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The school chef and token minority of the early seasons (Seasons 1-9). The former go-to guy for advice for the boys, which was often dispensed in R-rated songs about making love to women.
- All Men Are Perverts: Chef had an occasional propensity to break out into R-rated songs about having sex with women when the boys asked him for advice.
- Big Beautiful Man: Women love his chocolate balls even though he's overweight.
- Been There, Shaped History: "Chef Aid" revealed that he did this with the music industry, having been influential in giving raise to Ozzy Osborne, Meatloaf, and Elton John's stardom.
- Brainwashed and Crazy: In his final episode, he was brainwashed into a pedophile.
- Catchphrase: "Hello there, children!" / " How's it going?" / "Why bad?"
- Cruel and Unusual Death: In his last appearance, Chef is burnt, shot, amputated, lost his face (and an eye), and defecated. But he was revived as Darth Chef by the Super Adventure Club.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: A massively violent and gory one to boot. Given the falling out between his voice actor and the rest of the staff, it's not at all surprising. Reappears in South Park: The Stick of Truth, only to die again... and his skin is burnt off.
- Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": Everyone calls him "Chef", even outside of his job.
- Hypocrite: In some instances (ie. "Fat Camp", "Ike's Wee Wee"), he would snap at the children for asking him questions about sexual matters, but he's the one who always breaks into songs about making love to women when they go to him for advice.
- Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Along with many other things, such as mutilation.
- Intercourse with You: The subject nearly every time he sings, intentional or not.
- Intergenerational Friendship: He has a mutual friendship with the boys both on and off campus, courtesy of being their go-to guy for advice.
- Killed Off for Real: In "The Return of Chef". Or maybe not. Except yes.
- Longer-Than-Life Sentence: Subverted in "Chef Aid", when Chef sues Capitalist Records for plagiarism and is found guilty of harassing a big company. The judge declares that Chef must either pay two million dollars or serve eight million years in prison. However, when someone informs the judge that nobody can be forced to serve more than four years for what Chef is being sentenced for, the judge does comply and says that Chef will serve four years in prison if he doesn't pay.
- Loveable Sex Maniac: He has had sex with a lot of people and remains a likable characters since he was one of the few adults on the show with any common sense and actually helped the four boys.
- Magical Negro: In fact, while he was on the show he seemed to be the only adult with any kind of common sense. Subverted when he sometimes decides that helping the boys would be more trouble than it's worth. And when Chef goes crazy, he really goes crazy.
Chef: Hello there, children!Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?Chef: ...g'bye!
- In "Simpsons Already Did It", for example, he starts singing a song when he realizes the boys just told him that they killed their teacher and the autopsy found their "sea men" in her stomach, and he starts preparing to send them to Thailand instead.
- In the episode "Red Hot Catholic Love", when the confused boys asked Chef why the priest wanted to put something on their butts and what, he walks away.
Chef: Dag-nabbit, children! How come every time you come in here you've got to be asking me questions I shouldn't be answering!? "Chef, what's a clitoris? What's a lesbian, Chef? How come they call it a rim job Chef?!" For once, can't you kids come in here and say "Hey Chef, nice day isn't it?!"
- Similarly, when they ask him what a prostitute is in "Fat Camp" he gets angry:
Chef: It's a what? A giant snake? Killing everybody? Growing bigger? Children, you know I rarely say this but, well... fudge it.
- The earliest example comes in "Summer Sucks", when the boys call him for help.
*hangs up the phone*
Kyle: What'd he say?
Stan: Dude, I think he told us to go fuck ourselves.
Kyle: How's that gonna help?
- Mentor Occupational Hazard: Although this was really just a case of Real Life Writes the Plot.
- Morality Pet: He seemed to have served as one for Cartman, as Chef was one of the few people whom he genuinely treated with respect.
- Not So Above It All: Sometimes Chef can be just as crazy as the other townspeople, such as in "Conjoined Fetus Lady" and "Jared Has Aides". Also, in general, sometimes he isn't as helpful to the boys as they would expect, for Chef is sometimes too caught up in sex to help them or their problem is so fatal that even he doesn't want to get involved.
