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Sole Survivor
Ker
I am a clown, I didn't get to where I was in life by being a schemer, I got to where I am by being me. And if I can make it 50 years by just being Ker, making it 39 days out here will be a very lovely experience for me.
An old, female clown who enjoys making people laugh and telling utterly absurd stories.
First The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack fan character.
- Action Girl: Went on an immunity streak tying Violet's, and is tied with Season 2's Kris for the most individual challenge wins (and that doesn't even count the two challenges she essentially won for Ho'aku before the merge).
- Badass Adorable: Despite being an old lady, she turns out to be one of the best physical contestants on the season.
- Black Comedy: Ker's stories are mostly this.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Despite her more bizarre attributes, she's shown to be quite skilled both as a clown and as a Survivor player.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: She's certainly a rather goofy individual, which makes sense for a professional clown.
- Cool Old Lady: One of the oldest players to ever make it as far as she did.
- Dumb Blonde: Subverted, as she knows more than you'd think.
- Earn Your Happy Ending: After being one of only two players to survive Ho'Aku, her and ally Krauss were able to make it to Final 6 together when the Corsona tribe began to implode around them. Once the two were finally in trouble, Ker went on a nearly unprecedented immunity run and made it all the way to the Final Two, where she wound up having to survive a public fan vote in order to finally secure the victory.
- Intergenerational Friendship: Develops a strong friendship with Krauss, who's considerably younger.
- Motor Mouth: When she gets talking, she really gets talking.
- Never Mess with Granny: As Wrecker found out.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: She may be a Cloud Cuckoolander, but once it was down to the wire she knew when to shape up.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: Her real name is Caren; she shortened it to Ker, not Car, because she "wasn't an automobile".
- Sole Survivor: The seventh total for SFC, and one of the ones who had the hardest time getting there.
Runner-Up
Wrecker
GOODBYE IDOL! GOODBYE HOPES! GOODBYE DREAMS!!!!
A small pup in a business suit who works at a demolition company and has extensive knowledge on explosives.
First Mighty Mouse fan character.
- Badass Adorable: He's a cute little puppy... and one hell of a pyromaniac and explosives expert.
- Card-Carrying Villain: He certainly has fun playing the villain role.
- Graceful Loser: Surprisingly so.
- Jerkass: Isn't the cruelest person on his tribe, but is still pretty awful.
- Karma Houdini Warranty: At the literal last minute, Ker gained enough votes from the fans to take home the gold.
- Meaningful Name: He wrecks stuff.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to Quadratic's red, being an equally small but less volatile individual.
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: For Quadratic, Ker, and to a lesser extent, Ventious.
- Stuff Blowing Up: Works in demolition, and is certainly a fan of the subject.
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What Could Have Been: Wrecker was set to appear in Season 10: Battle of the Tribes, but his owner, for some reason, declined the offer.
The Jury
Phil
Just write me the check and save yourself some time.
The biggest strategist of the season, who bases his strategies on his experiences of surviving zombie invasions.
First Left 4 Dead fan character.
- Chainsaw Good: He certainly knows his way around one.
- The Chessmaster: By far the most strategically adept contestant of the season, especially once his alliance starts to crumble.
- One-Steve Limit: Averted; he shares his name with a Season 1 contestant.
- The Strategist: A strategically-minded individual, aided by his real life experiences.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: The more power he gained, the more unbearable he became.
Dinah
A police officer who enjoys crack pairings, and may not be as good as she seems...
Second Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney fan character. (Third if you count Chris and Kris seperately.)
- Alpha Bitch: Quieter than most examples, but still one, especially later on.
- Good Cop/Bad Cop: She's the Bad Cop.
- Hypocrite: For how much she hates folks like Manya for being less than kind, she isn't a particularly decent human being herself.
- Kick the Dog: Sabotages Chrii's one chance of staying in the game at the Final 10 immunity challenge. She bites back.
- Knight Templar: The second Ace Attorney fan character to be this.
Quadratic
AGHGODMIT! STOP FOLLWME YA MANGY STUBBORASS MUTT!
A short, temperamental cat who frequently changes accents and can smell words somehow.
First Get Fuzzy fan character.
Came back for Season 10: Battle of the Tribes.
- Angrish: His angry voice is all-but unintelligible.
- Berserk Button: Don't you dare lose his hat belt buckle. Especially if you're wearing a belt yourself.
- Butt-Monkey: Often falls victim of Manya's and Wrecker's pranks.
- Funny Foreigner: He's Scottish, but he can change accents in whatever situation he sees pleasing.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: Doesn't take much to make him snap.
- The Napoleon: One of the shortest contestants, and also one of the most temperamental.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The red to Wrecker's blue.
- What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: His ability to know what words smell like doesn't exactly impress his tribemates.
Krauss
We didn't cure cancer. We just voted it off. Now get out of here.
A lord IN SPACE! who starts off as a bossy, egocentric jerk but quickly realizes the error of his ways.
First Tytania fan character.
