Characters / Teddy Scares

Series 1

Rita Mortis

A white female teddy scare with a nasty temper who likes to smash things with a baseball bat.

• Batter Up!: Rita is usually seen with a baseball bat with which she likes hitting things.
• Parental Neglect: In her original backstory, the most attention she ever got from her parents was when they spit on her grave.
• Punny Name: Rita Mortis. Rigermortis. Get it?

Abnormal Cyrus

A blue male teddy scare with only one eye. He has an eyeball that he carries around in the front pocket of his overalls.

• Companion Cube: He makes one in the animated short by drawing a smiling mouth and nose on a toaster he names "Toasty". He forgets all about Toasty when he makes another friend by drawing an eyeball on a spoon he named "Spoony".
• Cyclops: He only has one eye.
• I Just Want to Have Friends: The other teddy scares don't like him, and he wants to be friends with them. Problem is that he tends to get on their nerves with his various antics.
• Kindhearted Simpleton: In the comics and animated short, he's portrayed as being incredibly friendly and outgoing, but also not aware how annoying his antics are to the other teddy scares.

Hester Golem

A grey male teddy scare with bugs in his chest.

• Mad Scientist: He's portrayed this way in the comics and animated short. He's also not above experimenting on the other teddy scares.
• Pest Controller: In the comics and animated short, he controls an army of roaches to either carry things for him, or exact revenge on anyone he feels like.

Redmond Gore

A male teddy scare dressed in a jumpsuit with a burlap sack over his head. He's not big on talking.

• The Voiceless: He doesn't say much, if anything at all.

Edwin Morose

A red male teddy scare who was once a gift from a man to his girlfriend. He was tossed aside when they broke up.

• Rhymes on a Dime: In the animated short, he speaks in rhyme.

Series 2

Mundy Drudge

A teal male teddy scare whos face can be pealed off, revealing the muscles underneath.

Eli Wretch

A male teddy scare who was bought by a truck driver for his family. When the trucker abandoned them, they abandoned him because he became a painful reminder of him.

Maisie Podge

A female teddy scare who was thrown together by a girl who said over and over how beautiful she would be. When she was finished however, she died of fright upon looking at Maisie. By that point, however, Maisie was utterly convinced she was the most beautiful creature in existence.

Sheldon Grogg

A male teddy scare wearing a nightgown.

Granger Evermore

A male teddy scare dressed in prison garb.