- Nice Guy: Chef was characteristically sympathetic to the school children and one of the few trustworthy authority figures.
- N-Word Privileges: Subverted. He calls the boys "crackers". Of course, the boys don't even know what it means. (Although Cartman does later on, as he says to Stan: "Token is gonna want to kick your cracker teeth in!")
- Only Sane Man: At least among the other adults, Chef was more level-headed and rational. Until his final episode, in which he was brainwashed into becoming a child molester.
- Phrase Catcher: Tying into Catchphrase above, the boys would exchange the following responses with him:
- "Hey Chef."
- Pluralses: While at the proctologist, he at one point tells Kyle that a proctologist is, "a doctor that specializes in your asshole."
- Really Gets Around: He has a lot of sex with a lot of women.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: One of the more reasonable school staff members.
- Take Our Word for It: Whenever the children ask about something he really doesn't want to tell them.
- Token Minority: The only non-white adult in the town in the early seasons.
- Verbal Tic: Always greets the kids with "Hello there, children.", even if there's only one of them. His father has also been heard using "children" when referring to one child. Although it was Cartman, so it could have been a fat joke - Cartman also had another child's soul in him at the time, making it technically accurate.
- Where Da White Women At?: He has had sex with lots of white women (cf. "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig", where, while watching Kyle's elephant make love to Cartman's pig, Chef realizes that it's similar to the many times he's made it with a white woman), but really, he's not picky.
South Park Elementary's guidance counselor with a very large head. Incredibly mellow, mmm-kay?
- Berserk Button: Don't crap in the urinal. Don't touch his mountain of stuff. Don't take tooth decay even remotely lightly. And don't partake in whatever other new childhood trauma-spawned pet peeve he's dealing with this week.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Is often nice unless one of his various aforementioned buttons are pushed.
- Butt-Monkey: Most of the kids have no respect for him whatsoever, as shown in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" and "Erection Day".
- Clueless Aesop: Often tries to deliver messages to the kids with no logic or knowledge behind them. At one point he fails at teaching sex ed because he's forgotten how it works.
- Department of Redundancy Department: While giving his "Drugs Are Bad" speech in "Ike's Wee Wee".Mr. Mackey: Drugs are bad, m'kay. You shouldn't do drugs. If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, m'kay. It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, m'kay, that'd be bad.
- Drugs Are Bad: The Trope Namer, heavily parodied. After giving an anti-drug speech to the class, he got busted for allegedly holding marijuana, leading to him being fired. The ensuing depression and poverty led him to using the same drugs he talked about to cope.
- Flanderization: "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" and onward have begun play up the angry aspect of his personality. That was originally a one off/one time thing, but with Seasons 14 onward, Mr. Mackey's temper has become more frequent to the point of consuming his personality. Many fans feel that this has derailed his character severely. Compare "Ike's Wee Wee" to "Royal Pudding".
- Freudian Excuse: The reason for his stern attitude towards directing a play about tooth decay is because his father was killed by tooth decay.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: He seems to have developed quite a nasty one recently, for example in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce", "Insheeption" and "Royal Pudding"."I will rape you in the fucking mouth, m'kay! I will rape you in the fucking mouth!"
- He Who Fights Monsters: In "Bass to Mouth", he (along with the Principal Victoria) severely rebukes Cartman for nearly driving two kids to suicide. The near-end of the episode sees him throwing Cartman under a moving bus, while making it look like a suicide, for his own purposes.
- Ominous Owl: In "Insheeption", he's revealed to have a hoarding problem stemming from a childhood incident when he was molested by a Woodsy Owl mascot ("Give a hoot, don't pollute!"). When Mr. Mackey faces up to this traumatic memory in a dream, the owl mascot turns into a monstrous embodiment of Mr. Mackey's trauma. Eventually, believe it or not, the other people in the dream have to bring in Freddy Krueger to stop the owl.
- The Starscream: He made a false accusation against Principal Victoria to get her fired because he was tired of being her dogsbody. This ultimately backfires on him as PC Principal turns out to be much worse.
- Stern Teacher: Although he's started crossing over into Sadist Teacher as of late (see above episodes).