- Heel–Face Turn: Initially a deeply unpleasant person, but having to deal with Russel helps him realize how awful he was and starts working to improve himself.
- Intergenerational Friendship: With Ker.
- The Starscream: Before his Heel–Face Turn, he planned for Riddle to be voted out so he could become the leader of the tribe.
- Took a Level in Kindness: See Heel–Face Turn above.
Chrii
Manya went at them as Manya... they knew how to handle her. I know how to hit them where it hurts.
A plucky, sarcastic teenager whose big moves commonly are kept under wraps.
First YuYu Hakusho fan character.
Came back for Season 10: Battle of the Tribes.
- The Dog Bites Back: Her idoling of Ventious just when it seemed all hope was lost for her.
- Hypercompetent Sidekick: Proves to be more game-smart than Manya, anyway.
- Morality Pet: Manya's less Anti-Hero-ish sidekick.
- Out of Focus: Never got any screentime prior to her idol play.
- The Snark Knight:
- Spell My Name With An S: Her name is pronounced similarly to "Tree", not "Cree".
- Your Days Are Numbered: At the merge the Super Seven made no bones about the inevitability of her going first, and she desperately tries to turn the tides, unsuccessfully, making her last second idol play shocking.
Chloe
Hell, I think Ventious likes me more than [Ryuia]. She dresses like a slut, and I'm sure that may be a bit too revealing.
A panda who is Ryuia's rival for Ventious's affections.
First Kung Fu Panda fan character.
Came back for Season 10: Battle of the Tribes and Season 20: Generations.
- Clingy Jealous Girl: Much like Ryuia, she adores Ventious to an obsessive degree.
- Evil Counterpart: To Ryuia, though it's not like Ryuia's a being of Incorruptible Pure Pureness herself.
- Hypocrite: Along with Ryuia, attacks Chrii for just being a follower of Manya, while they haven't done anything in the game besides leeching off Ventious.
- Jerkass: Possibly one of the most unpleasant players in series history to not just be a bigot.
- Sore Loser: Is frankly pissed when she gets voted out.
Ryuia
Goodbye Chloe. I don't want anything to do with her anymore. That damn boyfriend stealer.
A crazy girl from the jungle who quickly turns sour and delusional due to her crush on Ventious.
Fourth Final Fantasy fan character.
Came back for Season 10: Battle of the Tribes.
- Clingy Jealous Girl: Is obsessed with trying to get with Ventious.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Not quite all there, given her obsessions.
- Face–Heel Turn: Somewhat.
- Friend to All Living Things: Subverted. She would never harm a fly, but her enemies are another story...
- Hypocrite: Along with Chloe, attacks Chrii for just being a follower of Manya, while they haven't done anything in the game besides leeching off Ventious.
Ventious Zephyr
Seriously, what happened to my alliance? This is not right... not right at all... I don't want to think about voting people out or banishing them at camp.
The head of the Super Seven alliance, who is universally loved in game and has two girls fighting over him. He himself is creeped out by how much people like him.
Third Final Fantasy fan character.
Came back for Season 10: Battle of the Tribes.
- Good Counterpart: To Baxter, as he looks like him, but is his complete opposite.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: He's the Token Good Teammate for the Corsona majority, and his hair is a bright blonde.
- Heel Realization: Mentions this in his jury speech.
- Nice Guy: Probably the only one in his alliance, to be completely honest.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Delivers one to Wrecker, and everyone on the jury he aligned with, considering that he had realized who the real victims were several days beforehand.
- Token Good Teammate: For the Corsona alliance.
Eliminated
Manya
This tribe is turning into one of those animes where all the girls fall for one guy. I mean, it's either that or only we're immune from a very shitty disease.
A bitch turned anti-hero who fights against the huge alliance in her tribe.
First Soulcalibur fan character.
- Anti-Hero: Tries her best to go against her tribe's majority alliances. It doesn't work out, but given they're a bunch of villains, she does still qualify.
- Hypocrite: Accuses Ryuia of dressing like a slut, while her outfit is basically a recolor of Ryuia's.
- Jerkass: At first glance.
- My Death Is Just the Beginning: Her elimination signals the inevitable downfall of the Corsona majority.
- Sassy Black Woman: To the point of being stereotypical.
Mr. Stabby Russell Hantz
These fools have no chance in hay'ull of winning. I'll vote them all out, and they will give me the title this time.
Some fat guy in a mask.
First Friday the 13th fan character.
He's really Russell Hantz, a Real Life person who has been on three Survivor seasons. Is infamous for finding and using many idols, yet is rather mediocre at the other aspects of the game.
First Real Life character.
- Ax-Crazy: A fairly violent individual, or so it appears.
- The Cameo: Just a daydream, but in Season 8, he appeared in Johnny's daydream, along with Boston Rob, as the curse for taking the Immunity Idol.
- Canon Immigrant: Or rather, a real life immigrant from actual Survivor.
- Disc-One Final Boss: The villain of the pre-merge.
