost with splices and other forms of troll terrorism. Has a much more antagonistic relationship with Ghost than some of the other trolls due to some of his past calls and due to having center-left political views. He was doxxed by the Official TCR Discord over an incident in the Brony Network's YouTube Livestream chat.

  • Arch-Enemy: Unlike with most trolls, Ghost seems to genuinely hate thisissparta and reacted to a few of his calls with Tranquil Fury rather than his usual extreme rage.
  • Curse: Ghost has cursed thisissparta several times in the show, basically by praying god to kill him in a burning building.
  • Dude, Not Funny!: Ghost finds many of his splices to be in this territory, part of the reason he antagonizes him so much. The True Incest Radio splice involving Ghost having sex with his granddaughter in particular caused Ghost to call him out.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Supposedly for simply being an anime fan and a brony, he was attacked and then doxed by the Official TCR Discord.

    Twilie Atkins 
Also known as "Bitch Horse" by Ghost. She's known for calling in as Fluttershy and eventually branching out to other types of splices that piss Ghost off.
  • Face–Heel Turn: After three years of trolling, she switched to Ghost's side after somebody gave her a free Inner Circle slot. Unsurprisingly, the community was divided by her decision.

2019+ era trolls

    Geno X 1987 
Geno's one of the many text-to-speech users on the Ghost Show, and is known to donate a ton of freaky videos to Ghost.

    Ghost's Granny 
The matriarch of Ghost's family returns to haunt him. A by-product of J-Man playing with a voice changer, this granny sheds a light on the "pious" mythos that Ghost always pictured her. The tropes listed here are specific to this depiction of Granny.
"Hey Ghost, this is your granny! I NEED TO BORROW YOUR PAMPERS!!!"
  • Killer Robot: One troll apparently transformed her into a cyborg with the intent to destroy Ghost.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: She's the red oni for Tyrone, a black caretaker of hers who happens to sound like the African Booty Scratcher.
  • Rudely Hanging Up: This happened twice. The second time this happened, J-Man didn't realize that the line was still running and had to hang himself up without answering Ghost's question.


Other Trolls

    Senator John C. Pooptickler
He will track you down.note 

A devoted member of the senate and longtime supporter of True Capitalist Radio, Senator Pooptickler barely survived an assassination attempt at the hands of the Niggest Crook Force. He's best described as Tub Guy meets John McCain.

    Dark Razor Z 

The most prominent of the video uploaders on Youtube. His original upload of the June 17th 2011 show exposed many people to trolling Ghost. He also started the Facebook fan page "Melting Pot of Friendship".

  • Promoted Fanboy: Originally just a fan of the show, now he's the reason Ghost is as popular as he is now. Ghost personally thanked him for this on his Twitter account before ending his show, and thanked him again during his 500th episode speech.
  • Put on a Bus: He's currently serving with the US Navy in Okinawa and thus is unable to upload videos, although he occasionally sends out tweets relating to the show.

    The NCF (Niggest Crook Force)

A group recognized for attacks against the Furry Fandom, bronies—CelticBrony in particular—and the True Capitalist community.

The second most prominent of the video uploaders as well as an occasional troll. Unlike DarkRazorZ, his videos used to cover all of Radio Graffiti rather than just the good bits. With Ghost's return in 2016, Elfoxo took up the position as the community's main uploader as well as becoming the moderator of Tub Guy's OG Capitalist Army chatroom and the Discord chatroom that succeeded it. He caused some drama in the community after he was banned from Ghost's Inner Circle after talking behind his back and subsequently left the Discord chatroom that he moderated and started his own. Has recently started beef with Ghost over trying to pull down shows from his archive and his autographs, one of which was mocking him, the El Poz-Hole Fox-Hole merch.
  • Arch-Enemy: To Ghost throughout May and June 2017, with Foxo gaining a new nickname by Ghost and having his twitter pulled down a few times.
  • Berserk Button: Saying anything positive about bronies in the OG Capitalist Army chatroom is an almost surefire way to get a ban from him. Has since expanded to brony comments in the comment section of his videos, and even brony calls themselves are edited out now.
  • Et Tu, Brute?: Ghost didn't take him talking garbage behind his back in the Inner Circle chatroom very well, and promptly kicked him out.
  • Hazy Feel Turn: Made no effort to try and ask for Ghost's forgiveness, and has actively gone against him since.
  • Put on a Bus: Seemingly does not care that Ghost is back and is done trying to troll him/partake in the community.
  • Same Face, Different Name: Used the alias of "A Real Black Guy" for a lot of his early-mid 2016 splices via Skype.
  • Start My Own: After getting kicked out of Tub Guy's Discord chatroom, he preceded to create his own chatroom on Discord called "Hellen Kekler"
  • Smug Snake: Openly brags about taking down, shows from the BTR Archive, and Inner Circle members' twitter accounts.
  • Take Up My Sword: He took the position as the community's main video uploader after DarkRazorZ left to serve with the US Navy.


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