- Too Dumb to Live: No one in their right mind would accept a gift from Eric Cartman of all people after throwing him bodily under a bus. You can't really feel sympathy for Mackey's comeuppance in this episode.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: Seasons 14 onwards. After having to deal with Scott Malkinson's Wangst for hours (if not days) on end, Mr. Mackey just stops caring. Granted, it's not hard to sympathise with him by the end of it.
- Verbal Tic: Mr. Mackey ends most of his sentences with "m'kay". It also crosses over into other languages; when speaking Spanish in "Rainforest Schmainforest" he uses "m'bien".
A grossly big-breasted woman who temporarily teaches the 4th graders until her death in Season 6.
- Death by Irony: It seems, from the comments made about the contents of her stomach post-mortem, that she literally... well, I'm sure you can figure it out.
- Extreme Doormat: Until Mr. Garrison teaches her how to keep her students from walking all over her.
- Fan Disservice: The sex scene between her and Mr. Mackey in "Proper Condom Use".
- Gag Boobs: They practically sag to her feet. In one episode the rest of the staff discusses asking her to wear a giant bra but they are too afraid of offending her to do so.
- Killed Off for Real: In Season 6.
- Meaningful Name: Just read it out loud. Interestingly, the children never catch on to this obvious source of mockery, instead calling her "Ms Makesmesick" or some tame variation thereof.
- Stern Teacher: She at least tries to be this.
The principal of South Park Elementary, constantly trying to please everyone and failing.
- Berserk Button: She has zero tolerance for jokes about breast cancer, to the point where she not only allowed, but encouraged Wendy to beat up Cartman for making fun of it. This stems from the fact that she is a breast cancer survivor.
- Bi the Way: Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut indicates that she had sex with Liane at some point.
- The Bus Came Back: She shows up in the middle of Season 19 after being fired, to bring Mr. Garrison into the conspiracy.
- Eyepatch After Time Skip: She's walking with a limp and a cane instead of an eyepatch, but the trope is still played straight.
- Meaningful Name: A spoonerism of Dallas actress' Victoria Principal's name.
- Only Sane Woman: With Chef being Killed Off for Real, Ms. Victoria now remains the closest to this trope out of the school faculty.
- Pointy-Haired Boss: She just can't deal with anyone's stupidity and cave to Cartman's demand a lot. In "Bass to Mouth", when she's aware that Cartman's purposefully making reasons to humiliate people, driving them to suicide, she never thinks to expel him, instead she plays along unwillingly.
- Put on a Bus: She's fired off-screen at the start of Season 19 and is replaced by PC Principal.
- Stoners Are Funny: In "Helen Keller! The Musical".
The school bus driver in the early seasons of the show.
- A Day in the Limelight: Subverted. She had a prominent role in "City On The Edge Of Forever", though it turns out to be part of a dream within a dream, something that even the "dream" Veronica Crabtree acknowledges.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: In "Cartman's Incredible Gift", Sergeant Yates addresses her lack of prominence in the show whilst investigating her murder."I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes, but dammit, she deserved better than this."
- Catchphrase: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
- Given Name Reveal: Not that there was much point by the time it's revealed.
- Jerkass: Unfriendly and always shouting at the kids.
- Kick the Dog: In "City On The Edge Of Forever", she continually threatens to shoot a cute little bunny if the kids don't "sit down and shut up." Though it's later revealed to have all been part of Stan's double-dream, this raises questions as to how much he (and possibly the other children) feared her.
- Killed Off for Real: Was murdered by Michael Deats (a.k.a. the left hand killer) in "Cartman's Incredible Gift".
- No Indoor Voice: Crabtree yells almost all the time.
- Put on a Bus: Ironic trope indeed. "The Simpsons Already Did It" was her last proper appearance, aside from a cameo in the ending of "I'm A Little Bit Country". She disappeared for a while, until... well... see Killed Off for Real.
- Running Gag: Kids would say something rude or vulgar, only for Mrs. Crabtree to yell "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" The kid would respond with something non-vulgar that sounded similar, and she would let it go. Example:Stan: Yeah, whatever, ya fat bitch!
Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Stan: I said I have a bad itch.
Ms. Crabtree: Oh.
Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch!
- Played With in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut":
Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Stan: I said "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Alright then... (drives away)
Kyle: Whoa dude.
Stan: I always wondered if that would work.
A new kindergarten teacher who forms a sexual relationship with Ike, who is four years old.
- The Alcoholic: Not really, but she used this as an excuse to leave prison for rehab.
- Disney Villain Death: Jumps off a building rather than live without Ike.
- Driven to Suicide: When the police corner her, she jumps off a roof. She tries to convince Ike to go with her, but he reneges at the last second.
- Freudian Excuse: According to her, she was forced by her uncle to engage in incestuous acts with her sister. In the present, she engages in sex with a child.
- Killed Off for Real: Dies after jumping off the airport roof.
- Pedo Hunt: Averted. When the police are told that one of the teachers is a pedophile, they're ready to arrest them. However, when they find out that it's Ms. Stevenson, they stop caring, and they revere Ike for getting lucky with her.
- Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful!: The police refuse to arrest her on the grounds that a boy like Ike should be happy to sleep with her.
South Park Elementary's replacement for Principal Victoria in Season 19's "Stunning and Brave", and the secondary antagonist of the season. He's a violent frat boy dedicated to being as politically correct as possible, while forcing others to be the same way.
- Ambiguously Human: He's seen in an ad with Leslie, who is an ad herself. However, it isn't clear if this was fabricated by the ads to mess with his head, or if he genuinely was an ad who somehow managed to go against his programming. The fact that he is able to have children with Strong Woman suggests he is actually a human.
- Angry White Man: Subverted. He's only prejudiced against his own kind, but is just as petty about it. Played straight towards the ads.
- Badass Armfold: Often crosses his arms in such a way as to leave his fingers under his arms and his thumbs sticking up above.
- Badass Teacher: As of Season 20.
- Bodyguard Crush: To Strong Woman. However, given their similar personalities, his attempts at being the bodyguard fall flat, especially when he tries to scold Butters for talking while Strong Woman is.PC Principal: (snatches the mic from Strong Woman) HEY, BUTTERS! SHUT THE FUCK UP, DON'T DISRESPECT STRONG WOMAN WHILE SHE'S TALKING!
Strong Woman: (deadpan) Do you think I couldn't do that myself?
PC Principal: (embarrassed) O-oh, sorry.
- Big Bad: Of Season 19. Until the end of it, that is.
- Big Damn Heroes: He saves the day at the end of Season 19 by taking out Leslie, the true Big Bad.
- Big Good: Has taken this position as of Season 20.
- The Bully: Although he genuinely believes in what he preaches.
- Can't Take Criticism: Eh... kind of. If you criticize his methods, he'll at best brush it off by assuming you straight-up don't know what you're talking about or at worst verbally lash you out. That said, it's not impossible (though if Butters and Jimmy are any indication, the negative consequences of his actions have to be obvious) to make him see what mistakes he makes, and when he does, he partially blue screens and may try to even make some amends.
- Catchphrase: "Alright evenyone, listen up!" Season 21 also gives him, Dude... bro.
- Character Development: In Season 20, his Jerkass tendencies are toned down and he's more neutral when it comes to the conflict between the boys and the girls, letting the boys have the same rights the girls have despite their gender supposedly having more "privilege". Further highlighted when he firmly but politely tells Butters to stop protesting during a school presentation. A noticeable change from the way he used to handle Leslie whispering in the exact same scenario.
- He has also stopped bending over backwards for Cartman's schemes whenever Cartman comes to him wanting something.
- Comically Missing the Point: He is triggered by Cartman saying spokesman instead of spokesperson when Cartman intend to frame him for pedophilia.
- Cool Shades: He and his PC friends all wear the same brand of sunglasses. As do the PC Babies.
- Create Your Own Villain: His efforts to make South Park Elementary a PC environment, specifically in regards to the influx of Canadian immigrants, were what led to Mr. Garrison becoming president, as the latter gleefully points out when he returns to town after being elected.
