Actually, I'm a Wotch...
The main protagonist of the webcomic.
- Cute Witch
- Magical Girl
- Power Makes Your Hair Grow: During her Unstoppable Rage.
- Unstoppable Rage: When she does this, it's so powerful that it makes tornadoes and thunderstorms appear in other webcomics' universes.
Don't come back till you regain your sanity!
I'm too female to die!
- Deadpan Snarker
- Gender Bender: Temporary, but frequent enough to almost be a second character.
- Heroes Want Redheads: taken Up to Eleven.
Samantha "Wolfie" Wolf
My parents would be so paranoid that I might get found out. I guess I was frustrated and lonely.
A female wrestler who is part of a werewolf clan.
I suppose this is what one calls a blessing in disguise.
Wolfie's best friend turned werecat.
Mingmei Wu/Professor Sorgaz
Initially one of Anne's school teachers, but when her personified anger becomes enraged with him she uses an "instant anime girl" spell on her which had been developed by an semi-inept otaku wizard. Due to a misunderstanding Anne's personified joy then innocently altered Sorgaz's mind to fit the new body. Later after getting the memories back decides to merge the personalties to to take advantage of her renewed youth as it turned out Sorgaz's life was rather lonely.
- Asian Like Me
- Fountain of Youth
- Gender Bender (permanent)
- I Just Want to Be Special
- Not Himself
- Split-Personality Merge
The previous Wotch.
- Good Is Not Nice
- Freudian Excuse: Had her own team once. Something happened.
- Mentor Archetype
- Morality Pet: Her familiar, a phoenix named Arizona.
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: Given what she did to Ivan.
The Soldiers of the Resistance
- Beast Folk
- Hero Antagonist: She's out to destroy the Wotch to save the world, but only because she misunderstands the relationship between Anne and Xaos.
- Hero of Another Story
- Supporting Leader
The main antagonist of the webcomic.