- First-Episode Twist: Takes off the mask in his very first confessional.
- Flanderization: Comes with being a parodic portrayal of a real person.
- Humiliation Conga: Russell is put through pretty much every degrading thing that could happen to him, ranging from having his mask disguise painted pink to being forced to lie about being a fan of Twilight.
- Meaningful Name: Well, he is a slasher villain, and what do slashers like to do? Or so he wants you to think.
- The Load: He is near useless in challenges, everyone on his tribe wants him gone and he still considers himself an amazing player.
- The Mole: Chances are, the production staff already knows that Russell is Mr. Stabby.
- Paper-Thin Disguise: His Mr. Stabby mask. Apparently no one recognizes Hantz's height, build, hat, voice, or personality except Skazz.
- The Reveal: M. Night Shyamalan would've wept tears of joy.
- Take That!: Russell's inclusion and portrayal could be considered a massive "Take That" against the real-life Russell.
- Too Dumb to Live: His blindside. Despite there being only 3 members, a idol in his pocket, and Ker/Krauss hanging out with each other more than him, he still doesn't play the idol. Three guesses to what happens next. First two don't count.
- Walking Spoiler: You can't really talk about this guy without knowing full well that he's Russell Hantz.
Jasen
I'm going to make vampires threatening again.
A hunky vampire who uses his notoriety to his advantage.
First Twilight fan character.
- Bishie Sparkle: Averted using sunscreen.
- Blessed with Suck: He does not like being a vampire.
- Laser-Guided Karma: Keeping Russell in the game led to his elimination.
- Only Sane Man: Probably the most well-rounded person on the trainwreck that is Ho'Aku.
- Product Placement: Comes with being a teen icon, I guess...
- Sacrificial Lion: Both Betty and Jasen were developed with arcs that looked like they would follow through until the endgame... unfortunately, they just happened to be on the wrong side of an Ulonging.
- Surrounded by Idiots: Thinks he's in this situation.
Betty
I was like OMFG STFU! Didn't say it of course, but I felt it.
A teenaged superhero with power over fire. Uses Internet acronyms a lot in her speech.
First Teen Titans (2003) fan character.
- Incendiary Exponent: She's pyrokinetic.
- Leet Lingo: Per her above quote.
- Sacrificial Lion: Both Betty and Jasen were developed with arcs that looked like they would follow through until endgame... unfortunately, they just happened to be on the wrong side of an Ulonging.
Derek
I've pretty much got the tribe wrapped around my fingers. I just play sneaky to get people to like me.
An instigator who tries to get his team to fight amongst themselves.
First Ed, Edd n Eddy fan character.
- Jerkass: He's a deeply unpleasant individual to everyone on his tribe.
- Smug Snake: And how.
- Team Killer: Somewhat. He does manage to instigate some fights, but in the end he's the first of only two tribe members voted out pre-merge.
Bo
Boohoo, Russell is not our boss, he is jackass. Ally stick by you. Jackass hide idol from you.
A cavewoman who has trouble speaking English.
First The Flintstones fan character.
- Hulk Speak: Her plot in the season is fixing this.
- Undying Loyalty: It results in her elimination.
Driz
I came out here to free my mind from some past events that happened in my life that I've never recovered from... *sniff* and I really do not want to go before I feel better...
An old rat lady with Down Syndrome who lost her husband in the war. She went on Survivor to help get over her chronic depression.
First Conker's Bad Fur Day fan character.
- Cool Old Lady: One of the oldest contestants in series history.
- The Load: Terrible at challenges.
- Rule of Symbolism: When she got voted out, her torch was already snuffed before Jeff used his snuffer. Perhaps this is a reference to her dying after the finale, seeing as fire represents life. Or it could've just been an error.
Skazzatrazz
This is so bloody hilarious. You see, I'm trying to be the one to sabotage the tribe into failure, but these buggers that I'm aligned with are pretty much doing it for me.
A green alien who doesn't care about the game. He just enjoys torturing people.
First The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fan character.
- Aliens Speaking English: Speaks English just fine.
- Eviler than Thou: To Russell.
- For the Evulz: He doesn't want to win, he just wants to torture everyone for fun.
- Griefer: Takes joy in bringing people to tears.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Red eyes, and extremely villainous.
- Starter Villain: The first truly antagonistic figure taken out.
Lauren
I'm no dummy, I know that this first day is critical to making alliances and staying in the game.
A smart wolf girl with an aggressive playing style.
First The Raccoons fan character.
- Sacrificial Lion: Intended to be an early winner pick, being an alpha female.
Riddle
This tribe could not be any better; we may not be as strong as they are, but they don't have the heart we do.
A surprisingly nice Irken who speaks in riddles.
First Invader Zim fan character.
- Aliens Speaking English: In riddles
- Meaningful Name: His name is Riddle and he speaks in Riddles.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Averted, since he's actually nice.
- The Unintelligible: His dedication to his name makes it impossible for anyone to hold a meaningful conversation with him.