- Even Evil Has Standards: He's a douche, but he would never use his progressive views to try and get laid. He even calls in a meeting with the other PC bros to tell them that doing so is insincere and manipulative.
- By Season 21, he's started to get sick of Cartman constantly demanding he help him feel better about himself in school.
- Evil Counterpart: He may be considered one to Kyle. While they're both Hot-Blooded individuals who both don't shy away from using overzealous methods to solving what they perceive as problems, and while Kyle also has had his Knight Templar moments, he still has much more genuine compassion and understanding compared to PC Principal's almost single-minded hostile nature. In short, PC Principal is what you get when you take all of Kyle's negative traits and take them Up to Eleven.
- Eviler Than Thou: Granted, Cartman is also evil, but he's basically Cartman with a desire to fight bigotry and prejudice... through bullying people about completely benign "microaggressions". Their first encounter ended with Cartman in the hospital.
- Fratbro: He is one, and opens up a new PC fraternity in South Park shortly after becoming principal.
- Genius Bruiser: He's very athletic and strong (he's often seen lifting weights in his office), and a skilled enough fighter to kill several men in a bar fight. While it's not dwelled upon, he also mentions offhand that he's a graduate of Texas A&M University, which is no small feat.note
- Hair-Trigger Temper: He beats Cartman within an inch of his life after Cartman tries to blackmail him by soaking Butters' underwear with PC Principal's urine. However, this is not what set him off. What sets him off is that Cartman used the word "capiche" when intimidating him, implying to him that Italian-Americans are all mobsters. Then he used the word "spokesman" instead of the word "spokesperson" in reference to Jared Fogle, implying to him that women aren't capable of selling Subway sandwiches. He also spends the majority of his debut episode antagonizing Kyle for not thinking Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
- The Heavy: He's the most frequent obstacle in Season 19, but he is actually a Unwitting Pawn to Leslie, the true Big Bad .
- HeelFace Turn: Is built up as the Big Bad of Season 19, but turns good in the finale and kills the true Big Bad, Leslie. He remains in South Park as the principal, and vows to take down the ads for their oppression of humanity.
- Hidden Depths:
- Despite coming across as a Hot-Blooded bully, in "Where My Country Gone" he seemed a little bit intimidated by Mr. Garrison when he continued to rant on about the "undocumented" Canadian immigrants even after being fired (the fact that PC Principal doesn't attack or speak up against Mr. Garrison certainly suggests this).
- The musical segment of the episode "Safe Space" reveals he too has a Safe Space, implying that he has a fear of being shamed and wants to be protected from it.
- In contrast to his PCA bros, he genuinely believes in political correctness, as exemplified when he chides his bros for using PC to score with the ladies.
- Was clearly absolutely terrified of Garrison when he returned as president elect.
- His Name Really Is "Barkeep": From "The City Part of Town":PC Principal: Hey, bro. I'm the new principal of the school. My name's PC Principal.
- Horrible Judge of Character: When the girls tell him that Cartman is harassing them online as skankhunt42, he dismisses this because of all the PC work Cartman has done recently. It actually isn't Cartman, but PC Principal still should've looked into it. Later on, in an effort to end the conflict between the boys and girls, he brings in Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby to teach the boys about being gentlemen.
- Hypocritical Humor: He criticizes South Park Elementary for not having any ethnic minorities aside from Token. Meanwhile, his PC Fraternity is composed entirely of privileged, cis-gendered white men.
- His frathouse filled Kyle's room with pigs that have "Biggit" painted on their skin. Apparently animal exploitation and antisemitism aren't as big an issue as making sure no-one uses gender-exclusive pronouns (though he may have simply been unaware that Kyle was Jewish).
- He threatens and inflicts physical harm on children, then has the gall to demand that other people resign.
- He spends his first appearance harassing Kyle for not blindly Hero Worshiping Caitlin Jenner for being transgender in spite of the fact that her beliefs are the exact opposite of his, and the next episode he fires Mr Garrison (also (twice) transgender) for expressing pretty similar views. To drive the point home, he then uses those views to run for president with Caitlin as his running mate.
