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Human Kids
Luke
Luke Kuneer
The desk is covered in many of your awe-inspiring and painstakingly polished works, categorized somewhat carefully into two sections, THEORIES and EVIDENCE. It's almost as if you were a HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE, puzzling out the many mysteries of life as you unearth one clue after the next.
An indecisive boy, always hiding away his eyes. Lives in United States, Ohio residing inside a shack with his brother, BKEW.
His username on Saddit is “wade5454”.
He placed the DICEKIND ABSTRATUS inside his STRIFE SPECIBUS which is used to predict up-and-coming events.
- Expressive Shirt: The horse on his shirt changes with the intensity of idiocy being displayed.
- Collector of the Strange: He has an obsession with objects related to horses.
- Freak Out: Can’t handle the opinions contesting his own, shown when discussing theories with his brother.
- Sunglasses at Night: Never lets go of his shades.
Sly
Sly Wright
Your name is Sly. How's that for a formal introduction? You have a variety of INTERESTING INTERESTS, though you're gonna have to skip those for now. Time is of the essence.
A boy who appears perpetually high, revelling in the popular internet trends that are used regardless of the current time period. Lives in the United Kingdom.
His username on Saddit is “Spartansly”.
Sev
Sev Irken
There’s no guarantee anyone would bother responding anyway, seeing as a large majority of them seem to TOLERATE YOU AT BEST. You’re not sure if this is because of your EXCESSIVELY MORBID JOKES or your OCCASIONALLY EXPLOSIVE TEMPER, but you figure it’s quite likely a MIXTURE of BOTH.
Chelsea
Chelsea Nakeeky
Your name is Chelsea and, despite the VAGUELY MASCULINE appearance of your TOUSLED LOCKS, you are very much FEMALE. You have a RATHER KEEN INTEREST in BOYS, and in order to maintain such an interest, you have undertaken the burden of PERMANENTLY COSPLAYING AS ONE.
Emily
Emily Lunsford
Your name is Emily Lunsford. You have an active interest in literature, and you pride yourself on curating your book collection to the best of your ability. You enjoy writing, though you tend to keep your work to yourself, away from the scathing criticism of the outside world.
Evan
Evan Fraizer
Your name is EVAN FRAIZER. As shown by your PATRIOTIC BEDSHEETS, you are from the GREAT NATION of CANADA, a fact of which you are VERY PROUD. Keeping in line with your RELIGIOUS UPBRINGING, you make an effort to maintain an UPBEAT and EASYGOING ATTITUDE.
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Guardians
Sis
Chelsea's Sister
At a glance, she seems more than ecstatic at the successful execution of her carefully-planned, assiduously-construed, terribly tricky tackle trap. Truth is, you find her expression to be largely indecipherable at the best of times.
BKEW
Blade Kind Eye Wear
You’re not in the mood for a half-hour argument over your conflicting PS theories. He's probably wearing that stupid mask too.
Eve
Evan's Doll