- Irony: Has the appearance and demeanor of the blond buff bro stereotype, the type of people who the stereotype of an SJW would hate the most. Reinforced in Season 21, where he suddenly gains the catchphrase Dude... bro.
- Jerkass: Threatens anyone who disagrees with him with several weeks of detention. He's especially hard on Kyle, who has put up with a lot of political incorrectness over the years. This aspect of his character gets dropped after Season 19.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Becomes this in later seasons when he starts to be more reasonable and kinder to the students.
- Karma Houdini: Aside from realizing that he's just a pawn for the ads, he hasn't received any sort of karmic retribution for the egregious amount of harm he's inflicted on others in his pursuit of social justice.
- Karma Houdini Warranty: Near the end of Season 20, he has to live with the fact that his actions partially caused one of the most politically incorrect characters to become president, who proceeds to rub it in his face, and force him to suck his dick.
- Kick the Son of a Bitch: In his first episode alone, he savagely attacks a ten-year old because they used the words "capiche" and "spokesman". That being said, the ten-year old was Cartman who said those words when he was attempting blackmail.
- Knight Templar: He's so self-righteous and overzealous in his ideals that he almost makes Cartman look genuinely heroic. So far the only group he's actually managed to help are... overweight Americans with thin skin. And Nathan.
- Meaningful Name: His name actually is PC Principal, so him being politically correct is a given. It also has a double meaning. In addition to being politically correct, he's also a pawn for the ads, kind of like a PC, as in a Personal Computer.
- Motor Mouth: Even in rare times where he's not being hostile to anyone, he talks in a somewhat excitable matter.
- My God, What Have I Done?: Near the end of 'Safe Space', he's shown feeling genuinely guilty for pushing Butters too hard when he had him running a Safe Space for too many people.PC Principal: I guess... I asked too much of one kid. (Sniffles)
- He's horrified when he discovers he threatened to break Jimmy's legs, the same Jimmy who needs crutches to get around to begin with. When he lectures him on using the word "retarded" he is much more mature and restrained than he was towards Cartman.
- He's fully aware that firing Garrison back in "Where My Country Gone?" was what allowed him to run for, and ultimately win, the election, and is very shaken about it.
- Pet the Dog: He does everything he can to help Cartman during "Safe Space", but does it in a jerkass way that ends with him giving Kyle and Wendy two weeks detention for not helping Cartman.
- He also feels bad about making Butters censor too many people's social media feeds, which resulted in the latter almost killing himself.
- When the boys start marching through the halls with their wieners out, PC just shrugs it off as their right to protest. This could be out of sympathy for all the boys who lost their girlfriends, or because he still feels guilty for what happened to Butters in the last season.
- Political Correctness Gone Mad: He and his bros run entirely on this. You will be PC around him, otherwise he'll give you detention, regardless of whether you're a student or not. Resist any further, and he'll beat you until you're nearly dead.
- Politically Correct Villain: Before his HeelFace Turn, he's a bully who imposes his morality on everyone and is willing to violently assault people over microaggressions and statements that are politically insensitive, instead of the things they actually deserve to be violently assaulted over.
- Pre-Asskicking One-Liner: At the end of Season 19 to Leslie.PC Principal: You're expelled.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Evolves into this by the time Season 20 rolls around. When the girls complain about the boys retaliating against their protests with a counter-protest, PC Principal doesn't cry sexism.
- Running Gag: "God-damnit, Leslie, shut your fucking pie hole!"
- Selective Obliviousness: In pursuing political correctness, he has outright stated that parts of the situation he is dealing with are immaterial — for example, in "Tweek x Craig", he is so fixated with teaching Tweek and Craig affirmative consent that he outright states that the fact that they are not gay has no importance whatsoever.
- In "The Fractured But Whole", he assaults a guy because the guy told his Latino friend he looked tired, as people of Latino descent are stereotyped as being lazy. The Latino man tells PC Principal he actually is feeling tired and PC Principal assaults him too.
- Skewed Priorities: Meant to be Played for Laughs, he beats up Cartman for using the word "spokesman" instead of "spokesperson" and "capiche" in that all Italians are part of The Mafia while ignoring the fact that Cartman is framing him for pedophilia.
- Soapbox Sadie: A rare, male example. Although as much of a self-righteous Jerkass he can be, he genuinely believes in his preaching, unlike the rest of his compatriots, who are only doing it to impress the ladies.
- Straw Character: Of Social Justice Warriors.
- Tomato in the Mirror: An ambiguous case. He is led to believe that he is actually an ad, but it's never specified if this was just the ads trying to mess with his head after he starts going against their agenda, or if he truly is an ad who ended up Becoming the Mask and turning against his own kind due to their intolerance.
- Took a Level in Kindness: After realising that the ads have marginalised all of humanity, he starts treating the students with respect and tolerance regardless of their race or gender.
- Toxic Friend Influence: He and his frathouse suckered Randy into their group by offering him beer. Remember that Randy's an alcoholic. He also got Randy to break into Kyle's house and harass him, risking jail time while PC Principal can plan his next attack on the poor boy.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: In the 19th Season, he fired Garrison out of disagreements with immigrants. That was the stepping stone that allowed Garrison to rise as the most powerful man in America, which Garrison himself points out next season.
- Unwitting Pawn: To the ads.
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: You'd think that coming to South Park with the desire to spread tolerance and anti-bigotry would make him a benign figure... except his methods only prove him to be little more than a bully. Later episodes reveal that despite being the harbinger of PC fanaticism, he's the only one who isn't using political correctness for personal gain e.g. seducing young women.
- Would Hurt a Child:
- He feels no regret in nearly beating Cartman to death for saying "capiche" when intimidating him and saying "spokesman" instead of "spokesperson".
- Kills Leslie at the end of Season 19, although Leslie isn't actually human.
A female substitute teacher that caught the attraction of the boys. Also The Rival of Wendy Testaburger due to thinking that there's a connection between her (Ms. Ellen) and Stan.
- Adults Are Useless: Due to her Extreme Doormat personality, she doesn't give Wendy any punishing for looking over her authority and threatening her.
- Apathetic Citizen: Isn't shocked or disgusted when she receives a dead animal as a present from Wendy.
- Extreme Doormat: She lets Wendy intimidate her and kindly accepts her gift of a dead animal, refusing to give her any form of deserved punishment.
- Hot for Teacher: The boys in class develop a crush on her upon her introduction.
- Hot Teacher: What the boys think of her.
- Incompatible Orientation: Chef goes out on a date with her, only discover that she's not interested in him because she's a lesbian.
- Killed Off for Real: Gets killed off near the end of "Tom's Rhinoplasty" when a bunch of Iraqis shoot her into the center of the sun.
- Lipstick Lesbian: She's this, according to Chef (thus, causing Stan to be a Hopeless Suitor even without the age & profession complications keeping things platonic on her part).
- One-Shot Character: Because she got Killed Off for Real at the end of the episode. The closest she's received to a reappearance is being shown on Stan's drawing in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka".
- The Rival: To Wendy Testaburger. Stan is one of the boys infatuated by Ms. Ellen and she seemingly takes a liking to him, which causes Wendy to go Ax-Crazy, and her attempts to win Stan back fail after her beauty is overshadowed by Ms. Ellen's. She even goes as far as hiring a bunch of Iraqis to shoot her into the center of the sun, and throws a party in celebration of her death.
- Teacher/Student Romance: Seemed to have this with Stan, but when they went out to dinner she tells him that there's no connection between them since she's her teacher, thus, they are only friends (also, according to Chef, she's a lesbian).
The boys' shop teacher. He hates kids that "screw around", and once had a difficult time coping with the loss of his wife.
- Addiction Displacement: An Implied Trope. He compulsively chews nicotine gum when he has flashbacks of his wife's death, suggesting that he originally coped by smoking. When he runs out of gum, he attempts suicide.
- Bait-and-Switch: When he says "Jesus Christ, what was I thinking?!" during his suicide attempt on the table saw, you'd think that he regrets his decision to commit suicide, but instead he turns his body upwards on the table saw so his head is facing the blade rather than his genitalia.
- Berserk Button: Don't screw around in his class.
- Blatant Lies: When Clyde interrupts him from reminiscing his wife's timeline, he asks if his wife is dead. Adler responds "no!" and tells him to get back to work so he doesn't ask any further questions and discover his secret.
- Catchphrase: "Stop screwin' around!" and other variations on it.
- Interrupted Suicide: When he comes close to death, Tweek and Craig are sent through the shop class window and their "screwing around" distracts him from killing himself.
- The Lost Lenore: Constantly has flashbacks to his wife's fatal yet ridiculous accident.
- One Steve Limit: Averted. "Richard" is also the name of Tweek's dad.
- Skewed Priorities: Tries to kill himself because he runs out of nicotine gum. Couldn't he just buy some more?
- Start of Darkness: Becomes one of the Cthulhu-worshippers. Clearly he's still not over the death of his wife even years after his episode.
The nurse at South Park Elementary who has a dead fetus attached to her head, and as such, she was outcasted for her deformity.
- Born Unlucky: She never wanted the deformity in the first place. The only reason she doesn't consider removing it is because doing so would cause her death.
- Butt-Monkey: All the kids were disgusted by her birth defect, and even some of the adults too (like Gerald).
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: She has been inexplicably absent in the series for several years and hasn't been seen since the Season 9 episode "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow". Before that, her last speaking role was in "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods".
- Conjoined Twins: Has a conjoined fetus twin attached to her head.
- A Day in the Limelight: "Conjoined Fetus Lady".
- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: In the unaired pilot version of "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe", she wasn't depicted with the conjoined fetus.
- Hypocritical Humor: In the unaired pilot, when the boys visit the nurse office after they witness Cartman farting fire, Gollum calls out the boys out for telling Pip (who also had to visit due to hitting his head on the playground equipment) to shut up. But once the boys leave and Pip says he hopes Cartman is okay, she tells him to shut up.
- Sudden Name Change: The unaired pilot had her surname as "McSchwartz", but it would later be changed to "Gollum" in "Conjoined Fetus Lady".
- Vocal Evolution: Her original appearance in the unaired pilot had her with a deeper voice, due to having a different VA (Kari Turner) rather than Mary Kay Bergman.
The new vice-prinicpal at South Park Elementary and a love interest to PC Prinicpal.
- Distaff Counterpart: To PC Prinicpal.
- His Name Really Is "Barkeep": Her official title is Vice Principal Woman.
- Hot Teacher: She's noticeably attractive, though she doesn't go out of her way to look hot.
- Made of Iron: She gave birth to five babies in a row, without an epidural. Her name isn't Strong Woman for nothing.
- Political Correctness Gone Mad: Subverted. Strong Woman turns out to be calm and understanding, pointing out micro-aggressions but not making a big deal about them.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Strong Woman turns out to be this, despite her name and first couple of scenes implying she'll be a comedic buffoon similar to PC Principal. She genuinely wants to make the school a safer place for all students, and when Kyle tries to get her on his quest against Terrence and Phillip, she simply notes that pointing fingers at TV for kids' antics is illogical and usually leads to a slippery slope of Moral Guardians crusades.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to PC Prinicpal's red. Strong Woman seems fully aware that not everyone is going to be as up to date with gender relations and points out how improvements can be made with no drama, a sharp contrast to PC Principal who believed that people were intentionally being politically incorrect.
- Sleeping with the Boss: She eventually begins an affair with PC Principal.
- Star-Crossed Lovers: Parodied. Strong Woman and PC Prinicpal could start dating any time they want, but both feel that dating co-workers is outright impossible.
- Straw Feminist: Averted. Strong Woman wants to make the school environment better for the female students, but she doesn't hate men and is willing to listen to their concerns; when Kyle came to her office, she actually listened to his suggestion and even though she turned it down, she explained why.
- Take That!: Strong Woman is one to self-proclaimed "strong women" who try to find sexism in everything such as how when she first introduces herself to the faculty she assumes they would treat her differently if she was a guy. Subverted as she's still a pretty reasonable person who listens to everyone's problems regardless of gender, unlike how PC Principal was a caricature of PC culture for almost the entirety of his debut season.